Editing Crazy Bruce

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{{VidCaption|SNkK-aQEtMI|Drink Crazy Bruce's liquor and you'll be just like him.}}
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Crazy Bruce is an old man who strives to be a singer. However, due to his weird sounds that he makes during them and his ineptitude at playing instruments, he never gets anyone to sign him to their record labels. As a result, he's forced to sing for a liqour shop that he owns.

==His Life In YouTube Poop==
Remember those crazy sounds that he makes? Well that, along with his weird sense of satisfaction makes him popular involving YouTube Poops. It was first discovered by [[HoZKiNZPooP]], However, it didn't gain popularity until [[YTPnews1]] went and said that it's okay for you to use it. The primary source of footage involving him was the one where he goes "WHOO-WHOO!!!" for no apparent reason. However, with over 15 commercials, there's no way that he'd be getting stale anytime soon.

==Quotes==
*"Craaaaaaazy Bruuuuuuuuce's Liqourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, we've got the bargains for you."
*"WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!!!"
*"Craaaaaaazy Bruuuuuuuuce's Liqourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, selection and quality too."
*"Coooooooome dooooooooown and seee uuuuus, you'll think we're too good to be truuuuuuuuuuuuuuue."
*"Ziefordel and Cabernat, Grabmortal and Charlotnet, Craaaazy Bruce's liqour store!"
*"WHOO-WHOO!!"
*"If you're lookin' for a store that has great bargains, Crazy Bruce's where the place you should go."
*"YEE-HAW!!"
*"All my wines are on sale at low prices, Crazy Bruce's where you will save lots of dough."
*"Come on down, Crazy Bruce is-a waiting! I will show you one that's just right."
*"Crazy Bruce's in West Hartford or Bristol, shoppin' there is really a delight!"
*"YEEE-HAW!!!"
*"Eaaaaaaaaaast side, west... side, allll around the store!"
*"Crazy Bruce's liqours is the place where you'll save moooooooore!"
*"Having chard and morlow, chettid and pino laware!"
*"Shopping at Crazy Bruce's makes your dollar stretch real faaaar!"

==Trivia==
*He was born with Jesus in his head.
*Obviously, he owns a lot of great [[Booze|wines and liqours]].
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