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Heavy Weapons Guy

2008-02-08T06:33:15Z

Superbork: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

'''Heavy Weapons Guy''' is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha.
He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.

Cultural Heritage: Russian

[[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]]

==Quotes==
*Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
*I am heavy weapons guy. AND THIS, is my weapon.
*Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
*MEDIC
*It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
*MEDIIIIC
*DOCTAR
[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]]

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
*Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
*Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
*His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]]
*[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
*Is sometimes called '''the Heavy'''.
*Has a [[Conrad Slater|Medic]] fetish.

==See Also==
[[Team Fortress 2]]

[http://youtubepoop.com/rly-funni-anime-par0dy-xd/ First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.]

[http://youtubepoop.com/heavy-weapons-guy-laughs-for-5-minutes/ Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.]

[[Image:Hwgfn5.png|thumb|Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a [[Ken|circus.]]]]

Heavy Weapons Guy

2008-02-08T06:32:25Z

Superbork: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

'''Heavy Weapons Guy''' is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha.
He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.

Cultural Heritage: Russian

[[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]]

==Quotes==
*Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
*I am heavy weapons guy. AND THIS, is my weapon.
*Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
*MEDIC
*It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
*MEDIIIIC
*DOCTAR
[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]]

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
*Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
*Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
*His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]]
*[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
*Is sometimes called '''the Heavy'''.
*Has a [[Q|Medic]] fetish.

==See Also==
[[Team Fortress 2]]

[http://youtubepoop.com/rly-funni-anime-par0dy-xd/ First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.]

[http://youtubepoop.com/heavy-weapons-guy-laughs-for-5-minutes/ Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.]

[[Image:Hwgfn5.png|thumb|Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a [[Ken|circus.]]]]

Heavy Weapons Guy

2008-02-08T06:29:53Z

Superbork: /* Quotes */

{{char}}

'''Heavy Weapons Guy''' is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha.
He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.

Cultural Heritage: Russian

[[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]]

==Quotes==
*Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
*I am heavy weapons guy. AND THIS, is my weapon.
*Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
*MEDIC
*It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
*MEDIIIIC
*DOCTAR
[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]]

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
*Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
*Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
*His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]]
*[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
*Is sometimes called '''the Heavy'''.

==See Also==
[[Team Fortress 2]]

[http://youtubepoop.com/rly-funni-anime-par0dy-xd/ First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.]

[http://youtubepoop.com/heavy-weapons-guy-laughs-for-5-minutes/ Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.]

[[Image:Hwgfn5.png|thumb|Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a [[Ken|circus.]]]]

Xuchilbara

2007-12-18T03:25:04Z

Superbork: New page: Smoke dampened the air. The smell of gunpowder was overpowering. "Mr.Nibs! What do you have to report on the enemy?" "There's like a battalion around the corner. I think we're out numbered...

Smoke dampened the air. The smell of gunpowder was overpowering.
"Mr.Nibs! What do you have to report on the enemy?"
"There's like a battalion around the corner. I think we're out numbered."
"Then it is an even fight..."
"...You took that line from Halo-"
"-Yes I did. CHARGE!"
Xuchilbara's legion of two galloped down the hill, swords raised, shirts smeared with blood and toothpaste. The unexpecting enemy didn't even have time to kill them. They carved through the horde, limbs flying, guts rupturing, farts spilling. Any poet would have died to see it.
"AHA, THAT'S SEVENTY-TWO!" cried Xu.
"I think that was 69." Mr.Nibs pointed out.
"ACH, no matter. Like my friend Eddie used to say 'IT'S ALL THE SAME ONCE YOU'RE DEAD!'"
"He was also beaten to death with a wooden plank."
"....So? Want to make something of it!?" Screamed Xu as he plunged his fist through a face.

The battle ended 14 hours later, with 845 dead and 2 injured. Xuchilbara and Mr.Nibs shot the remaining two.
"That wasn't so hard now, was it?" asked Xu.
"I think I broke a nail."
"You're gay."
"Africans."
They made camp beside an abandoned zoo.
"...unless it's a farm." Xuchilbara muttered under his breath.
"Tea?"
"Sure."

While they slept, a band of rowdy CD-i Poopers snuck up behind them. They had toasters.
Mr. Nibs: 'Hey, what was that? I thought I heard lotsa spaghetti?"
"Just the wind. Go back to sleep before I melt you down... my... way..." And Xu was off to sleep.
He didn't awake untill he heard Mr.Nibs' screams and the ruffle of instruction books.

Haruhi Suzumiya

2007-12-18T02:47:36Z

Superbork: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]]
'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

== Drunken Haruhi ==
[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|Man she drunk, and she's what,sixteen?]]
When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rape everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self(with a hangover the next morning).

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
*She still mourns for [[superbork]].
*Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]].
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]

Uctions

2007-12-09T22:13:00Z

Superbork:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*Only [[Mario]], [[Fat Mario]], & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Polnareff]]
*[[Tommy]]
*[[Q]]

==Uctions as energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to [[Bagel]]s instead.
Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:

*[[Mama Luigi]]: -9999 Uctions
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions
*Heartless: -100 Uctions
*CD-I: -50 uctions
*[[Dr Rabbit]] -10 Uctions
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions
*Bobby Jack 10 Uctions
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions
*[[Gay Luigi]] 50 Uctions
*One heart 100 Uctions
*Kingdom Hearts 3000 Uctions
*[[Steely Phil]] 5000 Uctions
*A [[Falcon Punch]] 9000 Uctions
*[[Mr. X]] Infinite Amount of Uctions
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]] Infinite Amount of Uctions
*[[God Luigi]] Infinite Amount of Uctions

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Halo

2007-12-09T22:06:55Z

Superbork:

'''Halo''' is one of the most successful video games in history. '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox.
----

== Characters ==
[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.

The Covenant - Enemy of Earth.

The Flood - Another enemy of Earth.

Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo'''.

The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense.
== Death of Master Chief ==
Master Chief is one of the few people that deafeted Mama Luigi`s Army Buy Making Mama Luigi`s Army Play Halo For the rest of their lives Killed Shortly After By A Rampaging Army Of Nintards(Nintendo Fanboys)

Pimpsahoy1594

2007-11-21T02:06:14Z

Superbork: New page: == LOOK AND SEE == Super AIDS

== LOOK AND SEE ==
[[Super AIDS]]

Haruhi Suzumiya

2007-11-10T22:29:09Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|THE FACE OF GOD]][[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

==Trivia==
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
*She is the smexiest person on the '''Forum'''. (often confused with [[superbork]])
*Rumored to be dating superbork.

Deepercutt

2007-11-01T04:21:24Z

Superbork:

{{Pooper}}


[[Image:Sonic X 66 English 064 1 0002.JPG|thumb|Deepercutt's UserImage/Avatar in the Youtube Poop Forums, it also appears in Deepercutt's poop series "The King's Coming part 3"]]
[[Image:Dannyiw3.jpg|thumb|Making Poops is Stressful]]
"Who's deep now?"

