Editing Balls

==What are balls?==

Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.

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==Who has balls?==
*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior)
*[[Tails]] - 1 ball
*[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls
*[[Gay Luigi]] - 40 balls
*[[Mr.Krabs]] - 1 ball
*[[The Princess]] - 2 balls
*[[Toad]] - 19 balls
*[[King Koopa]] - 1 ball
*[[Cheatsy]] - 15 balls
*[[George the Volcano]] - 40 balls
*[[Borat]] - 4 balls
*[[Ganon]] - 5 balls
*[[Zelda]] - 8 balls
*[[Stone Luigi]] - 10 balls
*[[God Luigi]] - 50 balls
*[[The Cave People]] - 1 ball each
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical)
*[[Hip]] - 42 balls
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*[[Mama Luigi]] - 4278652387453 balls
*[[Kooky]] 1397456918354901862496781254603125470615468153476051320485148518604 balls
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
*[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel
*Lance Armstrong - 1 ball
*Dr. Rockso The Rock & Roll Clown - 2 balls

==Who doesn't have any balls?==
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[Buzz Lightyear]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Captain Jack]]
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Link]]
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[George Bush]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*[[Dr Rabbit]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Emo Luigi]]
*[[Hop]]
*[[Roy]]
*[[Naruto]]
*[[Oxy Clean Guy]]
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Groudon457]]
*[[Feghoot|Feghoot :(]]