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Adobe Premiere

2010-11-27T20:54:15Z

Ristar200: /* Poopers who use this software */

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{{featured}}
[[Image:Premiere_pro_cs4_150x150.jpg‎|thumb|Sadly not as catchy as the title "A-chode-be Premiere".]]
You won't find it in [[Nairobi]], though they have spectacular [[Hotel Mario|hotels]].
Adobe Premiere is another popular pooping platform, although it isn't used as frequently as [[Sony Vegas]], most likely because the program requires a powerful computer to run it and isn't nearly as easy to pirate. Still, many highly-regarded poopers are known to use it. First released in December 1991, the relatively simple and intuitive interface of Adobe Premiere is frequently compared to that of a Boeing 747-800. There are two types of Premiere; Premiere Elements is the more user-friendly, cheaper version, but also has less effects compared to its more complex brother, Premiere Pro. The major downside to Pro is that it can cost an upwards of $600, at most retailers.

=Advantages=
===Over WMM===
* Layering (i.e. placing a clip on top of another.)
* Simple reverse effect (In WMM, a reverse effect is possible, but it requires timing. You start by cutting the clips small enough and they are rearranged. The end result comes out jerky and unpolished.)
* Time stretching (you can speed up and slow down by whatever amount you want. Pitch shift is optional.)
* More visual effects (Other effects of this caliber can be installed on Movie Maker with the use of custom plugins. Extra plugins do exist for Vegas, but they are expensive)
* Capable of other methods of [[Ear Rape]]
* Audio effects including [[pitch shift]] (popular for [[YTPMV]]s) and reverb. (Pitch shift only exists in WMM XP, but even then, you must speed up or slow down a clip with it.)
* More reliable (the program does not crash as often as WMM, which can crash by itself. Compared to Vegas however, Premiere crashes sometimes to the point that reinstalling the program is required, as [[Stegblob]] can attest.)

=Disadvantages=
===Over WMM===
* Requires a more powerful computer to run properly.
* Adobe Premiere Pro is extremely expensive, while Movie Maker comes free.
* Said to be impossible to find in Nairobi.

=Adobe Premiere Elements=
Adobe Premiere Elements had its first version released in September 2004, with the most recent release (Adobe Premiere Elements 8.0) being released in October 2009. Curiously, the releases skipped from 4.0 right to 7.0, as if Adobe couldn't care less about the numbers in between (although it was likely to match the release titles of the ''Photoshop Elements'' series).

Adobe Premiere Elements is kind of like Adobe Premiere Pro, but it is more affordable, has a more intuitive interface, and can run on less powerful computers. Most poopers who don't want to shell out hundreds of dollars on the Pro version instead prefer to spend $80 on this version, since Elements can still get the job done pretty damn well. The differences between the two platforms exist but can be looked over; Elements doesn't have colour correction as advanced as the professional release, nor does it have multicamera editing or time remapping.

=Poopers who use this software=
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Bigluigiandsonicfan]]
*[[Hobopigeon]]
*[[IkwaylxZ|Ikwaylx]]
*[[MAZZ0Murder]]
*[[Misselaineous10]] (she also uses Vegas as of recently in April 2009)
*[[NinjaCoachZ]]
*[[OlmecProductions|Olmec]]
*[[Quax94]] (did use but moved to Vegas)
*[[SeductiveBaz]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[toadomos]]
*[[TorNisYTP]]
*[[Deepercutt]]
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[MrTennek]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]] (did use but moved to Vegas)
*[[JakeSteel]]
*[[DoomZappo]] (did use but moved to Vegas)
*[[Avojaifnot]]
*[[ristar200]]

Ristar200

2010-11-26T03:17:02Z

Ristar200: New page: {{pooper}} {{Pooperbox |name=ristar200 |image=FRESH PRINCE.jpg |1stmade=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtCOaK6RfKU Wait, this isn't right] |sources=Angry Video Game Nerd, [[John Madde...

