https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Scipio+163Chewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]2026-04-03T22:13:11ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Fat_Mario&diff=79086Fat Mario2010-04-16T14:03:34Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Mario<br />
|image=Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg<br />
|shows=Hotel Mario<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age= ??<br />
|occupation=Plumber, Fatass<br />
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
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[[Image:Irradiatedmario.png|thumb|right|150px|Fat Mario, affected by radiation poisoning following an accident on-set.]]<br />
[[Image:Good.jpg|thumb|right|200px| Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to appear.]]<br />
The form of [[Mario]] seen in [[Hotel Mario]], along with [[Gay Luigi]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]].<br />
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error.<br />
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.<br />
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]<br />
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.<br />
*Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat.<br />
*Had five heart attacks in one minute.<br />
*Has the ability to absorb fat from other people.<br />
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.<br />
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat).<br />
*Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing [[suicide]] once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.<br />
*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.<br />
*Fat Mario has no neck.<br />
*The only thing Fat Mario fears is liposuction.<br />
*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.<br />
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.<br />
*Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]].<br />
*He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!!<br />
{{vid|O36f1p8QSaw}}<br />
*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end.<br />
*Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.<br />
*He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight.<br />
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.<br />
*He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows.<br />
*He also was once involved in [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil]].<br />
*Fat Mario has the power of Ultimate Denial. No matter what you ask or say to him, he instantly denies it with his infamous "NO". The only people who can counter this power are M. Bison, Captain Falcon, and a certain rabbit, all of which have the power of "YES!!!". However, this might not necessairly work, as this might fail with Fat Mario making almost all of them say "NO" on accident (Besides, this certain rabbit can also do "NO"'s and "YES"').<br />
*His favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster.<br />
*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle.<br />
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying.<br />
*He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]].<br />
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough.<br />
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium.<br />
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first.<br />
*Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live. NOW!!!<br />
*He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario".<br />
* May or may not be the father of [[The dancing fat kid]]<br />
<br />
==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO NO]]<br />
*"[[NO]]?"<br />
*"Gay, Luigi?"<br />
*"Luigi, look!"<br />
*"Up there!"<br />
*"Look!"<br />
*"Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!"<br />
*"Where'd she go?"<br />
*"It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!"<br />
*"Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"<br />
*"If you need instr[[uctions]] on how to get through the [[Hotel Mario|hotels]]..."<br />
*"Check out the [[enclosed instruction book]]."<br />
*"Where there's smoke..."<br />
*"They pinch back."<br />
*"Get ready to catch her!"<br />
*"Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!"<br />
*"That wasn't so hard, was it?"<br />
*"It's been one of those days."<br />
*"Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?"<br />
*"Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."<br />
*"Get the [[traps|hint]]?"<br />
*"[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]]."<br />
*"*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah."<br />
*"'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!"<br />
*"'Ya know what they say, all toasters toast toast."<br />
*"[[Luigi|My fellow portly companion]], gaze yonder!"<br />
*"If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!"<br />
*"A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that [[Bowser|Lizard King]] from [[fuck|playin' wit' the doors!]]"<br />
[[Image:Juggalo.jpg|thumb|right|Fat Mario's strange wife. [[No]]tice how she's a [[Insane Clown Posse|Juggalo.]]]]<br />
*"That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation."<br />
*"Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed."<br />
*"Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse."<br />
*"Gaze to the Heavens!"<br />
*"Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!"<br />
*"If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!"<br />
*"Holy [[fuck]], I'm going to [[cum]]!"<br />
*"[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]])<br />
*"This is it [[Croco]]!"<br />
*Where there's smoke, there's bombs, where there's bombs, there's WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
*"[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"<br />
*"No you [[fuck|fuckin']] [[gay]] piece of [[shit]] [[cock]] sucker!"<br />
*"[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]]! [[You]] dumb [[fuck]]! Catch her!<br />
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[[Category:Europeans]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Morshu&diff=79083Morshu2010-04-16T13:56:30Z<p>Scipio 163: /* See Also */</p>
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<div>{{char}}{{CharBox<br />
|name=Morshu von Hundinberg<br />
|image=Goronu4.jpg<br />
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]<br />
<br />
The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.<br />
<br />
His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.<br />
<br />
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. <br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: Germany<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]<br />
<br />
Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age. <br />
<br />
In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. <br />
<br />
Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. <br />
<br />
With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.<br />
<br />
By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.<br />
<br />
Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .<br />
<br />
Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.<br />
<br />
Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.<br />
<br />
Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkcfgMUlyGg], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCsSpEbuAc], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoBGtF2UCo].<br />
{{vid|avL4_WiIS9U}}<br />
<br />
===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===<br />
<br />
An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.<br />
<br />
===Usage===<br />
<br />
Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.<br />
<br />
==Notable Poops==<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. <br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.<br />
<br />
==Also Known As==<br />
[[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|thumb|right|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]<br />
* The Shopkeep<br />
* The Shopkeeper<br />
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.<br />
* Malfunctioning Bubba<br />
* Fat Guy<br />
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)<br />
<br />
{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]<br />
* [[Goronu]]<br />
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]<br />
* [[The dancing fat kid]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.<br />
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.<br />
* His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.<br />
* He has his own show and his own movie.<br />
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.<br />
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".<br />
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes<br />
*May, or may not be related to [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao | the dancing fat kid ]]<br />
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}<br />
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]<br />