-''[[digdug25]] on Deepercutt''

==In brief==
He is a Youtube Pooper, making poops with shows like Sonic X, Super Mario World, Kirby Right Back At Ya, Sonic underground, and Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realm. Deepercutt is also known for his special Sonic X poop Series "The King is Coming" he has made three parts so far, and is working on the fourth part right now.
==History==
{{debut|EB0YjIO1dRo}}


===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** First Poop by this Pooper]

==Style==
story based, episode-like poops, always using recurring jokes
===Preferred Sources===
*[[Cd-i]] 
*other
*other 

===Preferred Methods===

*item1
*item2
*item3
etc

===Dislikes===

*all the people who hate him for having too many subscribers!

*Gamecubehero (sometimes)

*MilkR0und (sometimes)

*sucky poopers

* people who think Deepercutt is emo just because of his username!

==Reception==

===Criticism===

===Achievements===


==Associates==


===In Real Life===


===Online===

*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[superbork]]

===Fans===


* [[ShreddaX]]

* [[crabzman]]

* [[azsxdc3756]]

* [[Vorhias]]

* [[Kawiia17]]

* [[Smohler900]]

* [[staaanky]]

* [[Zatchy]]
-one of my many youtube poop idols!
-crabzman

== Youtube poops ==

Deepercutt had made about 31 youtube poops 1 was removed due to copyright so it is 18 poops now, the name of the poops are. . .

'''Football is for Egg-Heads''' - this was Deepercutt's very first Youtube Poop, it was made with the old version of Windows Movie Maker (which sucks) the program had no special effects only repeating and sentence mixing. the plot was sorta the same as the original episode of Super Mario World - The Yoshi Shuffle. this poop was remade into a better version useing the Windows XP version of WMM.

'''The Kings Coming part 1''' - Deepercutt's second Youtube Poop (the first to use Sonic X and the newer Movie Maker) it was never originally going to have a part 2 but people liked it so much that they wanted it to continue the poop ended up haveing 3 parts and still going, its unknown right now on what part will be the last episode of this poop series.

'''Sonic Underground part 1''' - this is actually Deepercutt's fouth youtube poop his third was the "king is up to something" but due to saveing problems he wasn't able to upload it so he started on a new project which is now known as "Sonic Underground" (he couldn't think of a good name for this poop) this poop is his second most viewed and first most discussed youtube poop, makeing it one of his most popular poops (but not one of his favorites) the plot involve sonic and his siblings on a quest to MAH BOI have revenge sex with their mother during their quest the run into knuckles who HATES THIEVES and ends up getting into a battle with Sonic the Hedgehog. the poop ended up being too long and had to be cut into 2 parts

'''Escape from Area FOUR''' - Deepercutt's fifth Poop this one had a better quality than the earlier Sonic X videos (Deepercutt's second poop useing sonic X)the plot involved sonic trying to break in Area FOUR to save cream and cheese from a bunch of old perverts trying to take pictures under creams dress trying to film child porn, so its up to sonic to save them but he fails horribly

'''Sonic Underground part that is the 2''' - there is nothing much about this one its just part 2 of Sonic Underground read part 1 to understand what part 2 is about.

'''Sonic Can't Play Baseball''' - Deepercutt's seventh poop (the first to use the new sonic intro from the jetex video and use Deepercutts favorite song Rocco - Drop The Base) the plot of this one was eggman wanted to challenge sonic to an epic baseball game which sonic and his friend win due to a broken score board

'''the king is up to something''' this was oringinally Deepercutt's third Youtube poop and was also never ment to be uploaded, it was just a test for his newer poop material like megaman and kingdom hearts. the plot of it was The king of Hyrule has a plan to send his "Stuff" to Gamalon but he needs help. Link is a failure, so he moves to the next best thing: Mario and Luigi. Can they send the "stuff" before Ganon gets it.

'''Toot Toot Youtube Poop''' - this isn't really a Youtube poop its more like a music video but it did contain poop material like Hotel Mario, Zelda CD-I, AoStH, and Megaman the name of the song was "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior" from the game Sonic CD.

'''The King's Coming part 2''' - this poops was requested by all of Deepercutt's fans who wanted T.K.C (The King's Coming) to have a part 2, it was never ment to be continued after part one but people just keep demanding to make a second part to the series, and here it is.

'''That Kirby Can Drive a Dingo Dingy''' - this was the first FULL Kirby Right Back At Ya youtube poop. it was Deepercutt's tenth Youtube poop, in honor if it being his tenth poop he wanted to use a compleatly different cartoon show besides Sonic X or Mario so he went with Kirby.

'''The King's Coming Part 3''' - the third part to T.K.C series and the newest one right now. Deepercutt's working on the 4th part now on Adobe Premiere there is much different in this one it contains the same story as the others

'''Football is for Egg-Heads The Remake''' - the remake of Deepercutt's first youtube poop it was a gift to his fans and suscribers he aslo just felt like remakeing that crappy poop because its his least favorite poop this one was made useing WMM XP version as the original used the ME version

'''The King's Coming Part 1 The Remake''' - this was a remake of the first T.K.C but due to copyright reasons it was removed from youtube,the remake was ment to make more sense with th other two and have better jokes and quality it was one of Deepercutt's top favorite poops
(more info coming soon)

'''The Revenge of Scorpion!''' -this poop,much too his suprise didnt take too long to make.It was the first ever 'Mortal Kombat:Defenders of the realm' poop and fared very well amongst his fans and others.

(Deepercutt is too lazy to finish it now... maybe later)

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
[[Image:Deepercuttol8.png|thumb|what Deepercutt COULD of looked like in the YTP Movie before it was dropped]]

*Deepercutt WAS going to appear in [[Youtube Poop: The Movie]] his character design will be an edcidna with a vest and pants made by Tentor521 before it was droped

Deepercutt will appear in the [[Youtube Poop: The Animated Cartoon]] being made by Tentor521 he is playing as a cartoon version of himself

*Deepercutt is one of the first people to make a Mortal Kombat Youtube Poop

*Deepercutt is the brother of the famous Miami model Maura Solis [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0_IF_c29pQ]
===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/deepercutt Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Deepercutt Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

<!--*[http://nameofsite.com Own site]-- >
<!--*[http://deviantart/user/*** Deviantart account etc]-- >
<!--*[http://myspace.com/**** Myspace]-- >
<!-- etc-- >

Deepercutt

2007-11-01T04:12:09Z

Superbork:

{{Pooper}}


[[Image:Sonic X 66 English 064 1 0002.JPG|thumb|Deepercutt's UserImage/Avatar in the Youtube Poop Forums, it also appears in Deepercutt's poop series "The King's Coming part 3"]]
[[Image:Dannyiw3.jpg|thumb|Making Poops is Stressful]]
"Who's deep now?"

