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2011-02-01T21:18:27Z

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[[image:Eye.jpg|thumb|right|Not to be confused with eye]]
[[Image:Willis-Batman.jpg|thumb|320px|Tell 'em, hot shot.]]
I is a way of saying [[you]] or [[me]] in a first person type of saying yourself. I is always supposed to be capitalized when used as a proper noun. If you want to be '''I''', you need to say it as your own way or else you will '''[[Die]]'''. It's also a good company to you and me.

=Quotes=
*'''I''' just want to tell you how i am felling
*'''I''' believe '''I''' can fly.
*'''I''' believe '''I''' can touch the sky.
*'''I''' ain't got [[no]] boooooodddyyyyyy!
*'''I''' am [[Wreck-Gar]]! '''I''' DARE to be stupid!
*'''I''' am better than [[you]]!
*'''I'm''' [[Batman]].
*'''I''' just wonder what [[Ganon|Ganon's]] up to.
*'''I'll''' grab my stuff.
*'''I''' guess I better be going.
*'''I''' am going to [[Gamelon]] to aid him.
*'''I'll''' take the Triforce Of Courage to protect me.
*'''I''' wonder what's for [[dinner]]?
*Oh boy! '''I'm''' so hungry '''I''' could eat an [[octorok]].
*Great! '''I''' can't wait to bomb some [[dodongo|dodongoes]].
*'''I''' hope she made lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*The koopalings and '''I''' have taken over the mushroom kingdom.
*'''I''' Dare [[you]] to find her if you can.
*'''I''' will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Billy Mays

2010-09-11T20:48:38Z

Sonic12228:

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[[image:OnTheBall.JPG|thumb|Billy Mays, as he appeared in a rare bomb threat video.]]

[[Image:Demoflip.png|thumb|left|The [[Demoman]], seen here watching one of Billy Mays' commercials.]]
Billy Mays was a TV salesman who promoted various products. While his Poop appearances have been seldom in the past, sightings have been reported more often recently.

Billy Mays was born July 20, 1958, in McKees Rocks, [[Pennsylvania]], and died June 28, 2009 in [[Vice City|Tampa, Florida]].
==About==
On the surface, Billy Mays appeared to be an average TV salesman promoting a detergent product. However, he was a deranged bomber with a particular knack for detonating washing machines, by using a strange, blue orb collectively nicknamed "The Ball". This item was later revealed to be the pinball from Sonic Pinball Party, which was imbued with a cursed power after a Japanese child beat Sonic at his own GBA game.

He was one of the sworn enemies of [[Mama Luigi]], issued by The Colonel to capture Mama Luigi [[Dead or Alive|dead or alive]]. Apparently, he enjoyed toying with Mama Luigi by detonating washing machines rapidly in succession. He was last seen recently promoting a special hamburger cooking thing that allows you to cook five hamburgers at once.

He was also the fourth loudest character in all of Youtube Poop, next to [[George the Volcano]], [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] and [[Tidyup]]. He was ahead of [[Binky The Clown]] and [[Sarah]] though.
[[Image:DefaultCAXA2XJ9.jpg|thumb|right|Billy Mays in a photo with [[Captain Falcon]] ''juuuuust'' right before his [[die|death]] occured.]]
Billy Mays was found dead in his home on Sunday, June 28, 2009. May he rest in peace. May we also use the products Billy Mays sold us with for his honor.

== Quotes ==
*HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH *insert product here*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Now, watch [[300]]!
*Call right now, and I'll TRIPLE THE OFFER and send you six sticks of [[Suicide]] Putty, so you can [[Die|kill]] yourself six times!!!!!!!
*BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
*So kill yourself right now.
*IT HAS THE STRENGTH TO WITHSTAND BILLY MAYS STORM-FORCE SHIT! AMAZING!
*We'll send you the Handy Toilet, so you don't have to shit in your tackle box.
*[[You|You]] have nothing to lose, but everything to gain.
*Zorbeez attracts water like Vince attacks hookers.
*WHY AM I SHOUTING?!?!?!?!? (To think that that's what we all wonder about.)
*Watch your family attack ME!!!
*I give it 47 million thumbs up!!!
*Finally, [[suicide]] you can actually afford!
*You can hang yourself on a shower door!
[[Image:Billy Mays Hammer.gif|frame|right|BILLY MAYS ALWAYS DID LIKE HAMMERING YOUR SHIT!]]
*Call right now, and I'll TRIPLE THE OFFER and send you six sticks of [[suicide]] putty and send you 160 [[Suicide]] Hooks so you can kill yourself and you can hang yourself 166 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*You can kill your hooker mom with your [[Suicide]] Putty!!!
*But you gotta hang yourself on a shower door to get Billy Mays' offer!
*Ordinary burgers taste like SHIT ON A BUN!!!!!
*I know what you're thinking. You love Billy Mays! You love Billy Mays as much as your children! You love Billy Mays MORE THAN LIFE! Whatever your situation, nothing is more important than BILLY MAYS!
*You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!!!
*Why pay lower insurance rates, when you could pay a fortune to Billy Mays! And look! It's like the money was never there.
*[[No]] more squishin' & squashin', or flippin' & floppin'!!!
*Just pee in the closet with confidence!
*We'll send you the world's most powerful weed!
*[[Barack Obama|MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT,]] I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
*Are [[you]] fed up with looking like the most clueless asshole in the world?!
*Try [[Suicide]] Putty!
*No, you bitch, the Billy Mays Switch!
*Fuck you, bitch!
*Uh-oh! That will leave a mark!
*Simply knead to activate, apply, and [[die]].
*And this hammer, is not real!
*YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN CAR!
*IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, BILLY MAYS WILL ATTACK YOUR CAR!!!
*Talk about shock absorbency! I'm gonna run over Anthony Sullivan WITH THIS FULLY LOADED, 80,000 POUND TRACTOR TRAILER!! Hah ha ha hahahahahaha!!!
*That's right! I use Extenze, and now, my cock is so big, that in some states, it's even illegal!
*Simply peel off all your clothing, and shit!
*THIS... IS... Billy Mays here for DC Snowboard Boot! ''[kicks the Persian Messenger down the well]''
*What do you do when you gotta shit in your car?