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want it?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Boobs|Boobies]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Richard|RICHARD!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lick my [[cunt]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want my [[cum]]? Piss Off!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]]'re a little bastard!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[I]] give discounts, as long as [[you]] have D-cup [[boobs|tits]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Get off that [[Magic Drugs|magic carpet]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Fuck]] off, [[you]] little [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] are my friend.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Me too, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so [[fuck]] off!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Link, you're a little piece of poop.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry, Link. You're a little cumcracker.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Give up, [[The King|sir!]] [[You]] can't beat my MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|I'm yours, my friend as long as you have a long penis.}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}}<br />
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[[Category:Dicks]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Morshu&diff=79082Morshu2010-04-16T13:55:41Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>{{char}}{{CharBox<br />
|name=Morshu von Hundinberg<br />
|image=Goronu4.jpg<br />
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]<br />
<br />
The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.<br />
<br />
His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.<br />
<br />
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. <br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: Germany<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]<br />
<br />
Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age. <br />
<br />
In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. <br />
<br />
Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. <br />
<br />
With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.<br />
<br />
By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.<br />
<br />
Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .<br />
<br />
Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.<br />
<br />
Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.<br />
<br />
Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkcfgMUlyGg], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCsSpEbuAc], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoBGtF2UCo].<br />
{{vid|avL4_WiIS9U}}<br />
<br />
===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===<br />
<br />
An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.<br />
<br />
===Usage===<br />
<br />
Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.<br />
<br />
==Notable Poops==<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. <br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.<br />
<br />
==Also Known As==<br />
[[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|thumb|right|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]<br />
* The Shopkeep<br />
* The Shopkeeper<br />
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.<br />
* Malfunctioning Bubba<br />
* Fat Guy<br />
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)<br />
<br />
{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]<br />
* [[Goronu]]<br />
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.<br />
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.<br />
* His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.<br />
* He has his own show and his own movie.<br />
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.<br />
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".<br />
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes<br />
*May, or may not be related to [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao | the dancing fat kid ]]<br />
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}<br />
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]<br />
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want it?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Boobs|Boobies]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Richard|RICHARD!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lick my [[cunt]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want my [[cum]]? Piss Off!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]]'re a little bastard!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[I]] give discounts, as long as [[you]] have D-cup [[boobs|tits]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Get off that [[Magic Drugs|magic carpet]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Fuck]] off, [[you]] little [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] are my friend.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Me too, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so [[fuck]] off!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Link, you're a little piece of poop.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry, Link. You're a little cumcracker.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Give up, [[The King|sir!]] [[You]] can't beat my MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|I'm yours, my friend as long as you have a long penis.}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}}<br />
[[Category:CD-i]]<br />
[[Category:Business People]]<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Fat Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Morshu&diff=79081Morshu2010-04-16T13:55:16Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]<br />
<br />
The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.<br />
<br />
His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.<br />
<br />
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. <br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: Germany<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]<br />
<br />
Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age. <br />
<br />
In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. <br />
<br />
Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. <br />
<br />
With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.<br />
<br />
By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.<br />
<br />
Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .<br />
<br />
Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.<br />
<br />
Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.<br />
<br />
Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkcfgMUlyGg], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCsSpEbuAc], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoBGtF2UCo].<br />
{{vid|avL4_WiIS9U}}<br />
<br />
===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===<br />
<br />
An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.<br />
<br />
===Usage===<br />
<br />
Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.<br />
<br />
==Notable Poops==<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. <br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.<br />
<br />
==Also Known As==<br />
[[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|thumb|right|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]<br />
* The Shopkeep<br />
* The Shopkeeper<br />
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.<br />
* Malfunctioning Bubba<br />
* Fat Guy<br />
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)<br />
<br />
{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]<br />
* [[Goronu]]<br />
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.<br />
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.<br />
* His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.<br />
* He has his own show and his own movie.<br />
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.<br />
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".<br />
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes<br />
*May, or may not be related to [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao the dancing fat kid ]]<br />
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}<br />
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]<br />
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want it?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Boobs|Boobies]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Richard|RICHARD!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lick my [[cunt]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want my [[cum]]? Piss Off!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]]'re a little bastard!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[I]] give discounts, as long as [[you]] have D-cup [[boobs|tits]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Get off that [[Magic Drugs|magic carpet]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Fuck]] off, [[you]] little [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] are my friend.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Me too, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so [[fuck]] off!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Link, you're a little piece of poop.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry, Link. You're a little cumcracker.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Give up, [[The King|sir!]] [[You]] can't beat my MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|I'm yours, my friend as long as you have a long penis.}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}}<br />
