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Miles "Tails" Prower

2010-05-05T12:57:45Z

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[[Image:Tails.png|frame|right|Tails, as (s)he appears in modern times.]]
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' (real name ''Ami Mizuno'') is a female/male actor who [[Love|loves]] to hang around with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and also a lesbian.

==Career==

Her first role was in [[Sailor Moon]] helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however [[Tiertex]] sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and [[DiC]] has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:

*When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
*Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
*The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're surrounding.)

After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.

[[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]

==Quotes==
*HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!
*LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
*SHADOW, LOOK OUT!
*So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told [[Dr. Eggman|him]].)
*That's ''Astronaut Tails'' to you, Sonic!
[[Image:Tails smoking.jpg|thumb|right|Tails and [[Grounder]] share a smoke.]]
==Trivia==
*During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
*She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
*Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
*Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers.
*Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
*Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
*Has an eviler form known as [[Tails Doll]].
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
*Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]].
*Wants to stay up and masturbate.
*Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
*People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
*Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
*Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with [[M10]] by [[Greenback Koopa]] due to his colourblindness.
*She was once [[Gay|gay]]-married to [[Krystal]] from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for [[Fox McCloud]], while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
*Is friends with Poison from ''Final Fight''. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
*Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel.

[[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[fat]]?!]]
[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]]
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Forms

2010-05-05T12:54:13Z

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[[Image:FacesOfLuigi_Apkinesis.png|thumb|Here's some of Luigi's alternate forms.]]
Forms basically mean that under certain circumstances, a [[YouTube Poop Characters|Youtube Poop character]] can turn into someone or something else. What makes a character qualified is unknown. But really, who cares?
This list is most likely still incomplete.

==List of Forms==

===Mario===
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|[[Mario]] in the rare form called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]]
[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|A fake form of Mario that's created by [[Bowser Jr.]]]]
*[[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[One Eyed Orange Mario]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Mario Luigi]]
*[[Retard Mario]]
*[[Santa Mario]]
*[[Game Mario]]
*[[Real Mario]]
*[[Mario Head]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dr. Mario]]
**Paper [[Dr. Mario]] (Was only seen in [[Dr. Mario]] 64.)
*Mari
*Malltranari
*Somari (A fucked up fusion between Mario and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog.]])
*Paper Mario
*Whale Mario
*Giant Ninja Mario
*Referee Mario (Is found only in the [[Nintendo|NES]] games of [[Punch Out!!]])
*[[King of Town|Homestar Mario]]
*The Simpsons' Mario
*[[Mario Mario]] (Is the fake version of Real Mario.)
*Bloated Mario (When he swallows too much water or Chuckola Cola.)
*Anime Mario

===Luigi===
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Retard Mama Luigi]]
*[[Egg Luigi]]
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*[[Mario Luigi]]
*[[Debrotherized Luigi]]
*[[Stone Luigi]]
*[[Weegee]]
*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
*[[God Luigi]]
*[[Fat Luigi]]
*[[Anime Luigi]]
*[[Game Luigi]]
*[[Emo Luigi]]
*[[Farmer Luigi]]
*[[Mr. L]] ([[Evil]] version of [[Luigi]].)
*[[Regular Luigi]]
*[[Real Luigi]]
*Luigizilla
*[[Luigi Mario]] (The fake version of Real Luigi.)
*Surfboard Luigi (used by Mario to surf in the Beanbean Kingdom)

===[[King Koopa]]===
*[[Blue Koopa]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
*[[Koopone]]
*Human King Koopa
*[[Gay|Brokeback Koopa]]
*[[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]] (It's basically the same thing as [[Dry Bones]], only it involves King Koopa instead of an average Koopa.)
*[[Vanilla Ice]] Age (His version/parody of [[Vanilla Ice]].)
*[[Robbie Rockwell]] (Half-human hybrid that sells televisions.)
*Racooooooooooooon Koopa

