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Arthur

2008-10-31T03:27:52Z

Superl7308: New page: Arthur is a convicted pedophile who enjoys building model pnises. When enraged, he gains the power to release a Falcon Punch. He has murdered and raped his sister D.W. on numerous occasion...

Arthur is a convicted pedophile who enjoys building model pnises. When enraged, he gains the power to release a Falcon Punch. He has murdered and raped his sister D.W. on numerous occasions.

Gay Luigi

2008-03-29T18:41:32Z

Superl7308: /* Personality */

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[[Image:Luigi180.jpg|thumb|right|Gay Luigi]]

''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario.

Gay Luigi accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''.

==Personality==
Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating [[lotsa spaghetti]]. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.

==Hobbies & Careers==
Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.

He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.

==Gossip==
[[image:Galaxy.jpg‎|thumb|Can you find the hidden message?]]
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|GAY LUIGI?]]
It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.

It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Game Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.

It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother aint Fat Mario but in fact [[Garfield]] as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.

==Legal Issues==
In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.
[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]]

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==Trivia==
*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]].
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]
*Enjoys [[Gay Toast]] for [[breakfast]].
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right.
*Is along with [[Sonic]] the only one denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''.
[[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|A gayer Luigi]]

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image:Gay_luigi_%28I_don%27t_dig_this_stuff..jpg|thumb|A gayist Luigi]]
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!"
*"OVA DERE!"
*"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
*"...Dere's fi-ya!"
*"And [[you|YOU]] gotta HELP us!"
*"Ya' bring a light?"
*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!"
*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!"
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!"
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!"
*"Yeah, well, you're a [[Santa Mario|fat bitch]]."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[category:Luigi]]

Gay Luigi

2008-03-29T18:41:05Z

Superl7308: /* Personality */

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[[Image:Luigi180.jpg|thumb|right|Gay Luigi]]

''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario.

Gay Luigi accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''.

==Personality==
Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating [["lotsa" spaghetti]]. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.

==Hobbies & Careers==
Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.

He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.

==Gossip==
[[image:Galaxy.jpg‎|thumb|Can you find the hidden message?]]
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|GAY LUIGI?]]
It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.

It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Game Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.

It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother aint Fat Mario but in fact [[Garfield]] as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.

==Legal Issues==
In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.
[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]]

{{vid|5wlqsV02HMw}}
==Trivia==
*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]].
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]
*Enjoys [[Gay Toast]] for [[breakfast]].
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right.
*Is along with [[Sonic]] the only one denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''.
[[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|A gayer Luigi]]

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image:Gay_luigi_%28I_don%27t_dig_this_stuff..jpg|thumb|A gayist Luigi]]
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!"
*"OVA DERE!"
*"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
*"...Dere's fi-ya!"
*"And [[you|YOU]] gotta HELP us!"
*"Ya' bring a light?"
*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!"
*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!"
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!"
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!"
*"Yeah, well, you're a [[Santa Mario|fat bitch]]."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[category:Luigi]]

Haruhi Suzumiya

2008-03-28T22:28:37Z

Superl7308: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]]
'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

== Drunken Haruhi ==
[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?]]
When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rapes everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self (with a hangover the next morning).

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member [[Yuki Nagato]] from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
*She still mourns for [[superbork]].
*Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]].
*Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by [[Fishing Pole Mai]]
*she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys)
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
*She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it.

==See Also==
[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]

Haruhi Suzumiya

2008-03-28T22:28:14Z

Superl7308: /* Drunken Haruhi */

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[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]]
'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

== Drunken Haruhi ==
[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?]]
When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rapes everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self (with a hangover the next morning).

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
*She still mourns for [[superbork]].
*Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]].
*Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by [[Fishing Pole Mai]]
*she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys)
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
*She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it.

==See Also==
[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-25T19:33:53Z

Superl7308: /* Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre */

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon. It can be seen below. {{vid|PyWe1T86nq0}}

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*"I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!"
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my famferd"
*(whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet"
*"The great wall is sexy!"

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-25T19:27:18Z

Superl7308: /* Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre */

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

{{vid|bAyuXXU6hqc}}

====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon. It can be seen here. {{vid|PyWe1T86nq0}}

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*"I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!"
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my famferd"
*(whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet"
*"The great wall is sexy!"