[[Category:CD-i]]<br />
[[Category:Business People]]<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Fat Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Morshu&diff=79062Morshu2010-04-16T03:24:23Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Notable Poops */</p>
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|name=Morshu von Hundinberg<br />
|image=Goronu4.jpg<br />
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]<br />
<br />
The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.<br />
<br />
His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.<br />
<br />
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. <br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: Germany<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]<br />
<br />
Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age. <br />
<br />
In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. <br />
<br />
Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. <br />
<br />
With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.<br />
<br />
By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.<br />
<br />
Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .<br />
<br />
Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.<br />
<br />
Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.<br />
<br />
Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao].<br />
{{vid|avL4_WiIS9U}}<br />
<br />
===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===<br />
<br />
An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.<br />
<br />
===Usage===<br />
<br />
Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.<br />
<br />
==Notable Poops==<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. <br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.<br />
<br />
==Also Known As==<br />
[[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|thumb|right|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]<br />
* The Shopkeep<br />
* The Shopkeeper<br />
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.<br />
* Malfunctioning Bubba<br />
* Fat Guy<br />
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)<br />
<br />
{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]<br />
* [[Goronu]]<br />
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.<br />
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.<br />
* His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.<br />
* He has his own show and his own movie.<br />
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.<br />
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".<br />
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes<br />
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}<br />
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]<br />
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want it?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Boobs|Boobies]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Richard|RICHARD!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lick my [[cunt]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want my [[cum]]? Piss Off!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]]'re a little bastard!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[I]] give discounts, as long as [[you]] have D-cup [[boobs|tits]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Get off that [[Magic Drugs|magic carpet]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Fuck]] off, [[you]] little [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] are my friend.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Me too, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so [[fuck]] off!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Link, you're a little piece of poop.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry, Link. You're a little cumcracker.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Give up, [[The King|sir!]] [[You]] can't beat my MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|I'm yours, my friend as long as you have a long penis.}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}}<br />
[[Category:CD-i]]<br />
[[Category:Business People]]<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Fat Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Morshu&diff=79061Morshu2010-04-16T03:23:51Z<p>Scipio 163: /* History */</p>
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|image=Goronu4.jpg<br />
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|sex=Male<br />
|age=61<br />
|occupation=Shopkeep, Small Business Owner, Restaurant Manager<br />
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]<br />
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The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.<br />
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His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.<br />
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He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. <br />
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Cultural Heritage: Germany<br />
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==History==<br />
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]<br />
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Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age. <br />
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In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. <br />
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Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. <br />
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With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.<br />
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Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.<br />
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By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.<br />
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Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .<br />
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Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.<br />
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Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.<br />
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Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao].<br />
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===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===<br />
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An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.<br />
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===Usage===<br />
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Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.<br />
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==Notable Poops==<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.<br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. <br />
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.<br />
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==Also Known As==<br />
[[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|thumb|right|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]<br />
* The Shopkeep<br />
* The Shopkeeper<br />
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.<br />
* Malfunctioning Bubba<br />
* Fat Guy<br />
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)<br />
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{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]<br />
* [[Goronu]]<br />
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.<br />
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.<br />
* His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.<br />
* He has his own show and his own movie.<br />
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.<br />
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".<br />
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes<br />
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}<br />
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]<br />
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want it?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Boobs|Boobies]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Richard|RICHARD!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Lick my [[cunt]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] want my [[cum]]? Piss Off!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]]'re a little bastard!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[I]] give discounts, as long as [[you]] have D-cup [[boobs|tits]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Get off that [[Magic Drugs|magic carpet]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[Fuck]] off, [[you]] little [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|[[You]] are my friend.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Me too, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so [[fuck]] off!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Link, you're a little piece of poop.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Sorry, Link. You're a little cumcracker.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|Give up, [[The King|sir!]] [[You]] can't beat my MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Morshu|I'm yours, my friend as long as you have a long penis.}}<br />