-''[[digdug25]] on Deepercutt''

==In brief==
He is a Youtube Pooper, making poops with shows like Sonic X, Super Mario World, Kirby Right Back At Ya, Sonic underground, and Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realm. Deepercutt is also known for his special Sonic X poop Series "The King is Coming" he has made three parts so far, and is working on the fourth part right now.
==History==
{{debut|EB0YjIO1dRo}}


===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** First Poop by this Pooper]

==Style==
story based, episode-like poops, always using recurring jokes
===Preferred Sources===
*[[Cd-i]] 
*other
*other 

===Preferred Methods===

*item1
*item2
*item3
etc

===Dislikes===

*all the people who hate him for having too many subscribers!

*Gamecubehero (sometimes)

*MilkR0und (sometimes)

*sucky poopers

* people who think Deepercutt is emo just because of his username!

==Reception==

===Criticism===

===Achievements===


==Associates==


===In Real Life===


===Online===

*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[superbork]]

===Fans===


* [[ShreddaX]]

* [[crabzman]]

* [[azsxdc3756]]

* [[Vorhias]]

* [[Kawiia17]]

* [[Smohler900]]

* [[staaanky]]

* [[Zatchy]]
-one of my many youtube poop idols!
-crabzman

== Youtube poops ==

Deepercutt had made about 31 youtube poops 1 was removed due to copyright so it is 18 poops now, the name of the poops are. . .

'''Football is for Egg-Heads''' - this was Deepercutt's very first Youtube Poop, it was made with the old version of Windows Movie Maker (which sucks) the program had no special effects only repeating and sentence mixing. the plot was sorta the same as the original episode of Super Mario World - The Yoshi Shuffle. this poop was remade into a better version useing the Windows XP version of WMM.

'''The Kings Coming part 1''' - Deepercutt's second Youtube Poop (the first to use Sonic X and the newer Movie Maker) it was never originally going to have a part 2 but people liked it so much that they wanted it to continue the poop ended up haveing 3 parts and still going, its unknown right now on what part will be the last episode of this poop series.

'''Sonic Underground part 1''' - this is actually Deepercutt's fouth youtube poop his third was the "king is up to something" but due to saveing problems he wasn't able to upload it so he started on a new project which is now known as "Sonic Underground" (he couldn't think of a good name for this poop) this poop is his second most viewed and first most discussed youtube poop, makeing it one of his most popular poops (but not one of his favorites) the plot involve sonic and his siblings on a quest to MAH BOI have revenge sex with their mother during their quest the run into knuckles who HATES THIEVES and ends up getting into a battle with Sonic the Hedgehog. the poop ended up being too long and had to be cut into 2 parts

'''Escape from Area FOUR''' - Deepercutt's fifth Poop this one had a better quality than the earlier Sonic X videos (Deepercutt's second poop useing sonic X)the plot involved sonic trying to break in Area FOUR to save cream and cheese from a bunch of old perverts trying to take pictures under creams dress trying to film child porn, so its up to sonic to save them but he fails horribly

'''Sonic Underground part that is the 2''' - there is nothing much about this one its just part 2 of Sonic Underground read part 1 to understand what part 2 is about.

'''Sonic Can't Play Baseball''' - Deepercutt's seventh poop (the first to use the new sonic intro from the jetex video and use Deepercutts favorite song Rocco - Drop The Base) the plot of this one was eggman wanted to challenge sonic to an epic baseball game which sonic and his friend win due to a broken score board

'''the king is up to something''' this was oringinally Deepercutt's third Youtube poop and was also never ment to be uploaded, it was just a test for his newer poop material like megaman and kingdom hearts. the plot of it was The king of Hyrule has a plan to send his "Stuff" to Gamalon but he needs help. Link is a failure, so he moves to the next best thing: Mario and Luigi. Can they send the "stuff" before Ganon gets it.

'''Toot Toot Youtube Poop''' - this isn't really a Youtube poop its more like a music video but it did contain poop material like Hotel Mario, Zelda CD-I, AoStH, and Megaman the name of the song was "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior" from the game Sonic CD.

'''The King's Coming part 2''' - this poops was requested by all of Deepercutt's fans who wanted T.K.C (The King's Coming) to have a part 2, it was never ment to be continued after part one but people just keep demanding to make a second part to the series, and here it is.

'''That Kirby Can Drive a Dingo Dingy''' - this was the first FULL Kirby Right Back At Ya youtube poop. it was Deepercutt's tenth Youtube poop, in honor if it being his tenth poop he wanted to use a compleatly different cartoon show besides Sonic X or Mario so he went with Kirby.

'''The King's Coming Part 3''' - the third part to T.K.C series and the newest one right now. Deepercutt's working on the 4th part now on Adobe Premiere there is much different in this one it contains the same story as the others

'''Football is for Egg-Heads The Remake''' - the remake of Deepercutt's first youtube poop it was a gift to his fans and suscribers he aslo just felt like remakeing that crappy poop because its his least favorite poop this one was made useing WMM XP version as the original used the ME version

'''The King's Coming Part 1 The Remake''' - this was a remake of the first T.K.C but due to copyright reasons it was removed from youtube,the remake was ment to make more sense with th other two and have better jokes and quality it was one of Deepercutt's top favorite poops
(more info coming soon)

'''The Revenge of Scorpion!''' -this poop,much too his suprise didnt take too long to make.It was the first ever 'Mortal Kombat:Defenders of the realm' poop and fared very well amongst his fans and others.

(Deepercutt is too lazy to finish it now... maybe later)

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
[[Image:Deepercuttol8.png|thumb|what Deepercutt COULD of looked like in the YTP Movie before it was dropped]]

*Deepercutt WAS going to appear in [[Youtube Poop: The Movie]] his character design will be an edcidna with a vest and pants made by Tentor521 before it was droped

Deepercutt will appear in the [[Youtube Poop: The Animated Cartoon]] being made by Tentor521 he is playing as a cartoon version of himself

*Deepercutt is one of the first people to make a Mortal Kombat Youtube Poop

*Deepercutt is the brother of the famous Miami model Maura Solis [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0_IF_c29pQ]

*In a private convorsation, Deepercutt offered to suck [[superbork]]'s cock and lick his balls. He was turned down.
===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/deepercutt Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Deepercutt Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

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Deepercutt

2007-11-01T03:58:21Z

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{{Pooper}}


[[Image:Sonic X 66 English 064 1 0002.JPG|thumb|Deepercutt's UserImage/Avatar in the Youtube Poop Forums, it also appears in Deepercutt's poop series "The King's Coming part 3"]]
[[Image:Dannyiw3.jpg|thumb|Making Poops is Stressful]]
"Who's deep now?"

