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==Description==
 
==Description==
The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], [[the '90s]], and as of recent, the 2000's. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
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The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], and [[the '90s]]. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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*"It isn't chocolate nor is it poop; it's ''shit''!"
 
*"It isn't chocolate nor is it poop; it's ''shit''!"
 
*"Duck! Wow, I just shot down a fuck by saying duck!"
 
*"Duck! Wow, I just shot down a fuck by saying duck!"
*"I'm drinking Rolling Rock... ''on'' the Roll 'n Rocker!"
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*I'm drinking Rolling Rock... on the Rock and Roller!" <small>You son of a bitch.</small>
 
*"We haven't even gotten through the credits yet, and this game is ''already'' a pile of monkey fuck."
 
*"We haven't even gotten through the credits yet, and this game is ''already'' a pile of monkey fuck."
 
*"A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK! An upside-down fuckin' chicken mask!!"
 
*"A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK! An upside-down fuckin' chicken mask!!"
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*"Dear Nintendo Power editor: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
 
*"Dear Nintendo Power editor: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
 
*"This game better stop sucking ass or else I'm gonna have to give it the FINGER! The ''middle'' finger!"
 
*"This game better stop sucking ass or else I'm gonna have to give it the FINGER! The ''middle'' finger!"
*"THAT'S WHORE-SHIT!! And no, I didn't say "horseshit", I said WHORE-SHIT!! LIKE A WHORE TAKING A SHIT!!"
 
  
 
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==First Used By==

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