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[[Category:Dicks]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Family_Guy&diff=79060Family Guy2010-04-16T03:23:01Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Other External Links */</p>
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Family Guy is an American animated television series about a family in the fictional town of [[Coney Island Disco Palace|Quahog]], Rhode Island. It was plagairized by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1279. The show uses billions of "cutaway gags" (Or as [[South Park]] puts them, "manatee gags".) — jokes in the form of tangential vignettes that are used as a last resort to be funny, which is quite alot.<br />
==Description==<br />
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A show that is a collection of bad cutaway gags and stolen jokes (Mainly from [[The Simpsons]], but on some occasions, from the Internet.).<br />
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===Media Infomation===<br />
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==Characters==<br />
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''<br />
*Peter - [[Fat]] bloke<br />
*Brian - Horny dog<br />
*Stewie - [[Evil]] genius<br />
*Lois - Bisexual wife<br />
*Meg - Everyones punching bag<br />
*Chris - Dumbass<br />
*[[Adam West]] - Mayor<br />
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==Usage==<br />
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===First Used In A Poop By===<br />
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* [[KingNecroPope]]<br />
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===Often Used By===<br />
[[TVBPoop]]<br />
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===Sometimes Used By===<br />
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* [[NintendoMax]]<br />
* [[Terroristx123]]<br />
* TheKrabster<br />
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===Disliked By===<br />
[[Image:Eb9emx.jpg|frame|right|Dib from Invader [[Zim]] once [[cum|came]] on [[Whore Yoshi|Whore Yoshi (her)]] to watch this show. [[Yes|Yep, that's how insane some Family Guy fantards are.]]]]<br />
*[[Feghoot|Feggy]]<br />
*[[Idiotska]]<br />
*[[1upclock]]<br />
*[[Furnessly]]<br />
*[[MetalAcid5]]<br />
*[[MelvanainChains]]<br />
*[[Maxinsc]]<br />
*[[YTPGod]]<br />
*[[T-Reich]]<br />
*[[AmazingCucumber]]<br />
*[[Vvaluigi]]<br />
*[[AmiralMachin]]<br />
*Odairu86<br />
*John K.<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[Genius|Intelligent People]]<br />
*Other adult cartoonists<br />
*Sath MacFarlane<br />
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===Liked By===<br />
*Actually, it's funny because a lot of people in the Youchewpoop community actually enjoy the show.<br />
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==Further Information==<br />
*This perticular source of poop has been used about 15 million less times then [[Sonic Sez|some other poop sources]], which means it must be an even stronger source of [[Anti-Uctions]] than [[Mama Luigi]]. [[Keyburrito]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter, but so far there have only been results form [[retard|illiterate]] assholes that had the [[sex|intense desire]] to edit this. Keyburrito suspests that [[Maxinsc]] is the suspect, as he has a criminal record for [[molest|raping small children]] and spreading [[Super AIDS|hyper-herpies]].<br />
*Many poopers have pissed off thousands of fanboys of this show with [[Trap Video]]s.<br />
*One time, this show actually stole a joke from [[Chester A. Bum]]. When Chester noticed this, he tried to sue them and Fox for stealing his joke, but he failed when the lawyer found out that he wanted a (furnished) box.<br />
*It is a huge ripoff of Sath MacFarlane's brilliant show, ''Family Man''.<br />
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===Main Source For Poopers===<br />
*Apparently sections get uploaded onto Hulu by the thousands, whatever the [[fuck]] a Hulu is.<br />
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===Other External Links===<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao UNKNOWN]<br />
[[Category:Adult Swim]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Sonic_the_Hedgehog&diff=79059Sonic the Hedgehog2010-04-16T03:19:09Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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{{CharBox<br />
|name=Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
|image=Sonic 04.jpg<br />
|shows=Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=15<br />
|occupation=Fastest thing alive<br />
|cast=[[Steve Urkel|Jaleel White]]/Ryan Drummond/[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]]/Junichi Kanemaru/[[Dragon Ball|Takeshi]] [[Guilty Gear|Kusao]]<br />
}}<br />
[[Image:THATS_NO_GOOD.png|thumb|THAT'S NO GOOD!]]<br />
Sonic is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]].<br />
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==Biography==<br />
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Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industry...Yep...Look it up anywhere, I ain't lyin...<br />
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==Crimes==<br />
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[[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]]<br />
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Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag.<br />
<br />
He killed [[Mario]] by ejaculating on him in super form. Sonic's semen was so acidic, it destroyed Mario's skin.<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
*EXACTLY!<br />
*LET'S SHIT!<br />
*That's no good.<br />
*You're too slow!<br />
*URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!![[Image:Robbed.gif|thumb|right|Sonic just realizing something.]]<br />
*Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.<br />
*'''SHUT UP TAILS!!!'''<br />
*Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!<br />
*SHIT! Let's go!<br />
*He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!<br />
*Let's rock!<br />
*Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm ''Sonic the Hedgehog!!''<br />
*They might even open the gates of [[hell]]!<br />
*Damn, they got away!<br />
*Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?<br />
*SPEED BREAK!!<br />
*TIME BREAK!!<br />
*I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!<br />
*You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything your going to do! '''Strange isn't it?!'''<br />
*Hey! THAT'S ''MY LINE!''<br />
<br />
*Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!<br />
*I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!<br />
*Hey, Kids! [[Dr. Rabbit|Strangers]] may offer you all sorts of things to get [[you]] to [[cum|come]] with them, [[Nostalgia Critic|like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit,]] but chances are that [[Dr. Rabbit|they're]] just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's [[no]] [[good]]!!! So if a [[Dr. Rabbit|stranger]], especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch [[you]]r [[penis|chili dog]], just get outta there!<br />
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==Likes==<br />
*Chili Dogs<br />
*[[Princess Sally]]<br />
*[[Amy Rose]]<br />
*[[Breezie]]<br />
*Freedom<br />
*[[Tails]][[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic before Sonic Shuffle. ]]<br />
*Himself<br />
*Relaxing<br />
*[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]]<br />
*Being a DJ.<br />
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]<br />
*Tormenting Dr. Robotnik<br />
*[[Namco]] (especially their ''Soulcalibur'' and ''Klonoa'' games)<br />
*Tumble-dryers<br />
*Hogging hedges<br />
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{{vid|3dK2XLCzXdY}}<br />
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==Hates==<br />
*Water (unless it's in a glass)<br />
**Swimming<br />
*[[Robotnik]]<br />
*[[Silver the Hedgehog]]<br />
*[[SNK]] (Even though they collaborated at least once.)<br />
*Chip<br />
*[[Sonic Underground]] (He insists that [[DiC]] made it without his permission.)<br />
*Shaymin<br />
*People who think he's [[gay]].<br />
*His unpleasable fanbase.<br />
<br />
==People Who Like Him==<br />
[[Image:HEY_SONIC_by_advancedq.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic with one of his fanboys.]]<br />
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[[Image:Normal Prevails 079.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic The Hedgehog during his 18th Birthday.]]<br />
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]<br />
