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Wall-Eyed Luigi

2008-03-01T03:43:12Z

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'''Retard Luigi''' is a variation of [[Luigi]], and the evolved form of [[Egg Luigi]]. His eyes differentiate him as an individual personality from the rest.[[[[Image:Aruluigi.jpg|thumb|Retard Luigi suffering from his birth defect.]]

== History ==

In an infamous episode of [[Super Mario World]], Luigi was turned into an egg due to the effects of a rare birth defect caused by [[Wizardheimer]]. The egg was violently tossed about, damaging the embryo inside. As a result, Retard Luigi was born with his distinguishing features.

== In Poop ==
Retarded Luigi is one of the lesser used Luigi personalities in [[YouTube Poop]].[[Image:RetardGwen.jpg|thumb|A possible close relation to Retard Luigi.]]

== See Also ==
[[Retard Mario]]

[[Image:RetardKitty.jpg|thumb|LITTLE KNOWN FACT:He also has a pet cat (far left).]]

[[Image:DumbNaruto.JPG|thumb|Retard Luigi's anime relative, Narutard.]]

[[Image:Cff05e38fe5181f28650ff2533179b69.jpg|thumb|right|Another possible relation.]]

[[Image:oreillymadup7.jpg|thumb|Another possible connection?]]

[[Image:Dumdumlink.jpg|thumb|[[Link]] also is retarded when asking [[Zelda]] for a f***, for luck.]]

[[Image:RetardAVGN.jpg|thumb|What The Fuck Is This?]]

[[Image:retardsonic.png|thumb|Another relative of Retard Luigi?]]

[[Image:RetardSonic 3D.gif|thumb|And another one too?]]

[[Image:Retard_Sonic.jpg|thumb|Retard Luigi's cousin having an orgy]]

[[Image:RLH.JPG|thumb|Retard Luigi Is In Ghosts R Us!]]

[[Category:Super Mario World]]
[[category:Luigi]]

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2008-03-01T03:42:10Z

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2008-03-01T03:38:17Z

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Doctor Who

2007-08-25T17:09:54Z

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One of the greatest TV shows ever made - FACT!

It started in 1963, and was just as awesome back then, if not more.

== Who has played the Doctor? ==

In order of first to last:

*'''William Hartnell (1963–1966)'''

Hartnell's Doctor was not a mountain goat, he preferred walking to anyday and he hated climbing. If you don't follow his advice you may become a burnt cinder floating around in Spain.

*'''Patrick Troughton (1966–1969)'''

Troughton's Doctor was the priest that got pinned to the ground in the Omen. He also advised people against polishing floors and putting rugs on them, because that would be like setting a mantrap, you know.

*'''Jon Pertwee (1970–1974)'''

Pertwee's Doctor sometimes went by the name "Worzel Gummidge". He was a very Spotty man.

*'''Tom Baker (1974–1981)'''

Tom Baker's Doctor had a second career as the narrator of a ton of commercials and Little Britain.

*'''Peter Davison (1982–1984)'''

Peter Davison is of no relation to the Formula One driver of a completely different name.

*'''Colin Baker (1984–1986)'''

Colin Baker never actually played the Doctor, just look at a recent picture of him, there's no way it's the same guy!

*'''Sylvester McCoy (1987–1989, 1996)'''

Sylvester McCoy's Doctor decided to give up time travelling and instead locked himself away in a small flat in Glasgow, where he stayed for 40-odd years before he had to move to another flat. Might still actually be there.

*'''Paul McGann (1996)'''

No-one knows how McGann's Doctor regenerated, but it may have been the result of a bizaire accident involving a television set and a packet of Cream Crackers.

*'''Christopher Eccleston (2005)'''

Eccleston's Doctor was based on Wallace from the Wallace and Gromit films.

*'''David Tennant (2005–present)'''

The first Doctor actor to be named after an alcoholic drink.

PENIS

2007-08-15T23:01:51Z

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[[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]

Only 14 people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:

* [[Bill O'Reilly]]
* [[Froggo]]
* [[Jesus]]
* [[Rik Mayall]]
* [[Robotnik]]
* [[Stegblob]]
* [[Tabull89]]
* [[Toadomos]]
* [[Mario]]
* Not [[Dick Cheney]]
* [[Wizkid837]]
* [[Conrad Slater]]
* [[Asterix]]
* [[The number 57]]
* [[MrSimon]]

PENIS

2007-08-15T22:54:44Z

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[[image:blair.jpg|thumb|The World's Most Famous Penis]]

Only 14 people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:

* [[Bill O'Reilly]]
* [[Froggo]]
* [[Jesus]]
* [[Rik Mayall]]
* [[Robotnik]]
* [[Stegblob]]
* [[Tabull89]]
* [[Toadomos]]
* [[Mario]]
* Not [[Dick Cheney]]
* [[Wizkid837]]
* [[Conrad Slater]]
* [[Asterix]]
* [[The number 57]]
* [[MrSimon]]

File:Blair.jpg

2007-08-15T22:53:15Z

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M. Bison

2007-08-13T05:12:29Z

Xillatem: New page: M.Bison is known for eating handheld televisions and running down corridors over and over again. Ever in love with himself, he achieves orgasm whenever a closeup of himself is shown. YES...

M.Bison is known for eating handheld televisions and running down corridors over and over again. Ever in love with himself, he achieves orgasm whenever a closeup of himself is shown.

YES!