Editing United States of America

[[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]]
{{VidCaption|IhnUgAaea4M|The U.S.A.'s national anthem.}}
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[[Image:Fifeanddrum.jpg|thumb|right|Some Revolutionary War patriots, leading a march in to a battle with the [[British]] [[Bakura|Redcoats]].]]
[[Image:Rockwell 230px 3848.jpg|thumb|left|[[God]] bless the U.S.A.]]
[[Image:PatrioticOptimus.jpg|thumb|Freedom is the right of all sentient Americans.]]
[[Image:Independence hall2.jpg|thumb|right|The United States was founded here.]]
[[Image:Patrickhenry.JPG|thumb|right|[[Patrick]] [[Henry]] wants either liberty or [[death]].]]
''America. FUCK YEAH!! [[Cum|Coming]] again to save the mother[[fuck]]in' day, yeah!''

'''The United States of America''' is a developed country in North America which is sandwiched between Canada and Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia]], [[Pennsylvania]]. Its empress is [[Wendy O.]]

America is also what [[Bandit Keith]] is obsessed with.

==American History In Compressed Form==
[[Image:History-17-480.jpg|thumb|left|The [[Gaston|Boston]] Tea Party (1773), a protest by the colonists against the [[British]] Tea tax (as well as taxation without representation itself), where colonists dumped [[British]] tea in to Boston Harbour. This was one of many events leading up to the American Revolution.]]
*In the 1770s, an uprising against [[British]] tyranny and taxation without representation gave birth to the American Revolution, which was between the Continental Forces and the British Forces.
*1776: The United States of America is officially declared independent with the ratification of the Declaration of Independence at the [[Pennsylvania]] State House in [[Philadelphia]], which would, from that day, be known as Independence Hall.
*1781: The [[British]] surrender, then recognize American sovereignty.
*1787: A new constitution is written, and is ratified within a few years.
*1801: First Barbary War begins, between the United States and Tripoli.
*1805: First Barbary War ends, with an American victory.
*1802: Explorers Meriwether Lewis and William Clark make their famous expedition to the Pacific coast.
*1803: [[French]] Louisiana is bought by the United States.
*1812: The United States and [[Britain]] declare war upon each other, for a number of reasons.
*1814: Washington, D.C. is burned by the British.
*1815: End of the War of 1812 with Treaty of Ghent.
*1836: Battle of [[Mexico|the]] [[Texas|Alamo]].
*1845: [[Texas]] is annexed by the United States.
*1846-48: The Mexican-American War starts between the United States and [[Mexico]]. [[California]] is obtained by the United States.
*1849: The [[California]] [[Money|Gold]] Rush starts.
*1853: Gadsden Purchase. Southern Arizona and southern New Mexico are obtained by the United States.
*1861: [[Abraham Lincoln]] sworn in as president, causing [[:Category:Southerners|the Southern states]] to secede from the union over Abe's abolitionist stance.
*1863: Battle of [[Spaghetti|Gettysburg]] fought in Gettysburg, [[Pennsylvania]]. Union victory.
**Abraham Lincoln also gives the Gettysburg Address at the site of the formerly mentioned battle.
*1865: Southern forces surrender. American slavery is abolished completely. The Southern states repatriate.
**[[Abraham Lincoln]] is [[Die|assassinated]] at Ford's Theatre, becoming the first president to be assassinated.
*1870s: Reconstruction of the Southern states.
*1898: [[Spanish]]-American War is fought. The United States obtains Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines.
*1899-1902: Philippine War
*1915: RMS Lusitania is sunk by the [[German]]s, fueling anti-[[German]] sentiment in the United States.
*1916: United States grants Phillipine independence.
*1917: United States declares war on [[Germany]], enters World War I. 
*1918: World War I ends.
*1920-1933: Prohibition begins with the 18th Amendment. [[Booze|Alcoholic beverages]] are banned by law, except for medicinal purposes.
*1929: Stock Market crashes, causing mass losses of [[money]] and sending the world into a Great Depression.
*1933: Prohibition repealed with 21st Amendment. [[Booze|Alcoholic beverages]] are once again legal.
*1930s: The Great Depression starts, and various [[dust]] bowls also exist.
*1941: Bombing of Pearl Harbor. United States declares war on Imperial [[Japan]], Fascist [[Italy]], and [[Nazi]] [[Germany]], entering World War II.
*1945: The Axis powers surrender, and World War II ends.
*1946: The Cold War with the [[Soviet Union]] starts.
*1950-1953: [[Korean]] War starts.
*1954: Brown v. Board of Education rules "separate, but equal" to be unconstitutional.
*1955: Vietnam War starts.
*1963: Martin Luther King Jr. gives his "I have a dream" speech. President [[John F. Kennedy]] is assassinated in Dallas.
*1965: Voting Rights Act, passed by President Lyndon B. Johnson, prohibits discrimination in voting. Involvement in the Vietnam War escalates.
*1969: The United States is the first to put astronauts on [[the Moon]].
*1973: United States begins withdrawal from Vietnam War.
*1974: [[Richard Nixon]] resigns, the first and so far only President to ever resign.
*1976: Bicentennial celebrations.
*1979: American embassy in Iran taken over by Islamist students.
*1981: [[Ronald Reagan]] sworn in as president. 20 minutes later, the release of American hostages.
*Late 1980s: Diplomatic relations between the United States and [[Soviet Union]] improve.
*1989: End of the Cold War declared by the United States and the [[Soviet Union]].
*1991: Gulf War is fought and won.
*1995-2000: Dot-com bubble starts.
*2001: September 11 terrorist attacks on the [[New York|World Trade Center]] and the [[5|Pentagon]] are the deadliest on modern soil. Another attack is thwarted, causing that plane to crash on a field in [[Pennsylvania]].
*2003: Start of the Iraq War.

