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She also may or may not be [[Stuart K. Reilly]]'s best friend when [[Sabrina Skunk|Sabrina]] is busy
 
She also may or may not be [[Stuart K. Reilly]]'s best friend when [[Sabrina Skunk|Sabrina]] is busy
[[Image:APPLE.gif|thumb|left|200 px|Applejack has breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snack simultaneously]]
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[[Image:APPLE.gif|thumb|left|200 px|Applejack has breakfast/lunch/dinner/midnight snack]]
 
===Likes===
 
===Likes===
 
*Apples
 
*Apples
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*Honesty
 
*Honesty
 
*Bucks McGillycuddly
 
*Bucks McGillycuddly
*[[Tits|Kicks]] McGee
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*Kicks McGee
 
*The South
 
*The South
 
*Her family
 
*Her family
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*[[New York|Manehattan]]
 
*[[New York|Manehattan]]
 
*Magic
 
*Magic
*Speakin' in [[French|Fancy]]
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*Speakin' in [[French|fancy]]
 
*"Girlish" things
 
*"Girlish" things
 
*Fancy mathematics
 
*Fancy mathematics
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*"Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!"
 
*"Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!"
 
*"How do you like them apples?"
 
*"How do you like them apples?"
*"I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the [[Rarity|prissy ghost]], who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo..."
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*"I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo..."
 
*"Can't hear ya, I'm asleep."
 
*"Can't hear ya, I'm asleep."
 
*"Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!"
 
*"Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!"
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*"Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!"
 
*"Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!"
 
*"Eeyup."
 
*"Eeyup."
*"Fuck you, I can eat all these apples!"
 
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
[[Image:JackApples.jpg|thumb|left|Applejack in real life.]]
 
 
*She represents the Element of Honesty (and rednecks).
 
*She represents the Element of Honesty (and rednecks).
 
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] can sometimes be found with Applejack. He swears he isn't cheating on [[Sabrina Skunk|Sabrina]]! HONEST!
 
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] can sometimes be found with Applejack. He swears he isn't cheating on [[Sabrina Skunk|Sabrina]]! HONEST!
*Her voice and dialect is based off of those of [[Hannah Montana|Miley Cyrus]] and [[Titties|Dolly Parton]].
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*Her voice and dialect is based off of those of [[Hannah Montana|Miley Cyrus]] and Dolly Parton.
*She was shrunk once and became an [[Booze|Appletini]].
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*She was shrunk once and became an Appletini.
 
*She holds many, many, many shares in [[Macintosh|Apple Computers, Inc]].
 
*She holds many, many, many shares in [[Macintosh|Apple Computers, Inc]].
*She eats Apple Jacks [[Gaston|EVERY MORNING TO HELP HER GET LARGE]].
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*She eats Apple Jacks EVERY MORNING TO HELP HER GET LARGE.
 
*Has an alternate version named Applejake who is played by [[John Madden]].
 
*Has an alternate version named Applejake who is played by [[John Madden]].
*She is related to Apple Bloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and that huge extended family that was at that reunion right before Luna showed up and sent the town to [[Hell]].
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*She is related to Apple Bloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and that huge extended family that was at that reunion right before Luna showed up sent the town to [[Hell]].
 
*She believes the language of "French" is called "Fancy".
 
*She believes the language of "French" is called "Fancy".
 
*She's apparently no good at lying.
 
*She's apparently no good at lying.
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[[Category:Southerners]]
 
[[Category:Southerners]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]
 

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