*[[Amy Rose]]<br />
*[[Princess Sally]]<br />
*[[Sara]]<br />
*[[Mario]] (sometimes)<br />
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]<br />
*Shahra<br />
*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it.<br />
*Cool people<br />
*Heck, pretty much everybody in general.<br />
*People who say they hate him.<br />
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==People Who Hate Him==<br />
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":<br />
<br />
[[Image:Classicsonic.jpg|right|160px|Sonic]]<br />
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* [[Dr. Robotnik]]<br />
* [[Dr. Eggman]]<br />
* Erazor Djinn<br />
* Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''<br />
* [[Shredder]]<br />
* Grouchy Smurf<br />
* Ozu<br />
* Mr. Grumpy (duh!)<br />
* Mr. Clean<br />
* [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)<br />
* [[Mario]] (the rest of the time)<br />
* Classic Sonic fans (Remember what I said about them being unpleasable?)<br />
* [[Solid Snake]] (though he can't explain why)<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
<br />
[[Image:16 fanart sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|left|An artist's common rendition of Sonic.]]<br />
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{{vid|2jSKyWSvNgg}} <br />
*He loves tumble dryers.<br />
*Has a giant ego. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao No really.]<br />
*He is a pyromaniac.<br />
*Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.<br />
*He's trapped in there.<br />
*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.<br />
*He is a pervert.<br />
*Has the power to go Super.<br />
*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[No|local black kid]] to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.<br />
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.<br />
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.<br />
[[Image:Sequels1a.jpg|frame|right|The list of sequals Sonic The Hedgehog has done.]]<br />
*Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.<br />
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.<br />
*Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?<br />
*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a [[Lesbian|dyke]].<br />
*During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the [[Sonic Underground]] songs and that it's [[Edd]] who does all the singing for him.<br />
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.<br />
*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)<br />
*Was [[one]] of [[two]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]).<br />
*Might be related to [[Don Patch]].<br />
*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]].<br />
*Also once used a [[sword]] for battle against the Black Knight.<br />
*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]]<br />
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[[Category:Race Car Drivers]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Fat_Mario&diff=79058Fat Mario2010-04-16T03:16:52Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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|name=Mario<br />
|image=Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg<br />
|shows=Hotel Mario<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age= ??<br />
|occupation=Plumber, Fatass<br />
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
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[[Image:Irradiatedmario.png|thumb|right|150px|Fat Mario, affected by radiation poisoning following an accident on-set.]]<br />
[[Image:Good.jpg|thumb|right|200px| Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to appear.]]<br />
The form of [[Mario]] seen in [[Hotel Mario]], along with [[Gay Luigi]]. <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]].<br />
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error.<br />
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.<br />
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao Hotel Mario: The Movie]<br />
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.<br />
*Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat.<br />
*Had five heart attacks in one minute.<br />
*Has the ability to absorb fat from other people.<br />
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.<br />
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat).<br />
*Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing [[suicide]] once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.<br />
*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.<br />
*Fat Mario has no neck.<br />
*The only thing Fat Mario fears is liposuction.<br />
*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.<br />
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.<br />
*Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]].<br />
*He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!!<br />
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*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end.<br />
*Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.<br />
*He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight.<br />
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.<br />
*He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows.<br />
*He also was once involved in [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil]].<br />
*Fat Mario has the power of Ultimate Denial. No matter what you ask or say to him, he instantly denies it with his infamous "NO". The only people who can counter this power are M. Bison, Captain Falcon, and a certain rabbit, all of which have the power of "YES!!!". However, this might not necessairly work, as this might fail with Fat Mario making almost all of them say "NO" on accident (Besides, this certain rabbit can also do "NO"'s and "YES"').<br />
*His favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster.<br />
*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle.<br />
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying.<br />
*He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]].<br />
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough.<br />
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium.<br />
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first.<br />
*Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live. NOW!!!<br />
*He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario".<br />
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==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO NO]]<br />
*"[[NO]]?"<br />
*"Gay, Luigi?"<br />
*"Luigi, look!"<br />
*"Up there!"<br />
*"Look!"<br />
*"Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!"<br />
*"Where'd she go?"<br />
*"It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!"<br />
*"Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"<br />
*"If you need instr[[uctions]] on how to get through the [[Hotel Mario|hotels]]..."<br />
*"Check out the [[enclosed instruction book]]."<br />
*"Where there's smoke..."<br />
*"They pinch back."<br />
*"Get ready to catch her!"<br />
*"Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!"<br />
*"That wasn't so hard, was it?"<br />
*"It's been one of those days."<br />
*"Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?"<br />
*"Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."<br />
*"Get the [[traps|hint]]?"<br />
*"[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]]."<br />
*"*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah."<br />
*"'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!"<br />
*"'Ya know what they say, all toasters toast toast."<br />
*"[[Luigi|My fellow portly companion]], gaze yonder!"<br />
*"If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!"<br />
*"A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that [[Bowser|Lizard King]] from [[fuck|playin' wit' the doors!]]"<br />
[[Image:Juggalo.jpg|thumb|right|Fat Mario's strange wife. [[No]]tice how she's a [[Insane Clown Posse|Juggalo.]]]]<br />
*"That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation."<br />
*"Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed."<br />
*"Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse."<br />
*"Gaze to the Heavens!"<br />
*"Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!"<br />
*"If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!"<br />
*"Holy [[fuck]], I'm going to [[cum]]!"<br />
*"[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]])<br />
*"This is it [[Croco]]!"<br />
*Where there's smoke, there's bombs, where there's bombs, there's WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
*"[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"<br />
*"No you [[fuck|fuckin']] [[gay]] piece of [[shit]] [[cock]] sucker!"<br />
*"[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]]! [[You]] dumb [[fuck]]! Catch her!<br />
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[[Category:Europeans]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Dr._Rabbit&diff=79057Dr. Rabbit2010-04-16T03:16:19Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Early Life */</p>
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Dr. Rabbit<br />
|image=Dr.rabbitno.jpg<br />
