Editing The Baker

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'''The Baker''' (His real name is currently unknown.) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them.  Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s.  Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day.  The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado.  No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]].  The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]].

==Suspected Names==
*The Crazy Ol' Cakes Guy
*George

==Likes==
*[[Link]] (His best customer)
*[[Impa]]
*[[Mayor Kravindish]]
*[[Zelda]]
*His job
*Spinach
*Tanks
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