https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=UfoghostgeekChewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]2026-04-03T21:53:13ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=George_The_Volcano&diff=55488George The Volcano2009-09-13T19:34:07Z<p>Ufoghostgeek: </p>
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|name=George the Volcano<br />
|image=DADDYNOW1.png<br />
|shows=Volvic Ads<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=Over two millions years old.<br />
|occupation=Making his water tasty for the ladies<br />
|nationality=<br />
|cast=<br />
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[[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]]<br />
[[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]]<br />
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'''George''' Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner.<br />
Holds a grudge on [[Sora]] for accidentaly taking away his birds, and will get revenge by making a new mineral water maded of his blood and cum. <br />
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Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric Britain<br />
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==Personality==<br />
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He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of [[violence]], that you TRY SOME right away).<br />
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Some fun facts about George:<br />
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*His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.<br />
*Life apparently grabs him by the conkers<br />
*He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.<br />
*He is the third-loudest being in all of the universe, beaten only by [[Haruhi]] and [[Icarus]]. The [[Oxy Clean Guy]] comes in behind him as a close fourth.<br />
*When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.<br />
*Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population.<br />
*Being completely immobile, George secretly wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.<br />
*He is a pervert.<br />
*One time he was making Cilit Bang for breakfast.<br />
*He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.<br />
*Location: Lake District, UK.<br />
*Really hates [[Yoshi]] because he hates watah! Glubba-dub-dubba!<br />
*Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers.<br />
*Is thought to be female, but he just has a ''very'' tiny penis.<br />
*Hated by [[Scott]] because his factory just happens to be right next to George, who constantly erupts.<br />
*Like George, [[Gwonom]] also has a very unhealthy obsession with birds.<br />
*It has been speculated that he is [[Misty]]'s father.<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
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{{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]! I'm filling my [[water]] with [[cum|Volcanicityyyyy]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral [[water|WATERRRRR]] that grabs life by the [[Conkers|CONKERS]] and hydrates you till you shout [[cum|'CUM]] on [[Earth|world]]! I'll have you for [[Breakfast|BREAKFAAAAAST]]!' Try some!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|And making it tasty for the [[Female|ladies]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|My [[birds]] DO like a twist with their [[water]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|MY [[birds|BIRRRDS!!]] They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! [[birds|BIIIIIRDS!!]] Tasty Volvic!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|I'M THE DADDY NOW!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|Busy day, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|How DO you DO it, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]] Do you perhaps drink new hydrating [[Volvic Revive|Volvic REVIIIIIVE?!]] It's got [[Magic Drugs|ginseng and guarana]], and will help keep you ALEEERT!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|WELL DONE TO [[Volvic Revive|REVIVE!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S]] TINY ARMS!}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|Do you perhaps laugh at my tiny penis?}}<br />
{{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Yes]].}}<br />
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==Links==<br />
http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout<br />
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http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog<br />
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[[Category:Characters - English]]</div>Ufoghostgeekhttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Tyrannosaurus_Alan&diff=55487Tyrannosaurus Alan2009-09-13T19:32:52Z<p>Ufoghostgeek: </p>
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Tyrannosaurus Alan<br />
|image=BUSYDAYALAN1.png<br />
|shows=Volvic ads<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS<br />
|occupation=Keeping an eye on that murderous George<br />
|nationality=<br />
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Tyrannosaurus Alan is one of George Volcano's closest friends.<br />
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Please do not use external images. ([http://th199.photobucket.com/albums/aa12/Mandew5/th_TyrannosaurusAlanAvatarGS.png]) Upload them here instead.<br />
==Personality==<br />
Often annoyed by [[George The Volcano]]'s rants about Volvic Products, Alan is a loyal friend to George and a good listener. He is also known to try Volvic Products upon being advertised. He seems to have a grudge against sabertooth tigers and enjoys working in a business type atmosphere. Alan seems to be much more capable and intelligent as opposed to George and enjoys correcting him(without wheezing like a certain [[Mama Luigi|Green-capped character]]).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*He eats parents for breakfast.<br />
