Editing Texas

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[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]]
[[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]]
[[Image:250px-Seal of Texas svg.png|frame|right|The State Seal of Texas]]
:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Hey, Patrick! What am I?
:'''[[Patrick]]''': ...Stupid?!
:'''SpongeBob''': No, I'm Texas!
:'''Patrick''': What's the difference!?<br>

Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards.

It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the [[Funimation Update Quickie]] is shot. [[Jonny|Yee-haw!]]

==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas==
*[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grand [[propane]] salesman.)
*[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.)
*The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.)
*[[Dr. Rabbit]]
*[[TheHappyFungus]]
*[[1upclock]]
*[[George W. Bush]] (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.)
*[[Scott Porter]]
*[[Todd Haberkorn]]
*[[Xiaolin Showdown|Clay]]
*[[:Category:American Presidents|Lyndon B. Johnson]]

==Trivia==
*We was once our own country.
*Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us.
**We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink?
*The world's largest helium well is located in Texas.
*We always votes [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections. Kind of like how Arizona always does the same, I'll tell you what.
*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
*They also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
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