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Gwonam

2009-01-27T21:05:45Z

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
[[Category:CD-i]]
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
[[Category:Gay Characters]]

Gwonam

2009-01-27T21:04:58Z

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
[[Category:CD-i]]
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
[[Category:Gay Characters]]

Die

2008-03-23T02:01:20Z

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[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy DIE!s]]
[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!]]
Die is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the [[pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushroom]]s, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

==People who have tried to DIE==
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article''
*[[You]] - ''YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal''
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*[[Gaara]] - ''Emo''
*[[Yoshi]] - ''Tried to kill himself after being raped so many times by EVERYBODY''
*[[Cheatsy]] - ''Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Sasuke]] - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of [[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
*[[Geese Howard]] ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''

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==People who have DIEd==
*[[Ganon]] - Sent various times into the pit
*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
*[[Sora]] - He first crashed into Koridai then was killed by Broly
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
*[[Dio-chan]]
*[[Hinata]] - Bison´s Arse attack
*[[Neji]]
*[[Broly]]
*Aeris
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - He's died about 5000 times. During his many short lifetimes, Shadow has tried to kill himself numerous times due to the fact that he is an emo. Recently, he was finally killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently.
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]]
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit
*[[Dodongo Dong]] - Read article
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
*[[King Harkinian]] - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]] - though he came back to life.
*[[Master Asia]] - killed by [[Domon Kasshu]]
*[[Wiul]] - Killed by Da'ithi Simnas
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Hektad]] - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her sword. Zelda thinks it is GOOD that Hektad is dead.
*[[Wiul#Those Defeated by the Undefeated Archfiend|Everyone on this list not marked with a *]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
*[[Tourettes Guy]] :(
*[[Miyuki-Chan]]
*[[Vegeta]] - Died twice

Kiss

2008-03-14T16:48:32Z

Sega3dmm: New page: A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. It is written, Link is the best kisser in CD-i Land, but suprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in Japan.

A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. It is written, [[Link]] is the best kisser in CD-i Land, but suprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in Japan.

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

2008-03-08T21:44:32Z

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Yes

2008-03-08T21:41:05Z

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== YES ==
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==YESH!==
WHY ISN'T THIS AS POPULAR AS THE NO PAGE?

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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Dr. Rabbit

2008-03-08T15:45:03Z

Sega3dmm: /* Death */

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

[[Colgate]] wants him executed.

====Presidential run====
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

[[Dorami]] says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!

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2008-02-22T03:56:59Z

Sega3dmm: You know him? That's okay.

You know him? That's okay.

Dr. Rabbit

2008-02-22T03:44:16Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

===Poop Life===
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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====Tours====
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

====Legal issues====
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

====Presidential run====
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On January 6, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!

File:DORAMI.jpg

2008-02-22T03:37:24Z

Sega3dmm: She looks gayer than Doraemon! Maybe.

She looks gayer than Doraemon! Maybe.

File:Nobita.jpg

2008-02-22T03:12:53Z

Sega3dmm: This is Nobita, the self=proclaimed Koridian symbol of freedom.

This is Nobita, the self=proclaimed Koridian symbol of freedom.

Link

2008-02-22T03:08:10Z

Sega3dmm:

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[[Image:linkspin.GIF|thumb|Link, the hero of Your Face!]]
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
==General Information==
[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]]
Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Cultural Heritage: Denmark

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Skills==
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]

==Gay Link==
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]].
[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]]

==Racist Link==
[[Dr. Rabbit]] says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.

==Fight with the King==
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{vid|F9SmC3jsMvk}}

==Likes==
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Nobita]]
*[[Impa]]
*Xbox 360
*CD-i
*[[Gwonam]]
*[[Dorami]]
==Dislikes==
*[[Doraemon]]
*The Delilah Show
*[[Ronald McDonald]]
==Trivia==
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]]
*Link is part Saiyan.
*Link used to be fat, but he went on [[The Biggest Loser]] and lost all the weight.
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".

==Memorable Quotes==
*I won!
*Geee! It sure is boring around here!
*Great! (several times)
*What are all those Heads?
*How about a kiss for luck?
*I guess i better get going!
*GET OVER HERE!
*Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
*What the f*** is all that s***?!
*MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*I'll get my stuff!
*[[Excuse me, Princess!]]
*oh BOI!
*I can't wait to bomb the king!
*Stuff!
[[Category:CD-i]]

Link

2008-02-22T02:59:08Z

Sega3dmm: /* Gay Link */

{{char}}

[[Image:linkspin.GIF|thumb|Link, the hero of Your Face!]]
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
==General Information==
[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]]
Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Cultural Heritage: Denmark

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Skills==
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]

==Gay Link==
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]].
[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]]

==Fight with the King==
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{vid|F9SmC3jsMvk}}

==Likes==

==Dislikes==

==Trivia==
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]]
*Link is part Saiyan.
*Link used to be fat, but he went on [[The Biggest Loser]] and lost all the weight.
*Link hates [[Ronald McDonald]].

