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+ | [[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick Robin]] | ||
+ | Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]]. His alter-ego is the [[Money|rich]] millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody. | ||
==Skills & Abilities== | ==Skills & Abilities== | ||
* Peak Martial Artist | * Peak Martial Artist | ||
* World's Best Detective | * World's Best Detective | ||
* Cunning | * Cunning | ||
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* Rich | * Rich | ||
* Growling his words so no one can understand him | * Growling his words so no one can understand him | ||
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* Having a gay sidekick | * Having a gay sidekick | ||
* Being Batman | * Being Batman | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
+ | [[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:GoddamnBatman.jpg|thumb|''He's the Goddamn Batman.'']] | ||
+ | {{vid|EOSvzHRWlww}} | ||
+ | [[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]] | ||
*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"THE BASEMENT!" | *"THE BASEMENT!" | ||
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*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | *"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | ||
*"Sleep tight my ward." | *"Sleep tight my ward." | ||
− | *"What | + | *"What, are you dense? Are you [[retard]]ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman." |
*"This Is WAR!!!" | *"This Is WAR!!!" | ||
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | *"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | ||
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*"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]" | *"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]" | ||
*"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]" | *"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]" | ||
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*"''I'm Batman.''" | *"''I'm Batman.''" | ||
− | + | [[Image:Flashbat.jpg|frame|right|If [[Batman]]'s hand ever touches [[you]], [[you]] will most likely [[die]].]] | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies. | *He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies. | ||
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | *Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | ||
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*One time, Batman actually be[[came]] [[:Category:Fat Characters|a couch potato.]] Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's [[fat]][[ass]]. | *One time, Batman actually be[[came]] [[:Category:Fat Characters|a couch potato.]] Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's [[fat]][[ass]]. | ||
*He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]] | *He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]] | ||
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*He's Batman. | *He's Batman. | ||
=== First Used In A Poop By === | === First Used In A Poop By === | ||
− | *[[EnoRed]] | + | * [[EnoRed]] |
+ | [[Image:Superbat.jpg|thumb|320px|left|He's not Superman... ''he's Batman.'']] | ||
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Heroic Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]] | [[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]] | ||
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