|shows=Dr. Rabbit's World Tour<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=40<br />
|occupation=Dentist/Nazi<br />
}}{{Char}}{{Dirty}}<br />
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'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophiliac racist rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.<br />
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==History==<br />
===Real Life===<br />
Dr. Rabbit was created by Colgate in 1994 in [[shit]] to help children on how to properly take care of their teeth, and he rescued the child after a plaque monster kidnapped the child. Colgate has surpassed other mascots as well. In 1998, he returned in a video known as [[Dr. Rabbit's World Tour]]. The purpose of this video is to "teach children all around the world on how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright healthy smiles!" Dr. Rabbit goes to Europe (Spain) to teach [[Carmen]] about Sugars and Starches. In Africa, he teaches Tandi on how to brush twice a day. "Brush in the morning and brush at night!" In Asia (China), he tells Sao about the Great Wall protecting China is like fluoride toothpaste protecting the teeth from the "plaque attack!" In Australia, he teaches Olivia about flossing between the teeth. In North America, he teaches Michael about the two layers of human teeth and about plastic coating. In South America, he teaches Alexandro about tooth protection gear, and that ends his World tour. in 2004, The newest cartoon is Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of the Tooth Kingdom. Dr. Rabbit plays in a more serious role along with his assistant, Dr Brushwell who is a tan rabbit who also helps children on brushing their teeth. when Dr Brushwell picks up the old book about the Tooth Kingdom, the teeth people are being attacked by plaque soldiers, and it's up to them to save the kingdom. After they saved the kingdom, they returned to the dental office and there will always be a fight after eating food. On July 1, 2009, it was rumored that [[WalrusGuy]] was really Dr. Rabbit in disguise.<br />
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===Early Life===<br />
Dr. Rabbit was born as '''Dominic Shagell Rabbit''' on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called [[Cd-i|Cedeih]], Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book ''Death of an Asian'' 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao black monsters] robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and [[dinner]].<br />
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===Poop Life===<br />
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.<br />
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Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.<br />
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Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.<br />
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Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".<br />
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From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.<br />
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Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.<br />
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He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.<br />
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====Tours====<br />
Dr. Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.<br />
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====Legal Issues====<br />
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.<br />
[[Image:Hippogrin.jpg|thumb|right|A hippo tried to rip off Dr. Rabbit once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]<br />
He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.<br />
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His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.<br />
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[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.<br />
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He raped [[Kootie Pie]] in 1982, when she was ten, causing her a fear of rabbits. Dr. Rabbit then had to pay a $9,000,000 fine and spend 5 years in prison.<br />
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He is being Charged for a hate crime, when he flew over an african tribe and painted them white and tried to blame it on [[Link]]<br />
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====Presidential Run====<br />
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]] for the 2008 YouTube presidency. He did not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik. He currently denies any plans to run again for 2010, but rumors say he endorses [[Lex Luthor|Lex Luthor's]] presidential run, primarily because of Luthor's own hatred of unfair copyright policies (especially those of [[Colgate]]) and his platform of fair-use and managed-copy policies and programs.<br />
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====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====<br />
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In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube. <br />
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At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon".<br />
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Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but soon returns in "Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove On". Both can be seen below. Unfortunately, Colgate found out the secret, and killed it off. Although it was revived sometime later from the creator. {{vid|q20Y-p3O5p8}} {{vid|nMCM-_0iSF0}}<br />
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===A New Vision of Touring===<br />
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In 2008, Dr. Rabbit was introduced in a commercial outside of the United States. He took two kids from some country underwater. Using his own submarine, he took them on a wild ride where the urchins layed. Days later, news arrived that he had raped the children on the journey. The rabbit is currently facing fines ''way'' up to $100. Luckily, Colgate has his ass on his side. They won and as a result, he'd have a new special video involving him.<br />
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===A Special Way of Visiting Children===<br />
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In 2009, Dr. Rabbit wanted to find a way to unsuspectingly visit children. He decided to find [[Magic Drugs|a magical voo-doo person]] to make him turn into a doll whenever he wanted to and manufacture him all throughout the world so he'd do that special video that he promised to do for [[Colgate]]. Both Dr. Rabbit and the voo-doo person knew that [[no]] child would want to have an ugly purple rabbit as a toy (Cause lets face it, he's one ugly mofo.). So they decided that his doll form would have to be a cute as possible. As a result, many children wanted him and he became the most popular doll in the history of the world. Whenever the time [[cum|comes]] when both the parents and the kid are sleeping, Dr. Rabbit goes back to his normal self and then [[no|rape the child]] and he would then turn back into his doll form before anyone catches him doing the dirty deed (The only exception was when he did that instructional video for Colgate, in which he teaches the little girl instead of trying to rape her. What a lucky bitch.). If more than one child has him though, or if there are twins or triplets or whatever here, then he rapes them all. Even if [[you]]'re a teenager and you are holding the doll, then he will rape you. If you or anyone else sees this doll at any retail store, just make you steal it and burn it, and then burn its remains so that it may never harm anyone ever again.<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. [[Cum]] along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am about to fart on dental floss...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|[[Don Flamenco|Hola]], [[Carmen]]! [[Good]] to see you again, my friend!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|[[Yes|YES]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release [[Ass|ASS]]id that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get [[sex|SHAG]]gy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|BRUSH IN THE MORNING!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|DADADADADADADADADA}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Australia, here we CUUUM!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my [[Penis|Stanford]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|(whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|The great wall is sexy!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Let's have butt-sex!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|It's OK, everybody has sex with children.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|YES! oH bABY! OH bABY!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|This is my [[Penis|genitalia]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Let's look at [[Hentai|yuri]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|NO NO NO NO! No. YOU'RE THE AAAASIAN!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Hello There! I am Dr Rabbit. The world's only rabbit Scientologist.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|We're on a date!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am on the crapper!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|How To Have A Bright Smile.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am a cracker!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|[[You]] are a negro!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Always make sure your parents rape you.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|You're not fooling me, other Rabbit, you asshole!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|But master, those fools enjoyed sugars and starches.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I do not remember that part.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Oh no! Please have mercy!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Why not go there, master?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am going to shag kids all around the world!}}<br />