Potato chips

2008-03-25T06:11:25Z

Superl7308: New page: The potato chips are most famous for their appearance in poops with Carmen. In many of these poops, Dr. Rabbit explains to Carmen that chips contain starch and can damage your teet...

The potato chips are most famous for their appearance in poops with [[Carmen]]. In many of these poops, [[Dr. Rabbit]] explains to Carmen that chips contain starch and can damage your teeth. However, Dr. Rabbit occasionally interacts phisically with the chips. In the return of Dr. Rabbit in the recent poop [[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]], he demands that Carmen gives him the chips and adds "I'm going to stick those chips in my butt."

Goofy

2008-03-25T05:56:00Z

Superl7308: /* Recent years */

{{char}}

A stupid dog, seal, your face creature who usally gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He dies in teh battle for the internetz by [[Wizardheimer]]
He is suposedly friend of [[Sora]] But SOra actually hates him.
He enjoys carcassing [[Robotnik]]´s penis and his greatest dream is to marry [[Gay Luigi]]. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitamate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is.
[[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]]

==Childhood==
Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]].
Was later found by [[Dr Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son.
During his 1st school year, he fell in love with [[Donald]] and started to follow him everywhere since then
After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his [[ass]], Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement.
==Teenager years==
Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but [[Mickey mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him.
He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and met his platonic love [[Gay Luigi]] for the first time.
At college, his room colleagues were Donald and [[Ganon]]
He graduated from the [[Robotnik academy]] as an elite [[Diploma Dope]]
==Recent years==
Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald
He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot.
Eventually, He was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentaly dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new!(unfortunately) He is known to enjoy yearning for learning.
When he found out about Sora´s new sexual orientation, he got really excited he would become his secret boyfriend.
Months later, realising Mickey Mouse was his secret boyfriend. he went deeply depressed and became Emo for 1 year until [[Anakaris]] gave him some pudding which turned him back to normal!!(unfortunately)

==Likes==
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*Hanging out with Sora
*Raping Sora
*Licking Sora
*Saying totally dumb things
*Protecting the world border (ORDER!)
*Picking up monkey crap
*Donald
*[[Robotnik]]

==Hated by==

*[[Sora]]
*[[Donald]]
*[[Polnareff]]
*[[Hol Horse]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Ord]]
*[[Dio Brando]]
*[[Sonic]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]]
*[[Silver]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Kenshiro]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Gregg]]

==Trivia==
*His favourite flavour of ice cream is [[cum]]

Tyrannosaurus Alan

2008-03-25T05:52:48Z

Superl7308: /* Quotes */

{{char}}

Tyrannosaurus Alan is one of George Volcano's closest friends.

Please do not use external images. ([http://th199.photobucket.com/albums/aa12/Mandew5/th_TyrannosaurusAlanAvatarGS.png]) Upload them here instead.
==Personality==
Often annoyed by [[George The Volcano]]'s rants about Volvic Products, Alan is a loyal friend to George and a good listener. He is also known to try Volvic Products upon being advertised. He seems to have a grudge against sabertooth tigers and enjoys working in a business type atmosphere. Alan seems to be much more capable and intelligent as opposed to George and enjoys correcting him.
==Fun Facts==
*He eats parents for breakfeast.
*He likes the work of the Jackson 5.
*He likes to annoy George Volcano.
*Like George, he is a pervert.
*He was once briefly roboticized by [[Robotnik]]'s Robot Transmogrifier Gun (it is unknown how he was changed back).

==Quotes==
*"Your Birds?"
*"I've only got a brain the size of a pea!"
*"You can't say that!"
*"I'm off to eat someone's parents!"
*"Ayee?"
*"[[Cum|C'mon]], world! I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"
*"Hooray!"

Oogtar

2008-03-25T05:50:29Z

Superl7308: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}

'''Oogtar''' is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by [[the Princess]] in Dinosaur World. His best friend is [[Yoshi]].

==Likes==
*chickle tree bubble gum
*[[cum]]
*[[Balls]]
*being retarded
*Having an incredibly annoying voice
*His brother, [[Buga]]
*Spying on shit

==Dislikes==
*[[the Princess]]
*[[Hip]]
*[[Hop]]
*fireballs
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]'s and [[Yoshi]]'s fat selves

==Disliked By==

*[[Everyone]]

=Trivia=
*Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
*No one likes him.
*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
*Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
*Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The [[Illegal]] Mayor is to be the judge, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.