===Other===
*[[M. Bison|Bison's Arse]] (Form of [[M. Bison]].)
*[[Super Robotnik]] (Form of [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik.]])
*[[Robotnikclaus]] (Form of Robotnik.)
*[[God Rabbit]] (Form of [[Dr. Rabbit]].)
*[[LULZ Sora]] (Form of [[Sora]].)
*[[Yoshkins]] (Form of [[Yoshi]].)
*[[Pirate]] [[Yoshi]] (Form of Yoshi.)
*Führer K. Rool (Form of [[King K. Rool]].)
*Ice/Plasma/Fire/Sleep/Cook etc. Kirby (Forms of [[Kirby]])
*Astronaut Tails (Form of [[Tails]].)
*Wario Head (Form of [[Wario]].)
**Paper Wario (Paper form of [[Wario]] that only appeared in [[Dr. Mario]] 64.)
*Captain Melonhead (Heroic form of [[Jonny]].)
**The Gourd ([[Evil]] form of Captain Melonhead, who is Jonny.)
*Splinter The Wonderwood (Heroic form of [[Plank]].)
**[[Bear Hugger|Timber]] The Dark Shard (Evil form of [[Plank]].)
*Super Bogus Man (Form of [[Super Macho Man]].)
*White [[Michael Jackson]] (Form of Michael Jackson.)
*Zombie Michael Jackson (Form of [[Michael Jackson]] that appeared in the Thriller video that could return especially when/if he gets out of [[The Pit]].)
*Werewolf Michael Jackson (Another form of Michael Jackson who also appeared in Thriller.)
*Santa Dedede (Form of [[King Dedede]].)
*Moar/Morbid Krabs (Form of [[Mr. Krabs]].)
*[[The Purple Pervert]] (Alter ego/form of [[Waluigi]].)
*Professor Scam (Evil form of [[Eddy]].)
*The [[Boobs|Bub]]onic Plague (Form of [[Edd]].)
*Lothar The Vi[[The King|king]] (Form of [[Ed]].)
*[[Hell|Dark Bones]] (Form of [[Dry Bones]] from hell that is dark-coloured, with a spikey shell and red eyes)
*[[Giga Mac]] ([[Evil]] big form of [[Little Mac]].)
*[[The Challenger]] (Green-haired form of [[Little Mac]] who also arm wrestles during his spare time.)
*[[Mask X]] (The arm wrestling form of [[Bald Bull]].)
*The Stealer of Bikes (Form of [[Doc Louis]].)
*[[The Incredible Hulk|Angry Doc Louis]] (Form of [[Doc Louis]] that only appears when [[you]] k[[no]]ck his [[Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]] out of his hands.)
*[[Vodka Drunkenski]] (Drunk form of [[Soda Popinski]].)
*Anakin Skywalker ([[Good]] form of [[Darth Vader]].)
*[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] (Form of [[Sasuke|Sasuke Uchiha]].)
*Orochi Iori/Leona/etc. (Forms of various [[SNK|The King of Fighters]] characters.)
*Flyborg (Form of [[Cyborg]].)
*Young [[Link]] (Young form of [[Link]].)
*Toon Link (Form of [[Link]].)
*[[Donkey Kong Jr.]] (Young form of [[Donkey Kong]].)
*Mecha [[Donkey Kong]] (Robotic form of [[Donkey Kong]]. However, his little <s>[[ass|butt]]</s> buddy, [[Diddy Kong]], mistakes him as a washing machine.)
*[[Donkey Kong]] (Old (former) form of [[Cranky Kong]].)
[[Image:Newmechazelda.jpg|thumb|right|Here's a really rare form of [[Zelda]].]]
[[Image:Midget Mr. Sandman.JPG|thumb|right|This is the rare midget form of [[Mr. Sandman]].]]
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Another rare form! This time, it's [[Frollo]]'s rare form called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]]]]
*[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]] (Form of [[Will Smith]] in... well, "[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]].")
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Insane]] [[Aran Ryan]] (Form of [[Aran Ryan]] seen in ''Punch-Out!!'' Wii.)
*Evil Ryu (Basically, it's the evil form of [[Ryu]].)
*Violent Ken (A violent form of [[Ken Masters]] that has an afro.)
*Shin Akuma (A [[God Luigi|God-]][[God Rabbit|like]] form of [[Akuma]].)
*God/Ultimate Rugal (A [[God Luigi|God-]][[God Rabbit|like]] form of [[Rugal Bernstein]].)
*Afro Sergeant (A form of [[Keroro]] that's dressed like a dancer.)
*Professor Patch (Form of [[Don Patch]].)
*Mecha Zelda (Rare form of [[Zelda|Princess Zelda]].)
*Sheik (tomboy form of Zelda)
*[[Ganon]] (Form of [[Ganondorf]]; [[Yes|is possibly done the other way around.]])
*Florentine ([[Evil]] [[Satan]]ic form of [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder.]])
*[[Galvatron]] (Upgraded form of [[Megatron]].)
*[[Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime|Rodimus Prime]] (Upgraded form of [[Sexy|Hot]] [[PENIS|Rod]].)
*[[Cyclonus]] (Upgraded form of Skywarp.)
*Scourge (Upgraded form of Thundercracker.)
*Devastator (Combined form of Scrapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Hook, Mixmaster and Long Haul)
*Omega Prime (Combined form of [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Ultra Magnus]])
*Soundblaster (Black recolour of [[Soundwave]])
*Twincast (Yellow and blue recolour of Blaster)
*60's Kid (Time paradoxial 1960's form of [[90's Kid]].)
*[[Azumanga Daioh|Chef Tomo]] (Form of [[Tomo]] with a mustache.)
*[[The Princess]] (Form of [[Princess Toadstool]] (Could be a form of [[Princess Peach]].).)
*[[Princess Toadstool]] (Form of [[Princess Peach]].)
*Midget Mr. Sandman (Rare form of [[Mr. Sandman]].)
*Wario-Man (Form of Wario.)
*Flat Wario, Fat Wario, Dizzy Wario etc. (Forms of Wario in the Wario Land series.)
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Ringmaster]] [[Wario]] (Form of Wario.)
*Rapist [[Yoshi]] (Form of Yoshi.)
*[[Frollo]] [[Joker]] (Rare form of [[Frollo]]. Is not to be confused with [[The Joker|the original Joker.]])
*[[Hannah Montana]] (Form of Miley Cyrus wearing a blonde wig.)
*Shadow Mario (Form of [[Bowser Jr.]])
*[[Communist Superman]] (Also k[[no]]wn as "Superman: Red Son"; [[Communist]] form of [[Superman]] that fights for [[Joseph Stalin]] and the [[U.S.S.R.|Soviet]] way instead of [[Yes|Truth]], [[Phoenix Wright|Justice]], and the [[America]]n way.)
*[[AVGN|Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta, Bitch!]] (Rare form of [[Jesus Christ]].)
*[[Tails Doll]] ( Evil form of [[Tails]] )

Not all forms are confirmed, however.

Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-04-29T23:32:17Z

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[[Image:THATS_NO_GOOD.png‎|thumb|THAT'S NO GOOD!]]
Sonic is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]]. He also has a fetish for chili dogs like Fat Mario for toast and Gay Luigi for spaghetti.

==Biography==

Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industry...Yep...Look it up anywhere, I ain't lyin...

==Crimes==

[[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]]

Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag.

He killed [[Mario]] by ejaculating on him in super form. Sonic's semen was so acidic, it destroyed Mario's skin.

==Quotes==
*EXACTLY!
*LET'S SHIT!
*That's no good.
*You're too slow!
*URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!![[Image:Robbed.gif|thumb|right|Sonic just realizing something.]]
*Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.
*'''SHUT UP TAILS!!!'''
*Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!
*SHIT! Let's go!
*He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!
*Let's rock!
*Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm ''Sonic the Hedgehog!!''
*They might even open the gates of [[hell]]!
*Damn, they got away!
*Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?
*SPEED BREAK!!
*TIME BREAK!!
*I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!
*You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything your going to do! '''Strange isn't it?!'''
*Hey! THAT'S ''MY LINE!''

*Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!
*I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!
*Hey, Kids! [[Dr. Rabbit|Strangers]] may offer you all sorts of things to get [[you]] to [[cum|come]] with them, [[Nostalgia Critic|like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit,]] but chances are that [[Dr. Rabbit|they're]] just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's [[no]] [[good]]!!! So if a [[Dr. Rabbit|stranger]], especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch [[you]]r [[penis|chili dog]], just get outta there!

==Likes==
*Chili Dogs
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Breezie]]
*Freedom
*[[Tails]][[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg‎|thumb|right|Sonic before Sonic Shuffle. ]]
*Himself
*Relaxing
*[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]]
*Being a DJ.
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
*Tormenting Dr. Robotnik
*[[Namco]] (especially their ''Soulcalibur'' and ''Klonoa'' games)
*Tumble-dryers
*Hogging hedges

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==Hates==
*Water (unless it's in a glass)
**Swimming
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Silver the Hedgehog]]
*[[SNK]] (Even though they collaborated at least once.)
*Chip
*[[Sonic Underground]] (He insists that [[DiC]] made it without his permission.)
*Shaymin
*People who think he's [[gay]].
*His unpleasable fanbase.

==People Who Like Him==
[[Image:HEY_SONIC_by_advancedq.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic with one of his fanboys.]]

[[Image:Normal Prevails 079.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic The Hedgehog during his 18th Birthday.]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Sara]]
*[[Mario]] (sometimes)
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*Shahra
*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it.
*Cool people
*Heck, pretty much everybody in general.
*People who say they hate him.

==People Who Hate Him==
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":

[[Image:Classicsonic.jpg|right|160px|Sonic]]

* [[Dr. Robotnik]]
* [[Dr. Eggman]]
* Erazor Djinn
* Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
* [[Shredder]]
* Grouchy Smurf
* Ozu
* Mr. Grumpy (duh!)
* Mr. Clean
* [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)
* [[Mario]] (the rest of the time)
* Classic Sonic fans (Remember what I said about them being unpleasable?)
* [[Solid Snake]] (though he can't explain why)

==Trivia==

[[Image:16 fanart sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|left|An artist's common rendition of Sonic.]]

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*He loves tumble dryers.
*Has a giant ego. [http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/CaptainKRool/4-Showoff.jpg No really.]
*He is a pyromaniac.
*Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.
*He's trapped in there.
*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.
*He is a pervert.
*Has the power to go Super.
*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[No|local black kid]] to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
[[Image:Sequels1a.jpg|frame|right|The list of sequals Sonic The Hedgehog has done.]]
*Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
*Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?
*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a [[Lesbian|dyke]].
*During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the [[Sonic Underground]] songs and that it's [[Edd]] who does all the singing for him.
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)
*Was [[one]] of [[two]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]).
*Might be related to [[Don Patch]].
*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]].
*Also once used a [[sword]] for battle against the Black Knight.
*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]]
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Nostalgia Critic

2010-04-29T18:13:22Z

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[[Image:Critic.png|thumb|HI THERE]]

The Nostalgia Critic is a movie reviewer who reviews old media from the 80's/90's. He is kinda like [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|James Rolfe]], only more angry. In fact, a few months ago, he challenged the Nerd to review one horrible nostalgic movie. In return, he'd have to review a shitty game. He chose Bebe's Kids for the SNES, while the AVGN chose Ricky 1, which was a parody to the Rocky movies. Recently, he was shot in the head on accident by one of his friends, only to be resurrected by [[Optimus Prime]], the Jesus Christ of all cartoon characters. The guy who plays the Nostalgia Critic is named Douglas Walker, but he prefers to be called [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]. Under this alias, he has made videos called Bum Reviews and Ask ThatGuy, the fomer of which he dresses up as a hobo named [[Chester A. Bum]] and the latter where he dresses up all fancy like.

