2011-06-15T21:59:04Z

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Rock TV is a satellite subscription to at least 4,862 channels from past to present to the future, and also one of [[King Koopa]]'s failed attempts to scam [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. It is developed by a so-called Lotica Studios, as seen in the advertisement below. Rock TV Incorporated was founded in [[1985]] by King Koopa in San Francisco, [[California]].

==How King Koopa got the stupid idea==
A cave people family gave King Koopa the idea to start all this. He said it can rot brains and leave Mario and Luigi weak and useless in trying to defeat him.

==Features==
For a very small price of [[$1295.31]] a month, you can enjoy lots of television shows you don't really need to or DON'T want to watch. In four to six weeks, you get either a small TV made out of stone used to watch your channels, or you can get a very large square bagel-ish TV (which Poopers call the bagel ring), where you can challenge others to wrestle you. Plus, you get a satellite made out of of yarn, paper clips, and some fuzzy 20-sided dice. You can even watch reruns of [[Tom and Jerry]] cartoons in approximately 36% of all channels available. If you can find it, there's also a [[Youtube Poop]] channel available showing videos of some of the best poops available... on your TV!

==Channels you can watch on Rock TV==
When advertising Rock TV to his consumers, King Koopa stated that [[you]] could watch all kinds of wonderful shows on it, such as ''Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood'', ''[[Sonic X]]'', and ''[[Histeria]]'', and broadcasts of the [[World Dinosaur Wrestling Federation]]. Among the channel on which one can watch these shows:

===Rock-Rock TV===
A music video channel which, according to King Koopa, features stars like [[Vanilla Ice]] Age, [[Phineas and Ferb|Phineas and the Ferbtones]], [[Rick Astley]], and [[Hannah Montana]]. However, no one in Dinosaur Land or Dream Land wants to listen to songs by that last listed artist.

===Channel DDD===
An independent channel created and owned by [[King Dedede]]. It features a whole assortment of programs starring Dedede, [[Escargoon]], or both of them, much to [[Tiff]]'s chagrin. It has been discovered that Dedede created the channel so he could broadcast a news bulletin with which to trick the Cappies into believing that a <strike>demon beast</strike> <strike>monster</strike> MONSTAH was attacking their city looking for Kirby, and that they had to banish the little guy.

When King Koopa saw that Dedede was making the same plan as he was, he allowed Dedede to have Channel DDD included on Rock TV. In exchange, Dedede gave the Koopa King some airtime on the channel. In it, they broadcast Koopa's own exercise program, ''[[Koopa Sez]]'', in which he brainwashed the cave people into kidnapping the Mario Bros. for him. Unfortunately for the two heavyweight villains, [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Tiff]] intervened and revealed Dedede's newscast to be a hoax. And when [[Yoshi]] proceeded to eat the network's signals, it resulted in Channel DDD being knocked off of Rock TV's airwaves, much to the dismay of [[Dr. Robotnik]].
{{vid|575fhVnomR8}}
{{VidCaption|N_1VPk5LF3o|[[King Koopa|Robby Rockwell]] advertising SKY CHANNELS}}
===SKY CHANNELS===
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC

You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is

AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!

Go to this website...

freetv.*com/PCTV.html

(DELETE the *)

check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.

==Refunds==
Sorry, no refunds. It is unlikely that King Koopa will start accepting refunds when you don't like Rock TV. Thus, you can't return it. If you don't pay your subscription monthly, your television or bagel ring will be smashed to pieces and fed to Third World people.

==Does Rock TV compete with any other cable companies?==
No, it tries not to. In fact, Rock TV has tried many attempts to force Comcast to try to buy it and make Rock TV a subsidiary of Comcast, but every time, it has failed. It also tried a take over from Virgin, but they didn't have enough money to conquer Sky, the satellite comany in the UK. Recently, Rock TV has been bought by a lesser-known company called Lotica Studios.