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=ristar200
|image=FRESH PRINCE.jpg
|1stmade=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtCOaK6RfKU Wait, this isn't right]
|sources=[[Angry Video Game Nerd]], [[John Madden]], Whitest Kids U' Know
|methods= Stutter, a lot of stutter
|tech=
|realname= Pricks McGhee
|sex=Male
|nationality=
|youtubeaccount= ristar200
}}
ristar200 doesn't actually exist, in fact, he's a robot from your imagination.
==In brief==

==History==
"I first discovered Youtube Poop when I was looking up video of the classic video game [[Hotel Mario]]. It eventually brought me to a video with the term "YouTube Poop" at some point. It was a "Hotel Mario intro with nouns replaced by poop" or something similar to that. I eventually really liked some of the floating mario head stuff, and [[Mama Luigi]]. I eventually made [http://www.youtube.com/user/mmrythnkr THE WORST YOUTUBE CHANNEL YOU'LL EVER SEE], and I posted my first "YouTube Poop" with Windows Movie Maker. Then I made another [http://www.youtube.com/user/ristar200 Youtube Channel] Eventually, I sold out and bought Adobe Premiere Elements 7, and actually made some [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmb4YJ5ozk Kind of decent shit].
===First poop seen===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6VWfUsNa8 Hotel Mario (Nouns Replaced With "PINGAS")]

===First poop made===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtCOaK6RfKU Wait, this isn't right]
NOTE: TURN YOUR FUCKING SPEAKERS DOWN BECAUSE IT BEGINS WITH THE WORST HIGH PITCHED NOISE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN HISTORY.
==Style==
Not a ton of sources are used multiple times, but I enjoy
===Preferred Sources===
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*[[John Madden]]

===Preferred Methods===

*[[Reversing]]
*Stutter
*Mirror
===Preferred Software===

*[[Windows Movie Maker]]
*[[Adobe Premiere]]

===Dislikes===

*EVERYTHING
*Fred
*Kaleidoscopic rapefests
*[[Baseball]]
*[[Irate Gamer]]

==Reception==
47 SUBSCRIBERS YEEEEAHH
===Criticism===
*too lazy to make more than one video per month
===Achievements===
*absolutely [[no]]thing.

==Associates==


===Online===
*doctereggman
*SeligSuper

===Influences===
*[[SuperYoshi]]
*[[XMasterZing]]
*[[Terroristx124]]

===Fans===





==Other Information==
*nope
===Trivia===
*nope
*Owns every video game ever released to man
*often misspells his name "Ristar200" with a capital R
*Name is pronounced "wrist are too hun dread"
*Name was supposed to be "Ristar2008", but it was messed up when it was entered in to GameFAQs' form
===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/ristar200 YouTube Account]
*[http://youtube.com/user/mmrythnkr Terrible original account that I got in the seventh grade and it's filled with terrible videos, some of which are really, really horrible YouTube Poop]

===Other Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/r200reviews Shit Reviews account]

File:FRESH PRINCE.jpg

2010-11-26T02:05:31Z

Ristar200:

User:Ristar200

2010-11-26T01:38:49Z

Ristar200: New page: hooray

hooray

John Madden

2010-11-21T21:25:10Z

Ristar200: /* Quotes */

<div class="toc" style="background: #39f; color: #fff;">[[Image:CharNice.jpg]] JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN '''[[YouTube_Poop_Characters|JOHN MADDEN]]'''.</div><includeonly>[[Category:Characters]]</includeonly>
[[Image:JOHN_MADDEN.jpg‎|thumb|JOHN MADDEN.]]
John Madden is a legendary [[American Football]] [[SSpelunker|commentator]] who is liked by many people including [[MrDrunkenFox]] and [[Guysafari]]. Rumored that [[SuperYoshi]] personally knows him as he is a member of the John Madden fan club. John is one of the few people to draw a [[penis]] in prime time television; he has hundreds of (American) football games made by [[EA]], Park Place, and [[Tiertex]]; but SuperYoshi states that it is only John Madden Football if he appears on the box which would mean that he doesn't get many games then. He was intended to be the mascot of [[Youtube Poop]] itself but [[RetroJape]] just had to make that Super Jario Bros that had [[Mama Luigi]] in it, that fuck. Also he has possession of Big Time Football who nobody else has.<br>

He once bought Youchewpoop (that's right, the forums) for $2 from [[Conrad Slater]]; he then sold it to [[Dopply]] for $500 ($475 John Madden strategy fee, the rest for profit) but gave the strategy to please the fans. Sadly though, the team was inexperienced even after giving him [[youch1]] and his own account so John Madden hacked the forums to include a banner of himself. The public loved it until the admins had to revert it. Rumor has it that this caused his TV retirement. :(

==Games==
*John Madden Football (The Clunky No BIG TIME FOOTBALL edition)
*John Madden Football
*John Madden Football (Nintendo censored)
*John Madden Football 92
*JOHN MADDEN FUTTOBORU (Japan only)
*John Madden Football 93
*Madden 64 (Not actually based in 1964)
*Madden NFL 94
*Madden NFL 95
*Madden NFL 96
*Madden NFL 97
*Madden NFL 98
*Madden NFL 99
*Madden NFL Hall of Fame Edition (the rarest of Big Time Football)
*Madden NFL 2000-2011

