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| − | ==What Are Balls?== | + | ==What are balls?== |
| − | [[File:Kickingballs.png|thumb|right|Not to be mistaken for soccer balls.]]
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| − | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some may have 0 or up to 50 balls (Though it can be more than that on (very) rare occasions.). The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]]. Credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and can be rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh (white) cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (Thus, giving you [[Fatal AIDS]].). A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls. [[Doc Louis]] likes to call them "belts" because ain't [[no]] [[one]] touchin' them! Yoshi likes balls on fire.("Fireballs yum!")
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| + | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]]. |
| − | {{VidCaption|i7YuA5lApMw|You'd have to have really big balls to do this.}}
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| + | ==Who has balls?== |
| − | ==Who Has Balls?==
| + | *[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior) |
| − | Typically any male who hasn't been castrated, but these are the people who stand out.
| + | *[[Tails]] - 1 ball |
| − | *[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
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| − | *[[Tails]], [[Mr. Krabs]], The Cave People, The moderators of [[YouTube]], & Lance Armstrong - 1 ball
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| − | *[[Gay Luigi]] - As many as his gay lover wants or needs.
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| − | *[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (Most are hidden within the fat exterior.)
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| − | *[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel
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| − | *[[The Princess]] - 2 balls ([[Fat Mario|Spooky!!!]])
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| − | *[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (Magical) | |
| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!). | |
| | *[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls | | *[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls |
| − | *[[Phil Collins]] - 52 balls. Criticize him, and he'll kick your balls with his balls. | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] - 40 balls |
| − | *[[Dragon Ball|Shenron]] - 7 balls. | + | *[[Mr.Krabs]] - 1 ball |
| − | *[[Piccolo]] - Unfortunately for him, they're inert. | + | *[[The Princess]] - 2 balls |
| − | *Joel Schumacher - For giving [[Batman|one of the greatest heroes of all time]] a ''[[Nostalgia Critic|BAT-CREDIT CARD!!!!!]]'' | + | *[[Toad]] - 19 balls |
| − | *Devastator - Two [http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/b/be/Devastator-ROTFenemyscrotum.jpg very unfortunately-placed] wrecking balls.
| + | *[[King Koopa]] - 1 ball |
| − | *[[Mario]] - [[Luigi]] wants him to give up because [[Princess Toadstool]]'s whoopin' his balls. | + | *[[Cheatsy]] - 15 balls |
| − | *[[Dr. Evil]] - 3 balls. | + | *[[George the Volcano]] - 40 balls |
| − | *[[Koopone|Tony Montana]] - All he has in this world are his balls and his word. | + | *[[Borat]] - 4 balls |
| − | *Mini-Me - Well, he's a clone of Dr. Evil, so the same applies to him.
| + | *[[Ganon]] - 5 balls |
| − | *Hidayet Türkoğlu - Loves saying "Ball!" for no real reason at all.
| + | *[[Zelda]] - 8 balls |
| − | *[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] - He says that Krusty the Clown is his balls. That shows how awesome he is. | + | *[[Stone Luigi]] - 10 balls |
| − | *Albert Wesker - "I don't need anyone else, I have BIG BALLS gahhh!"
| + | *[[God Luigi]] - 50 balls |
| − | *[[Austin Powers]] - Has the biggest ever, second only to... | + | *[[The Cave People]] - 1 ball each |
| − | *[[AC/DC]] - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!!! | + | *[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical) |
| − | | + | *[[Hip]] - 42 balls |
| − | ==Who Doesn't Have Any Balls?==
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| − | [[Image:Fireballs.gif|thumb|left|This man still has balls, but they no longer work. And yet... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???!!!]]
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| − | *[[Bill O'Reilly]], who sold his balls for his position on FOX News. | |
| − | *[[Oogtar]], he has never had any but he hopes that one day he will. | |
| − | *[[Emo Luigi]], lost them during a gruesome suicide attempt. Need I say more?
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| − | *[[Chris Crocker]], working on becoming a transexual.
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| − | *[[Ash]], who ended up using them when he ran out of Pokeballs. Ouch.
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| − | *[[Super Macho Man]] - For the same reason as Drago.
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| − | *[[The Purple Pervert]] - After attempting to rape [[Wendy O.]] | |
| − | *[[Vince Offer]] - They loved his nuts a bit ''too'' much, if [[you]] k[[no]]w what [[I]] mean.
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| − | *[[Soldier]] - He lost them from a battle (Though to be fair, he does replace them with grenades... [[yes|yeah.]]). | |
| − | *[[Seth]] - Chopped them off after losing a bet.
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| − | *Buggy the Clown - Lost them to [[Luffy]].
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| − | *[[You]], if you [[fuck]] with [[Big Bill Hell's Cars]], or take too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids]].
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| − | *[[Mama Luigi]] - Lost them when she transformed into Mama Luigi.
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| − | * The [[Hungry Hungry Hippos]] - Got them chopped off by Hasbro as part of their licensing agreement, they were last seen eating them with the help of four kids. | |
| − | *That one guy in a cemetery that actually danced there and did a cross hand motion and the [[evil|devil hand horns]] at the same time.
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| − | *[[The Irate Gamer]] failed miserably to get his balls transplanted with the Angry Video Game Nerd's balls.
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| − | <!--The Nazis are always last, so don't add anything after them.-->
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| − | *[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.)
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| − | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | + | ==Who doesn't have any balls?== |
| − | [[Category:Sex]] | + | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] |
| | + | *[[Tyrannysaurus Alan]] |
| | + | *[[Buzz Lightyear]] |
| | + | *[[Robotnik]] |
| | + | *[[Captain Jack]] |
| | + | *[[The King of Hyrule]] |
| | + | *[[Link]] |
| | + | *[[Yoshkins]] |
| | + | *[[George Bush]] |
| | + | *[[Oogtar]] |
| | + | *[[Dr.Rabbit]] |
| | + | *[[Mama Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Retard Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Debrotherized Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Emo Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Hop]] |
| | + | *[[Roy]] |
| | + | *[[Naruto]] |
