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[[Image:Bad Medicine.jpg|left|thumb|Bad Fucking Medicine]]Bad Medicine is an essence that is even stronger than [[Mama Luigi]] [[AIDS]]. It is known to cause all kinds of bad things, such as skull rafts, lava waterfalls, magnum bills, and [[Bowser|pedophiles]]. In Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3, the zombies are infected with <strike> the T-Virus</strike> Bad Medicine. [[Yoshi]] is the only one who knows the whole formula for Bad Medicine. [[Chad Warden]], a former worker of Yoshi's drug store spilled info about Bad Medicine, however. It was too late to get all of the info on how to make Bad Medicine because, Chad Warden was shot by [[Great Mighty Poo|one of Yoshi's employees]].
'''[[Bad]] Medicine''' is an extremely powerful essence. [[Yoshi]] is the only one who knows the whole formula for Bad Medicine. [[Chad Warden]], a former worker of Yoshi's drug store spilled info about Bad Medicine, but he was shot and killed by Yoshi himself and everybody he told became brain damaged from one of [[Akuma]]'s Shoryukens and forgot what they learned.
 
[[Image:Toyku lighthouse39.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Fat Lady]] flaunting her flask of Bad Medicine.]]
 
  
 
==Known Ingredients==
 
==Known Ingredients==
* An [[Xbox 360]]
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* A [[Chad Warden|PSTriple]] lens
 
* Skulls
 
* Skulls
* [[Dio-chan]]'s hair.
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* [[Shit]]
*[[Brock Samson]]'s [[semen]] - Extremely hard and dangerous to get. You'll probably need the help of Molotov Cocktease to acquire it. 
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* A [[Sex|Dildo]]
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* [[Cum]]
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* [[Anti-Uctions]]
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* Dio-chan hair
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*[[Brock Samson]]´s [[cum]] (EXTREMELY HARD AND DANGEROUS INGREDIENT TO GET)
 
*A concentrated [[Falcon Punch]]
 
*A concentrated [[Falcon Punch]]
*[[Bunny Burgers|Lagomorph Meat]]
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*[[Bunny Burger|Lagomorph meat]]
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*[[LULZ Sora]]´s magic mucus
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*A packet of [[Kooky]] steroid flavored cereal.
 
* The Kool-Aid Man
 
* The Kool-Aid Man
* Dildos (Deal Doughs)
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*[[Bad]] Medicine can cure [[AIDS]].
 
*It is known to cause all kinds of bad things, such as skull rafts, lava waterfalls, magnum bills, and [[Bowser|pedophiles]], however.
 
*The zombies in the first three ''Resident Evil'' games are infected with <strike> the T-Virus</strike> Bad Medicine.
 
*[[Bad]] Medicine negates the effects of all [[Magic Drugs]], which is a [[good]] thing if they were impure drugs (it is bad if they were pure, and it is worse if they were injectable MDs).
 
*"Bad Medicine" is also the name of a [[New Jersey|Bon Jovi]] song from [[the '80s|1988]].
 
 
==Also see==
 
 
*[[Good Medicine]], the opposite of Bad medicine.
 
 
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
{{VidCaption|eOUtsybozjg|One of Bon Jovi's songs: Bad Medicine.}}
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 

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