==Quotes==
*HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
*JOHN MADDEN (also JHN MDDN)
*Boom!
*That was a heck of a JOHN MADDEN
*First down
*Fumble
*Interception
*Touchdown
*Now let's take another look at that on the instant replay.
*The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field.
*HEY, YOU WANT BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS, THE BOOM, THE DOINK, THE WHAP? IT'S ALL HERE. THIS IS MY GAME.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouhxAZoTi4 Suddenly Brett Favre Appears!]
*Funyans are a snack that taste like onions, but their not made of onions. They're made out of potatoes.
*[[Dr. Robotnik|Who Cares!?]] [[Peter Griffin|He's]] ruining the perfectly [[good]] game of [[American Football|Football!!!]]
*Get ready for Madden NFL 99!
*BRETT FAVRE
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[[Category:Characters - Male]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Real People]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]]

Fish

2010-10-24T21:42:32Z

Ristar200:

{{food}}
[[Image:Magikarp.png|frame|A typical fish.]]
[[Image:deaughfish.png|frame|A fish reacts to unpleasance.]]
'''''Nick Tatoupolis:''' That's a lot of fish!''<br>

A '''fish''' is an aquatic creature. Fish reside in [[Volvic Revive|water]], but some can only survive in specific types of water. For whatever reason, [[Gwonam]] drew a picture of a fish on [[It is written|his scroll]].

Fish have never done anything for us. Why should we help them? They are but a foolish type of being, and despite their abundance, they are doomed to be killed with the rest of the planet when we eventually run out of water.

Fish makes a great [[dinner]].

==List of fish==
*Nemo
*King Nergill
*[[Darkstalkers|Rikuo]]
*[[List of Pokémon|Magikarp]]
*Goldeen
*Feebas
*The Zoras
*[[Tom, the Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]]
*[[Strong Bad|Deep-Sea Fangly Fish]]
*Purplefish
*[[Kanye West]]

==Other Information==
*Rikuo is curiously attractive for a fishman. [[Anakaris]] wants to get into his pants.
*[[Dolphins|A dolphin]] is not a fish.
*Fish is commonly eaten with [[British]]-style [[Chips]], which are known as [[French]] fries to [[Americans]].
*There are plenty of [[Girls|fish]] in the sea. 
*Former President [[George W. Bush]] believes that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.
*Fish can also be used as a [[masturbation|masturbatory]] aid.
*There are no fish in Lake Dena.
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:Species]]

File:Deaughfish.png

2010-10-24T21:39:10Z

Ristar200: DEAUGHHAHGHHGUAGH

DEAUGHHAHGHHGUAGH

John Madden

2010-10-24T02:08:02Z

Ristar200: /* Quotes */

<div class="toc" style="background: #39f; color: #fff;">[[Image:CharNice.jpg]] JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN '''[[YouTube_Poop_Characters|JOHN MADDEN]]'''.</div><includeonly>[[Category:Characters]]</includeonly>
[[Image:JOHN_MADDEN.jpg‎|thumb|JOHN MADDEN.]]
John Madden is a legendary [[American Football]] [[SSpelunker|commentator]] who is liked by many people including [[MrDrunkenFox]] and [[Guysafari]]. Rumored that [[SuperYoshi]] personally knows him as he is a member of the John Madden fan club. John is one of the few people to draw a [[penis]] in prime time television; he has hundreds of (American) football games made by [[EA]], Park Place, and [[Tiertex]]; but SuperYoshi states that it is only John Madden Football if he appears on the box which would mean that he doesn't get many games then. He was intended to be the mascot of [[Youtube Poop]] itself but [[RetroJape]] just had to make that Super Jario Bros that had [[Mama Luigi]] in it, that fuck. Also he has possession of Big Time Football who nobody else has.<br>

He once bought Youchewpoop (that's right, the forums) for $2 from [[Conrad Slater]]; he then sold it to [[Dopply]] for $500 ($475 John Madden strategy fee, the rest for profit) but gave the strategy to please the fans. Sadly though, the team was inexperienced even after giving him [[youch1]] and his own account so John Madden hacked the forums to include a banner of himself. The public loved it until the admins had to revert it. Rumor has it that this caused his TV retirement. :(