== Products ==
Billy Mays is obviously known for his products he sells. Simply order, knead to activate, apply and die.
*Oxi Clean
*Kaboom NeverScrub
*Mighty Putty
*Mighty Mendit
*Big City Slider Station
*Zorbeez
*The Big City Toilet
*Handy Toilet
*[[Suicide]] Putty
*[[Suicide]] Hooks
*[[Suicide]] Ladder
*Kaboom Scrub
*[[Magic Drugs|Extenze]]
*Green Away
*Los Hooks de Hercules

== Trivia ==
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*Always yells out "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH..." on every single commercial he's in.
*Likes to shout in his TV commercials.
*Once appeared in a Bomberman game as that guy who drops blue [[Bomb]]s.
*Was supposed to get his own video game called "Oxy-Cleanman," which was cancelled after a washing machine mysteriously exploded inside the "DEVELOPMENT ROOM."
*Was also supposed to have filmed Taco Bell infomercial-style commercials this month, which was canceled after he [[die|died]]. [[I]] [[no]]t joking on that one.
*Often emphasizes to viewers that The Ball can cause combustion with EITHER POWDER, OR LIQUID detergent.
*Is capable of getting a quickie with your mom while you choke on his other inventions, like [[Suicide]] Putty.
*Once fell inside a tub by accident in one of his Oxi-Clean commercials.
*He is also sworn enemies with [[Vince Offer]], the ShamWow guy, as well as [[Sam Pak]], the Appliance Direct guy, but is surprisingly friends with [[Anthony Sullivan]].
*His beard is better than that of Chuck Norris. <font color=white>It's even better than Al Borland's.</font>
**He gets even better!
{{VidCaption|kPh9jO3xu4w|Now you can throw away Kaboom and scrub your toilet again!}}
*Has moved on from cleaning products, and is now seen with cooking products, now with 25% more cleaning subliminal messages.
*He was the Door to Door Salesman in [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee's Playhouse.]]
*Someone once threw a hammer at his head during the filming of a commercial. The commercial was never aired.
*Once had questions for [[Barack Obama]] and he even advertised in front of him.
*Has dissed [[Vince Offer]] badly by saying that ''"Sham-Wow"'' ripped off his ''"Zorbeez"'', which was on the market two years ago, as well as Vince's ''"Slap Chop"'' ripped off his ''"Quick Chop"''. He also called his Slap Chop the Crap Chop, denied Vince's apology that Billy got on the Internet, said that he broke the special code, and rapped that "he ain't the Beastie Boys or Run-DMC, he's Billy Mays and he's going to knock you down to your knees".
*Was rumored to be a [[Magic Drugs|cocaine]] addict before his [[Die|death.]]
*BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH [[YOU]]R MOM EVEN AFTER DEATH!!

==Death==
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|Yoshi gives Billy Mays' products and other stuff of his a perfect 10 out of 10.]]
[[Image:VinceNote.jpg|thumb|[[Death Note|EXACTLY AS PLANNED]].]]
Billy Mays was pronounced dead in the [[MORNIN'|morning]] of June 28, 2009. in [[Vice City|Tampa, Florida]]. The cause of death has not yet been found, although some reports indicate that he was found with [[Suicide]] Putty. Again this may be due to [[Pickle Surprise]]. [[Money|Capitalists]] throughout the Youtube Poop World mourned the loss of this symbol of modern capitalism (I remember now. TELEVISION!), and [[Anthony Sullivan]] actually broke-down into tears. [[Vince Offer]] was suspiciously nowhere to be found, but it is assumed that he is happy about this.

