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[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]] | [[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]] | ||
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]] | [[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]] | ||
| − | HE DOESN | + | HE DOESN"T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!! |
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== When it comes down to it == | == When it comes down to it == | ||
| − | Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best | + | Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason. |
At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show. | At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show. | ||
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== People He Interviewed == | == People He Interviewed == | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] |
| − | *[[Mike Tyson]] | + | *[[M. Bison|Mike Tyson]] |
*[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]] | *[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]] | ||
| − | *[[Mr. T]] | + | *[[Family Guy|Mr. T]] |
*[[You|Howard Stern]] | *[[You|Howard Stern]] | ||
| − | *The O RLY? Owl | + | * The O RLY? Owl |
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| − | ==Memorable | + | ==Memorable quotes== |
| − | + | *"Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY" | |
| − | + | *"Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable." | |
| − | + | *"It's gay parade time!" | |
| − | + | *"I was masturbating last night." | |
| − | + | *"Let's get SILLY!" | |
| − | + | *"Hi I'm Bill O'Reilly" | |
| − | + | *"Because YOU don't like YouTube!" | |
| − | + | *"LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA" | |
| − | + | *"Caution! ''You'' are about to enter ''the'' Spin Zone!" | |
| − | + | *"SHUT UP" | |
| − | + | *"Billoreilly.com" | |
| − | + | *"Evangelicals are silly nutcases." | |
| − | + | *"Cut her mic off" | |
| − | + | *"Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. shogoO" | |
| − | + | *"ON FIRE!" | |
| − | + | *"That is the subject. That is the subject. That is the that is that that is the subject." | |
| − | + | *"They know you're a" | |
| − | + | *"Ghe-tto." | |
| − | + | *"Hahahahahahahahahaha." | |
| − | + | *"Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day." | |
| − | + | *"FUCK IT!" | |
| − | + | *"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" | |
| − | + | *"FUCKING THING SUCKS!" | |
| − | + | *"If you question anything you're gay!" | |
| − | + | *"Doo doo doo DEW dew dew DOO DOO!" | |
| − | + | *"Let her hee hoo hah rah." | |
| − | + | *"Harry Belafonte!" | |
| − | + | *"Mah earl mah earl mah earl." | |
| − | + | *"I kill children." | |
| − | + | *"I have ''2 wives!''" | |
| − | + | *"So you think your [[M. Bison|Delicious?]]" | |
| − | + | *"Their watchdog. Watchdog. Their watchdog. Watchdog." | |
| − | + | *"Fuck it! We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT! FUCKING THING SUCKS!" (memorable depending upon who you ask) | |
| − | + | *"UH-WEE" | |
| − | + | *"Do you care about your audience?" | |
| + | *"Did you drop your [[balls|testicles]] yet? To a twelve year old?!" | ||
| + | *"Go home and [[Family Guy|smoke something.]]" | ||
| + | *"Because Youtube is where the Poop is." (His intro in his own Youtube Poops.) | ||