==Games==
*John Madden Football (The Clunky No BIG TIME FOOTBALL edition)
*John Madden Football
*John Madden Football (Nintendo censored)
*John Madden Football 92
*JOHN MADDEN FUTTOBORU (Japan only)
*John Madden Football 93
*Madden 64 (Not actually based in 1964)
*Madden NFL 94
*Madden NFL 95
*Madden NFL 96
*Madden NFL 97
*Madden NFL 98
*Madden NFL 99
*Madden NFL Hall of Fame Edition (the rarest of Big Time Football)
*Madden NFL 2000-2011

==Quotes==
*HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
*JOHN MADDEN (also JHN MDDN)
*Boom!
*That was a heck of a JOHN MADDEN
*First down
*Fumble
*Interception
*Touchdown
*The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field.
*HEY, YOU WANT BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS, THE BOOM, THE DOINK, THE WHAP? IT'S ALL HERE. THIS IS MY GAME
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Male]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Real People]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]]

Whinefeld

2010-10-24T02:04:22Z

Ristar200:

{{Char}}
{{Media}}
===Description===
Whinefeld is a scene from the game ''"[[Stay Tooned!]]"'', which has become popular over the last couple of months.
{{vid|m3wUM1EHsyA}}
{{VidCaption|fgilvh9v2wI|Whinefeld will make out with your children! Whinefeld will [[cum]] in their [[ass]]es!}}
{{VidCaption|Juikf-mLu1s|The [[Teen Titans]]' reaction towards Whinefeld.}}
===First Used In A Poop By===
[[SkyGuy16]]

===Often Used By===
[[HoZKiNZPooP]]

===Reactions To Whinefeld===
Many poopers have reacted very positively to this source, despite it just showing different characters just making (whining) sounds. Though to be fair, it could've just been due to lAMGOOMBA (an alt account of [[HoZKiNZPooP]]) uploading it onto his [[YouTube]] account. However, characters from the [[Youtube Poop]] universe have been mostly negative to it, due to whatever reason there possibly is. One example of a negative reaction was that all of the [[Teen Titans]] saw it as if it was like watching a horror movie. But [[enough]] of that, lets just see what those people have to say about it.

*[[King Harkinian]]: "(Laughs) This is funny!"
*[[Cyborg]]: "[[No]]w [[I]]'m really sick to my stomach."
*[[Beast Boy]]: "Is it over?"
**Starfire: "I dare not open my eyes to find out."
*[[Robin]]: "[[I]]'ve fought [[The Joker|psychotic villians,]] robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters; but that is the scariest thing I've ever seen."
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: "Just what the [[hell]] was that all about?"
*Jerry Seinfeld: "Damn."
*[[Link]]: "What the [[fuck]] is going on around here?"
*Link (again): "Who the [[fuck]] are [[you]]?"
*[[Ganon]]: He just has it on his cape... that means that he likes it. It especially helps due to [[Link]]'s fear of it.
*[[Morshu]]: "This must make Larry David a little, MMMMMMMMMMM, richer!"
*[[Super Macho Man]]: "[[Yes|Yeah! YEAH!!!]]"
**[[M. Bison]]: "[[Yes|Yes! YES!!!]]"
*[[Rolf]]: "POPPY[[Penis|COCK]]!!!"
**[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]: *gasp* "BLASPHEMY!!!"
*[[Adolf Hitler]]: "HEIL HITLER!!!"
*[[Aran Ryan]]: "Yer pretty like me sister!"
*[[Disco Kid]]: "FANTASTIC!!"
*[[Doc Louis]]: "Holy smokes, [[you]]'re the real deal!"
*[[Claude Frollo]]: "But a clever witch! So typical of your kind to twist the truth to cloud the mind with unholy thoughts!"
*[[Gaston]]: "How the [[fuck]] can [[I]] [[masturbating|get off]] to this bull[[shit]]?!"
**[[Claude Frollo]]: "Get out, [[you]] idiot!"
*[[Hank Hill]]: "BOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*[[Captain Falcon]]: "HUH?!"