President [[Robotnik]] also declared this day a holiday to be dedicated to him and have a memorial to him where anyone can have any of Billy Mays' products be available for stores.

[[Image:Billy Mays YT Comments.png|frame|right|Billy Mays was also funny not only in real life, but also on [[Youtube]].]]
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[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Dead]]
[[Category:Real People]]
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
[[Category:Business People]]
[[Category:Spokespeople]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]

Sony Vegas

2010-08-25T00:03:06Z

Sonic12228:

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'''Sony Vegas''' is a very popular program used to make [[YouTube Poop]] videos. It is used [[AmiralMachin|by]] [[Temeku|an]] [[SkyGuy16|enormous]] [[McMaNGOS|array]] [[CommanderGwonam|of]] [[AbsoluteBillion|poopers]]; so many in fact that a list of community members who do ''not'' use this is smaller (usually, these people are [[WMM]] masters or [[Adobe Premiere]] users). Was originally made by Sonic Foundry under the names VideoFactory and Screenblast until Sony bought them.

==Advantages==
===Over Windows Movie Maker===
* Simple reverse effect, in WMM a reverse effect is possible but it requires timing in cutting the clips small enough and rearrange the clips. The end result comes out jerky and unpolished.
* More visual customization (lots of visual effects suitable for [[tech]]ing. Movie Maker can have these but it requires plugins.)
* Able to have other methods of [[Ear Rape]]
* Audio effects including the pitch shift, popular for [[YTPMV]]s (Pitch shift only exists in WMM XP and even then it can only be done by speeding up or slowing down a clip with it.)
* More reliable in that the program does not crash as often as WMM. Vegas rarely crashes unless either it is an intense video such as the [[MycroProcessor]]/[[molhal|GameBop]] variety of visual and audio art, an audio effect or a dodgy clip.
*Generated media
*Lady parts

===Over Adobe Premiere===
* Doesn't lock up or crash as much (unless you're creating a "mind screw" video).
* Can be run on less powerful computers

==Criticism==
Sony Vegas is not without its flaws. Since most people use it, other poopers believe that a lot of poops end up coming out as "the same", with poops becoming less creative compared to the earlier eras where Vegas was not often used. This claim has been challenged in recent times; various poopers have claimed that a poop's style is not created by the software used, but by the pooper himself/herself. Some other, less opinionated flaws are listed below.

===Disadvantages===
*The mp3 plugin can't be activated in Vegas 5
*Some poopers have reported disappearing sound/visuals when using certain file types (particularly AVI)

=Nice things=
*Importing an MP4 into Sony Vegas can result in a very nice effect. This is just having fun with a glitch.
*[[G Major]] can be done by simply duplicating a subclip into say 4 copies and changing the pitch of each subclip exponentially.
*The ability to bypass motion blur. Ever annoyed by how you can't actually see something moving smoothly in your final video?
Where you see the track number on the timeline, over to the right you will see a button that says "Bypass motion blur". This will make each individual fame of the video seen and recognizable. This is only recommended for a source that is in good quality and was just made. If this doesn't work just right click on your clip in the timeline and press properties. By default it will be set to "smart resample" but that's fucking gay. What you wanna do is set it to "disable resample".

With bypass motion blur it will not matter if your source is 12fps and and your project is 30fps. It will be fine and inbetween movements won't be hindered. who the shit came up with motion blur anyway? It's only cool within dramatic events so forcing it on every project is lame. Bad Sony, Bad.
*Veg replace! This allows you to throw any source in place of any source that is missing. It doesn't have to be the same file and it will work. It ain't rocket science. Just move your source to another folder and Vegas will go bonkers like Micheal Jackson wondering where his nose went. Replace boy! Replace!

==Where to Find==
Sony Vegas can be obtained legally through websites like eBay or Amazon, or possibly at various software retailers.

There is also the option of [[Illegal|downloading]] them, but, uh... that's technically piracy. (though that doesn't stop YouChew's media library from having plenty of free downloads for it...)

==Sony Vegas Users==
A '''large''' number of poopers use Sony Vegas. But, hey, here's a selection:
*[[Temeku]]
*[[Gay luigi]]
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
*[[TheHappyFungus]]
*[[Imaperson]]
*[[Spongebob Squarepants]]
*[[YTPnews1/MustangSally72]]
*[[Furnessly]]
*[[BillyMorshu]]
*[[quax94]]
*[[RideTheCatfish]]
*[[captpan6]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
*[[SkyGuy16]]
*[[MycroProcessor]]
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
*[[Dopply]]
*[[DualScreen77]]
*[[CommanderGwonam]]
*[[nategorga]]
*[[VanillaSkittles9]]
*[[spaghetti]]
*[[rakninja]]
*[[SonicNerd23]]
*[[GottyKoby]]

Actually, let's stop while we're young.

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2010-08-24T23:56:01Z

Sonic12228: Sony vegas making a youtube video

Sony vegas making a youtube video