==Memorable Quotes==
*I won!
*Geee! It sure is boring around here!
*Great! (several times)
*What are all those Heads?
*How about a kiss for luck?
*I guess i better get going!
*GET OVER HERE!
*Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
*What the f*** is all that s***?!
*MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*I'll get my stuff!
*[[Excuse me, Princess!]]
*oh BOI!
*I can't wait to bomb the king!
*Stuff!
[[Category:CD-i]]

Gwonam

2008-02-04T03:59:17Z

Sega3dmm: /* Early life */

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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, Horny, Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a [[The Map|map]], a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word [[Squadala]].

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
[[image:Gwonambj4jpg.jpg|right|thumb| Gwonam has 3 brothers and no sisters]]

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].

[[Category:CD-i]]

Gwonam

2008-02-04T03:58:56Z

Sega3dmm:

{{char}}

Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, Horny, Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a [[The Map|map]], a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word [[Squdala]].
===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
[[image:Gwonambj4jpg.jpg|right|thumb| Gwonam has 3 brothers and no sisters]]

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].

[[Category:CD-i]]

Sega3dmm

2008-02-04T03:43:34Z

Sega3dmm:

{{unlisted}}
Hello. My name is Connor, but please call me sega3dmm or MBpictures. My Youtube Poop will be uploaded on my alternate Youtube account called 'sahguhTDNM' and sometimes a re-issue of a poop (made by me) will be uploaded on other video site e.g. DailyMotion.

Remember, my name isn't Sega3dmm (without the exception of the title of this page) or sega3Dmm. It's just the lowercased sega3dmm.

==What I Use==
I'm using Windows Movie Maker 2.1, currently. It's starting to piss me off now so I'm going to download a full, pre-paid version of Sony Vegas Pro 8 soon. I've also made a poop with a trial version of Sony Vegas Movie Studio 8, however, it expired.

==What I Think of YouTube Poop==
I think Youtube Poop is a mysterious art form of entertainment that uses clips with icons we all know (e.g. Mario and Sonic) and outcomes that some of us didn't know (e.g. Mario/Zelda CD-i; the last episode of Super Mario World television series, which is surprisingly about the birth of Mama Luigi), and the clips are messed around with to make it more mysterious yet entertaining. The core meaning of Youtube Poop is probably about the fun of creating it. Youtube Poop can also be used as a hypnosis technique.

==Preferred Sources==
* Hotel Mario CD-i game
* Link: The Faces of Evil CD-i game
* Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon CD-i game
* I highly recommend the cutscenes and in-game animations from the first 3 preferred sources I listed.
* Super Mario World animated TV series episodes (I highly recommend Cave Christmas, King Scoopa Koopa, The Yoshi Shuffle, Ghosts 'R Us, A Little Learning, and the unforgettable Mama Luigi)
*ChadWarden's 'Why the PS3 is better than the Wii/360' video
*Chris Crocker's 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE' video
*Dr. Rabbit's World Tour
*Doraemon (someone from Japan that is popular worldwide except for US and Canada)
*Dead or Alive's song "You Spin Me Right 'Round (Like a Record)"
*Volvic adverts featuring George Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan
*Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
*300
*The O'Reilly Factor
*Hamtaro (english version, which sounds akward)
*Daft Punk music should be used once in a while
*The classic Angry German Kid video
*A Japanese song called "Running in the 2090s"
*The Simpsons

==Sources I Don't Recommend==
*Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' 80s' music video (a.k.a. Rickroll)
*Tourettes Guy (he was pretty funny, but he doesn't seem funny in Youtube Poops)
*Family Guy (because it's Family Gay)
*Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour trilogy
*Kappa Mikey (what a lame show)
*If you're going to Shoop Da Whoop something, please don't use 9/11 or else I will kill you! I mean it!
*Don't even use 9/11 in your poops!
*The Legend of Zelda animated TV series by DiC

==First Poops Made==
My first poop was called ''Mario Knows How a Fire Sumo Fells'' and I uploaded it on YouTube in February 2007. Currently, it's not on the internet, but I'm planning for a 1-year anniversary re-issue. The second poop was called ''Glad That the CD-i System Was Banished'' and was uploaded a few weeks after my 1st poop. Like MKHAFSF, it's currently off the internet, but getting a re-issue sometime. My third poop was oddly different and [[Link|borrrrring]] and it was called ''Cale Goes to Dinosaur World'' and it used clips from a very unsuccessful movie called ''Titan A.E.''. It also is in the state as the first 2 poops but I don't want to re-issue it because I am ashamed of that work.

