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|name=Beer Guy
 
|name=Beer Guy
 
|image=Glutko13.jpg‎
 
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|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
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|shows=The Legend of Zelda
 
|sex=Male
 
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|age=45
 
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|nationality=American
 
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[[Image:BeerGuyeatsteddybear.png|thumb|right|The beer guy eats more than just chicken.]]
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The beer guy is an unnamed character whom [[Link]] encounters on his way to fight [[Glutko]] in ''[[Link: The Faces of Evil|The Faces of Evil]]''. When the Beer Guy learns of this, he gives Link a handy tip: "Don't fight him, feed him! Something spicy, know what I mean?" (Because you have to throw a bomb into Glutko's mouth.) However, this has been misinterpreted as a [[sex|sexual advance]].  
The beer guy, officially named Droolik, is a character whom [[Link]] encounters on his way to fight [[Glutko]] in ''[[Link: The Faces of Evil|The Faces of Evil]]''. He is not a native of [[Koridai]] and probably comes from Tennessee. When the Beer Guy learns of this, he gives Link a handy tip: "Feed him! Something spicy, know what I mean?" (Because you have to throw a bomb into Glutko's mouth to kill him.) However, this has been misinterpreted as a [[sex|sexual advance]].  
 
  
 
He spends most of the time, however, getting [[Booze|drunk]] and eating [[KFC|chicken legs]]. Chickens must be easy to find in these games.
 
He spends most of the time, however, getting [[Booze|drunk]] and eating [[KFC|chicken legs]]. Chickens must be easy to find in these games.
  
He <s>might be</s> is a distant cousin of Barney Gumble, and possibly Barney Rubble as well.
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He <s>might be</s> is a distant cousin of Barney Gumble.
 
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|What are ya having, partner?}}
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|Don't fight him, feed him! *Munch Munch* Something spicy, know what I mean?}}
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|What are ya having, fucker?}}
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|Don't fight him, fuck him! Know what I mean?}}
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|Don't! You're no partner! I have a spicy penis, wanna see?}}
 
{{poopquote|Beer Guy|Thanks partner, see ya!}}
 
 
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[[Category:Characters - German]]
 
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Southerners]]
 
[[Category:Alcoholics]]
 

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