==People who watch Rock TV regularly==
* [[Brock]]
* Rock Lee
* [[Stone Luigi]]
* Wham Bam Rock
* [[Rocky Balboa]]
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
* Regirock
* Every [[Octorok]] in Hyrule
* [[Birds|Rocs]]
* [[Geese Howard|Rock Howard]]
* Rock Hudson
* Roark
* Roxanne
* [[Phil Harnage]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Oogtar]] (likes to [[masturbate]] to it.)
* Fans of [[Olympics|Apolo Ono]]

==Triva==
* The [[Olympics]] are aired on Rock TV in [[:Category:Europeans|Europe]], [[Russia]], [[Japan]], and [[Korea]].
* Rock TV is [[illegal]] in [[China]], since it broadcasts content that is banned in [[China]].
* [[Wario]] owns a custom '50s-style Rock TV.
* For [[Kaz Hirai|$599 US]], you can get [[porn]] on your Rock TV.
* The Rock TV sets are made in [[Japan]] by Casio Computer Co. LTD of Shibuya, Tokyo, [[Japan]]; while the [[Bagel]] Rings are made in [[China]] by [[Mama Luigi|Mamaluyiji]] Electronic Co. LTD of Dongguan, Guangdong, [[China|PRC]].

==Controversy==
*Owners of [[Bagel]] Rings have reported [[medic]]al problems from prolonged exposure to [[Anti-Uctions]]. Most of these people got cancer, but symptoms ranged from vomiting to instant [[death]]. A [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]] occurred as a result of this on February 12, 2009. The ruling was that Lotica Studios would have to pay for treatment for every single victim, aside from the [[dead]] ones, whos families were to be reimbursed for [[Dr. Evil|One million dollars]]. [[Mamaluyiji Electronic Co. Ltd]]. was also to be shut-down, and its founder, [[Mama Luigi]], jailed for man slaughter.

All existing Bagel Rings were also to be destroyed, with the remains stored in nuclear storage facilities in Alamogordo, New Mexico next to the E.T. Landfill.

[[Category:Objects]]

Robotnik Express

2011-06-15T21:57:51Z

Rtv1902: Undo revision 100780 by Yoshit (Talk)

{{stub}}
[[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotive recently worked the Robotnik Express.]]
The Robotnik express is an express train controlled by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. It is used to ship [[bombs]] to [[Robotnik's Emporium]], where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by the CSX [[Thomas and Friends|Railway]]. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the [[Brake Van|caboose]] in case it is attacked. This has occurred before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by [[Da Bears]] in 1991.

At one point it was used to ship [[ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC|Robotnik a lot of]] [[KFC]] until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent [[Mama Luigi]] to crash into one of his/her deaths.

==Rolling Stock==
Even though the trains running the Robotnik Express were operated by the CSX Railway, the engines and rolling stock used for the express were actually owned by Dr. Robotnik himself, except for the engines used in its final years. This is a list of the various pieces of rolling stock used by Dr. Robotnik for the Robotnik Express:

====Wagons====
*7 surplus [[British]] Railways goods vans (Used from 1989 to 2009, sold back to [[Britain]] after disbanding the express.)
*1 Custom-made [[Brake Van|Caboose]] with super-sucking vacuum trap (Used from 1989 to 1999 [replaced with FRED], scrapped in 2001.)

====Engines====
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] A5s 0-4-0 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1989 to 1995, later sold to a museum.)
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] K4s 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1995 to 2005, later sold to [[The Fat Controller|Sir Topham Hatt]] for use on his railway.)
*1 ex-[[Gordon the Big Engine|LNER A3]] 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used briefly in 2005, later returned to Sir Topham Hatt.)
*2 CSX Diesel Locomotives (Used from 2005 to 2009, returned to the CSX Railwayin late 2009
*1 turbomaster locomotive(used 2009-)

==Its Eventual Cancellation==
In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his [[PINGAS]], his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] of course) then in 2010 when he resigned from being youtube poop presedent
he rehired all of his employees and restarted the robotnik express.
[[Category:Objects]]

Robotnik Express

2011-06-14T19:44:35Z

Rtv1902: /* Its Eventual Cancellation */

Robotnik Express

2011-06-14T19:44:22Z

Rtv1902: /* Its Eventual Cancellation */

Robotnik Express

2011-06-14T19:40:23Z

Rtv1902: /* Engines */

{{stub}}
[[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotive recently worked the Robotnik Express.]]
The Robotnik express is an express train controlled by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. It is used to ship [[bombs]] to [[Robotnik's Emporium]], where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by the CSX [[Thomas and Friends|Railway]]. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the [[Brake Van|caboose]] in case it is attacked. This has occurred before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by [[Da Bears]] in 1991.

