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Too new to have history!(I think) | Too new to have history!(I think) | ||
| − | Having been sent to fight the Vietnam war at age 6, 1Down quickly | + | Having been sent to fight the Vietnam war at age 6, 1Down quickly distinguised herself for her no-nonsense attitude that struck fear into the hearts of the VietCong, and her fellow troopers alike. In fact, the Oliver Stone movie Platoon is loosely based off of 1DownPoison's exlpoits. |
| − | When she was dishonorably discharged for slaughtering an entire herd of pigs for "laughs", 1Down went back to the United States of America and tried to write novels based off her experiences in the War on Drugs. Unfortunately for her, a typo on the sentence originally intended to be "I fought for America and beat those commie bastards" turned out to be "I bought America cheap commie bastards!" The FBI, seeing that 1Down was | + | When she was dishonorably discharged for slaughtering an entire herd of pigs for "laughs", 1Down went back to the United States of America and tried to write novels based off her experiences in the War on Drugs. Unfortunately for her, a typo on the sentence originally intended to be "I fought for America and beat those commie bastards" turned out to be "I bought America cheap commie bastards!" The FBI, seeing that 1Down was traffiking Vietnamese children, sentenced her to live the rest of her life in Canada, land of the boring. |
| − | Once in | + | Once in canada, 1Down met the influential speaker, [[Robotnik|Dr. Ivo Robotnik]], and his minions Grounder and scratch (Coconuts was in the Civil Rights March on Washington at the time. Robotnik was there beacuse he pulled an "Edward Blake" while in Vietnam, and was speaking against the war. 1DownPoison soon became an ardent follower, and began having an affair with Grounder in secret. |
However, a jealous Scratch soon leaked the affair to the public, and Robotnik's career went down in smoke (indeed, it was engulfed in a [[NegroTed|Dust Cloud]]). | However, a jealous Scratch soon leaked the affair to the public, and Robotnik's career went down in smoke (indeed, it was engulfed in a [[NegroTed|Dust Cloud]]). | ||
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mainly: | mainly: | ||
| − | + | -sentence mixing | |
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| − | + | -stutters | |
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| + | -ear rape | ||
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| + | -pitch shifting (usually faster/higher pitch) | ||
===Preferred Sources=== | ===Preferred Sources=== | ||
| − | * AoStH | + | * AoStH |
| − | * Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island | + | * Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island |
| − | * Canadian television | + | * Canadian television |
| − | * commercials | + | * commercials |
| − | * random internet/TV clips | + | * random internet/TV clips |
===Preferred Methods=== | ===Preferred Methods=== | ||
| − | *examine the source before using ("what can I get out of it?") | + | *examine the source before using ("what can I get out of it?") |
| − | === | + | ===Prefered Tech=== |
Vegas (it's all there is and WMM deteriorated) | Vegas (it's all there is and WMM deteriorated) | ||
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===Reception=== | ===Reception=== | ||
| − | Not popular enough to | + | Not popular enough to recieve excessive faggotry. |
===Criticism=== | ===Criticism=== | ||
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===Achievements=== | ===Achievements=== | ||
| − | Successfully | + | Successfully travelled through the fabrics of time and space and assassinated one of the Prime Ministers of Canada. (But that Prime Minister has been already forgotten in history so 1down didn't get in trouble). |
One of her videos turned into a mini-forum with three people arguing for no real good reason. | One of her videos turned into a mini-forum with three people arguing for no real good reason. | ||
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===Influences=== | ===Influences=== | ||
| − | + | Mr. Simon(electricthecheese) | |
| − | + | Stegblob | |
| − | + | Meiaids | |
pretty much all YTPers | pretty much all YTPers | ||
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*[[NegroTed]] | *[[NegroTed]] | ||
*[[Aesaun]] | *[[Aesaun]] | ||
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===Other Information=== | ===Other Information=== | ||
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| − | + | -most successful YTPs were "Butchy Gets Breast Augmenation" and "Grounder's Sexy Grocery shopping adventure!" | |
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| − | + | -first to make Grounder say "shit" | |
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| − | + | -First (and only) to poop Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island | |
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| − | + | -Made Butchy into a Rapist | |
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| + | -always has awkward sexual situations in YTPs, possibly to live out her own intense sexual frustration. Like a fetish towards drill-nosed robots and muscular apples. | ||
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| + | -the above statement is somewhat true | ||
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| + | -possibly the first to make Grounder say "Robotnik, suck my cock" | ||
===Links=== | ===Links=== | ||
| − | * http://youtube.com/user/1downpoison (youtube account) | + | |
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| + | * http://ca.youtube.com/user/1downpoison (youtube account) | ||
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| + | Retrieved from "http://pooparchive.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Pooper" | ||
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| + | Category: Pooper | ||
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| + | [[Category:Pooper - From Canada]] | ||
