Editing Gaston

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[[Image:Peepgastonia7.gif|frame|right|[[God|Gosh]], it disturbs to [[me]] to see [[you]]...]]
Better known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', Gaston is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]]. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents.

He hates [[Furry|furries]] like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms.
==Trivia==
*He likes [[eggs]]. A lot.
**In fact, ''when he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs'' for breakfast.
***But now that he's all grown up, he'll get large!
*His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]] and beating up LeFou.
*Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating about [[1295.31|1,295.31]] eggs.
*Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
*No one ______s like Gaston.  Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
*As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
*He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
*He uses [[Hitler|antler]]s in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
*His marriage we soon will be CEL-E-BRAT-ING
*He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
*Gaston is the best, and the rest are all dicks!
*In a [[masturbating]] match, nobody [[cum]]s like Gaston.
**He's especially good at E-JAC-U-LA-TING!!!
*He confirmed that when he was a lad, his father beated him every night to help him (Gaston) go to sleep. But now that he's grown, he (Gaston) beats his father to sleep. Harsh, isn't it?
*How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown. Some think that he actually meant to say "[[masturbating]]", but it was [[illegal]] to say it in pubs, so he just thought that he made that word up.
*He was listed at #5 at the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s Top 11 Disney Villains video. He especially liked the fact that he made it so high.
*He laughs at the thought about women thinking. Thus, that means that he's sexist.
[[Image:Gastontwilight.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Gaston after reading one of the [[Twilight]] series' books. He's like that for the entire series.]]
[[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Gaston after learning about the wonders of [[Hank Hill|Propane and propane accessories.]]]]
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