Editing Die

[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy DIE!s]]
[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!]]
'''Die''' is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the [[pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushrooms]], you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

==People Who Have Tried To DIE!==
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article.''
*[[You]] - ''YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very [[Suicide|suicidal]]''
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*[[Gaara]] - ''[[Emo]]''
*[[Larry Koopa]] - ''[[Suicide|Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg]] as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] - <i>Tried to hang himself because [[King Koopa]] disowned him, but failed.</i>
*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of [[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
*[[Geese Howard]] - ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''
*Gilligan - ''He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.''
*[[Robotnik]] - ''Everyone wants to touch his [[Penis|PINGAS]]. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure [[retards]].)''
*[[Me]]
*[[Pikachu]] - <i>He almost died in the 12th movie, but [[Ash Ketchum|Mr. Goody Goody]] just HAD to save him.</i>
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - ''Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.''
*Anyone who takes [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] (At least, according to [[Captain Lou Albano]], for he believes that if [[you]] do drugs, you'll go to [[Hell]] <u>before</u> you die.).

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==People Who Have DIEd!==
*[[Ganon]] - Sent various times into the Pit
**[[Ganondorf]] - Same here.
*[[Fat Mario]] - Took his own life to save 2/3 of the world population. Died again in the explosion of his hideout, along with [[Edd]].
*[[Edd]] - <i> See Fat Mario's second death.</i>
*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
*Krillin - Killed even more often than Goku.
*[[Frollo]] - Fell into the fiery [[pit]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Final Fantasy|Aeris/Aerith]] (spoilers lol)
*[[Ash Ketchum|Ass Ketchup]] - Voice actor change killed him off.
*Celebi - Revived by a bunch of other Celebis.
*Latios
*Lucario
*Mother Brain - Killed by <s>[[Samus Aran]]</s> the Nostalgia Critic. (He's awesome.) ([[|Captain N|CAPTAIN N]]: THE GAME MASTER!!)
*[[Darth Vader]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - Was killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently by the almighty [[Falcon Punch]].
*[[Princess Sally Acorn]] - Killed by the combined efforts of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] & The Terminator, but has recently resurfaced.
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]].
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]].
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
*<s>The [[Tourettes Guy]] :(</s> :)
*[[Scatman]] John :(
*[[Jazz|Scatman Crothers]] :(
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] - Lots & lots of times actually.
*[[The Irate Gamer]]'s evil twin brother.
*[[GasmaskAvenger]] - Killed by The Terminator, but unlike Sally, returned immediately afterwards to resume making Youtube Poops
*[[King Harkinian]] - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
*[[Optimus Prime]] - Severely injured in a battle with [[Megatron]]; partly [[Hot Rod]]'s fault. Perceptor deemed the wounds as fatal, so Prime passed on the Matrix, leading to his death. He came back to life near the end of the third season.
*[[Ultra Magnus]] - Blown to bits by [[Galvatron]]. Rebuilt by [[Wreck-Gar]] with a 90-day warranty.
*[[Master Asia]] - killed by [[Domon Kasshu]]
*[[Goronu]] - BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNT to death.
*[[Lupay]] - Psychic attack reflected at her.
*[[LadyDevimon]] - Killed twice by the Digidestines, but has returned & is still around to this date
*[[Hektad]] - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her [[sword]]. Zelda thinks it is [[good|GOOD]] that Hektad is dead.
[[Image:Dead Disney Doctors.JPG|thumb|right|Don't [[you]] think this is a subliminal message?]]
*[[Jafar]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
*[[Miyuki-Chan]]
*[[Vegeta]] - Died twice
*[[Yamcha]] - Also died twice
*Gangstanam - (And various aliases) But he continues to reincarnate and be stupid
*[[Gaston]] - Was thrown into the Pit
*[[Cruella de Vil]] - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
*[[Spy]] - Always killed by a [[Sniper]]
*Cliff Burton of [[Metallica]]
*Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
*Gohan
*[[Gwonam]] - He crashed his magic carpet into a fireworks factory while smoking weed.
*[[Lex Luthor]] - killed several times (by [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]], by "MOM. MOM!", by Professor X, by [[Conan O'Brien]], by [[Freddy Krueger]], and most recently by the Terminator), but has always returned back to life (either thanks to [[God Rabbit]] in a few cases or thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!) and is still around.
*[[Superman]] - died once, but has returned and is still around.
*[[The Joker]]
**Heath Ledger ([[Suicide]])
**Cesar Romero
*[[James McCloud]] - Killed by a [[ass|black hole]].
*[[Bowser Jr.]] - Committed [[suicide]]. His [[suicide]] made Emo Luigi even more emo, as he always fails, yet Jr. succeeds in [[suicide]].
*Professor X - killed by [[Magneto]]
*[[Don Patch]] - Once, but he came back to life.
*That guy from Two Stupid Dogs - killed by [[Lex Luthor]] while in '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAbeLrIfJE  Super Lex Luthor]''' mode.
*Anybody at the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] when [[The Jonas Brothers]] or Hannah Montana played.
*Countless victims of the [[Dinner]] [[War]] (including [[Mama Luigi]])
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Mike Tyson]]'s [[four]] year old daughter.
*[[Michael Jackson]] - Proof that we can't have nice things, or nice people. :(
*[[Billy Mays]] :(
*Wendy Breezy - Killed by a demon meteor. It was the best day ever.
*[[Dry Bones]] - Drank too much in 1955, when he was named Karon, and died of [[BOOZE|alcohol]] poinsoning AND liver failure at age [[Sex|69]]. Was revived in 1976 by [[Wizardheimer]].
*[[Apollo Creed]] - Was killed by [[Ivan Drago]].
*The dude that the song "[[Kiss|Detroit Rock City]]" is based off of - Killed by an on[[Cum|com]]ing truck in [[America|1976]].
*[[Xbox 360|All Xbox 360's]]
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
*Cosmo
*[[Black Shadow]] - EPICALLY FALCON PUNCHED TO DEATH
*Keiichi Maebara (many times)
*Mion Sonozaki (also many times)
*[[M. Bison]] - [[Akuma]] sent him to [[hell]], even though he came back.
**Raul Julia
*Go Hibiki - Killed by [[Sagat]].
*Lucy's dad in ''[[Elite Beat Agents]]''
*[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - At least he didn't go to [[hell]] before he died. :(
*[[Mr. Freeze]] - [[Batman]] killed him.
*The first King - Killed by Ogre.
*The first Armour King - Killed by Craig Marduk.
*Iris - Her death led for [[Zero]] to question what he was fighting for.
*[[Zero]] - Died at the end of ''Mega Man X5''. Like Shadow, his fanbase brought him back to life.
*[[:Category:Dead|Everyone in this category]].

