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[[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick Robin]]
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]]. His alter-ego is the [[Money|rich]] millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody.
==Skills & Abilities==
* Peak Martial Artist
* World's Best Detective
* Cunning
* Rich
* Growling his words so no one can understand him
* Taking your balloons
* Having a gay sidekick
* Being Batman

==Quotes==
[[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]]
*"I'm Batman."
*"THE BASEMENT!"
*"Corn!"
*"Maize!"
*"EARL!"
*"Beloved Children!?"
*"WHERE IS HE?!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
*"Sleep tight my ward."
*"What, are you dense? Are you [[retard]]ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
*"This Is WAR!!!"
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Bees, My God."
*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here."
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!"
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*"I have given a name to my pain!"
*"I have given a pain to my name!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
*"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!"
*"Drop your punch!"
*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I'm Batman."
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
*"I smell like cats, Robin!"
*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
[[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]
*"I'm Batman."
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
*"[[Yes]]!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Well shed (said), Robin!"
*"Paws off the [[cock]]s-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
*"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]"
*"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]"
*"''I'm Batman.''"
[[Image:Flashbat.jpg|frame|right|If [[Batman]]'s hand ever touches [[you]], [[you]] will most likely [[die]].]]

===Trivia===
*He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies.
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]].
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
*He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
*He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
*He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]
*He's Batman.

=== First Used In A Poop By ===
* [[EnoRed]]

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