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Wario

2008-08-31T18:00:35Z

RedMage8BT:

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|name=Wario
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'''Wario''' is the other major antagonist in [[Mario]]'s life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by [[Dr. Light]] gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and [[Luigi]] attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. [[Robotnik]], Mario, [[Marvin the Martian]], and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames.

Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make viewers obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother [[Waluigi]] could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The [[Bagel]], [[Cheatsy|Cheatsy Koopa]], 4, [[The Faces of Evil]], [[The Lobe]], The Blob, Viacom, The Irate Gamer, and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]], a little purple pogo stick, Rocko's Modern Life, The [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd]], and [[Kids' WB!]], respectively).

[[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[PENISH]].]]‎

==Trivia==
*It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen.
*Is liked by [[Blightcopy]].
*[[Loud Kiddington]] dislikes him because he is a grouch.
*Was rumoured to be called McBacon on the Internet until he disappeared wihtout a trace.
*He may be related to [[Anime Luigi]].
*Obey him, destroy Mario.

==Quotes==
*"Obey Wario, destroy Mario!"
*"D'OH, I MISSED"
*"Oh yeah, Wario wins!"

Dr. Wily

2008-08-30T06:30:31Z

RedMage8BT:

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'''Dr. Albert W. Wily''' is a character who appeared both [[Captain N: The Game Master]] and [[Mega Man]]. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Dun as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.
==Famous lines==

[[Image:Drwily.jpg|thumb| I need to program his HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH brain.]]

*I Hate Megaman, he ruins <s>everything</s> Megaman
*Poop.
*You overgrown circuit.

==Trivia==
* He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a [[Mama Luigi|breathing problem anyways]].
* Laughs all the time.
* Didn't put enough [[cum]] into Protoman.
* Used by [[The Electric Cheese]], [[seconteen13]], [[Furnessly]] and that's it.
* He hates Megaman.
* Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by theivin bastards
* He once tried to rape [[Gay Luigi]] but failed.
* He owns a [[Chad Warden|PS3]] and changed its name to the Guidence System.
* Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidence in a video.

User:RedMage8BT

2008-08-30T06:05:40Z

RedMage8BT:

RedMage8BT is a pooper who is best known for making the most overrated YouTube Poop ever made: Leave [[Mama Luigi]] Alone. He is also well known for making the complete and utter piece of shit known as OVER A MILLION wich is liek scuh a rypuf ov OVER 9000. The only thing remotely good he has made is "THE GREATEST TRANSFORMATION EVER WITNESSED", although greater transformations have occurred, just not witnessed, and transformations in general rank somewhat low on the greatness scale.

User:RedMage8BT

2008-08-30T06:05:14Z

RedMage8BT: New page: RedMage8BT is a pooper who is best known for making the most overrated YouTube Poop ever made: Leave Mama Luigi Alone. He is also well known for making the complete and utter piece of ...

RedMage8BT is a pooper who is best known for making the most overrated YouTube Poop ever made: Leave [[Mama Luigi]] Alone. He is also well known for making the complete and utter piece of shit known as OVER A MILLION wich is liek scuh a rypuf ov OVER 9000. The only thing remotely good he has made is "THE GREATEST TRANSFORMATION EVER WITNESSED", although greater transformations hvae occurred, just not witnessed, and transformations in general rank somewhat low on the greatness scale.