[[Category:Super Mario World]][[Category: YouTube Poop Characters]]

Oogtar

2008-03-25T05:50:08Z

Superl7308: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}

'''Oogtar''' is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by [[the Princess]] in Dinosaur World. His best friend is [[Yoshi]].

==Likes==
*chickle tree bubble gum
*[[cum]]
*[[Balls]]
*being retarded
*Having an incredibly annoying voice
*His brother, [[Buga]]
*Spying on shit

==Dislikes==
*the [[Princess]]
*[[Hip]]
*[[Hop]]
*fireballs
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]'s and [[Yoshi]]'s fat selves

==Disliked By==

*[[Everyone]]

=Trivia=
*Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
*No one likes him.
*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
*Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
*Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The [[Illegal]] Mayor is to be the judge, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.

[[Category:Super Mario World]][[Category: YouTube Poop Characters]]

Oogtar

2008-03-25T05:49:45Z

Superl7308: /* Likes */

{{char}}

'''Oogtar''' is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by [[the Princess]] in Dinosaur World. His best friend is [[Yoshi]].

==Likes==
*chickle tree bubble gum
*[[cum]]
*[[Balls]]
*being retarded
*Having an incredibly annoying voice
*His brother, [[Buga]]
*Spying on shit

==Dislikes==
*the Princess
*[[Hip]]
*[[Hop]]
*fireballs
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]'s and [[Yoshi]]'s fat selves

==Disliked By==

*[[Everyone]]

=Trivia=
*Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
*No one likes him.
*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
*Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
*Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The [[Illegal]] Mayor is to be the judge, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.

[[Category:Super Mario World]][[Category: YouTube Poop Characters]]

Conrad Slater

2008-03-25T05:38:28Z

Superl7308: /* Dislikes */

{{Pooper}}

[[Image:A0c941ca5f6d27efb1008e61f473813f.jpg|thumb|look! digital art lol‎]]
== History ==
{{debut|DlRbt-DnuQA}}
=== First poop seen ===

[http://youtubepoop.com/the-dalek-emperor-toasts-the-universe/ The Dalek Emperor Toasts the Universe] by [[Pikawil]]

After seeing that I wrote to him and then discover the name YouTube Poop. I did a google search and found that an old online acquaintance [[Timdrage]] had made some himself and he and his friends had also writtten about them. After a little more serching I realised that there was a quite a few people making them yet no one had thought to opena website or even buy the domain name. Everyone I spoke to seemed to treat it like some overnight meme, yet the videos seemed to date back a couple of years. After attempting to make a poop myslef my sense of inadequacy motivated me to instead chart the progress of this the genre and champion it online as art movement rather than a mere fad. These days the emphasis has moved to keeping the site alive and finding time to manage it all.

=== First poop made ===

[http://youtubepoop.com/you-werent-there-at-the-beginning/ You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop)]

'''You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop)''' is, in the opinion of it's author a rather clumsy emulation of the poops he had seen at the time. Use of Hotel Mario is of course an important hallmark, which many don't grow out of but the use of Tom Baker from [[Doctor Who]] swearing doesn't fit at all. Interestingly though the Thames TV ident and other 80s TV arifacts is a very British habit in poop making indicting that pop culture nostagia goes hand in hand with video montage in the UK.

== Style ==

=== Preferred Sources ===

*[[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
*[[Power Rangers]]
*[[Doctor Who]]
*[[Volvic Adverts]]
*[[Cd-i Advert]]
*80s Adverts and mini documentaries from youtube

=== Preferred Methods ===

*Stutter Loop plus
*Rape Rave
*Ear Rape
*Stare Down
*Virus
*Tennis

=== Dislikes ===

*[[Cd-i]] although I don't mind a bit of [[Hotel Mario]]
*Noobs who think that because they've made 2 cd-i poops, that they own this site
*[[Alphalove]]

=== Criticism ===
[[Image:Photo_7.jpg‎|thumb|Conrad Slater's contempt]]
*Often relies upon meta jokes, refering to Youtube Poop within the poop itself
*Surprising low viewer stats, which indicates not only his failings as a poop maker but also at self promotion
*Often spends more than the recommended time making a poop. This has improved lately but the first few would take him several days to complete.

