Editing Arthur Read

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'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark and convicted pedophile who enjoys building model <s>planes</s> [[penis]]es and raping his friends and family members.

[[Image:Aardvark.jpg|thumb|250px|Arthur ready to assault a crowd.]]

==Arrest==
Although Arthur's crimes went unnoticed most of the time, he was eventually discovered because Buster, his friend and one of his victims, spilled the beans (Arthur forgot that Buster is bad at keeping secrets). After a lengthy court session (Arthur's lawyer was Apollo Justice, and [[Phoenix Wright]] is infinitely superior), evidence of Arthur's vast crimes were discovered in his socks drawer (Why people would look there is beyond me), and he was jailed. Not only that, but he was guilty of hurting [[Cody]]'s Jessica.

==Love Life==
Arthur has been accused jokingly of being in a relationship with Francine Frensky. However, this is known to be untrue, as Arthur has been found in bed with [[Scott]]. Why Scott was in bed with an aardvark was beyond me. However, Arthur claims that this was unintentional on his part; to other animals, he looks like he normally does, but to other people, he looks like a regular stuffed aardvark. Everybody knows that Scott needs his stuffed aardvark to sleep, so you can see how this got mixed up.

==Where is he now?==
Elwood City Prison, doing homework Mr. Ratburn sent him and writing names in his Death Note.
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-|name=Arthurius Timothy Read
-|image=Arthur Timothy Read.jpg
-|shows=Arthur
-|sex=Male
-|age=8
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-'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark from the TV show ''[[Arthur]]''. He enjoys building model planes.
+'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark and convicted pedophile who enjoys building model <s>planes</s> [[penis]]es and raping his friends and family members.
-[[Image:Aardvark.jpg|thumb|250px]]
+[[Image:Aardvark.jpg|thumb|250px|Arthur ready to assault a crowd.]]
-[[Image:RetardArthur.gif|thumb|He's also a pretty <s>[[good]]</s> [[bad]] dancer, too.]]
-==Quotes==
+==Arrest==
-*"Follow the weird naked Indian!"
+Although Arthur's crimes went unnoticed most of the time, he was eventually discovered because Buster, his friend and one of his victims, spilled the beans (Arthur forgot that Buster is bad at keeping secrets). After a lengthy court session (Arthur's lawyer was Apollo Justice, and [[Phoenix Wright]] is infinitely superior), evidence of Arthur's vast crimes were discovered in his socks drawer (Why people would look there is beyond me), and he was jailed. Not only that, but he was guilty of hurting [[Cody]]'s Jessica.
-*"I told [[you]] ''not'' to '''TOUCH IT!!'''"
-*"A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D..."
-*"[[You]] better not let mom and dad hear [[you]] say that!"
-*"It's not a game, it's a penis."
-*"[[Dick|It's]] hard, but I'm almost done."
-*"Hey, Binky! [[You]] dropped your penis!"
-==Trivia==
+==Love Life==
-*Arthur once did the forbidden chant of Cthulhu. He not only ended up growing larger than ever, but he also ate most of his friends.
+Arthur has been accused jokingly of being in a relationship with Francine Frensky. However, this is known to be untrue, as Arthur has been found in bed with [[Scott]]. Why Scott was in bed with an aardvark was beyond me. However, Arthur claims that this was unintentional on his part; to other animals, he looks like he normally does, but to other people, he looks like a regular stuffed aardvark. Everybody knows that Scott needs his stuffed aardvark to sleep, so you can see how this got mixed up.
-*He wants you to follow the weird, naked Indian.
-{{DEFAULTSORT:Arthur Read}}
+==Where is he now?==
-[[Category:Animals]]
+Elwood City Prison, doing homework Mr. Ratburn sent him and writing names in his Death Note.