==People Who Live in the United States==
*[[:Category:Characters - American|These characters]].

==Poopers Who Live in the United States==
*[[:Category:Pooper - From USA|These poopers]].

==Trivia==
*The United States has the largest population in the Western world, and the 3rd highest population overall, behind China and India.
[[Image:WhiteSupremacistU.S.A..JPG|thumb|right|Unfortunately, there's still some racists in America.]]
*[[Youtube Poop]] was invented in the United States by [[SuperYoshi]].
**Remarkably, it was invented a few miles north of where the United States was founded ([[Philadelphia]]).
**In addition, [[:Category:Pooper - From USA|many poopers are American citizens]].
*Many sources are made in the US, though many of these were animated elsewhere.
*The United States has the most expansive military in the world.
*They also produce the most [[cheese]] of any country, making 4,275,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese yearly, more than [[Germany]] (the 2nd largest producer)'s 1,927,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese and [[France]]'s 1,884,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese COMBINED.
*[[Dragonball Z|Frieza]] believes that evil is with the United States.
*The [[Decepticons]] love attacking American cities, particularly Detroit, New York City, and Washington, D.C.. In fact, in one episode, [[Megatron]] actually destroyed the Washington Monument, leaving [[Optimus Prime]], [[Grimlock]] and Slag to put it back together.
*The biggest capital city in the U.S.A. is Phoenix, Arizona. However, it's the 6th biggest city overall in this country.
*If anime has taught us anything, it's that all Americans have blonde hair and blue eyes, and all women are greatly endowed.
*[[Strong Bad]]'s worst nightmare is a single picture of the United States wearing tight, white brand underdrawers. Obviously, he had one too many [[pudding]] pops.
*OH BOY! Is [[Donald Duck]] glad to be a citizen of the United States of America, instead of a citizen of [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].
*[[Miley Cyrus|There's a party in the U.S.A.]]
*American citizens have been known to [[maybe|clap after everything]].

==See Also==
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*[[New York]]
**[[Brooklyn]]
*[[Pennsylvania]]
**[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Minnesota]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[Chicago]]
*[[:Category:Characters - American]]
*[[:Category:Pooper - From USA]]
*[[:Category:Sources - Made in USA]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Countries]]