===Memorable Quotes===
*"Eughh"
*"Aughh"
*"Ach"
*"Pop"
*"Ahh-humph"

[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1995]]

John Madden

2010-10-24T01:54:16Z

Ristar200: /* Games */

<div class="toc" style="background: #39f; color: #fff;">[[Image:CharNice.jpg]] JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN '''[[YouTube_Poop_Characters|JOHN MADDEN]]'''.</div><includeonly>[[Category:Characters]]</includeonly>
[[Image:JOHN_MADDEN.jpg‎|thumb|JOHN MADDEN.]]
John Madden is a legendary [[American Football]] [[SSpelunker|commentator]] who is liked by many people including [[MrDrunkenFox]] and [[Guysafari]]. Rumored that [[SuperYoshi]] personally knows him as he is a member of the John Madden fan club. John is one of the few people to draw a [[penis]] in prime time television; he has hundreds of (American) football games made by [[EA]], Park Place, and [[Tiertex]]; but SuperYoshi states that it is only John Madden Football if he appears on the box which would mean that he doesn't get many games then. He was intended to be the mascot of [[Youtube Poop]] itself but [[RetroJape]] just had to make that Super Jario Bros that had [[Mama Luigi]] in it, that fuck. Also he has possession of Big Time Football who nobody else has.<br>

He once bought Youchewpoop (that's right, the forums) for $2 from [[Conrad Slater]]; he then sold it to [[Dopply]] for $500 ($475 John Madden strategy fee, the rest for profit) but gave the strategy to please the fans. Sadly though, the team was inexperienced even after giving him [[youch1]] and his own account so John Madden hacked the forums to include a banner of himself. The public loved it until the admins had to revert it. Rumor has it that this caused his TV retirement. :(

==Games==
*John Madden Football (The Clunky No BIG TIME FOOTBALL edition)
*John Madden Football
*John Madden Football (Nintendo censored)
*John Madden Football 92
*JOHN MADDEN FUTTOBORU (Japan only)
*John Madden Football 93
*Madden 64 (Not actually based in 1964)
*Madden NFL 94
*Madden NFL 95
*Madden NFL 96
*Madden NFL 97
*Madden NFL 98
*Madden NFL 99
*Madden NFL Hall of Fame Edition (the rarest of Big Time Football)
*Madden NFL 2000-2011

==Quotes==
*HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
*JOHN MADDEN (also JHN MDDN)
*Boom!
*That was a heck of a JOHN MADDEN
*First down
*Fumble
*Interception
*Touchdown
*The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field.
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Male]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Real People]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]]

Batman

2010-05-29T18:39:04Z

Ristar200: /* Quotes */

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[[Image:Superbat.jpg|thumb|320px|left|He's not [[Superman]]... ''he's Batman.'']]
[[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick [[Robin]].]]
[[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]]
[[Image:GoddamnBatman.jpg|thumb|''He's the Goddamn Batman.'']]
{{vid|EOSvzHRWlww}}
{{vid|1jgE-lrfZ3k}}
[[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]
[[Image:Flashbat.jpg|thumb|right|If [[Batman]]'s hand ever touches [[you]], [[you]] will most likely [[die]].]]
[[Image:Jhyji8.jpg|thumb|right|The only thing Batman fears are <s>bats</s> bees themselves.]]
'''Batman''' is regarded as one of the world's most famous <s>superheroes</s> vigilantes. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]]. His alter-ego is the [[Money|rich]] millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody.

==Skills & Abilities==
* Peak Martial Artist
* World's Best Detective
[[Image:BatNips.jpg|thumb|left|His Bat Nipples can do anything, except for curing cancer.]]
* Cunning
* Rich
* Growling his words so no one can understand him
* Taking your balloons
* Having a gay sidekick
* Being Batman
* Creating sticky icky situations with his Bat Nipples that can shoot [[no|acidic male milk]]. (Too bad he never ''did'' capitalize on that.)
==Quotes==
*"I'm Batman."
*"THE BASEMENT!"
*"Corn!"
*"Maize!"
*"EARL!"
*"Beloved Children!?"
*"WHERE IS HE?!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
*"Sleep tight my ward."
*"What, are you dense? Are you [[retard]]ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
*"This Is WAR!!!"
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Bees, My God."
*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here."
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!"
*"I have given a name to my pain!"
*"I have given a pain to my name!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
*"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!"
*"Drop your punch!"
*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I'm Batman."
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
*"I smell like cats, Robin!"
*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
*"[[Yes]]!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Well shed (said), Robin!"
*"Paws off the [[cock]]s-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
*"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]"
*"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]"
*"This is why [[Superman]] works alone."
*"''I'm Batman.''"
*"Some days you can't get rid of a [[bomb]]"

===Trivia===
[[Image:Batman Crying.jpg|thumb|left|Batman once cried manly tears when he spoke his famous one-liner.]]
*He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies.
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]].
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
*He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
*He also had more [[Robin]]s on his side when years go by.
*One time, Batman actually be[[came]] [[:Category:Fat Characters|a couch potato.]] Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's [[fat]][[ass]].
*He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]
*Batman knows the reason why [[Superman]] works alone.
**However, he doesn't know why [[Satan|the devil]] made rock n' roll music in the first place.
*He hates bees. Bees. My God.
*He's Batman.

