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− | ==What | + | ==What are balls?== |
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− | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some may have 0 or up to 50 balls | + | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls. |
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− | + | ==Who has balls?== | |
− | ==Who | + | *[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior) |
− | + | *[[Tails]] - 1 ball | |
+ | *[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls | ||
+ | *[[Gay Luigi]] - 40 balls | ||
+ | *[[Mr.Krabs]] - 1 ball | ||
+ | *[[The Princess]] - 2 balls | ||
+ | *[[Toad]] - 19 balls | ||
+ | *[[King Koopa]] - 1 ball | ||
+ | *[[Cheatsy]] - 15 balls | ||
+ | *[[George the Volcano]] - 40 balls | ||
+ | *[[Borat]] - 4 balls | ||
+ | *[[Ganon]] - 5 balls | ||
+ | *[[Zelda]] - 8 balls | ||
+ | *[[Stone Luigi]] - 10 balls | ||
+ | *[[God Luigi]] - 50 balls | ||
+ | *[[The Cave People]] - 1 ball each | ||
+ | *[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical) | ||
+ | *[[Hip]] - 42 balls | ||
+ | *[[Hop]] - 84 balls | ||
+ | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
+ | *[[Mama Luigi]] - 4278652387453 balls | ||
+ | *[[Kooky]] 1397456918354901862496781254603125470615468153476051320485148518604 balls | ||
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life. | *[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life. | ||
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*[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel | *[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel | ||
− | * | + | *Lance Armstrong - 1 ball |
− | * | + | *Dr. Rockso The Rock & Roll Clown - 2 balls |
− | + | *Cocaine - The same amount of Dr. Rockso's. | |
− | * | + | *[[D.W.]] - 3 balls |
− | + | *[[Arthur]] - 33 balls | |
− | + | *The ruler of Youtube - 1 ball | |
− | + | *[[The Electric Cheese]] - 15 balls | |
− | + | *Jesus Christ - Infinite balls | |
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− | ==Who | + | ==Who doesn't have any balls?== |
− | + | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | |
− | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | + | *Rod Blagojevich |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Obama]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Buzz Lightyear]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Robotnik]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Captain Jack]] |
− | *[[The | + | *[[The King of Hyrule]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Link]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Yoshkins]] |
− | *[[ | + | *John Kerry |
− | * | + | *[[Oogtar]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Dr Rabbit]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Retard Luigi]] |
− | * | + | *[[Emo Luigi]] |
− | * | + | *[[Bowser Jr]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Captain Planet]] |
− | + | *[[Naruto]] | |
+ | *[[Oxy Clean Guy]] | ||
+ | *[[Chad Warden]] | ||
+ | *[[Groudon457]] | ||
+ | *[[Feghoot|Feghoot :(]] | ||
+ | *[[Angry German Kid]] | ||
+ | *[[Viacom]] | ||
+ | *[[Retard|Bill Clinton]] | ||
+ | *[[Communists|Hillary Clinton]] | ||
*[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | *[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | ||
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