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[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]]
 
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]]
 
HE DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Source==
 
*The [[O'Reilly Factor]]
 
 
 
== When it comes down to it ==
 
Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best political pundit on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.
 
 
 
At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.
 
 
 
O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!
 
 
 
He also has his own version of [[Diploma Dope]], which he calls [[O'Reilly Dope]].
 
 
 
He also has a little child by the name of Lil' O'Reilly.
 
 
 
== People He Interviewed ==
 
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Mike Tyson]]
 
*[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]]
 
*[[Mr. T]]
 
*[[You|Howard Stern]]
 
*The O RLY? Owl
 
*Lil' O'Reilly
 
*The Enclosed [[Uctions]] [[Macintosh|Apple]]
 
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==Memorable Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Caution! You are about to enter The No Spin Zone, The Factor begins right now!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hi!  I'm Bill O'Reilly.  Thanks for watching us tonight.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Cumming?}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Entitlements!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Get specific rather than this BS}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[Patrick Star|Pinhead]] alert!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|And now The Factor tip of the day!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|SHUT UP!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Billoreilly.com}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Evangelicals are silly nutcases.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|ON FIRE!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|That is the subject of tonight's talking points.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Ghe-tto.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hahahahahahahahahaha.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Persian Gulf.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day.}}
 
[[Image:O'Reilly Dope.PNG|thumb|right|He knows what you do at night...]]
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[FUCK]] IT!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|WE'LL DO IT LIVE!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|FUCKING THING SUCKS!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|If you question anything you're gay!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Harry Belafonte!}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Mah earl mah earl mah earl.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Obama is a terrorist from Kenya.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|People who like ''Saw'' are satanists.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|So you think your [[M. Bison|Delicious?]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Their watchdog. Watchdog.}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|UH-WEE}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Do you care about your audience?}}
 
{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Go home and [[Magic Drugs|smoke something.]]}}
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 

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