At one point it was used to ship [[ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC|Robotnik a lot of]] [[KFC]] until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent [[Mama Luigi]] to crash into one of his/her deaths.

==Rolling Stock==
Even though the trains running the Robotnik Express were operated by the CSX Railway, the engines and rolling stock used for the express were actually owned by Dr. Robotnik himself, except for the engines used in its final years. This is a list of the various pieces of rolling stock used by Dr. Robotnik for the Robotnik Express:

====Wagons====
*7 surplus [[British]] Railways goods vans (Used from 1989 to 2009, sold back to [[Britain]] after disbanding the express.)
*1 Custom-made [[Brake Van|Caboose]] with super-sucking vacuum trap (Used from 1989 to 1999 [replaced with FRED], scrapped in 2001.)

====Engines====
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] A5s 0-4-0 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1989 to 1995, later sold to a museum.)
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] K4s 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1995 to 2005, later sold to [[The Fat Controller|Sir Topham Hatt]] for use on his railway.)
*1 ex-[[Gordon the Big Engine|LNER A3]] 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used briefly in 2005, later returned to Sir Topham Hatt.)
*2 CSX Diesel Locomotives (Used from 2005 to 2009, returned to the CSX Railwayin late 2009
*1 turbomaster locomotive(used 2009-)

==Its Eventual Cancellation==
In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his [[PINGAS]], his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] of course) and shut down all operations effective immediately.
[[Category:Objects]]

Rock TV

2011-06-14T19:18:02Z

Rtv1902: /* Controversy */

Rock TV is a satellite subscription to at least 4,862 channels from past to present to the future, and also one of [[King Koopa]]'s failed attempts to scam [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. It is developed by a so-called Lotica Studios, as seen in the advertisement below. Rock TV Incorporated was founded in [[1985]] by King Koopa in San Francisco, [[California]].

==How King Koopa got the stupid idea==
A cave people family gave King Koopa the idea to start all this. He said it can rot brains and leave Mario and Luigi weak and useless in trying to defeat him.

==Features==
For a very small price of [[$1295.31]] a month, you can enjoy lots of television shows you don't really need to or DON'T want to watch. In four to six weeks, you get either a small TV made out of stone used to watch your channels, or you can get a very large square bagel-ish TV (which Poopers call the bagel ring), where you can challenge others to wrestle you. Plus, you get a satellite made out of of yarn, paper clips, and some fuzzy 20-sided dice. You can even watch reruns of [[Tom and Jerry]] cartoons in approximately 36% of all channels available. If you can find it, there's also a [[Youtube Poop]] channel available showing videos of some of the best poops available... on your TV!

==Channels you can watch on Rock TV==
When advertising Rock TV to his consumers, King Koopa stated that [[you]] could watch all kinds of wonderful shows on it, such as ''Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood'', ''[[Sonic X]]'', and ''[[Histeria]]'', and broadcasts of the [[World Dinosaur Wrestling Federation]]. Among the channel on which one can watch these shows:

===Rock-Rock TV===
A music video channel which, according to King Koopa, features stars like [[Vanilla Ice]] Age, [[Phineas and Ferb|Phineas and the Ferbtones]], [[Rick Astley]], and [[Hannah Montana]]. However, no one in Dinosaur Land or Dream Land wants to listen to songs by that last listed artist.

===Channel DDD===
An independent channel created and owned by [[King Dedede]]. It features a whole assortment of programs starring Dedede, [[Escargoon]], or both of them, much to [[Tiff]]'s chagrin. It has been discovered that Dedede created the channel so he could broadcast a news bulletin with which to trick the Cappies into believing that a <strike>demon beast</strike> <strike>monster</strike> MONSTAH was attacking their city looking for Kirby, and that they had to banish the little guy.

When King Koopa saw that Dedede was making the same plan as he was, he allowed Dedede to have Channel DDD included on Rock TV. In exchange, Dedede gave the Koopa King some airtime on the channel. In it, they broadcast Koopa's own exercise program, ''[[Koopa Sez]]'', in which he brainwashed the cave people into kidnapping the Mario Bros. for him. Unfortunately for the two heavyweight villains, [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Tiff]] intervened and revealed Dedede's newscast to be a hoax. And when [[Yoshi]] proceeded to eat the network's signals, it resulted in Channel DDD being knocked off of Rock TV's airwaves, much to the dismay of [[Dr. Robotnik]].
{{vid|575fhVnomR8}}
{{VidCaption|N_1VPk5LF3o|[[King Koopa|Robby Rockwell]] advertising SKY CHANNELS}}
===SKY CHANNELS===
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC

You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is

AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!