-''[[digdug25]] on Deepercutt''

==In brief==
He is a Youtube Pooper, making poops with shows like Sonic X, Super Mario World, Kirby Right Back At Ya, Sonic underground, and Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realm. Deepercutt is also known for his special Sonic X poop Series "The King is Coming" he has made three parts so far, and is working on the fourth part right now.
==History==
{{debut|EB0YjIO1dRo}}


===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** First Poop by this Pooper]

==Style==
story based, episode-like poops, always using recurring jokes
===Preferred Sources===
*[[Cd-i]] 
*other
*other 

===Preferred Methods===

*item1
*item2
*item3
etc

===Dislikes===

*all the people who hate him for having too many subscribers!

*Gamecubehero (sometimes)

*MilkR0und (sometimes)

*sucky poopers

* people who think Deepercutt is emo just because of his username!

==Reception==

===Criticism===

===Achievements===


==Associates==


===In Real Life===


===Online===

*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[superbork]]

===Fans===


* [[ShreddaX]]

* [[crabzman]]

* [[azsxdc3756]]

* [[Vorhias]]

* [[Kawiia17]]

* [[Smohler900]]

* [[staaanky]]

* [[Zatchy]]
-one of my many youtube poop idols!
-crabzman

== Youtube poops ==

Deepercutt had made about 31 youtube poops 1 was removed due to copyright so it is 18 poops now, the name of the poops are. . .

'''Football is for Egg-Heads''' - this was Deepercutt's very first Youtube Poop, it was made with the old version of Windows Movie Maker (which sucks) the program had no special effects only repeating and sentence mixing. the plot was sorta the same as the original episode of Super Mario World - The Yoshi Shuffle. this poop was remade into a better version useing the Windows XP version of WMM.

'''The Kings Coming part 1''' - Deepercutt's second Youtube Poop (the first to use Sonic X and the newer Movie Maker) it was never originally going to have a part 2 but people liked it so much that they wanted it to continue the poop ended up haveing 3 parts and still going, its unknown right now on what part will be the last episode of this poop series.

'''Sonic Underground part 1''' - this is actually Deepercutt's fouth youtube poop his third was the "king is up to something" but due to saveing problems he wasn't able to upload it so he started on a new project which is now known as "Sonic Underground" (he couldn't think of a good name for this poop) this poop is his second most viewed and first most discussed youtube poop, makeing it one of his most popular poops (but not one of his favorites) the plot involve sonic and his siblings on a quest to MAH BOI have revenge sex with their mother during their quest the run into knuckles who HATES THIEVES and ends up getting into a battle with Sonic the Hedgehog. the poop ended up being too long and had to be cut into 2 parts

'''Escape from Area FOUR''' - Deepercutt's fifth Poop this one had a better quality than the earlier Sonic X videos (Deepercutt's second poop useing sonic X)the plot involved sonic trying to break in Area FOUR to save cream and cheese from a bunch of old perverts trying to take pictures under creams dress trying to film child porn, so its up to sonic to save them but he fails horribly

'''Sonic Underground part that is the 2''' - there is nothing much about this one its just part 2 of Sonic Underground read part 1 to understand what part 2 is about.

'''Sonic Can't Play Baseball''' - Deepercutt's seventh poop (the first to use the new sonic intro from the jetex video and use Deepercutts favorite song Rocco - Drop The Base) the plot of this one was eggman wanted to challenge sonic to an epic baseball game which sonic and his friend win due to a broken score board

'''the king is up to something''' this was oringinally Deepercutt's third Youtube poop and was also never ment to be uploaded, it was just a test for his newer poop material like megaman and kingdom hearts. the plot of it was The king of Hyrule has a plan to send his "Stuff" to Gamalon but he needs help. Link is a failure, so he moves to the next best thing: Mario and Luigi. Can they send the "stuff" before Ganon gets it.

'''Toot Toot Youtube Poop''' - this isn't really a Youtube poop its more like a music video but it did contain poop material like Hotel Mario, Zelda CD-I, AoStH, and Megaman the name of the song was "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior" from the game Sonic CD.

'''The King's Coming part 2''' - this poops was requested by all of Deepercutt's fans who wanted T.K.C (The King's Coming) to have a part 2, it was never ment to be continued after part one but people just keep demanding to make a second part to the series, and here it is.

'''That Kirby Can Drive a Dingo Dingy''' - this was the first FULL Kirby Right Back At Ya youtube poop. it was Deepercutt's tenth Youtube poop, in honor if it being his tenth poop he wanted to use a compleatly different cartoon show besides Sonic X or Mario so he went with Kirby.

'''The King's Coming Part 3''' - the third part to T.K.C series and the newest one right now. Deepercutt's working on the 4th part now on Adobe Premiere there is much different in this one it contains the same story as the others

'''Football is for Egg-Heads The Remake''' - the remake of Deepercutt's first youtube poop it was a gift to his fans and suscribers he aslo just felt like remakeing that crappy poop because its his least favorite poop this one was made useing WMM XP version as the original used the ME version

'''The King's Coming Part 1 The Remake''' - this was a remake of the first T.K.C but due to copyright reasons it was removed from youtube,the remake was ment to make more sense with th other two and have better jokes and quality it was one of Deepercutt's top favorite poops
(more info coming soon)

'''The Revenge of Scorpion!''' -this poop,much too his suprise didnt take too long to make.It was the first ever 'Mortal Kombat:Defenders of the realm' poop and fared very well amongst his fans and others.

(Deepercutt is too lazy to finish it now... maybe later)

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
[[Image:Deepercuttol8.png|thumb|what Deepercutt COULD of looked like in the YTP Movie before it was dropped]]

*Deepercutt WAS going to appear in [[Youtube Poop: The Movie]] his character design will be an edcidna with a vest and pants made by Tentor521 before it was droped

Deepercutt will appear in the [[Youtube Poop: The Animated Cartoon]] being made by Tentor521 he is playing as a cartoon version of himself

*Deepercutt is one of the first people to make a Mortal Kombat Youtube Poop

*Deepercutt is the brother of the famous Miami model Maura Solis [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0_IF_c29pQ]

===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/deepercutt Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Deepercutt Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

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Talk:Superbork

2007-10-29T19:41:41Z

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IM BETTER THAN YOU

Lucky Star

2007-10-21T20:27:50Z

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{{media}}
==Description==
[[Image:Lucky Star main characters.png|thumb|300px|right|Just look at those cute "PLS MOLEST ME" eyes.]]
Four loli girls buying sausage, talking about random foods for several hours, and doing [[nothing]] off-screen.

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
*[[Konata Izumi]]
*Kagami Hiiragi
*Tsukasa Hiiragi
*Miyuki Takara

==Usage==
===First Used in a Poop by===

Unknown.