=== Achievements ===
{{vid|36H55Z3jLg8}}

*Known by some as the George Lucas of Poop, due to his fetish for ridiculously complex and needless special effects. This was most clearly demonstrated in [http://youtubepoop.com/battlefield-poop-90210/ Battlefield Poop 90210]].
*Has more recently spend consider time promoting the adoption of Poop Tennis as a method of solving creative block.
*Popularised the use of the vixy logo within the body of a poop
*Also popularised the use of a picture-in-picture effect

== Associates ==

=== Online ===

*[[M10]]
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[Scorpion1996]]

===Creative Influences===
''alphabetically''
*[[1upclock]]
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
*[[gnomebob]]
*[[mrdrunkenfox]]
*[[nextg]]
*[[pimpsahoy]]
*[[Seconteen13]]
*[[Superyoshi]] (his more recent stuff)
*[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
*[[Toadomos]]

===Tennis Matches===
*[[Miss10]]
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
*[[UncleChuck]]
*[[Gnomebob]]
*[[Cloggedone]] (aborted)
*[[BMATF]]
*[[RabbitSnore]]
*[[TheDarkRises]]
*[[Tentor521]]
[[Image:196px-Stalin3.jpg|thumb|Joseph Stalin, role model]]

== Other Information ==

*Built this site and works endlessly to make it bigger and better
*Spent most of 2006 unemployed and therefore put most of his time working on this site
*Is due to begin a new job in January working in the television industry

===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/conradslater/ Youtube Poop Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/conradslater at Youtube]

===Other Links===

*[http://conradslater.com Own site]
*[http://spainfulfilms.com Spainful Films]
*[http://conradslater.com/gallery CGI Daleks]
*[http://myspace.com/conradslater Myspace]

Conrad Slater

2008-03-25T05:38:00Z

Superl7308: /* History */

{{Pooper}}

[[Image:A0c941ca5f6d27efb1008e61f473813f.jpg|thumb|look! digital art lol‎]]
== History ==
{{debut|DlRbt-DnuQA}}
=== First poop seen ===

[http://youtubepoop.com/the-dalek-emperor-toasts-the-universe/ The Dalek Emperor Toasts the Universe] by [[Pikawil]]

After seeing that I wrote to him and then discover the name YouTube Poop. I did a google search and found that an old online acquaintance [[Timdrage]] had made some himself and he and his friends had also writtten about them. After a little more serching I realised that there was a quite a few people making them yet no one had thought to opena website or even buy the domain name. Everyone I spoke to seemed to treat it like some overnight meme, yet the videos seemed to date back a couple of years. After attempting to make a poop myslef my sense of inadequacy motivated me to instead chart the progress of this the genre and champion it online as art movement rather than a mere fad. These days the emphasis has moved to keeping the site alive and finding time to manage it all.

=== First poop made ===

[http://youtubepoop.com/you-werent-there-at-the-beginning/ You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop)]

'''You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop)''' is, in the opinion of it's author a rather clumsy emulation of the poops he had seen at the time. Use of Hotel Mario is of course an important hallmark, which many don't grow out of but the use of Tom Baker from [[Doctor Who]] swearing doesn't fit at all. Interestingly though the Thames TV ident and other 80s TV arifacts is a very British habit in poop making indicting that pop culture nostagia goes hand in hand with video montage in the UK.

== Style ==

=== Preferred Sources ===

*[[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
*[[Power Rangers]]
*[[Doctor Who]]
*[[Volvic Adverts]]
*[[Cd-i Advert]]
*80s Adverts and mini documentaries from youtube

=== Preferred Methods ===

*Stutter Loop plus
*Rape Rave
*Ear Rape
*Stare Down
*Virus
*Tennis

=== Dislikes ===

*[[Cd-i]] although I don't mind a bit of [[Hotel Mario]]
*Noobs who think that because they've made 2 cd-i poops, that the own this site
*[[Alphalove]]

=== Criticism ===
[[Image:Photo_7.jpg‎|thumb|Conrad Slater's contempt]]
*Often relies upon meta jokes, refering to Youtube Poop within the poop itself
*Surprising low viewer stats, which indicates not only his failings as a poop maker but also at self promotion
*Often spends more than the recommended time making a poop. This has improved lately but the first few would take him several days to complete.