Go to this website...

freetv.*com/PCTV.html

(DELETE the *)

check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.

==Refunds==
Sorry, no refunds. It is unlikely that King Koopa will start accepting refunds when you don't like Rock TV. Thus, you can't return it. If you don't pay your subscription monthly, your television or bagel ring will be smashed to pieces and fed to Third World people.

==Does Rock TV compete with any other cable companies?==
No, it tries not to. In fact, Rock TV has tried many attempts to force Comcast to try to buy it and make Rock TV a subsidiary of Comcast, but every time, it has failed. It also tried a take over from Virgin, but they didn't have enough money to conquer Sky, the satellite comany in the UK. Recently, Rock TV has been bought by a lesser-known company called Lotica Studios.

==People who watch Rock TV regularly==
* [[Brock]]
* Rock Lee
* [[Stone Luigi]]
* Wham Bam Rock
* [[Rocky Balboa]]
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
* Regirock
* Every [[Octorok]] in Hyrule
* [[Birds|Rocs]]
* [[Geese Howard|Rock Howard]]
* Rock Hudson
* Roark
* Roxanne
* [[Phil Harnage]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Oogtar]] (likes to [[masturbate]] to it.)
* Fans of [[Olympics|Apolo Ono]]

==Triva==
* The [[Olympics]] are aired on Rock TV in [[:Category:Europeans|Europe]], [[Russia]], [[Japan]], and [[Korea]].
* Rock TV is [[illegal]] in [[China]], since it broadcasts content that is banned in [[China]].
* [[Wario]] owns a custom '50s-style Rock TV.
* For [[Kaz Hirai|$599 US]], you can get [[porn]] on your Rock TV.
* The Rock TV sets are made in [[Japan]] by Casio Computer Co. LTD of Shibuya, Tokyo, [[Japan]]; while the [[Bagel]] Rings are made in [[China]] by [[Mama Luigi|Mamaluyiji]] Electronic Co. LTD of Dongguan, Guangdong, [[China|PRC]].

==Controversy==
*Owners of [[Bagel]] Rings have reported [[medic]]al problems from prolonged exposure to [[Anti-Uctions]]. Most of these people got cancer, but symptoms ranged from vomiting to instant [[death]]. A [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]] occurred as a result of this on February 12, 2009. The ruling was that Lotica Studios would have to pay for treatment for every single victim, aside from the [[dead]] ones, whos families were to be reimbursed for [[Dr. Evil|One million dollars]]. [[Mamaluyiji Electronic Co. Ltd]]. was also to be shut-down, and its founder, [[Mama Luigi]], jailed for man slaughter.

All existing Bagel Rings were also to be destroyed, with the remains stored in nuclear storage facilities in Alamogordo, New Mexico next to the E.T. Landfill.

[[Category:Objects]]

Rock TV

2011-06-01T21:21:03Z

Rtv1902: /* Controversy */

Rock TV is a satellite subscription to at least 4,862 channels from past to present to the future, and also one of [[King Koopa]]'s failed attempts to scam [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. It is developed by a so-called Lotica Studios, as seen in the advertisement below. Rock TV Incorporated was founded in [[1985]] by King Koopa in San Francisco, [[California]].

==How King Koopa got the stupid idea==
A cave people family gave King Koopa the idea to start all this. He said it can rot brains and leave Mario and Luigi weak and useless in trying to defeat him.

==Features==
For a very small price of [[$1295.31]] a month, you can enjoy lots of television shows you don't really need to or DON'T want to watch. In four to six weeks, you get either a small TV made out of stone used to watch your channels, or you can get a very large square bagel-ish TV (which Poopers call the bagel ring), where you can challenge others to wrestle you. Plus, you get a satellite made out of of yarn, paper clips, and some fuzzy 20-sided dice. You can even watch reruns of [[Tom and Jerry]] cartoons in approximately 36% of all channels available. If you can find it, there's also a [[Youtube Poop]] channel available showing videos of some of the best poops available... on your TV!