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[[Category:Satanists]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Gay_Luigi&diff=79056Gay Luigi2010-04-16T03:14:43Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>{{Char}}<br />
{{CharBox<br />
|name=Gay Luigi<br />
|image=Luigi180.jpg<br />
|shows=Hotel Mario<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=27<br />
|occupation=Plumber<br />
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]<br />
}}<br />
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''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario.<br />
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'''Gay Luigi''' is one of the many alter-egos of the not-so known [[Luigi]], that accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''.<br />
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==Personality==<br />
Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating [[lotsa spaghetti]]. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.<br />
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'''This is the amount of spaghetti (in Kilograms) Gay Luigi has consumed while you sit here and read this stupid page.'''<br />
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==Hobbies & Careers==<br />
Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.<br />
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He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist. <br />
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He likes yaoi, but sticks up for other gays when they are called perverts.<br />
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==Gossip==<br />
[[image:Galaxy.jpg|thumb|Can you find the hidden message?]]<br />
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|Gay Luigi?]]<br />
It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.<br />
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It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Game Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.<br />
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It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother ain't Fat Mario but in fact [[Garfield (Character)|Garfield]], as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.<br />
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==Legal Issues==<br />
In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped. <br />
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[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]] <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]].<br />
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao Hotel Mario: The Movie]<br />
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right.<br />
*Is along with [[Sonic]] and Jessie the only ones denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''.<br />
*Is rumored to be bisexual instead of gay.<br />
*Gay Luigi owns the word [[You]].<br />
*His name comes from when Fat Mario actually was saying: Eh, Luigi, instead of: Gay Luigi. Due to it is mostly misheard by most (and sometimes sexual things), he got the name Gay Luigi. If all of this didn't happen, he could probably be named ''Thin Luigi''.<br />
{{VidCaption|ADnzvo-XokU|Gay Mr. L?}}<br />
*He tried to join The Village People, but they had enough fruit already.<br />
*He is a certain [[quax94|Prime Minister]]'s sexual obsession.<br />
*His favorite song to use for [[sex]] is "The [[Bad]] [[Sex|Touch]]" by [[Good|The Bloodhound Gang.]]<br />
*He is an Atheist, choosing instead to believe in the ''flying spaghetti monster'' for obvious reasons.<br />
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==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image:1245947684ytp-bout-4.gif|frame|left|Gay Luigi could also be found in [[Punch Out!!]], but only on impossible mode with a perfect record.]]<br />
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!"<br />
*"OVA DERE!"<br />
*"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"<br />
*"...Dere's fi-ya!"<br />
*"And [[you|YOU]] gotta HELP us!"<br />
*"Ya' bring a light?"<br />
*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."<br />
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!"<br />
*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!"<br />
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!"<br />
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!"<br />
*"Fuck YOU and fuck spaghetti!"<br />
*"Yeah, well, you're a [[Santa Mario|fat bitch]]."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)<br />
[[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|right|Gayer Luigi?]]<br />
*"I aspire that [[The Princess|her royal highness]] prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!"<br />
*"I hope she made lotsa sweeeet nourishing [[shit|kibble]]!"<br />
*"Revelations! A conviently placed gambling establishment."<br />
*"I'm beginning to seriously ponder in great depth if rescuing her majesty is in either of our best interests anymore at this juncture."<br />
*"[[Mario|My Brother!]] Always taking the term 'wanker' to a whole new level."<br />
*"And '''[[You]]''' gotta go to hell!"<br />
*"Salami!"<br />
*"And [[I.M. Meen|You]] are a creepy [[cum]] dispenser!"<br />
*"And '''[[You]]...'''"<br />
*[[Yes|"I am gay! I can finally admit it!"]]<br />
[[Image:Gay luigi (I don't dig this stuff..jpg|thumb|center|Gayest Luigi.]]<br />
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]</div>Scipio 163https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Dr._Robotnik&diff=79054Dr. Robotnik2010-04-16T03:13:37Z<p>Scipio 163: /* Presidential Run */</p>
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Dr. Ivo Robotnik<br />
|image=Eeeeeevil.jpg<br />
|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=42<br />
|occupation=Evil scientist<br />
|cast=[[Long John Baldry]], Gary Chalk, Jim Cummings, Mike Pollock.<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
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[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]<br />
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]<br />
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character.<br />
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He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.<br />
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==Career==<br />
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Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium. But noone cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.<br />
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Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.<br />
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[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik with his giant hand picking up a giant phone.]]<br />
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==Presidential Run==<br />
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It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0O0DFweao campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit.<br />
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Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.<br />
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==Likes==<br />
*Himself <br />
*A bucket of chicken [[balls]].<br />
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]<br />
*[[Travis Touchdown]]'s Beam Katanas<br />
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)<br />
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's current love.]]]]<br />
*The [[Muppet Babies]]<br />
*Eating a wagon wheel<br />
*Going out, out, out the door<br />
*Strawberry Shortcuts<br />
*[[You]]<br />
*[[Porn]]<br />
*The [[KKK]]<br />
*[[Satan]]<br />
*Sprite<br />
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].<br />
*Putting out the Bushroot.<br />
*His [[Pingas]]<br />
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]<br />
*[[Sex|Sodomy]]<br />
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Him telling [[Scratch|his]] [[Grounder|cro]][[Coconuts|nies]] what he currently has.]]<br />
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]<br />