*He likes the work of the Jackson 5.<br />
*He likes to annoy George Volcano.<br />
*He was once briefly roboticized by [[Robotnik]]'s Robot Transmogrifier Gun (it is unknown how he was changed back).<br />
*He and George both dislike dinner.<br />
*He is a [[Nazi]], and is trying to kill all Sabretoothed Tigers.<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|Your Birds?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|I've only got a brain the size of a pea!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|You can't say that!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|I'm off to eat someone's parents!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|Ayee?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|[[Cum|C'mon]], world! I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|Hooray!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|What are you doing, Mr. Volcano?}}<br />
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[[Category:Characters - English]]</div>Ufoghostgeekhttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bleach&diff=55342Bleach2009-09-12T19:14:53Z<p>Ufoghostgeek: /* Description */</p>
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzU-_ClrYU Captain Koochiki Doesn't like to repeat himself]]].<br />
==Description==<br />
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Bleach is an ongoing Manga series, that has infinite episodes, authored by Tite Kubo. Story about Death Gods and Bankai turning Bukkake ([[Cum]] on the Face). <br />
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The English Dub that shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim has turned this [[Anime]] to became poop like the rest of English Dubbed Animes around. Also tends to repeat itself.<br />
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Suprisingly... The Musical version was an awesome act of retardation that may cause serious [[Aids]] to poop if overused...<br />
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===Media Infomation===<br />
<!--TV Show, Film, Game, etc --><br />
Anime / Manga<br />
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====Made by====<br />
Studio Pierrot -<br />
Translated/Dubbed by Viz Media<br />
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====Country of Origin====<br />
Japan<br />
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====Dates====<br />
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JP: October 5, 2004 – (ongoing)<br />
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==Characters==<br />
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''<br />
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*[[Ichigo Kurosaki]] - The main character. He can see ghosts and is a "substitute soul reaper".<br />
*Rukia Kuchiki - The heroine of the series, she gave Ichigo his soul reaper powers.<br />
*Orihime Inoue - An extremely "talented" girl in both ability and appearance, yes...<br />
*Uryu Ishida - A Quincy who normally hates soul reapers, he's an ally to Ichigo anyway.<br />
*Yasutora Sado - Nicknamed Chad by Ichigo. Known for doing absolutely nothing and being partially Mexican.<br />
*Byakuya Kuchiki - Rukia's older brother.<br />
*Renji Abarai - A soul reaper and ally to Ichigo.<br />
*Kenpachi Zaraki - A soul reaper who wears an eyepatch to hold back his power, and because he looks awesome in it.<br />
*Toshiro Hitsugaya - The most popular character with fangirls.<br />
*Rangiku Matsumoto - The most popular character with 12-year-old boys.<br />
*Ikkaku Madarame - A bald man with immense strength.<br />
*Yumichika Ayasegawa - A narcissistic soul reaper who's friends with Ikkaku.<br />
*Yachiru - An annoying pink-haired kid who calls Kenpachi "Kenny".<br />
*Gin Ichimaru - A fox-like man who turns out to be a villain.<br />
*Sosuke Aizen - The villain of the series. If you didn't know that already, that's like not knowing that Vader is Luke's father.<br />
*Isshin Kurosaki - Ichigo's father.<br />
*Kisuke Urahara - A shop owner who may be more than he seems.<br />
*Kon - Kon is a perverted lion plushie.<br />
*Yuzu and Karin - Ichigo's sisters. Karin is aware that Ichigo is a soul reaper.<br />
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==Episodes etc==<br />
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It has already 145+ episodes on anime and still going... just check the official website<br />
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==Usage==<br />
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===First Used in a Poop by===<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzU-_ClrYU "RetardedAnimeParody's Do I Need To Repeat Myself!?!"]<br />
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===Often Used by===<br />
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*[[ThisAccountIsClosed|RetardedAnimeParody]]<br />
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===Sometimes Used by===<br />
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]<br />
*People who wash their clothes in washing machines.<br />
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===Disliked by===<br />
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==Further information==<br />
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===Main Source for Poopers===<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bleach+english+dub Youtube]<br />
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===Other External Links===<br />
[[Category:Anime]]</div>Ufoghostgeek