===Often Used by===

*[[Pikawil]]
*[[shinchanatic]]

===Sometimes Used by===


===Disliked by===

*Those who hate anime in their poops.
*[[MetalAcid5]]
*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[Haruhi]]
*[[MarkieV101]] but only if it has English subs in it
[[Category:Youtube Poop Source]]

Haruhi Suzumiya

2007-10-21T20:25:24Z

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{{char}}

[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
*She is the smexiest person on the '''Forum'''. (often confused with [[superbork]])

Facepalm Luigi

2007-10-17T18:17:43Z

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{{char}}

Emo Luigi is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms. This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
[[Image:Emoluigi.JPG|right|thumb|This is how Emo Luigi likes to see himself.]]
== Effect on Personal Life ==

[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]

When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that it's loss was all his fault. On Novermber 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to slit his wrist. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb.

He now believes that he is to blame for everything that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of Jesus, and World War II.

== Suicide Attempts ==

Luigi has attempted to commit suicide on 12 occasions:

* March 1996 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
* May 1996 - Hanging. Failed as he forgot to tie the rope to anything.
* August 1996 - Jumping off a building. Failed due to the fact he landed on his feet.
* December 1996 - Gas. Success, but he was later brought back to life by the magical Bumble Bee.
* March 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope, again.
* November 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to power failure.
* December 1997 - Electrocution. Failed due to power cut.
* Febuary 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
* May 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
* May 1997 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
* May 1997 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
* August 2002 - Drug Overdose. Success. Unfortunately, medics came and revived him.
* March 2004 - Deliberate overdose on bacon. Success. Unfortunately [[Fat Mario]] arrived to suck the fat out of him. Luigi then suffered from mixed emotions of sadness and sensation.
* April 2005 - Tried to drown himself. Failed because he thought it was boring.
* January 2007 - Bowel Obstruction. Failed due to the fact laxatives don't obstruct bowels.
* June 2007 - Laid in the middle of a freeway, expecting to get run over.
* July 2007 - Finally gave up waiting to get run over and jumped off the freeway, unfortunately landing in a passing pillow, marshmallow, and cotton swab truck. He was delivered to [[Wizkid837]]'s house in Alaska.
*October 2007 - Attempted to freeze himself in the cold, October temperatures of Alaska. He then found himself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]].

== Notable things which turned Luigi emo ==

* Astronaut [[Tails]]
* Farms
* [[Mama Luigi]]
* [[YouTube Poop]]
* [[MrSimonAlt]]
* [[Princess Peach]]'s [[Boobs]]
* [[Wizkid837]] (who is rumored to be his cousin)

== Quotes ==

*"IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHTSWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 6)
*"I SWEAR I DIDNT DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies)

[[category:Luigi]]

Ganon

2007-10-17T18:12:34Z

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{{char}}

[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture. It practically [[DIE]]D.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "[[pit]]". Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used kamehameha in Ultimania.
==Skills/Personality==
Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE.

==Legal Issues==
====The Ganon Jr. Case====
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
====Noise Violations====
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.
===Molestation===
Ganon loves to touch [[YOUR FACE]]. Which apparently, got him arrested.

[[Category:CD-i]]

Hotel Mario

2007-10-07T18:51:04Z

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'''Hotel Mario''' is a game for the Phillips CD-i, and is well known for its infamous animations. While not [[Link: Faces of Evil|the worst game of all time]], it's still pretty bad.
{{media}}
{{aids}}
[[image:60 f-1.jpg|thumb|Front Cover]]
[[image:60 b.jpg|thumb|Back Cover]]
[[image:60 cd1.jpg|thumb|Disc Itsef]]
==Description==

One of the main sources of YouTube Poops because of it's terribly animated cutscenes. It features the adventure of [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] and how they look for the princess to make them lots of [[spaghetti]] and [[toast]]. And teach lessons about Pinching Back
===Media Infomation===

[[Cd-i]] game
====Made by====
Philips & Nintendo (*gasp*)

====Country of Origin====
USA (game including the animation) / Netherlands (Philips HQ)
====Dates====
1994

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[You]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===


[http://youtubepoop.com/UNKNOWN UNKNOWN]

>

===Often Used by===
[[PapaGonzales]]

[[MasterGir]]

[[Link123456]]

[[Zatchy]]

>

===Sometimes Used by===

[[Wilytank]]
*[[Ophios]]

===Disliked by===

MANY

==Further information==

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]
[http://66.249.91.104/translate_c?hl=en&u=http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/hotel_mario/index.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3DQueBec%2BGamers%26hl%3Den]



===Official website===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:CD-i]]

Squadallah

2007-10-07T04:52:31Z

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'''Squadilah''' is a word used by [[Gwonam]] in the CD-i, Link: Faces of Evil. The phrase "Squadilah! We are off!" is often used in many poops. Squadilah can be roughly translated to "HOLD ON TO YOUR SOCKS" in Koridian.

Gwonam

2007-10-03T18:10:15Z

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{{char}}

Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.
==General Information==
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
[[image:Gwonambj4jpg.jpg|right|thumb| Gwonam has 3 brothers and no sisters]]

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*[[Cum]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

Dinner

2007-10-01T01:39:00Z

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''For a complete list of things for dinner, see YouTube Poop food category.''

Dinner. This fascinating and rare ritual of consuming various foodstuffs is admired and coveted by many YouTube Poop denizens. Only a select few truely know whats for dinner. The Philosophy of Dinner dates back to 1234 BC.

== People Who Enjoy Eating Dinner ==
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[King Koopa]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop food]]

Dinner

2007-10-01T01:38:37Z

Superbork:

''For a complete list of things for dinner, see YouTube Poop food category.''
Dinner. This fascinating and rare ritual of consuming various foodstuffs is admired and coveted by many YouTube Poop denizens. Only a select few truely know whats for dinner. The Philosophy of Dinner dates back to 1234 BC.

== People Who Enjoy Eating Dinner ==
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[King Koopa]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop food]]

Dinner

2007-10-01T01:35:56Z

Superbork:

''For a complete list of things for dinner, see YouTube Poop food category.''
Dinner. This fascinating and rare ritual of consuming various foodstuffs is admired and coveted by many YouTube Poop denizens. Only a select few truely know whats for dinner. The Philosophy of Dinner dates back to 1234 BC.

== People Who Enjoy Eating Dinner ==
*[[The King]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[King Koopa]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop food]]

Ganon

2007-09-30T18:49:28Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture. It practically [[DIE]]D.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over [[KoriDIE]] and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "[[pit]]". Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.
==Skills/Personality==
Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE.

==Legal Issues==
====The Ganon Jr. Case====
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
====Noise Violations====
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.
===Molestation===
Ganon loves to touch [[YOUR FACE]]. Which apparently, got him arrested.

