Editing Booze

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:"''Give me a drink bartender ~ '''The Man With No Name'''''"
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]]
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]]
[[File:Cold One.PNG|thumb|left|Always remember to bring your old man a cold one.]]
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]]
[[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the former President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[American]] beer).]]
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]]
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]]
[[File:Drunksnivy.png|thumb|right|[[Snivy]] after drinking too many of the above.]]
Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]].


== Poopers Who Enjoy Booze ==
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard|Richard]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[Temeku|MTB710]]
*[[Joethebluedragon]]
*[[SirSnivyofNottingham]] ([[Russia]]n Standard Vodka and/or [[United Kingdom|Pussers Rum]], neat)
*Many Others

== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze ==
*[[Jesus Christ]] (He turned water into wine.)
*[[Scratch]]
*[[Grounder]]
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
*The [[Demoman]]
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
*[[Homer Simpson]]
*[[Aran Ryan]]
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock)
*[[The Man With No Name]]
*[[You]] after your girlfriend dumps you.
*[[:Category:Alcoholics|These People]]

==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze==
*[[Wes Weasley]]
*[[Ushrom]]
*[[Tom Nook]]
*[[Customer Service]]
*[[George Volcano]]
*[[Coconuts]]? (Rumored...)
*[[Cheatsy Koopa]]
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
*[[Bubs]]
*[[Crazy Bruce]] (Thanks to his own liqour store.)
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]
*Mr. Ratburn

==Types of BOOZE==

*Whisky (Various grains)
**[[Irish]] Whisky
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky
**[[Japan]]ese Whisky
**[[Canada|Canadian]] Whisky
**[[America]]n Whisky
***Bourbon Whisky
*[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes, various grains)
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice)
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes)
**Champagne
*[[Bleach|Gin]] (grain alcohol with Juniper berries)
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s)
**Lager
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]]
**Ale
***[[England|Brown Ale]]
***Pale Ale
***Barley Wine
***[[no|NOT]] GINGER ALE
**Stout
**Porter
*Mead (Honey)
*[[:Category:Pirates|Rum]] (Sugar)
*Hard Cider ([[Apple]]s)
**[[Demoman|Scrumpy]] [only produced in SW [[England]]]
*[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) [only produced in [[Mexico]]]
*Brandy (gr[[Donkey Kong|apes]])
**Cognac [only produced in Cognac, [[France]].]
*[[Energon]] (various energy sources)
*Pruno [Prison Wine] (assorted fruits, based on inmate availability)

==Trivia==
[[File:Givemeadrink.gif|thumb|right|300px|Peoples' reflexes tend to be less responsive when they drink too much booze.]]
*The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
*The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]].
*In Munich, [[Germany]], there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called [[Medic|Oktoberfest]].
**There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
***[[Adolf Hitler|A putsch]] was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of [[Adolf Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]] revolutionists.
*Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
*Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
**Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]].
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
**The capital of beer would be [[Germany]], which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above).
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933.
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies.
*Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
*According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy.
*Nathan Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that.
*Various [[cheese]]es are commonly eaten with various types of booze, usually wine, but sometimes other boozes with other types of cheese (such as weisslacker, which is eaten with beer).
*[[Batman]] believes that while [[Robin]]'s chest pain may be drinkers, they're also human beings.