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[[Image:Ampi avatar.JPG|thumb|yo wats up]]
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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
  
I'm Ampi. Please don't beat me up.
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Ampithecat (prefers to be one word) is considered by some to be a fairly decent pooper. He is far from having fanboys, let alone fans, and he's far from being a respected member of the community but... that's it.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
  
Around a year ago, there would have been this wordy three page description about me.
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Once upon a time there was a lonely teenaged middle schooler named Max. He was so bored one day, he was surfing the Internet and discovered this great thing called "Youtube Poop." It was the greatest thing ever! Who would have guessed that remixing old cartoons from the 1990's to make them "funny" would be the greatest influence on his life?
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He couldn't stop watching this "poop" but one day he encountered a poop that was flagged by some stereotypical soccer mom who hates everything and in order to watch that "poop," he had to make an account on Youtube. He wanted to name his Youtube account after his beloved cat, Amplitude, or Ampi for short. Well, the names "Amplitude" and "Ampi" were taken, and Max hated accounts with numbers in the name, so he went for the next best thing and named his account "Ampithecat."
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It wasn't long before he introduced the world of Youtube Poop to his very few friends at school. Shortly after, two of his friends made Youtube accounts named "yulond" and "Darcowalways." Max and Darcowalways have been friends since sixth grade, but there was growing tension between the two. Max became increasingly vulgar and insensitive, and Darcowalways increasingly became a hypocrite. After all, nobody likes someone who tells you not to say the word "fuck" yet uses it himself.
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Where was I? Oh yes, more satire.
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One day, Max noticed that there were a growing number of poops that weren't remixes and more blatant ear rape. After doing some research, he stumbled upon the community of YouChewPoop. After doing even more research, he learned that they were the ones who have been making these "non-funny ear rape poops" and he was mad. So mad that he wanted to uhh... eat... a bomb. Maybe Morshu would sell him some if he had enough rubies.
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Max made a video that expressed his hatred towards this "YouChewPoop" forum, and to his surprise (or not) he was greeted when he got home from his trip to New York with several death threats. After doing, yet even more research, he found out meiosis was the process of making gametes. Also that this YouChewPoop community wasn't as bad as he thought.
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After being greeted with more death threats, he eventually made friends with the people at this forum. Max made a lot of new friends, and even if he has never met them in real life, they weren't the throwaway friends you find on Myspace, they were people who he could relate to. No, he's not going to meet someone off the Internet and get raped, but who else does he show his vulgar sense of humor and not get detention for saying lovely words such as "fucktard" or "shitface?"
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Remember Darcowalways? Yeah, they're no longer friends. Good riddance.
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The End!
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===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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Link and the King cause 9/11 (Part one)
 
Link and the King cause 9/11 (Part one)
(I deleted this because it sucked, but I reuploaded it.)
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The original was removed to extremely poor reviews, and was eventually lost forever as he got a new computer, but he recreated it and uploaded it using almost exactly the same jokes and voice over clips.
  
 
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3QEVbHoMA0 Viewed here.]]
 
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3QEVbHoMA0 Viewed here.]]
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==Style==
 
==Style==
  
It's been a long time since I've made a full poop. I'm trying to avoid simply making an ear rape video now.
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He now makes traditional poops, but still wants to make WMM sentence mixing poops.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
  
I generally poop stuff I hate, like male enhancement commercials and the like. I also like pooping the classic sources like CD-i and whatnot.
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He doesn't really stick to some sources, but he usually likes to poop things he hates, as part of the fun for him in pooping something is insulting something he hates. Though some people take pooping something as a compliment.
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
  
Vegas 5, but it sucks. I'll upgrade eventually.
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Vegas for most of his stuff now, as it's better than WMM in every way, except for rendering times, so he uses WMM for simple projects that only take a few minutes to complete.
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
  
*People treating me like shit for stuff that happened a year ago.
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*Memes like Sparta, Mama Luigi, and WTF BOOM.
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
I don't know. People find my poops as "meh" I guess.
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As of now, he has 116 subscribers, and he appears to be well liked by most of the people he knows at YCP.  
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
  
People think my poops are meh because they're just rape. I'm thinking up some ideas with less rape and more humor, like you'll see with Billion and RideTheCatfish.
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*He used to be considered an annoying attention whore, but mostly everyone (except for like, Miss10, but she never forgives anyone) is over that. After he came back (olo came back) from a break from the forums, he has a better understanding of how to act there.  
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
  
I uploaded Ratatoing for your viewing pleasure, if you don't know that already. I also wrote a review for The Conduit for the front page, but many <strike>faggots</strike> fans of varying tastes say I'm biased for reasons of fuck.
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*He was the first person to get a Ratatoing DVD and upload it to Youtube, thus being praised by WalrusGuy and WalrusGuy fanboys. He finds it annoying that Ratatoing (Part 1) is his second most video (after a really stupid video of [[King Harkinian]] saying "I SHIT IN THE MORNING" for like, three minutes.)
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
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None really, as he doesn't know anybody in real life who makes poops.
  
The only poopers I know in real life are WalrusGuy fanboys!
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===Influences===
  
===Influences===
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*WalrusGuy
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*Deepercutt
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*MTB710
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*PoopSwedishGuy
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*JeffLindbom
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*Zacheatscrackers
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*Domorato
  
Lots of people! You're probably one of them.
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...among others that he probably forgot about.
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
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Most of his fans are WalrusGuy fanboys who are praising and subscribing to him because he uploaded Ratatoing.
  
Most people who subscribed to me are either closed accounts or WalrusGuy fanboys who like Ratatoing.
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==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
  
I came to the forums with a bang back in June 2008. I made a video insulting YCP and their non-humor rape poops, and I came to the forums to explain myself. After around six months of acting like a drama queen, I guess I'm okay. But I'm not very well known, as I don't have 20,000 posts.
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Sheesh, typing in third person is hard. I'm just going to use first person for this part.
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
  
*I play RuneScape.
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*He actively plays RuneScape, though doesn't really care what other people think about the game.
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*In real life, he likes to annoy and confuse people by using overused AIDS quotes like "You Want It?" "Squadalah!" and "Dinner."
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===Links===
 
===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/Ampithecat My Youtube Page, it's a wasteland, but watch some of my poops anyways!]
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*[http://youtube.com/user/Ampithecat His Youtube Page]
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