[[Category:CD-i]]

Die

2007-09-30T18:48:10Z

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[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|DIE]]
"DIE"-ing is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the [[pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushroom]]s, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

{{stub}}

Death

2007-09-30T18:42:51Z

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{{ism}}
''See also: [[DIE]]''

In the Youtube Poop universe, death is not the end of a life cycle. Instead, they are temporarily moved to [[Pit]] to be recycled. The only creature known to have complete control of death is [[Mama Luigi]].

KFC

2007-09-30T18:37:17Z

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A restaurant of the Gods. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favorite food. [[M.Bison]] thinks this is delicous.

Dr. Robotnik

2007-09-29T22:49:34Z

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{{char}}

[[image:Eeeeeevil.jpg|thumb|Robotnik angered.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by too many.
==Career==
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands, became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, and didn't forget to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Plus he had his own set of Microgames. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]].

==Likes and Dislikes==
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Loves [[KFC]] and hates when he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of it.

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. Both he and [[Luffy]] share a biological defect that resulted in their bodies being made of rubber. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb]]
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch".
*There have been talks of a Robotnik run for the presidency of the United States Of America. [[Vorhias]] has been working with him as a campaign manager.
*Robotnik has recently been proven to be so popular, that the regular hangout place of all [[poopers]] has collapsed on itself. The problem has since been rectified.

==Memorable Quotes==
*'''SILENCE!'''
*I hate that hedgehog!
*MAKE ME HAPPY!
*You missrable mess of microchips!
*This is like bending spaghetti!
*Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!
*I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!
*SHOU!
*Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??
*I smack ya ma!
*OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
*NO!
*In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
*Prepare to engage the brothermio system!
*And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!
*My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
*For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
*Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!
*Pingers!
*This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a '''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!'''
*AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE!!!
*I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.
*By standing on that X!
*What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
*If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!
*I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
*Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!
*You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
*'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''
*See you next faaaaall!
*Get out of my life!!
*MOOOREE Toilet paper...
*OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA
*I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!
*Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!
*Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!!
*...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my '''BEAUTIFUL HEAD!'''
*This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!
*Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!
*It's booby-trapped!
*NICE PEOPLE.
*[[Beans]]...
*SnooPING AS usual, i see?
*How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!
*Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.
*Tea?
*Surrender to me.
*SENINGYOP.

Dr. Robotnik

2007-09-29T22:45:06Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

[[image:Eeeeeevil.jpg|thumb|Robotnik angered.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by too many.
==Career==
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands, became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, and didn't forget to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Plus he had his own set of Microgames. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]].

==Likes and Dislikes==
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Loves [[KFC]] and hates when he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of it.

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb]]
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch".
*There have been talks of a Robotnik run for the presidency of the United States Of America. [[Vorhias]] has been working with him as a campaign manager.
*Robotnik has recently been proven to be so popular, that the regular hangout place of all [[poopers]] has collapsed on itself. The problem has since been rectified.

==Memorable Quotes==
*'''SILENCE!'''
*I hate that hedgehog!
*MAKE ME HAPPY!
*You missrable mess of microchips!
*This is like bending spaghetti!
*Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!
*I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!
*SHOU!
*Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??
*I smack ya ma!
*OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
*NO!
*In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
*Prepare to engage the brothermio system!
*And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!
*My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
*For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
*Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!
*Pingers!
*This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a '''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!'''
*AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE!!!
*I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.
*By standing on that X!
*What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
*If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!
*I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
*Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!
*You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
*'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''
*See you next faaaaall!
*Get out of my life!!
*MOOOREE Toilet paper...
*OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA
*I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!
*Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!
*Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!!
*...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my '''BEAUTIFUL HEAD!'''
*This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!
*Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!
*It's booby-trapped!
*NICE PEOPLE.
*[[Beans]]...
*SnooPING AS usual, i see?
*How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!
*Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.
*Tea?
*Surrender to me.
*SENINGYOP.

3 Eyed Blue Luigi

2007-09-17T08:31:04Z

Superbork:

Don't do drugs.

Deepercutt

2007-09-17T08:25:35Z

Superbork:

{{Pooper}}


[[Image:Sonic X 66 English 064 1 0002.JPG|thumb|Deepercutt's UserImage/Avatar in the Youtube Poop Forums, it also appears in Deepercutt's poop series "The King's Coming part 3"]]
[[Image:Dannyiw3.jpg|thumb|Making Poops is Stressful]]
"Who's deep now?"

-''[[digdug25]] on Deepercutt''

==In brief==
He is a Youtube Pooper, making poops with shows like Sonic X, Super Mario World, Kirby Right Back At Ya, Sonic underground, and Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realm. Deepercutt is also known for his special Sonic X poop Series "The King is Coming" he has made three parts so far, and is working on the fourth part right now.
==History==
{{debut|EB0YjIO1dRo}}


===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** First Poop by this Pooper]

==Style==

===Preferred Sources===
*[[Cd-i]] 
*other
*other 

===Preferred Methods===

*item1
*item2
*item3
etc

===Dislikes===


==Reception==

===Criticism===


===Achievements===


==Associates==

Has a crush on [[superbork]].
===In Real Life===


===Online===


===Fans===


* [[ShreddaX]]

* [[crabzman]]

* [[azsxdc3756]]

* [[Vorhias]]

* [[Kawiia17]]

-one of my many youtube poop idols!
-crabzman

== Youtube poops ==

Deepercutt had made about 19 youtube poops 1 was removed due to copyright so it is 18 poops now, the name of the poops are. . .

'''Football is for Egg-Heads''' - this was Deepercutt's very first Youtube Poop, it was made with the old version of Windows Movie Maker (which sucks) the program had no special effects only repeating and sentence mixing. the plot was sorta the same as the original episode of Super Mario World - The Yoshi Shuffle. this poop was remade into a better version useing the Windows XP version of WMM.

'''The Kings Coming part 1''' - Deepercutt's second Youtube Poop (the first to use Sonic X and the newer Movie Maker) it was never originally going to have a part 2 but people liked it so much that they wanted it to continue the poop ended up haveing 3 parts and still going, its unknown right now on what part will be the last episode of this poop series.

'''Sonic Underground part 1''' - this is actually Deepercutt's fouth youtube poop his third was the "king is up to something" but due to saveing problems he wasn't able to upload it so he started on a new project which is now known as "Sonic Underground" (he couldn't think of a good name for this poop) this poop is his second most viewed and first most discussed youtube poop, makeing it one of his most popular poops (but not one of his favorites) the plot involve sonic and his siblings on a quest to MAH BOI have revenge sex with their mother during their quest the run into knuckles who HATES THIEVES and ends up getting into a battle with Sonic the Hedgehog. the poop ended up being too long and had to be cut into 2 parts

'''Escape from Area FOUR''' - Deepercutt's fifth Poop this one had a better quality than the earlier Sonic X videos (Deepercutt's second poop useing sonic X)the plot involved sonic trying to break in Area FOUR to save cream and cheese from a bunch of old perverts trying to take pictures under creams dress trying to film child porn, so its up to sonic to save them but he fails horribly

'''Sonic Underground part that is the 2''' - there is nothing much about this one its just part 2 of Sonic Underground read part 1 to understand what part 2 is about.

