Editing Bowser Jr.

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Bowser Jr. (1978-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], which his dad didn't disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.

== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. This event would lead to a permanent ban from [[baseball]].

In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.

== Likes ==
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*[[Gay|Zac Efron]]
*Vandalism
[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario.]]
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
*[[Pepsi]]
*[[Disco Kid|Disco]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]

== Dislikes ==
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
*Women (They're his worst nightmare)
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
*Good taste
*The [[Edsel]]

== Disliked By==
*Just about everybody exept Bowser.
				
===Used in a Poop by=== 
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]

== Death ==
Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from a building. He [[die]]d upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtar was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for [[Vice City|grand theft auto]] and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the '80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). And the world rejoiced.
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