Editing America

[[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]]

America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which  was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket.  Fuck yeah.

The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]

America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.

==Liked By==

*Bandit Keith
*Americans
*[[Soldier]]
*[[Hop]]
*Captain America
*Patriots
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
*[[Terry Bogard]]
*[[Doc Louis]]
*[[Disco Kid]] (Though [[no]]t as much as disco.)
*[[Super Macho Man]] (Though [[no]]t as much as his fame.)
*[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
*[[Die|Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith does, in fact.)
*Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
*John McCain
*George Washington
*Actually, all of our founding fathers.

==Disliked By==

*Europeans
*Loyalists
*The British Redcoats
*Obama
*[[Communists|The Chinese]]
*A Few Koreans
*[[Rod Blagojevich]]
*[[Ass|Benedict Arnold]]
*[[Ivan Drago]]
*Michael Moore (hates America the most)