Back to my first poop, it was re-pooped unofficially by one of my good friends, Austin (a.k.a. logoboy95) who uploaded it on Yahoo Video. Well, I think he did that because he liked my first poop so much he decided to re-create it. Besides, he has autism, so that draws it all out.

YouChew Poop

2008-02-04T03:31:23Z

Sega3dmm: New page: '''YouChew Poop''' is the largest YouTube Poop community on the internet.

'''YouChew Poop''' is the largest [[YouTube Poop]] community on the internet.

Dr. Rabbit

2008-02-04T03:26:34Z

Sega3dmm:

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
===Early Life===
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Chadwa, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nNwSmstpY black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].

==Poop Life==
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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===Tours===
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

===Legal issues===
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

===Presidential run===
{{vid|ptzuVifuuCo}}
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by [[Mama Luigi]], or so they say.

On January 6, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
*I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!

Sega3dmm

2008-02-02T13:46:16Z

Sega3dmm:

Sega3dmm

2008-02-02T13:43:53Z

Sega3dmm: New page: Hello. My name is Connor, but please call me sega3dmm or MBpictures. My Youtube Poop will be uploaded on my alternate Youtube account called 'sahguhTDNM' and sometimes a re-issue of a poop...

Hello. My name is Connor, but please call me sega3dmm or MBpictures. My Youtube Poop will be uploaded on my alternate Youtube account called 'sahguhTDNM' and sometimes a re-issue of a poop (made by me) will be uploaded on other video site e.g. DailyMotion.

Remember, my name isn't Sega3dmm (without the exception of the title of this page) or sega3Dmm. It's just the lowercased sega3dmm.

==What I Use==
I'm using Windows Movie Maker 2.1, currently. It's starting to piss me off now so I'm going to download a full, pre-paid version of Sony Vegas Pro 8 soon. I've also made a poop with a trial version of Sony Vegas Movie Studio 8, however, it expired.

==What I Think of YouTube Poop==
I think Youtube Poop is a mysterious art form of entertainment that uses clips with icons we all know (e.g. Mario and Sonic) and outcomes that some of us didn't know (e.g. Mario/Zelda CD-i; the last episode of Super Mario World television series, which is surprisingly about the birth of Mama Luigi), and the clips are messed around with to make it more mysterious yet entertaining. The core meaning of Youtube Poop is probably about the fun of creating it. Youtube Poop can also be used as a hypnosis technique.

==Preferred Sources==
* Hotel Mario CD-i game
* Link: The Faces of Evil CD-i game
* Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon CD-i game
* I highly recommend the cutscenes and in-game animations from the first 3 preferred sources I listed.
* Super Mario World animated TV series episodes (I highly recommend Cave Christmas, King Scoopa Koopa, The Yoshi Shuffle, Ghosts 'R Us, A Little Learning, and the unforgettable Mama Luigi)
*ChadWarden's 'Why the PS3 is better than the Wii/360' video
*Chris Crocker's 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE' video
*Dr. Rabbit's World Tour
*Doraemon (someone from Japan that is popular worldwide except for US and Canada)
*Dead or Alive's song "You Spin Me Right 'Round (Like a Record)"
*Volvic adverts featuring George Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan
*Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
*300
*The O'Reilly Factor
*Hamtaro (english version, which sounds akward)
*Daft Punk music should be used once in a while
*The classic Angry German Kid video
*A Japanese song called "Running in the 2090s"
*The Simpsons

==Sources I Don't Recommend==
*Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' 80s' music video (a.k.a. Rickroll)
*Tourettes Guy (he was pretty funny, but he doesn't seem funny in Youtube Poops)
*Family Guy (because it's Family Gay)
*Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour trilogy
*Kappa Mikey (what a lame show)
*If you're going to Shoop Da Whoop something, please don't use 9/11 or else I will kill you! I mean it!
*Don't even use 9/11 in your poops!
*The Legend of Zelda animated TV series by DiC