=== First Used In A Poop By ===
*[[EnoRed]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Nostalgia Critic]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
[[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Christian]]
[[Category:Warner Bros.]]

Chad Warden

2010-05-29T18:28:23Z

Ristar200: /* Fun Facts */

{{media}}
{{CharBox
|name=Charley M. Warden
|image=Chadwarden.jpg
|shows=
|sex=Male
|age=
|occupation=Playstation 3 Fanboy/Gay Nigga
|cast=
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Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the [[Playstation 3|PS TRIPPLE]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360]]. Whether or not this is true, he completely [[fuck]]ed up his reasoning by making weird noises and talking about wiping his ass with a dildo.

On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video '''Why [[Playstation 3|PS3]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360|360]]''' in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines.

As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and [[no|hanging out with his friends.]] [[No]]thing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him [[yes|sucking dick.]] [[No]]wadays, however, we have [[no]] clue what he's doing at all and he 's presumed to be [[die|dead]] [[no|at this point to the Internet.]]
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[[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|[[Demoman]] after watching the [[retard|retardation]] of Chad Warden talking about how the [[Playstation 3]] is better then the [[Xbox 360]] & the [[Nintendo Wii]].]]

==Death?==
Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by [[Angry German Kid|some pissed off German kid]] who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is.
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bN5ZeKVCZ0]

Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's [[Your face|face]]. Chad Warden [[die|dies]] afterwards.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzHSo2z52o]]

==Posessions==

*A Dildo (Deal Dough)
*Ps-Triple
*An Escalade
*Sushi
*Wario Ware Shove up yo' ass game
*Niggas
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]]

==Likes==

*Tru Niggas
*Ps Triple
*His Caddy
*Final Fantasy 7
*Sushi
*His Slick Black Hair
*Dealing Dough
*[[Shit|High School Musical]]
*[[Kaz Hirai]]
*Spending 599 U.S. Dollars (US$ 599) on a PS3
*His 3mm long [[dick]]
*BALLIN'
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*The Chintendo Vii
*Giant enemy crabs
*Parties with shrooms.
*Rappers Fighting
*50 Cent
*Lil' Jon
[[Image:Baaaaaaaaaaaalinsp4.jpg|thumb|right|Well, that about sums it up.]]
==Dislikes==
*The [[Legend of Zelda]] Series
*[[Link|That Little Bitch]]
*And His Little Bitch-Ass [[Sword]]
*And His Little Shield
*And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH
*The [[Wario]]-Ware Series
*The [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
*The XBOX Circle (He never did too well in Geometry)
*[[Halo|GAYLO 3]]
*Tears of War
*[[Mario]] Party (Cause he don't smoke [[illegal|shrooms]] and shit.)
*That One Little Fat Bitch
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]]
*[[Oogtar]]

==Fun Facts==
*He's gay.
*He likes to have [[Sex]] with the PS Triple.
*He has had sex with [[Naruto]].
*He's gay!
*He has had sex with [[Soulja Boy|Retard]].
*He has an I.Q. of -1.
*He molests [[Godofgta3]].
*He has NO friends.
*His parents hate him.
*He's also a [[Soulja Boy]] [[penis|Dick]] Ryda.
*Did I forget to mention that he's gay?
*Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards.
*[[King Dedede]] looks down on him with shame.
*Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting the stub of a [[Penis]] he has.
*Has a crush on [[Gaspra]], who is obviously way too good for him.
*Has been compared to [[Gay Luigi]] combined with the force of [[anti-Uctions]].
*He likes [[gay]] [[niggas]]
*His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga.
*He aint talkin' about dat [[Wii]].
*When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2".
*He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the [[Playstation 3]]'s Playstation Network.
*He'll give us 600 dollars just to shut the hell up

==Often Used By==

*[[Conrad Slater]]
*[[Seconteen]]
*[[PeskeyPlumber]] (Gameboy version)
*[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
*[[Mmb101]]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Drkneegrow lololthisguy]
*[[tinywnorth]]
*[[Deepercutt]]
*All those who believe that the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] and/or the [[Xbox 360]] are really better than the [[Playstation 3]].
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