==People Who Can't DIE!==
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
*Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
*Liquid Snake
*Turok
*Bond; [[James Bond]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*Dick Clark
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Though he can retire.)
*The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Weegee]]
*Malleo
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Austin Powers]]
*[[Dracula]] (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
[[Image:Evil Mr. Sandman.PNG|thumb|right|[[Mr. Sandman]]'s showing [[you]] what the face of [[die|Death]] looks like.]]
*Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
*[[The Pope]] (You can't kill The Pope!)
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of Mobius. ([[Jesus Christ]]!!!)
*Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|The Terminator]] (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
*[[Starscream]] (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
*The [[I/]] article on this Chewiki.
*[[Mr. Sandman]] (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to [[Hektad|kill]] him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
*[[Jesus Christ]] (Even though he was put on a cross, he came back.)

==People Who Are Going To Die==
*Everybody, sooner or later.
*You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
*You when you find out somebody loves you.
*[[CoolKirby113]]
*[[Cammy]]
*Shattered Glass [[Optimus Prime]]
*Old Snake
*The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)

==Trivia==
*A really [[retard]]ed way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
*Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
*[[4Kids]] Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
*When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
*Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
*There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
*Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
*To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
*If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
*You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
*DIEnamite is explosive.
*The hardest substance is DIEmond.
*Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
*There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
*There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
*In the X-Men arcade game, [[Magneto]] will want to wel[[come]] the X-Men [[Wolverine|to]] DIE!!!
*A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
*If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
*If [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|the Terminator]] says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
*[[You]] ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
*There are [[James]] Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
*When you DIE, you cross the River [[Styx]] to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
*[[Bart Simpson|SKATE]] OR [[Die|DIE]]!!!!!!!!!
*Don't eat [[Chowder]]'s [[Boobs|burple nurples]] or you will DIE.
*Failure makes [[Dr. Evil]] angry. And when [[Dr. Evil]] is angry, [[Guido Anchovy|Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when [[Guido Anchovy|Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset, people '''DIE'''!
*[[Freddy Krueger]] will make sure [[you]] '''DIE''' in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
*Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
*Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
*Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone'' '''''DIE'''''d! The End.
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