==Quotes==
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|This is the Nostalgia Critic whenever he takes [[Magic Drugs|magic drugs.]]]]
*"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to."
*I have an idea! Let's go to Potland!
*"A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!"
*"Ahem... RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!"
*"DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!"
*"♫GEEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!♫"
*"*WUH-WUH-WUH WHOOOOAAAAA*"
*"Oh for crying out loud, how could a movie make me cry over something that died eons ago?....LIKE THIS!!! (weeps)"
*"'[[Gay Luigi|EEEEEY!]] WOULDJA LIKE TO PLAY SOME POKÉMON?"
*"Fighting is...wrong!"
*"CAWWIFORNYA."
*"Nintendo: It makes you gay!"
*"Now them Duke boys had better plug in their Game Genie or look up some cheat codes, cuz there ain't no way they're getting out of this with all their lives!"
*"Yes, but will it bring back Becky?! WILL IT BRING BACK BECKY?!"
*"Look! It's Robyn's father Indiana Jones!"
*"[[No]] [[Pikachu]], [[Yes|no!]]"
*"Stop hitting yourself! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!!!"
*"Talk about self abuse..."
[[Image:Pikaslap.gif|thumb|NO, PIKACHU, NO!]]
*"You think you're about to achieve enlightenment. The pearly gates are opening up, and all the secrets of the universe are about to be revealed... BUT NO!!! ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IS *[[DuckTales|DUCK TALES]], WOO-HOO!!!*"
*"WHY DOES BUGS BUNNY KNOW WHAT A JOINT IS? IF BUGS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT A JOINT IS, THAT MEANS HE KNOWS WHAT DRUGS ARE. IF BUGS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT DRUGS ARE, THAT MEANS THE REST OF THE LOONEY TUNES KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE. IF THE REST OF THE LOONEY TUNES KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE, THEN THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN TOO GOD DAMN MUCH!"
*"Now you're playing with pedophilia."
*"[[DuckTales|DUCK-TITS]], WOO-HOO!!!"
*"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!"
*"Scuse?"
*"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to burn down an orphanage on puppy farm! MWAHAHAHAH!"
*"Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess."
*"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm must be off on my never-ending search for Potland."
*"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!"
*"Hello? My [[pizza]]'s gonna be late? Damn you!"
*"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Die|DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
*"A Big Lipped Alligator Moment!!!!!"
*"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't [[Blue's Clues]]."
*"A cock in King Arthur's couch."
*"Ahem... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
*".......HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!!!"
[[Image:Whaty.png|thumb|right|Him after realizing his pizza's late. Also, him after seeing this very picture.]]
*"What!? Pumpkin!? Buh? Pumpkin!? What!? What!? What!? Pumpkin?! What?"
*"Wha-?!?!?!"
*"Good God, how much [[hentai|porno]] does this guy have?!"
*"I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I'm gonna go [[die|kill myself]]."
*"Aha, I'm going to waste all their minutes! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
*"Wow! They turned me into a cwappy bwuescween effect!"
*"[[I]] have an [[Twiztid|Addition!]] [[S.A.I.N.T. Number 5|Input!!]] Input!!! INPUT!!!! INPUT!!!!!!!!!"
*"STOP USING ELLIPSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"Mako?! You mean that guy I made fun of it the TMNT review that got horribly ridiculed for it?!?!?! Well I'm, uh, sure there'll be nothing wrong with his character in this movie. In fact, I'm sure it'll be absolutely delightful, with [[no|no flaws at all.]]"
*"Gunshot? Gunshot?! GUNSHOT! I've been gunshot! R2D2, where are you?"
*"Chuck Norris is actually so intimidating that the milk '''pre-ordered''' itself in preperation for his arrival, and then went back under because they though it would be presumptuous. Such is the way of Norris."
*"Oh, hi Chuck AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[No|None]] of the build up about Chuck Norris is true. It's False! Grade-A False Bull[[shit|dookey]]! It's stupid, it's nonsensicle, and none of it makes sense. May God strike me down if I'm [[Lex Luthor|wrong!]]"
*"[[Chuck Norris|A-CHUCK A-NORRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
*"[[I]] WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!"
*"Really? Because it looks like Afterburner. [[You]] k[[no]]w that game about jets and ''[[no]]t'' space aliens?"
*"''It's Afterburner.''"
*"''It's Afterburrrner!''"
*"IT'S [[God|GOD]]DAMNED AFTERBURNER! IT'S A GAME MADE IN 1987 BY THE [[SEGA|SEGA CORPORATION!!]] IT'S AFTERBURNER, ''AFTERBURNER'', '''AFTERBURNER!!!'''"
*"AFTERBURNER!!!"
*"Weak."
*"MAJOR ASSAGE!"
*"MORE MAJOR ASSAGE!!!"
*"I'm awesome."
*"[[You]]'d be a [[fuck]]in' [[retard|idiot!]]"
*"♫My [[penis|cock's]] bigger than [[you]]r cock, my cock's double the size of [[you]]rs it.♫"
*"I was there when the strength of men fell!"
*"DESTROY IT!!!!!"
*"[[Mario]]! [[Mario|MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
*"My God. It's you, all along."
*"Why? Why did you do it?"
*"Well you're saying, you know, ''just a bum who wants to take over the world,'' you know, it's not like.. hey, that's just a paperboy, there's a ton of those, it's like, no, no, no, that's very rare."
*"What's that?"
*"You're mad!"
*"[[Yes]]... very mad."
*"Na, na, it's definitely you."
*"Hollywood? Well, that's where all the great movies are made."
*"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"ROME?! It's The Birthplace Of Culture!!!"
*"WHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"It's O.K."
*"[[no|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
*"Really, that's the most interesting line that you could [[cum|come]] up with? I mean, you know-"
*"[[No|No, no,]] [[Linkara|he'll like it, he'll like it a lot.]]"
*"So? [[No]]body [[no|cared, it was Pluto.]]"
*"Nobody gives a shit about Pluto, I mean, thank God you got rid of Pluto, I mean, now there's got to be no one around to make planet Disney dog jokes."
*"You know, ''ooh'', you know what Mickey's dog would be '''COOLER''' if I heard that one! You must be a genius for making that up, oh my God, Pluto, you're right, 'cause they both sound exactly alike!!! Isn't that crazy?!?!?!?!?!?!"
*"THANK YOU!!!"
*"Why don't you stop blowing a horn and fucking talk to me?"

==Used By==
*[[Temeku]]

