Editing PENIS

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[[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]
[[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]

The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
[[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.

==Ways to say Penis==
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
*Penish (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
*Pingas  (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
*Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]])
*Penus
*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
*Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])
*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
*Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]])
*Dong (invented by [[Link]])
*Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]])
*Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]])
*Snout (invented by [[Mario head]])
*SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
*PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]])
*Mydangger (invented by [[Me]])

==People with Penis==
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:

* [[TheRedFuzz]]
* [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence)
* [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
* [[You|Jesus]] 
* [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good)
* [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic)
* [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
* [[Temeku|MTB710]]
* [[Shockwave]]
* [[Daniel J D'Arby]]
* [[Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.)
* [[Tabull89]]
* [[Toadomos]]
* [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
* [[Wizkid837]]
* [[Conrad Slater]]
* [[Asterix]]
* [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly)
* [[Dan hibiki]]
* [[Bart Simpson]]
* [[TyrannosaurusReich]]
* [[Ron Jeremy]]
* [[You]] (^_^)
* [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
* [[MelvanaInChains]]
* [[Regular Luigi]]
* [[ShreddaX]]
* [[Ken]] 
* [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
* [[Conker]]
* [[User:Feghoot|Feggy]]
* [[Q]]
* [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen")
* [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
* [[Kenshiro]]
* [[Shin]]
* Raoh
* Jagi
* Rugal Bernstein
* [[Ataru Moroboshi]]
* [[Tommy Turnbull]]
* [[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
* [[mariomarioecw]]
* [[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
* Every member of the Beatles
* [[Sora]] 
* [[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.)
* [[Uctions]] (HUH?!)
* [[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga)
* All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though)
* [[Scrander]]
* [[Gaming God]]
* [[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
* [[Manny Rivera]]
* NOT [[CalTrans]]
* [[Hulk Hogan]]
* [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
* Wendy koopa
* [[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]]
* [[Toad]]
* [[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.)
* [[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't)
* [[Fred Flintstone]] (although he looks like one.)
* [[Haydeez]]
* [[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
* Justin (from [[Total Drama Island]].)
* Orson Welles (from [[#71521|The Critic]])


If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.

[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]