Editing Mario

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|age=27
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|cast=Walker Boone
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Mario is a notorious character in many great games (expect hotel mario). He is usually seen with his brother, [[Luigi]], who has been known to have multiple personalities, and [[The Princess|Princess Peach]], who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, [[Mama Luigi]]. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of [[Uctions|UCTIONS]], a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "[[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was <s>torn down</s> hollowed-out in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.

Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop.

Not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]], his second evolutionary [[form]], [[Whale Mario]], or the imposter fat old retired sportsdude, [[Real Mario]].
[[Image:googoo.jpg|thumb|Whale Mario]]
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|Mario in the rare [[form]] called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]]

===Likes===
* [[Uctions]]
* [[Lotsa Spaghetti]]
* [[The Princess]]
* [[Luigi]]
* [[Yoshi]]
* Pasta
* [[Yes|His Catholic Faith]]
* Cave Christmas
* Organization & Teamwork
* Football
* Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.).
* Telling Luigi that he's home.
* Mushrooms
* Inspector Gadget
* Dirk Drain-Head
* Mighty Plumber
* His favorite record (What his favorite record is, we'll never k[[no]]w.).
[[Image:Gadfa.jpg|thumb|right|Mario's new golden trophy.]]
* Toasters that [[toast]] [[toast]].
* Koopameat
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* The Pasta Pit-Stop
* Singing his own Mario song off that "Maria Ha-Ha" song.

===Dislikes===
* [[Bowser]] / [[King Koopa]]
* [[Mama Luigi]], which is strage since he helped him and also his brother (In his real [[form]] that is.).
[[Image:Halolz-dot-com-supermariobros-magicmushroomsjpg.jpg|thumb|right|Here's a common artist's [[Lex Luthor|wrong]] intrepretation of what Mario's like when he finds a mushroom.]]
* [[Oogtar]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Waluigi]]
* [[Cheatsy|Larry Koopa]]
* [[Dry Bones]]
* [[Anti-Uctions]]
* Stanley, The Talking Fish
* Bob-Ombs
* [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]]
* Fred Fredburger
* [[Chad Warden]]
* Jamie Kellner
* [[Eggs]]
* Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football.
* [[The Jonas Brothers]]
* [[Kootie Pie|Miley Cyrus]]
* [[Vicky]]
* Trixie Tang
* Luigi's Greek Orthodox Faith
* [[Mickey Mouse]]
* [[Disco Kid]] (For acting like [[Gay Luigi]].)

===Quotes===
{{poopquote|Mario|Nice of [[the Princess]] to invite us over for a picnic, [[Gay Luigi|eh, Luigi]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Oh, [[you]] have got to be [[fuck]]ing with me!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Heh Heh, that's-a going online.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|That's a gay game.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Mario has to pass [[ass|gas.]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[You]] [[no|didn't]] tell me that you had [[Yoshkins|a secret weapon]] [[Luigi]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|SUPER [[PENIS|BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Now let's show Icky [[Vicky]] a new magic trick - how to disappear!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Its a [[stone]] [[Luigi]].. You didn't make it.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Mama Luigi|Luigi]], [[King Koopa|King Koopa's]] locked the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] in his [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for [[you]] ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Ugh, now I know how a [[meatball]] feels.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|And there's this nice guy named [[Santa Claus]], who brings presents to all the kids, who've been [[good]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|You know what dey say - all Koopas scoop koop!}}

===Facts===

* I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
* Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying '[[huh-huh]]' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by [[Yoshi]].
* Mario loves reading letters and [[1295.31|phone bills]].
* Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See [[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.]]
* Wants to destroy [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which is impossible.
* May have once transformed into [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]].
* Has killed Brock Samson
* Likes to yell "NO, STOP!!!!"
* He apparantly appeared in ''The Simpsons Game'' for a little bit (he also stole [[Gay Luigi|Gay Luigi's]] "Lotsa [[Spaghetti]]" line!).
* The only thing that he is scared of is [[Makoto Kino]] since she wants to date him and that makes him emo.
* Has never been beaten up by [[Sonic]] (though Mario has beaten him 893,327,645,895,672,365,187,235,671,823,567,812,305,807,132 times).
* Enjoys telling only good kids to be good.
* Believes it would be nice if every day was Christmas.
* Does not want to see [[Little Einsteins|Leo]]'s baby pictures (although Leo thinks otherwise).
* His own feet actually made it into [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] little ol' Armory.
* Mario pretends to be a selfless hero, but in reality he only saves the Princess so he can get laid.
* Discovered a taste sensation called Koopameat, which Bowser tried to counter with Scoopa Koopa's.
* Was a referee in the NES' (And possibly the arcade's.) version of Punch Out!!
* If [[you]] were in Club [[Nintendo]] of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]'s Wiiware or get a ([[good]]) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of [[you]] if you chose his hat over [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game!!!

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