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==A SPECIAL MESSAGE==
 
==A SPECIAL MESSAGE==
I WILL NOT BE CONSUMED BY YOUR HIVEMIND, YOUCHEW.  I WILL ONLY WATCH FROM A DISTANCE WITH MY FACE SECURELY IN PALM.  YOU GUYS WANT A WAR ON AIDS, WELL LET ME TELL YOU, YOU GUYS ARE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1.  YOU GUYS HAVE RUINED MAMA LUIGI, YOU'VE RUN CD-I TO THE GROUND, YOU'RE WORKING ON RUINING ROBOTNIK, AND YOU'RE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB AT MAKING TEAM FORTRESS 2 (A SOURCE MATERIAL THAT WAS INTENTIONALLY FUNNY) UNFUNNY.  I WAS GOING TO UPDATE MY PICTURE WITH ME HOLDING AN AWESOME INDEPENDENT MOVIE I JUST GOT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT NOT AWESOME.  AND IT'S SAD THAT I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT NEEDS EXPOSURE.  BUT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE A HIVEMIND THAT CAN TAKE SOMETHING MADE OF WIN AND TURNS IT INTO REPETITIVE FAIL WITHOUT HESITATION.
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I WILL NOT BE CONSUMED BY YOUR HIVEMIND, YOUCHEW.  I WILL ONLY WATCH FROM A DISTANCE WITH MY FACE SECURELY IN PALM.  YOU GUYS WANT A WAR ON AIDS, WELL LET ME TELL YOU, YOU GUYS ARE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1.  YOU GUYS HAVE RUINED MAMA LUIGI, YOU'VE RUN CD-I TO THE GROUND, YOU'RE WORKING ON RUINING ROBOTNIK, AND YOU'RE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB AT MAKING TEAM FORTRESS 2 (A SOURCE MATERIAL THAT WAS INTENTIONALLY FUNNY) UNFUNNY.  I WAS GOING TO UPDATE MY PICTURE WITH ME HOLDING AN AWESOME INDEPENDENT MOVIE I JUST GOT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT NOT AWESOME.  AND IT'S SAD THAT I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT NEEDS EXPOSURE.  BUT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE A HIVEMIND THAT CAN TAKE SOMETHING MADE OF WIN AND TURNS IT INTO REPETITIVE FAIL.
  
 
UGH, NOW I KNOW HOW A KINGNECROPOPE FEELS.
 
UGH, NOW I KNOW HOW A KINGNECROPOPE FEELS.

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