==Trivia==
*He considers [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|the Angry Video Game Nerd]] to be [[The Irate Gamer]] of his genius.
*His worst movie that ever saw & will see was ''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie''.
*His favorite movie of all time is ''Brazil'' (No, not the country Brazil, the Terry Gilliam movie.)
[[Image:Nms.gif|right]]
*His website also features other people such as [[ThatDudeInTheSuede]] (who's a New Zealand college student who started off as a ripoff of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses {Which he meant the Nostalgia Critic}), former [[Youtube]]r SpoonyOne, the French dude named [[Benzaie]] (who reviews video games you might don't k[[no]]w that are still pretty damn sweet, as well as some other stuff like that), TheDudette (Who won the Nostalgia Chick award in which she became the female version of the Nostalgic Critic), ThatChickWithTheGoggles (Who competed for the Nostalgia Chick award), MarzGurl (Who, like ThatChickWithTheGoggles, competed to become the Nostalgic Chick), PBC Prod[[uctions]]' Little Miss Gamer, The Sage (Who does video gaming stuff and epic [[fanfic]] readings), [[Linkara]] (who reviews [[Batman|comic books]] and everything wrong about them), Press Start (which involves flash animations that we can see on Newgrounds & [[Youtube]]), Phelous (who reviews obscure movies and the Mortal Komedy skits {Which are parodies of the Mortal Kombat games}), and most recently; Lee from Still Gaming, AngryJoe's AngryJoeShow, hopewithinchaos/Sean Fausz's Epic Fail videos (in which he shows 5 random acts of pure failure), Paw's Full Circle (in which he reviews the music that he's listened to over the years), former [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]] employee Handsome Tom from GameHeroes, Y Ruler of Time's Read Right to Left, [[Hitler|Jew]][[Wario]]'s You Can Play This (Which is him reviewing games that are Japanese exclusive that Americans can play.), Team Four Star's [[DBZ/GT|Dragonball Z]] Abriged series, Wez & Guru Larry (A.K.A., [[Angry Video Game Nerd|Screwattack]] Europe.), Dr. Stuart Ashens, who does reviews of knock-off consoles and terrible games that you never heard of, chafprotess' Meh!, Lanipator, who did the Yu Yu Hakusho Abriged series and Outside The Otaku, and Lee's freind Dena.
[[Image:Ncboogie.gif|frame|right|The Nostalgia Critic once created a new dance that everyone wants to do.]]
*He didn't want to review ''[[Pokemon]]: The First Movie'' because not only did he simply not want to, but he also couldn't follow the Pokemon series because he grew out of watching kids cartoons when Pokemon first came about.
*He was honored to be the asshole that Drew Struzan knew of about normal, non-radio interviews of.
*He tends to have wild mood swings.
*Was once attacked by a teddy bear because he said that that specific bear was really [[Anti-Uctions|creppy]].
*He once shaved his infamous beard off because he betted that John McCain would be the 44th President of the U.S.A., and he lost. (The strange thing about that is both [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]] and [[Chester A. Bum]] also shaved their beards off at the same time. (Though ThatGuyWithTheGlasses did it because he didn't post the winner of his contest that he had, while [[Chester A. Bum]] did it because he wanted to belong because he saw everyone else do it.))
*Once brought over complete strangers to his house because there was a sexy bitch fight in a shitty movie called Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
*In that same movie that I said earlier, he made a joke that bashed [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] even though the battle was already over.
*Temporarily Swapped Bodies with the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] when a possessed [[Jeri Katou]] caused a giant rift in the space continium, though how the damage was undone has yet to be made publicly know
*He made a video parody of ''The Lion King'' on this website at www.rifftrax.com with his older brother and a friend of his.
**That video made him win the "Best Rifftrax Video of 2009". As a result of him winning, he decided to do another Rifftrax video, only this one's for the second-worst [[Batman]] film around called ''Batman Forever''.
*He [[Die]]d a [[shit]]load of motherfucking times.
*Once, he got his head back to normal from two head changes and a head explosion ALL ON THE SAME VIDEO!!!!!!!!
*He discovered that his childhood was ruined when he found out that women have nipples when he saw ''Fantasia''.
*His computer was infected by [[Anti-Uctions|The Devil Himself]] who made audio from ''Ghostbusters'' appear mysteriously in his computer.
*He's now going to search for the amazing land of Potland, where you can legally smoke weed whenever you want to and you can be able to [[cum|come]] up with very amazing ideas.
*Is becoming a mainstream bitch due to the fact that he was in a PBS commercial.
*Whenever someone reminds him of Doug, he must murder someone.
*When this year's Christmas came and went, he got a [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]], two compatible controllers (one being a Nintendo Gamecube controller and the other being an extra Nintendo Wii remote with no extra nunchuk thingie), [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], and he didn't get the icing of that [[Ganon|great]] cake with Mario Kart [[Wii]]. As a consequence with this, he reviewed a shitty movie called ''Jingle All The Way'' and afterwards wen't up to the North Pole and Santa Claus.
*In his childhood, he was tortured because he reminded everyone of Doug Funny from Doug. If he remembers it at all, he usually kills one person because of it.
*During the beginning of his review of ''FernGully: The Last Rainforest'', he got interrupted by the Nostalgia Chick because she wanted to make fun of this movie. When she momentarily got into the Nostalgia Critic's room, they both fought to the death before they agreed to work together on this one and then continue their fight to the death.
*Also in the ''FernGully: The Last Rainforest'' review, the Nostalgia Critic learned two things from this movie. The first thing was that Australia had a rainforest that had white people in it. The second and most important one was when he saw A Big Lipped Alligator Moment (A Big Lipped Alligator Moment)... in the movie when he learned that there's a random scene that happens in a movie that's really over the top and [[no]] one speaks of that random scene ever again.
*He once reviewed a movie called ''The Good Son'' without his own lovely voice occupying him. Infact, the only time he ever spoke in this review was at the very end where he tried to sum up this movie with just one vocal chord.
*Also, in that same review, he felt that his childhood died when he saw the ''Home Alone'' kid say "Don't [[fuck]] with me". When he would last see his childhood, he would wave good-bye to it in a sad way.
*In another review that didn't have his voice around for the movie "Alone In The Dark," he [[no]]t only was forced to use [[Microsoft Sam]] as his replacement voice, but he also needed the help of [[TheSpoonyOne]] and [[Linkara]] just to help him survive.
*Another strange thing to [[no]]te in the same review is that according to TheSpoonyOne, the Nostalgia Critic likes to wear women's clothing during his spare time.
*Is known for hating the [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog]], yet loving [[SatAM Sonic the Hedgehog|SatAM]].
*He once killed [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]], and all of Mobius with his gun. Holy [[Shit]]!!!
*He tends to forget that Scratch and Grounder are robots, to the point that he finds it completely illogical for Grounder to produce a pumpkin in one hand by blowing into the other and for Scratch to make his glove transform into a pretty girl.
*Whenever he mentions the word "elephant" and not "elephants", the [[Burger King]] himself appears as is he were motherfucking Jesus Christ himself.
*One time, he called out the powers of the "Big Lipped Alligator Moment," "[[Burger King|Elephant,]]" and "[[Chuck Norris|Chuck Norris (A-CHUCK A-NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)]]" at the same time.
*Once appeared in some random dude's video about Kid Rock's "All Summer Long", where the video stated that Kid Rock raped "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. He only appeared in a few seconds and he cried "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!!?" as a result.
*Believes that the first [[Batman]] movie (the one from 1989) was a little bit better than [[Batman|Batman: The Dark Knight.]]
*He doesn't understand what a [[furry]] is, nor does he want to know about it.
*He won a contest at www.rifftrax.com for his ''Lion King'' video.
*Both the [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|AVGN]] & the Nostalgia Critic have trading cards where they have to fight one another to defeat themselves. You know, like [[Pokemon]], Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Magic: The Gathering.
*On April Fools Day of 2009, he, [[Chester A. Bum]], and Ask ThatGuyWithTheGlasses changed places, in which the Nostalgia Critic went into ThatGuyWithTheGlasses' house and it became Ask the Nostalgia Critic instead, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses went into wherever the hell Chester A. Bum lives to do his own reviews as Bum Reviews, and [[Chester A. Bum]] went into the Nostalgia Critic's house to review movies in the form of the Nostalgia Critic, but in his own way.
*Also he got killed by [[Chuck Norris]], who [[No|played the role of God]]. To be fair, he did say that may God strike him down if he was [[wrong]] about him saying the Chuck Norris ''"facts"'' are just false bullshit. However, it might have happened because Mako wanted to kill the fucker for what he did in making fun of him, saying that he was getting on his nerves.
*He fired ThatAussieGuy as a partner of his website due to complicated reasons to explain.
*He once got invited to [[High Voltage]] Software back when [[Agent Michael Ford|The Conduit]] was not released at the time. He had a fun time in there and he definetly liked it, though he said that he almost ''"destroyed"'' the game.
*Hates himself for mentioning bad aftermaths towards certain things in [[Superman]] films, such as seeing Cristopher Reeve before his tragic accident, Margot Kitter before she went mentally insane, and the World Trade Center.
*Also hates himself for killing Mary Poppins and Bert from Mary Poppins, as well as shooting [[Mickey Mouse]] after his review for the "Quest of [[Gamelon|Camelot]]".
*According to [[Chester A. Bum]], he's just rude, obnoxious, and is a doucheface.
*He was the first person k[[no]]wn to make a [[Michael Jackson]] joke ever since his [[die|death]]. He wasn't ashamed of it. Infact, he was proud of it, especially due to the fact that he made an awesome speech about [[Michael Jackson]] and how he's actually a genious in disguise.
*One time, he and his clothes disappeared into thin air at the end of his ''"Cool As Ice"'' review because [[Vanilla Ice]] and his movie was just too white for the Nostalgia Critic to handle.
*He wishes he knew how to get to ''[[Sesame Street]]''.
*He claims the only good part about ''A Kid in King Arthur's Court'' to be the English lesbian sisters. (But can you blame him?)
*Whenever he talks about the ''Transformers'' live-action movies, he starts acting like Chester A. Bum.
*Another time, he ended up singing a song during his "Junior" review about why it was so [[Link|boring.]] Ironically, this ended up being a "Big Lipped Alligator Moment" for his own video.
*It was revealed during one of his updates that he's near-sighted, which explains why he wears glasses.
*Also, it was revealed on that day that he knows how to take over the world, but he doesn't want you k[[no]]wing about it, so yeah, bye-bye.