==Channels you can watch on Rock TV==
When advertising Rock TV to his consumers, King Koopa stated that [[you]] could watch all kinds of wonderful shows on it, such as ''Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood'', ''[[Sonic X]]'', and ''[[Histeria]]'', and broadcasts of the [[World Dinosaur Wrestling Federation]]. Among the channel on which one can watch these shows:

===Rock-Rock TV===
A music video channel which, according to King Koopa, features stars like [[Vanilla Ice]] Age, [[Phineas and Ferb|Phineas and the Ferbtones]], [[Rick Astley]], and [[Hannah Montana]]. However, no one in Dinosaur Land or Dream Land wants to listen to songs by that last listed artist.

===Channel DDD===
An independent channel created and owned by [[King Dedede]]. It features a whole assortment of programs starring Dedede, [[Escargoon]], or both of them, much to [[Tiff]]'s chagrin. It has been discovered that Dedede created the channel so he could broadcast a news bulletin with which to trick the Cappies into believing that a <strike>demon beast</strike> <strike>monster</strike> MONSTAH was attacking their city looking for Kirby, and that they had to banish the little guy.

When King Koopa saw that Dedede was making the same plan as he was, he allowed Dedede to have Channel DDD included on Rock TV. In exchange, Dedede gave the Koopa King some airtime on the channel. In it, they broadcast Koopa's own exercise program, ''[[Koopa Sez]]'', in which he brainwashed the cave people into kidnapping the Mario Bros. for him. Unfortunately for the two heavyweight villains, [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Tiff]] intervened and revealed Dedede's newscast to be a hoax. And when [[Yoshi]] proceeded to eat the network's signals, it resulted in Channel DDD being knocked off of Rock TV's airwaves, much to the dismay of [[Dr. Robotnik]].
{{vid|575fhVnomR8}}
{{VidCaption|N_1VPk5LF3o|[[King Koopa|Robby Rockwell]] advertising SKY CHANNELS}}
===SKY CHANNELS===
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC

You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is

AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!

Go to this website...

freetv.*com/PCTV.html

(DELETE the *)

check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.

==Refunds==
Sorry, no refunds. It is unlikely that King Koopa will start accepting refunds when you don't like Rock TV. Thus, you can't return it. If you don't pay your subscription monthly, your television or bagel ring will be smashed to pieces and fed to Third World people.

==Does Rock TV compete with any other cable companies?==
No, it tries not to. In fact, Rock TV has tried many attempts to force Comcast to try to buy it and make Rock TV a subsidiary of Comcast, but every time, it has failed. It also tried a take over from Virgin, but they didn't have enough money to conquer Sky, the satellite comany in the UK. Recently, Rock TV has been bought by a lesser-known company called Lotica Studios.

==People who watch Rock TV regularly==
* [[Brock]]
* Rock Lee
* [[Stone Luigi]]
* Wham Bam Rock
* [[Rocky Balboa]]
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
* Regirock
* Every [[Octorok]] in Hyrule
* [[Birds|Rocs]]
* [[Geese Howard|Rock Howard]]
* Rock Hudson
* Roark
* Roxanne
* [[Phil Harnage]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Oogtar]] (likes to [[masturbate]] to it.)
* Fans of [[Olympics|Apolo Ono]]

==Triva==
* The [[Olympics]] are aired on Rock TV in [[:Category:Europeans|Europe]], [[Russia]], [[Japan]], and [[Korea]].
* Rock TV is [[illegal]] in [[China]], since it broadcasts content that is banned in [[China]].
* [[Wario]] owns a custom '50s-style Rock TV.
* For [[Kaz Hirai|$599 US]], you can get [[porn]] on your Rock TV.
* The Rock TV sets are made in [[Japan]] by Casio Computer Co. LTD of Shibuya, Tokyo, [[Japan]]; while the [[Bagel]] Rings are made in [[China]] by [[Mama Luigi|Mamaluyiji]] Electronic Co. LTD of Dongguan, Guangdong, [[China|PRC]].

==Controversy==
*Owners of [[Bagel]] Rings have reported [[medic]]al problems from prolonged exposure to [[Anti-Uctions]]. Most of these people got cancer, but symptoms ranged from vomiting to instant [[death]]. A [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]] occurred as a result of this on February 12, 2009. The ruling was that Lotica Studios would have to pay for treatment for every single victim, aside from the [[dead]] ones, whos families were to be reimbursed for [[Dr. Evil|One million dollars]]. [[Mamaluyiji Electronic Co. Ltd]]. was also to be shut-down, and its founder, [[Mama Luigi]], jailed for man slaughter.