=== Achievements ===
{{vid|36H55Z3jLg8}}

*Known by some as the George Lucas of Poop, due to his fetish for ridiculously complex and needless special effects. This was most clearly demonstrated in [http://youtubepoop.com/battlefield-poop-90210/ Battlefield Poop 90210]].
*Has more recently spend consider time promoting the adoption of Poop Tennis as a method of solving creative block.
*Popularised the use of the vixy logo within the body of a poop
*Also popularised the use of a picture-in-picture effect

== Associates ==

=== Online ===

*[[M10]]
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[Scorpion1996]]

===Creative Influences===
''alphabetically''
*[[1upclock]]
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
*[[gnomebob]]
*[[mrdrunkenfox]]
*[[nextg]]
*[[pimpsahoy]]
*[[Seconteen13]]
*[[Superyoshi]] (his more recent stuff)
*[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
*[[Toadomos]]

===Tennis Matches===
*[[Miss10]]
*[[Glitchboyadvance]]
*[[UncleChuck]]
*[[Gnomebob]]
*[[Cloggedone]] (aborted)
*[[BMATF]]
*[[RabbitSnore]]
*[[TheDarkRises]]
*[[Tentor521]]
[[Image:196px-Stalin3.jpg|thumb|Joseph Stalin, role model]]

== Other Information ==

*Built this site and works endlessly to make it bigger and better
*Spent most of 2006 unemployed and therefore put most of his time working on this site
*Is due to begin a new job in January working in the television industry

===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/conradslater/ Youtube Poop Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/conradslater at Youtube]

===Other Links===

*[http://conradslater.com Own site]
*[http://spainfulfilms.com Spainful Films]
*[http://conradslater.com/gallery CGI Daleks]
*[http://myspace.com/conradslater Myspace]

Debrotherized Luigi

2008-03-25T05:31:04Z

Superl7308: /* Quotes */

{{char}}

An elusive version of [[Luigi]] (aka Debrotherised Luigi), Debrotherized Luigi is the mystical result of Mario playing annoying records during thunderstorms while dancing with a plunger, freeing the darkness in Luigi´s heart. Debrotherized Luigi has a tendency to yank mustaches and overall straps, shove caps over people's eyes, and (similar to his alter-ego, [[Stone Luigi]]), insult people with face-related names, particularly "faucet face."

==Likes==
[[Image:DebrotherizedLuigi_beating.jpg|thumb|Debrotherized Luigi shown beating up his ex-brother, [[Mario]].]]
*Debrotherizing
*Reading
*Burninating
*Being [[Emo Luigi|emo]]
*Being terribly rude
*Melting Mario's Favorite record
*beating up his ex-brother

==Dislikes==
*[[Mario]]
*Hot records especially if they play an instrumental of Double Crossing
*Frog suits
*Learning how to read
*Favorite Screwdrivers

==Quotes==
*"Well then, consider yourself debrotherized." (hence the name)
*"I don't NEED a frog suit!"
*"F*** you, eggface!"
*"...Faucet Face!"

[[category:Luigi]]

Larry Koopa

2008-03-25T04:58:09Z

Superl7308: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.

==Personality==
[[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]]
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
* Telling Monty Moles to stand there
* Gay
* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy]] because he likes him
* He is a poser
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
* Humping football players
* Raping the floor
* Eavesdropping
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over

== Trivia ==

*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
*Wants to destroy some grandma.
*He is terribly afraid of [[Lum Invader]]
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
*He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
*He does not like Jews.
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
*He has been raped repeatedly by [[Roy]] "Bully" Koopa.
*He likes anal.
*He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi regime]].
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his [[Koopa Hotel]].
----

==Dislikes==

*The Mario Brothers
*Hollywood
*John Lennon
*[[The Princess]]
*[[The Cave People]]