==His Website==
[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ Is simply epic...]
[[Image:Sdfasfdas.gif|thumb|left|Your reaction to his website, which can destroy the Devil!]]
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User talk:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-25T13:19:57Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

It seems that we're not off to a very good start, Mr. Not a pooper, I just create pages. First you criticize those who participate in oral sex, then you decided to not read WalrusGuy's page correctly and put something stupid on it. I'm going to give you a little warning and hopefully you'll become more educated in the future, because we don't want to see you get banned this early. Take care of yourself, and hopefully we won't have some bad blood in the future. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:35, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
:My responce: Sorry, I have been known to have temper about things I hate, I critisize, and I just have a low tolerency with some things.
::It's all right. Just remember to control that temper in this Chewiki, because we don't want to have another [[FroggoFan64]] situation here. Trust me when I say that one of those is enough in our lifetimes. Oh, and for future refrences, use ''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'' for whenever you respond to something, not just say "my responce". - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:48, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*What I like about this guy's name is that he hasn't created any pages. (P.S., if you ''do'' plan on making a character page, please go through [[User:NinjaCoachZ/Character guidelines|this page]], please.) --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 18:38, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*You do realize "Not a pooper, I just create pages" that we are allowed to say naughty words like "fuck", "shit", "piss", etc. If you don't like using these types of letters, then inform us that and make sure you don't say those words. Trust me, there is someone that's [[PSE1nf0|almost does something similar to what you're doing]], yet we don't mind that. Don't be a bitch (or in your case, b***h), and block them out. Trust us, that's out of character for the Chewiki. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:45, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr. Octogonapus]] 07:06, 19 April 2010 (CDT) I am new, and I am learning all the rules and stuff. I just do not know all the rules yet. I am also sort of like the AVGN, my critisim is really harsh at times.

== Just a bit of notice... ==

There is a reason for why your edits were deleted. Please do not add them back in. --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:16, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
:[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] Well, I do not know why, I was attempting to add WalrusGuy's last poop into the continuity. It is a notable poop, after all.
::Not really, because if it was, ''every'' user's last poop would be notable (The Electric Cheese and Stegblob are very well known retired poopers, and we have no articles about their last videos. Plus, it'd just become a mess, because we would have an article for the last poop of obscure users and people would be wondering, "Why do we need this?") and YouTube Poop doesn't have a single on-going continuity. Many characters "die" in one poop and come back in another (for example, in my first video, I killed Sonic for dramatic/dark humour purposes, but he appeared in many of my later videos). --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:25, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
:::[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:29, 23 April 2010 (CDT)I may still be learning, but I am trying to get better. I just get confused sometimes. Everybody does.
::::That's fine, but please pay attention to warnings. When teaching, it's good to be firm but not too mean. I hope I'm not coming across as "too mean". --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:32, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
:::::[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:34, 23 April 2010 (CDT) Ok, besides, critisim sometimes helps out.
::::::Also, here's something of a little note to use; when talking to people on pages like yours here, use something like * or : before starting to type in order to get the mold of this thing hanging. I'm sure that that last part didn't make any sense, but I'm still sure you got my point... right? - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 20:42, 23 April 2010 (CDT)

== The New Featured Article Thingy Here ==
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr. Octogonapus]], I just wanted to let you know of this new featured category thing, in which you can go on to the talk page of the article you like and say why you think they are acceptable to be featured. You can also vote for other articles that have already been decided on whether they should be a featured article or not. I just wanted you to know of this. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 00:00, 25 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:19, 25 April 2010 (CDT)Thanks for letting me know.