'''Sonic Can't Play Baseball''' - Deepercutt's seventh poop (the first to use the new sonic intro from the jetex video and use Deepercutts favorite song Rocco - Drop The Base) the plot of this one was eggman wanted to challenge sonic to an epic baseball game which sonic and his friend win due to a broken score board

'''the king is up to something''' this was oringinally Deepercutt's third Youtube poop and was also never ment to be uploaded, it was just a test for his newer poop material like megaman and kingdom hearts. the plot of it was The king of Hyrule has a plan to send his "Stuff" to Gamalon but he needs help. Link is a failure, so he moves to the next best thing: Mario and Luigi. Can they send the "stuff" before Ganon gets it.

'''Toot Toot Youtube Poop''' - this isn't really a Youtube poop its more like a music video but it did contain poop material like Hotel Mario, Zelda CD-I, AoStH, and Megaman the name of the song was "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior" from the game Sonic CD.

'''The King's Coming part 2''' - this poops was requested by all of Deepercutt's fans who wanted T.K.C (The King's Coming) to have a part 2, it was never ment to be continued after part one but people just keep demanding to make a second part to the series, and here it is.

'''That Kirby Can Drive a Dingo Dingy''' - this was the first FULL Kirby Right Back At Ya youtube poop. it was Deepercutt's tenth Youtube poop, in honor if it being his tenth poop he wanted to use a compleatly different cartoon show besides Sonic X or Mario so he went with Kirby.

'''The King's Coming Part 3''' - the third part to T.K.C series and the newest one right now. Deepercutt's working on the 4th part now on Adobe Premiere there is much different in this one it contains the same story as the others

'''Football is for Egg-Heads The Remake''' - the remake of Deepercutt's first youtube poop it was a gift to his fans and suscribers he aslo just felt like remakeing that crappy poop because its his least favorite poop this one was made useing WMM XP version as the original used the ME version

'''The King's Coming Part 1 The Remake''' - this was a remake of the first T.K.C but due to copyright reasons it was removed from youtube,the remake was ment to make more sense with th other two and have better jokes and quality it was one of Deepercutt's top favorite poops
(more info coming soon)

'''The Revenge of Scorpion!''' -this poop,much too his suprise didnt take too long to make.It was the first ever 'Mortal Kombat:Defenders of the realm' poop and fared very well amongst his fans and others.

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
[[Image:Deepercuttol8.png|thumb|what Deepercutt might look like in the YTP Movie work in progress]]

*Deepercutt is to appear in [[Youtube Poop: The Movie]] his character design will be an edcidna with a vest and pants made by Tentor521

*Deepercutt is one of the first people to make a Mortal Kombat Youtube Poop

*Deepercutt is the brother of the famous Miami model Maura Solis [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0_IF_c29pQ]
===Links===

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/deepercutt Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Deepercutt Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

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Windows Movie Maker

2007-09-15T02:17:59Z

Superbork:

{{Infobox CVG
|title = Windows Movie Maker
|image=[[Image:WMM_boxart.jpg|256px]]
|developer = [[Mama Luigi]]
|publisher = [[Microsoft]]
|designer = Mama Luigi, AIDS
|engine =
|current version = 6
|released = [[November 8]], [[2006]]
|genre = [[Video Editor]]
|modes = [[Crash]] Mode, [[BSoD]]
|ratings = [[Angry Video Game Nerd|AVGN]]: F**kballs (F)
|platforms = [[Windows ME]], [[Winows XP]], [[Windows Vista]]
|media = [[STD]]
|requirements = Immunity to AIDS, A lot of patience, Some clips to poop, Windows XP or Windows Vista
|input = [[Computer keyboard|Keyboard]] and [[Computer mouse|Mouse]]
|preceded by =
|followed by =
}}
[[image:WMM_Boxart.jpg|thumb|right|Windows Movie Maker Retail Boxart]]
A program created by Bill Gates just to fill up space, as an excuse to remove Reversi. There are several websites dedicated to figuring out HOW and WHY it glitches so much, and many people think it is because of using non-Microsoft video formats such as eh vee aye and em [[pee]] [[gee]]. But no one wants to use MPG, right?

All we know is that it is a crucial part of [[super AIDS]]. ADHDYoshi is currently doing research on it. It is what caused [[superbork]] to become contaminated.

[[Image:bsod.jpg|center|thumb|400px|Screenshot of Windows Movie Maker in action]]

Big Poop Theory

2007-09-09T02:37:02Z

Superbork:

== In The Beginning.... ==

There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed.
After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how).

== What happened next?! ==
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.

While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]].

A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda [[CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.

Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as [[Robotnik]] and [[Dr Rabbit]]. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]].

Big Poop Theory

2007-09-09T02:35:52Z

Superbork:

== In The Beginning.... ==

There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed.
After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how).

== What happened next?! ==
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.

While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]].

A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda [[CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.

Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as [[Robotnik]] and [[Dr.Rabbit]]. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]].

King of Hyrule

2007-09-08T01:55:40Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

The '''King of Hyrule''' is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.[[Image:Animation_debut5.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy.]]
[[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|The King stars in his own game that sold so great you never even heard of it. (avaible on playstation-p0rnable)]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
==Likes==
*Dinner
*Link
*Arguing with Zelda
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying [[My Boy]]
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==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]

[[Category:CD-i]]

User:Superbork

2007-09-07T21:52:35Z

Superbork: New page: see superbork.

see [[superbork]].

Gay Luigi

2007-09-07T21:46:55Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

[[Image:Hotel mario intro 004 1 0001.jpg|thumb|Gay Luigi]]

''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Mario.

Gay Luigi accompanies [[Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]]. They are on a quest to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''. Gay Luigi is also one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating "lotsa" spaghetti.

He is also a closet schizophrenic, claiming to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times. He also constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfullness when it comes to illumination. In a certain cutscene, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a koopa for a light, the koopa later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the koopa was later killed by Mario's gigantic fan.
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|Stepstool Luigi]]
Gay Luigi also has a deep hatred of boxes, kicking them until something comes out. He has also been rumored to be Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson.

His favorite activity outside of paling around with Mario would be pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from said kicked boxes.