==Disliked By==

*The Mario Brothers
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
*John Lennon
*Charlie Chaplin
*Adam West
*GEICO Insurance Co.
*Mushroom Kingdom
*[[Oogtar]]
*Every Member of The Beatles
*Verizon
*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
*[[Tails]]
*[[Toad]]
*Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
*[[Weird Al Yankovic]]
*[[Iron Maiden]]
*[[Dethklok]]
*[[Metallica]]
*Everyone who's on or used to be on [[Insane Clown Posse|Psychocathic Records]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*Esham The Unholy
*Project Born
*Twiztid
*The R.O.C.
*Blaze Ya Dead Homie
*Anybody Killa (ABK)
*Boondox
*Dark Lotus
*DJ Clay
*The Psychopathic Rydas
*Motown Rage
*System of A Down
*The Beach Boys
*[[Bono]] of U2
*[[Phil Collins]]
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[George Volcano]]
*Jews
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Stone Luigi]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]
*Pakistanis
*Osama Bin Laden
*[[Borat]]
*[[George Bush]]
*Richard Nixon
*[[Yoshkins]]
*The Weather Channel
*Hilary Clinton
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*Sacramento
*CNN
*Surfers
*Old Man Winter
*Box Companies
*Houston, TX
*[[Obama]]
*[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]]
*Indians
*Canadians
*The French
*Germans
*The Czech Republic
*England
*The Clash
*Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
*Russians
*Street Performers
*State Farm Insurance
*Progressive
*ITT Tech
*Californians
*Garndmas all over the world (especially [[You|your]] grandma & [[You|my]] grandma).

==Porn Magazines==

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

==Memorable Quotes==

*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!

[[Category:Super Mario World]]

Larry Koopa

2008-03-25T04:57:24Z

Superl7308: /* Personality */

{{char}}

'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.

==Personality==
[[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]]
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
* Telling Monty Moles to stand there
* Gay
* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy]] because he likes him
* He is a poser
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
* Humping football players
* Raping the floor
* Eavesdropping
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over

== Trivia ==

*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
*Wants to destroy some grandma.
*He is terribly afraid of [[Lum Invader]]
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
*He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
*He does not like Jews.
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
*He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
*He likes anal.
*He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi regime]].
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel.
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==Dislikes==

*The Mario Brothers
*Hollywood
*John Lennon
*[[The Princess]]
*[[The Cave People]]

==Disliked By==

*The Mario Brothers
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
*John Lennon
*Charlie Chaplin
*Adam West
*GEICO Insurance Co.
*Mushroom Kingdom
*[[Oogtar]]
*Every Member of The Beatles
*Verizon
*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
*[[Tails]]
*[[Toad]]
*Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
*[[Weird Al Yankovic]]
*[[Iron Maiden]]
*[[Dethklok]]
*[[Metallica]]
*Everyone who's on or used to be on [[Insane Clown Posse|Psychocathic Records]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*Esham The Unholy
*Project Born
*Twiztid
*The R.O.C.
*Blaze Ya Dead Homie
*Anybody Killa (ABK)
*Boondox
*Dark Lotus
*DJ Clay
*The Psychopathic Rydas
*Motown Rage
*System of A Down
*The Beach Boys
*[[Bono]] of U2
*[[Phil Collins]]
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[George Volcano]]
*Jews
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Stone Luigi]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]
*Pakistanis
*Osama Bin Laden
*[[Borat]]
*[[George Bush]]
*Richard Nixon
*[[Yoshkins]]
*The Weather Channel
*Hilary Clinton
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*Sacramento
*CNN
*Surfers
*Old Man Winter
*Box Companies
*Houston, TX
*[[Obama]]
*[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]]
*Indians
*Canadians
*The French
*Germans
*The Czech Republic
*England
*The Clash
*Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
*Russians
*Street Performers
*State Farm Insurance
*Progressive
*ITT Tech
*Californians
*Garndmas all over the world (especially [[You|your]] grandma & [[You|my]] grandma).

==Porn Magazines==

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

==Memorable Quotes==

*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!

[[Category:Super Mario World]]

Fire Sumo

2008-03-25T04:52:35Z

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The Fire Sumo is often featured in poops starring Mama Luigi and Yoshi. Almost always, It stomps the ground, causing a giant crack in the earth. Mama Luigi then falls into the earth over a river of lava. Usually everything that happens after that is different according to the pooper who created the work.

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-25T04:46:15Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

{{vid|bAyuXXU6hqc}}

====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*"I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!"
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my famferd"
*(whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet"
*"The great wall is sexy!"

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-25T04:45:28Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

{{vid|bAyuXXU6hqc}}

====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*"I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!"
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my famferd"
*(whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet"

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-25T04:44:11Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

{{vid|bAyuXXU6hqc}}

====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*"I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!"
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my famferd"

Dr. Rabbit

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'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

====Presidential run====
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his immanent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "[[Anthropomorphic Surgeon]]".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "[[Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland]]". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but can only be expected to return again soon.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"[[Yes|YES]]!"
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAGgy]] and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!