Illegal

2010-04-24T18:26:53Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

[[Image:illegal.gif|thumb|right|THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW.]]
{{Vid|rmQFcVR6vEs}}
[[Mayor Kravindish]] thinks things are illegal.

==Further Information==
*A quote spoken by Mayor Kravindash in ''[[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]''. He says it in response to [[Impa]] discovering that everybody's been taken to Tykogi Tower. It is often used in poop as a response.

==Things That Are Illegal==
*Taking everyone to Tykogi Tower.
*[[Magic Drugs|Marijuana]]
**Actually, all drugs, aside from pharmaceutical and over-the-counter and [[magic drugs]].
*Child [[Porn]]ography
*Phedopiles.
**Dr. Rabbit, Gwonam, and Arthur.
*[[DIE|Murder]]
*[[Sex|Rape]]
*Theft
**[[Vice City|Grand theft auto]] (as in the crime, not the game.)
**[[:Category:Pirates|Piracy]]
*Fraud
*[[Fire|Arson]]
*[[Sex|Bestiality]]
*Almost all of [[Edd]]'s inventions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Plugging in dozens of toasters in a small room.]]
*[[Bill Clinton|Perjury]] (lying under oath.)
*<s>[[Blacklist|YouTube Poop itself, believe it or not.]]</s> Fair use protects parodies.
*Plus more stuff we don't have the time to fill in for this article.
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

Wendy O. Koopa

2010-04-23T19:54:27Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
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|name=Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa
|image=KootiePie.jpg
|shows=Super Mario Bros 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Female
|age=39
|occupation=Princess, bitch
|cast=Paulina Gillis (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Larry Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
|nationality=
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'''Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa''' (B. 1971) is a needy child and living [[Anti-Uctions|abortion]]. She is spoiled rotten by her father, [[King Koopa]], and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of [[Goronu]], [[Mr. Krabs]], Ole Kirk Christiansen, and [[Tom Nook]].
[[Image:Wendy2.jpg|thumb|right|Official artwork.]]

==Her Empire in North America==
Wendy O. become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:

*Every kid in [[America]] must be a rock.
*Every kid in [[America]] must invite her on a date.
*Every kid in [[America]] will give her lot of toys.
*[[No|L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.]]
*And all the gold in Fort <s>K[[no]]x</s> Lox will be used as jewelery for Wendy O.

==Likes==
*[[King Koopa|Daddykins]]
*All the food a koopa can steal.
*[[America]]
*Her toothbrush
*Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
*Lots of useless stuff than she collect
*[[Rick Roll|Rick 'n Roll]] )
*Milli Vanilli
*[[Lemmy Koopa]]
*The Ocean
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
*Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers.
*[[Real Mario]]
*[[Yoshi]] ([[Lucky Star|She thinks he is kawaii.]])
*Herself
*The fact that her [[Boobs]] are bigger than [[The Princess]]'s
*[[Hilary Clinton]] (her favourite politician).
*Miley Cyrus (They're a lot alike)
*Lesbian sex with [[The Princess]] and [[Birdo]].
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*That she will be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii ([[Yes]]! [[Yes]]!)

==Dislikes==
*[[Mario]]
*[[Luigi]]
*The Princess
*President [[George Bush|George H.W. Bush]]
*First Lady Barbara Bush
*[[Ipo]] The Reader
*[[Morshu]] (For watching porn.)
*[[Roy Koopa]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]]
*Being Called Kootie Pie
*People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
*The Cave People
*[[The Purple Pervert|People that want to rape her]], or [[Frollo|have raped her]].
*[[Tom Nook]]

==Liked By==
*[[Bowser]]
*[[The Purple Pervert|Perverts]]
*[[Birdo]]

==Disliked By==
*Everybody else.

===Trivia===
*Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
*She has more money than her father does.
*Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
*She was the original owner of [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]]'s secret book of nasty magic.
*In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating [[Tom Nook]]'s risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
*For her next birthday, she wants to finally have [[sex]], despite the fact that she already did it beforehand.
*Her name sounds like [[Spaghetti]]-o.

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Wendy O. Koopa

2010-04-23T19:53:52Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa
|image=KootiePie.jpg
|shows=Super Mario Bros 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Female
|age=39
|occupation=Princess, bitch
|cast=Paulina Gillis (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Larry Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
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}}
'''Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa''' (B. 1971) is a needy child and living [[Anti-Uctions|abortion]]. She is spoiled rotten by her father, [[King Koopa]], and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of [[Goronu]], [[Mr. Krabs]], Ole Kirk Christiansen, and [[Tom Nook]].
[[Image:Wendy2.jpg|thumb|right|Official artwork.]]

==Her Empire in North America==
Wendy O. become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:

*Every kid in [[America]] must be a rock.
*Every kid in [[America]] must invite her on a date.
*Every kid in [[America]] will give her lot of toys.
*[[No|L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.]]
*And all the gold in Fort <s>K[[no]]x</s> Lox will be used as jewelery for Wendy O.

==Likes==
*[[King Koopa|Daddykins]]
*All the food a koopa can steal.
*[[America]]
*Her toothbrush
*Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
*Lots of useless stuff than she collect
*[[Rick Roll|Rick 'n Roll]] )
*Milli Vanilli
*[[Lemmy Koopa]]
*The Ocean
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
*Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers.
*[[Real Mario]]
*[[Yoshi]] ([[Lucky Star|She thinks he is kawaii.]])
*Herself
*The fact that her [[Boobs]] are bigger than [[The Princess]]'s
*[[Hilary Clinton]] (her favourite politician).
*Miley Cyrus (They're a lot alike)
*Lesbian sex with [[The Princess]] and [[Birdo]].
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*That she will be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii ([[Yes]]! [[Yes]]!)

