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| + | [[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick Robin]] | ||
| + | Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]]. His alter-ego is the [[Money|rich]] millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody. | ||
==Skills & Abilities== | ==Skills & Abilities== | ||
* Peak Martial Artist | * Peak Martial Artist | ||
* World's Best Detective | * World's Best Detective | ||
* Cunning | * Cunning | ||
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* Rich | * Rich | ||
* Growling his words so no one can understand him | * Growling his words so no one can understand him | ||
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* Having a gay sidekick | * Having a gay sidekick | ||
* Being Batman | * Being Batman | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | [[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:GoddamnBatman.jpg|thumb|''He's the Goddamn Batman.'']] | ||
*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"THE BASEMENT!" | *"THE BASEMENT!" | ||
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*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | *"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | ||
*"Sleep tight my ward." | *"Sleep tight my ward." | ||
| − | *"What | + | *"What, are you dense? Are you [[retard]]ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman." |
*"This Is WAR!!!" | *"This Is WAR!!!" | ||
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | *"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | ||
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*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here." | *"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here." | ||
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!" | *"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!" | ||
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*"I have given a name to my pain!" | *"I have given a name to my pain!" | ||
*"I have given a pain to my name!" | *"I have given a pain to my name!" | ||
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*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!" | *"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!" | ||
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!" | *"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!" | ||
| + | [[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]] | ||
*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!" | *"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!" | ||
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*"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]" | *"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]" | ||
*"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]" | *"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]" | ||
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*"''I'm Batman.''" | *"''I'm Batman.''" | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Flashbat.jpg|frame|right|If [[Batman]]'s hand ever touches [[you]], [[you]] will most likely [[die]].]] | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies. | *He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies. | ||
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | *Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | ||
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series. | *He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series. | ||
| + | *He also had more Robins on his side when years go by. | ||
*He is a proud supporter of sodomy. | *He is a proud supporter of sodomy. | ||
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*He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]] | *He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]] | ||
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*He's Batman. | *He's Batman. | ||
=== First Used In A Poop By === | === First Used In A Poop By === | ||
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| + | [[Image:Superbat.jpg|thumb|320px|left|He's not Superman... ''he's Batman.'']] | ||
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[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
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