Editing Fred Phelps

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|caption=He looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
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|age=80
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[[God]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|hates]] [[America]], vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.

== Things done for humanity ==

Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped [[Ganon]] many a time and has slain many a [[Vice President]]. He will also be in the upcoming [[Terminator]] movie.

==Trivia==
*Every person who dies splits [[Hell]] wide open.
*Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
*[[Eddy|He wants free popcorn]].
*He thinks every problem in America is due to [[butt]][[sex]].
*[[Hitler|Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything]]
*Is [[sex]]ist by telling his wife to ''[[Batman|"Get back in the kitchen"]]''.
*His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics.
*He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]].
*He is certainly going to [[hell]].
*He thinks every true [[Christian]] should earn a law degree. 
*He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct!

==Quotes==

*YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.

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