*Being a super genius.<br />
*Having inventions that actually work.<br />
*Blood<br />
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)]<br />
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.<br />
*[[Racism]]<br />
*[[Eggs]]<br />
*Tacos<br />
*[[Lucinda]]<br />
*[[Darkwing Yak]]<br />
*[[Rock TV]]<br />
*Channel DDD<br />
*His bones<br />
*Himself<br />
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==Dislikes==<br />
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}<br />
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik answering [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]]'s question about them having [[gay]] [[sex]] together.]]<br />
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]<br />
*[[Mama Luigi]]<br />
*[[Mario]]<br />
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.<br />
*"That Chimpanzee"<br />
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)<br />
*[[Da Bears]]<br />
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]<br />
*Snakes<br />
*An alligator who chased him once.<br />
*Spot The Chicken<br />
*Dipstick<br />
*71519<br />
*[[Face]]<br />
*Not being able to say the N-word.<br />
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)<br />
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.<br />
*[[Pickle Surprise]]<br />
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.<br />
*[[King Harkinian]]<br />
*Some [[Cornflakes]]<br />
[[Image:Icon robokx2.gif|thumb|right|[[PINGAS]]!!!]]<br />
*The House of The Dead: Overkill<br />
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].<br />
*[[Jesus Christ]]<br />
*[[Smirking Bitch]]<br />
*[[The Jonas Brothers|Those queermos on the Disney Channel.]]<br />
*[[4Kids]]<br />
*Trixie Tang<br />
*The Children's Television Workshop<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[High Voltage]] Software (They're ruining his plan to make the [[Wii|Nintendo Wii]] look like a piece of [[shit]] by making shovelware type of games. To think that this is all because Masahiro Sakurai didn't put him in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]. Now that's sad don't you think?)<br />
*[[Robotnikclaus]], his archrival.<br />
*Shigeru Miyamoto<br />
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==Skills==<br />
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|The infamous picture used for the [[Youtube Poop]] meme called '''"This Video Contains Win!!!"''']]<br />
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.<br />
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Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]<br />
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In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.<br />
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He also has the power to give [[promotion]]s. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.<br />
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Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.<br />
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His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.<br />
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He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.<br />
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==Gossip==<br />
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]<br />
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''<br />
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.<br />
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.<br />
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.<br />
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.<br />
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.<br />
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.<br />
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.<br />
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.<br />
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.<br />
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik's call has just been disconnected... again!]]<br />
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.<br />
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.<br />
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].<br />
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.<br />
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.<br />
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.<br />
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.<br />
*Robotnik wants you to touch his [[PENIS|PINGAS]].<br />
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.<br />
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].<br />
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]] (R.I.P. ;_;), yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.<br />
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.<br />
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunetly, he's banished into the Warp of Penis so he isn't with us anymore.<br />
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.<br />
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis|PINGAS]] in strips of bacon. That could also explain why his PINGAS makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.<br />
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].<br />
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.<br />
*He once suffered a form of tourette syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.<br />
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.<br />
*Is rumored to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)<br />
{{vid|QGaNvWI9ZfU}}<br />
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]].<br />
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.<br />
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which Stimpy J. Cat likes to play constantly much to Ren Hoek's displeasure.<br />
*He has been found to have been sexually assulted again, this time by [[Big Cheese]] in 1989, leading to [[Big Cheese]]'s impeachment.<br />
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.<br />
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.<br />
*He has a small [[PENIS|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]<br />
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.<br />
*Rumored to have a crush on Danny Elfman.<br />
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.<br />
*TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!! Can't [[you]] see he's [[masturbating|fapping?!]]<br />
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==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|(While having an orgasm) OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}<br />
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik enraged by the fact that [[you]] beat him in his own game (Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine).]]<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik| YOU NINCOMBOTS!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik| YOU NIGGABOTS!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHERE'S MY FOOD?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Get out of life!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondling fruitcake!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans]]...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...[[Ass|caboose]]...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Body Parts!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|PRRR! PRRR!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOUCH MY PINGAS!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Who's Rich???}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I HATE [[Da Bears]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? [[Link|I win]]!?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Smells like... [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|O.K., so [[I]] had a small erection.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such beans since I banned my crazy cousin [[Luigi]] to the Warp of Toast!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Aha! I have just come up with a magnnnnificent scheme! Now you may lick my pingas.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I captured my [[dick]] and became [[dick|dic]]tator!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Auuugh!! Who took a shit in my chair?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tomorrow I'll [[fuck|mess]] with [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|He wants me because I am magnanimous and imperative. That's two great things. Not one great thing and an okay thing or one good thing and a so-so thing; it's ''two'' great things!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|After I do some [[booze]], I'm certain I'll do some [[Magic drugs|acid]]! AHAHAHAHA!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My extra-large super nasty swinging metallic PINGAS will obliterate you!}}{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}}<br />
<br />
==The Greatest [[Evil]]...==<br />
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...<br />
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]<br />
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