All existing Bagel Rings were also to be destroyed, with the remains stored in nuclear storage facilities in Alamogordo, New Mexico next to the E.T. Landfill.

[[Category:Objects]]

Robotnik Express

2011-06-01T21:18:29Z

Rtv1902: /* Its Eventual Cancellation */

{{stub}}
[[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotive recently worked the Robotnik Express.]]
The Robotnik express is an express train controlled by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. It is used to ship [[bombs]] to [[Robotnik's Emporium]], where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by the CSX [[Thomas and Friends|Railway]]. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the [[Brake Van|caboose]] in case it is attacked. This has occurred before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by [[Da Bears]] in 1991.

At one point it was used to ship [[ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC|Robotnik a lot of]] [[KFC]] until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent [[Mama Luigi]] to crash into one of his/her deaths.

==Rolling Stock==
Even though the trains running the Robotnik Express were operated by the CSX Railway, the engines and rolling stock used for the express were actually owned by Dr. Robotnik himself, except for the engines used in its final years. This is a list of the various pieces of rolling stock used by Dr. Robotnik for the Robotnik Express:

====Wagons====
*7 surplus [[British]] Railways goods vans (Used from 1989 to 2009, sold back to [[Britain]] after disbanding the express.)
*1 Custom-made [[Brake Van|Caboose]] with super-sucking vacuum trap (Used from 1989 to 1999 [replaced with FRED], scrapped in 2001.)

====Engines====
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] A5s 0-4-0 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1989 to 1995, later sold to a museum.)
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] K4s 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1995 to 2005, later sold to [[The Fat Controller|Sir Topham Hatt]] for use on his railway.)
*1 ex-[[Gordon the Big Engine|LNER A3]] 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used briefly in 2005, later returned to Sir Topham Hatt.)
*2 CSX Diesel Locomotives (Used from 2005 to 2009, returned to the CSX Railway after the express' cancellation.)
*1 turbo express locomotive (used 2009-) is the current locomotive

==Its Eventual Cancellation==
In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his [[PINGAS]], his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] of course) and shut down all operations effective immediately.
but in may 2010 the robotnik express became active by his son robotnik jr.
[[Category:Objects]]

Robotnik Express

2011-06-01T21:16:54Z

Rtv1902: /* Engines */

{{stub}}
[[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotive recently worked the Robotnik Express.]]
The Robotnik express is an express train controlled by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. It is used to ship [[bombs]] to [[Robotnik's Emporium]], where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by the CSX [[Thomas and Friends|Railway]]. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the [[Brake Van|caboose]] in case it is attacked. This has occurred before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by [[Da Bears]] in 1991.

At one point it was used to ship [[ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC|Robotnik a lot of]] [[KFC]] until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent [[Mama Luigi]] to crash into one of his/her deaths.

==Rolling Stock==
Even though the trains running the Robotnik Express were operated by the CSX Railway, the engines and rolling stock used for the express were actually owned by Dr. Robotnik himself, except for the engines used in its final years. This is a list of the various pieces of rolling stock used by Dr. Robotnik for the Robotnik Express:

====Wagons====
*7 surplus [[British]] Railways goods vans (Used from 1989 to 2009, sold back to [[Britain]] after disbanding the express.)
*1 Custom-made [[Brake Van|Caboose]] with super-sucking vacuum trap (Used from 1989 to 1999 [replaced with FRED], scrapped in 2001.)

====Engines====
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] A5s 0-4-0 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1989 to 1995, later sold to a museum.)
*1 ex-[[Pennsylvania|PRR]] K4s 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used from 1995 to 2005, later sold to [[The Fat Controller|Sir Topham Hatt]] for use on his railway.)
*1 ex-[[Gordon the Big Engine|LNER A3]] 4-6-2 Steam Locomotive (Used briefly in 2005, later returned to Sir Topham Hatt.)
*2 CSX Diesel Locomotives (Used from 2005 to 2009, returned to the CSX Railway after the express' cancellation.)
*1 turbo express locomotive (used 2009-) is the current locomotive

==Its Eventual Cancellation==
In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his [[PINGAS]], his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] of course) and shut down all operations effective immediately.
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