Editing Vince Offer

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'''Vince Offer''' is an actor, director, and comedian turned television salesman dressed (almost) like a [[Scout]]. Is well known for his advertisements for ShamWow! and the Slap Chop. Was also apparently born in Isreal.

==About==
Contary to popular belief, Vince wasn't always an advertising kind of guy. The first thing that he did in 1999 (Yeh, that's right, 1999.) was make a movie called "The Underground Comedy Movie." He wrote, directed, and acted in it with Slash, the (former) guitarist for Guns N' Roses and Velvet Revolver. Unfortunetly, his movie wasn't received well, and he hid from the public eye for about seven years.

He is now a pitchman, and he has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow! (Which is made in Germany, [[Nazi|which always makes good stuff.]]). He also has a fascination with his [[nuts]].

He is no longer a threat to [[Billy Mays]] as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute (Though if she got herself [[AIDS|an STD]], then I say that the bitch deserved it.).

The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with (DJ) Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.

==Quotes==
*''"You're gonna love my nuts."''
*''"You'll be saying "wow" every time."''
*''"You followin' me cameraguy?"''
*''"Wow... Wet."''
*''"You k[[no]]w the [[Nazi|Germans]] make good stuff."''
*''"Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"''
*''"Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."''
*''"Forget about it."''
*''"You're gonna love this."''

==Official Websites For His Stuff. (Also, Sources!)==
[https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp The Official Place To Get [[You]]r ShamWow!]

[https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp The Official Place To Get [[You]]r Slap Chop!]
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