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File:Old mecha zelda.jpg

2009-11-03T23:31:08Z

Super toph: 2

File:Newmechazelda.jpg

2009-11-03T23:30:03Z

Super toph: 1

File:Old mecha zelda.png

2009-11-03T23:18:44Z

Super toph: Old Mecha Zelda.

Old Mecha Zelda.

File:Newmechazelda.png

2009-11-03T23:10:03Z

Super toph: New Mecha Zelda

New Mecha Zelda

Princess Zelda

2009-11-03T02:22:22Z

Super toph: /* Skills */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get Nintendo products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father. She also has the ability to transform into the blood thirsty robot [[Mecha Zelda]]... But thats a whole other story.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
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Princess Zelda

2009-11-03T02:22:01Z

Super toph: /* Skills */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get Nintendo products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father. She also has the ability to transform into the blood thirsty robot [Mecha Zelda]... But thats a whole other story.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
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Princess Zelda

2009-11-03T02:16:56Z

Super toph: /* Skills */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get Nintendo products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father. She also has the ability to transform into the blood thirsty robot "Mecha Zelda"... But thats a whole other story.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
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Princess Zelda

2009-11-03T02:16:15Z

Super toph: /* Skills */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get Nintendo products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.
She also has the ability to transform into the blood thirsty robot "Mecha Zelda"... But thats a whole other story.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
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