Editing Willy Wonka

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Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia.

== Likes ==
*[[Sex]] [[Illegal|With Children]].
*Candy
*[[Illegal|Child Pornography]]
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
*Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed.
*[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]].
*Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
*Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]]

== Dislikes ==
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!)
*[[cum|Gum]]
*[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
*[[Xavier]]
*[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]]
*[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
*Oompa Loompa Unions
*Heaven
*Jesus Christ
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]

== Liked By ==
*[[M. Bison]] (Claims that his candy is [[DELICIOUS]]!)
*Pedobear

== Disliked By ==
[[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]].)
*[[Phoenix Wright]]
*Hershey's
*Reese's
*Cadbury
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
*The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO.
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[[Category:Business People]]