==Opinion==
[[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|This article is delicious.]][[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|GAY LUIGI?]][[image:GAY LUIGI LIKES.jpg|thumb|GAY LUIGI LIKES]]
gay
[[Category:CD-i]]

Magic Balloon

2007-09-05T04:04:56Z

Superbork:

A sacred falling aid that on contact, fills you with helium for a short period of time. [[Mama Luigi]] had a good experience with a Magic Balloon. It is the larger brother of the [[Bagel]]. The balloon [[Luigi]] landed on was different from other balloons, in the fact it was comprised of [[Anti-Uctions]].
==Poop Appearances==
The Magic Balloon often appears in most Mama Luigi based Poops, but other than that it doesn't appear in any other poopable media.

Big Poop Theory

2007-09-04T01:51:19Z

Superbork:

== In The Beginning.... ==

There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed.
After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how).

== What happened next?! ==
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.

While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]].

A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda [[CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.

Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as Robotnik and Dr.Rabbit. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]].

Shadow the Hedgehog

2007-09-04T01:48:22Z

Superbork:

{{char}}

[[image:ShadowTheHedgehog.jpg|frame|Shadow in all his badass, angsty glory.]]
== WHO THE F*** IS HE? ==
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot kittens when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''NOT'' LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8(

== Reception ==
Shadow is the most hated character of the Sonic series, but at the same time the most hated.
Apparantly he is "ZOMG EM0 CUTTR", whiny bitch, and the reason for Sonic's downfall. A lot of his fans however, are annoying as hell too. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, making this author ashamed to be called a Shadow fan.:(

== Love Life?? ==
Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]. Others say [[No|he's in love with Sonic]]. Rumors have been flying around that he has some sort of relationship with
Knuckles the Echidna. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". Shadow is also raped by a mini version of Knuckles on a regular basis. Whether he enjoys it or not is still up for debate.Knuckles once banged Shadow to impress Rouge (she stated that she thought gay guys were pretty sexy). He did so for 30 minutes, so either he was really that desperate or he enjoyed doing it. Also, in a Poop currently in the making by [[Ruthie312]], Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to Shadow f***", and Shadow replies with "As you wish!" An odd relationship, indeed.

== Trivia ==
* Sonic is better than Shadow - FACT.
* He's cooler than that faggot [[Silver]].
* He's less cooler than [[Robotnik]]
* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT
* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring sexy back.
* His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic.
*He is a faggot.
* The time he will be cool is that he will listen to Metallica.

*He really is an emo due to no happiness and almost monotone voice.

Big Poop Theory

2007-09-04T01:36:39Z

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== In The Beginning.... ==

There exsisted two forces; [[Uctions]] and [[Anti-Uctions]]. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed.
After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how).

== What happened next?! ==
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of [[Hyrule]], and the nearby islands of [[Koridai]] and [[Gamelon]]. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.

While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than [[Luigi]]. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as [[Mama Luigi]].

A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the [[Zelda CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.

Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as Robotnik and Dr.Rabbit. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]].

Ganon

2007-09-03T06:42:57Z

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[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over [[KoriDIE]] and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make his face the greatest in all of KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.
==Skills/Personality==
Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE.
==Legal Issues==
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
===Noise Violations===
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.

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Windows Movie Maker

2007-09-03T06:38:44Z

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{{Infobox CVG
|title = Windows Movie Maker
|image=[[Image:WMM_boxart.jpg|256px]]
|developer = [[Mama Luigi]]
|publisher = [[Microsoft]]
|designer = Mama Luigi, AIDS
|engine =
|current version = 6
|released = [[November 8]], [[2006]]
|genre = [[Video Editor]]
|modes = [[Crash]] Mode, [[BSoD]]
|ratings = [[Angry Video Game Nerd|AVGN]]: F**kballs (F)
|platforms = [[Windows ME]], [[Winows XP]], [[Windows Vista]]
|media = [[STD]]
|requirements = Immunity to AIDS, A lot of patience, Some clips to poop, Windows XP or Windows Vista
|input = [[Computer keyboard|Keyboard]] and [[Computer mouse|Mouse]]
|preceded by =
|followed by =
}}
[[image:WMM_Boxart.jpg|thumb|right|Windows Movie Maker Retail Boxart]]
A program created by Bill Gates just to fill up space, as an excuse to remove Reversi. There are several websites dedicated to figuring out HOW and WHY it glitches so much, and many people think it is because of using non-Microsoft video formats such as eh vee aye and em [[pee]] [[gee]]. But no one wants to use MPG, right?

All we know is that it is a crucial part of [[super AIDS]]. ADHDYoshi is currently doing research on it. It is what caused [[superbork]] so become contaminated.

[[Image:bsod.jpg|center|thumb|400px|Screenshot of Windows Movie Maker in action]]

RetroJape

2007-09-03T04:26:52Z

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Dr. Robotnik

2007-09-01T21:14:27Z

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[[image:Eeeeeevil.jpg|thumb|Robotnik angered.]]
Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many.
==Career==
Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, became Prime Minister, saved the pridelands, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt and forgot not to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]].
==Likes and Dislikes==
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].Loves [[KFC]].

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby.
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

==Gossip==
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter

Dr. Rabbit

2007-09-01T19:21:02Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning! Or else you will DIE.]]

'''Dr. Rabbit''' is a Rabbit Dentist who travels the world in his balloon (and/or Rocket) to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass brushing techniques and Regular dentist shagging. He claims to be the worlds only Rabbit Dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] in the mouths of his child followers. Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa where he joins the locals in song and dance.

From 1996 to 1998, Dr. Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Dr. Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Dr. Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.
==Upcoming Tour==
Dr. Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching Children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Ms. Filkins]].
He is also said to be touring with AC/DC.
==Legal Issues==
[[Carmen]], of Spain, has claimed that she was molested by Dr. Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Dr. Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set.

Wizardheimer

2007-09-01T19:17:14Z

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An eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparrent reason.
He has a bob-omb fetish, and enjoys laughing maniacally and turning people into eggs. Often called an [[eggface]],
He once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the [[retard]]ed [[Goofy]] with a [[seizure]] spell.
He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle.
[[Image:Ghosts-r-us 047 1 0001.jpg|thumb|left|Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs]]

==Names==

*Wisaker
*Wisenheimer
*Wizenwiseguy
*Wisenwhatchamacalit
*Altzheimer
*Whysenwhatever
*Egg Face

==Quotes==
*"Thats Wizardheimer! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEzardheimer!"
*"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house!"
*"Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard"
*"What do you want you prehistoric punk!"
*"Take this, lizard lips!"
*"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!"
*"YOU ARE!"
*"Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!"

== See also: ==
*[[Transvestite Wizards]]

Ganon

2007-09-01T18:56:44Z

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[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over [[KoriDIE]] and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make his face the greatest in all of KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.
==Skills/Personality==
Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is the greatest in KoriDIE.
==Legal Issues==
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
===Noise Violations===
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.

[[Category:CD-i]]