==Dislikes==
*[[Mario]]
*[[Luigi]]
*The Princess
*President [[George Bush|George H.W. Bush]]
*First Lady Barbara Bush
*[[Ipo]] The Reader
*[[Morshu]] (For watching porn.)
*[[Roy Koopa]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]]
*Being Called Kootie Pie
*People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
*The Cave People
*[[The Purple Pervert|People that want to rape her]], or [[Frollo|have raped her]].

==Liked By==
*[[Bowser]]
*[[The Purple Pervert|Perverts]]
*[[Birdo]]

==Disliked By==
*Everybody else.

===Trivia===
*Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
*She has more money than her father does.
*Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
*She was the original owner of [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]]'s secret book of nasty magic.
*In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating [[Tom Nook]]'s risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
*For her next birthday, she wants to finally have [[sex]], despite the fact that she already did it beforehand.
*Her name sounds like [[Spaghetti]]-o.

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User talk:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-23T13:34:16Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

It seems that we're not off to a very good start, Mr. Not a pooper, I just create pages. First you criticize those who participate in oral sex, then you decided to not read WalrusGuy's page correctly and put something stupid on it. I'm going to give you a little warning and hopefully you'll become more educated in the future, because we don't want to see you get banned this early. Take care of yourself, and hopefully we won't have some bad blood in the future. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:35, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
:My responce: Sorry, I have been known to have temper about things I hate, I critisize, and I just have a low tolerency with some things.
::It's all right. Just remember to control that temper in this Chewiki, because we don't want to have another [[FroggoFan64]] situation here. Trust me when I say that one of those is enough in our lifetimes. Oh, and for future refrences, use ''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'' for whenever you respond to something, not just say "my responce". - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:48, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*What I like about this guy's name is that he hasn't created any pages. (P.S., if you ''do'' plan on making a character page, please go through [[User:NinjaCoachZ/Character guidelines|this page]], please.) --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 18:38, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*You do realize "Not a pooper, I just create pages" that we are allowed to say naughty words like "fuck", "shit", "piss", etc. If you don't like using these types of letters, then inform us that and make sure you don't say those words. Trust me, there is someone that's [[PSE1nf0|almost does something similar to what you're doing]], yet we don't mind that. Don't be a bitch (or in your case, b***h), and block them out. Trust us, that's out of character for the Chewiki. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:45, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr. Octogonapus]] 07:06, 19 April 2010 (CDT) I am new, and I am learning all the rules and stuff. I just do not know all the rules yet. I am also sort of like the AVGN, my critisim is really harsh at times.

== Just a bit of notice... ==

There is a reason for why your edits were deleted. Please do not add them back in. --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:16, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
:[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] Well, I do not know why, I was attempting to add WalrusGuy's last poop into the continuity. It is a notable poop, after all.
::Not really, because if it was, ''every'' user's last poop would be notable (The Electric Cheese and Stegblob are very well known retired poopers, and we have no articles about their last videos. Plus, it'd just become a mess, because we would have an article for the last poop of obscure users and people would be wondering, "Why do we need this?") and YouTube Poop doesn't have a single on-going continuity. Many characters "die" in one poop and come back in another (for example, in my first video, I killed Sonic for dramatic/dark humour purposes, but he appeared in many of my later videos). --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:25, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:29, 23 April 2010 (CDT)I may still be learning, but I am trying to get better. I just get confused sometimes. Everybody does.
:That's fine, but please pay attention to warnings. When teaching, it's good to be firm but not too mean. I hope I'm not coming across as "too mean". --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:32, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:34, 23 April 2010 (CDT) Ok, besides, critisim sometimes helps out.

User talk:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-23T13:29:06Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

It seems that we're not off to a very good start, Mr. Not a pooper, I just create pages. First you criticize those who participate in oral sex, then you decided to not read WalrusGuy's page correctly and put something stupid on it. I'm going to give you a little warning and hopefully you'll become more educated in the future, because we don't want to see you get banned this early. Take care of yourself, and hopefully we won't have some bad blood in the future. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:35, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
:My responce: Sorry, I have been known to have temper about things I hate, I critisize, and I just have a low tolerency with some things.
::It's all right. Just remember to control that temper in this Chewiki, because we don't want to have another [[FroggoFan64]] situation here. Trust me when I say that one of those is enough in our lifetimes. Oh, and for future refrences, use ''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'' for whenever you respond to something, not just say "my responce". - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:48, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*What I like about this guy's name is that he hasn't created any pages. (P.S., if you ''do'' plan on making a character page, please go through [[User:NinjaCoachZ/Character guidelines|this page]], please.) --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 18:38, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
*You do realize "Not a pooper, I just create pages" that we are allowed to say naughty words like "fuck", "shit", "piss", etc. If you don't like using these types of letters, then inform us that and make sure you don't say those words. Trust me, there is someone that's [[PSE1nf0|almost does something similar to what you're doing]], yet we don't mind that. Don't be a bitch (or in your case, b***h), and block them out. Trust us, that's out of character for the Chewiki. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 18:45, 18 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr. Octogonapus]] 07:06, 19 April 2010 (CDT) I am new, and I am learning all the rules and stuff. I just do not know all the rules yet. I am also sort of like the AVGN, my critisim is really harsh at times.

== Just a bit of notice... ==

There is a reason for why your edits were deleted. Please do not add them back in. --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:16, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
:[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] Well, I do not know why, I was attempting to add WalrusGuy's last poop into the continuity. It is a notable poop, after all.
::Not really, because if it was, ''every'' user's last poop would be notable (The Electric Cheese and Stegblob are very well known retired poopers, and we have no articles about their last videos. Plus, it'd just become a mess, because we would have an article for the last poop of obscure users and people would be wondering, "Why do we need this?") and YouTube Poop doesn't have a single on-going continuity. Many characters "die" in one poop and come back in another (for example, in my first video, I killed Sonic for dramatic/dark humour purposes, but he appeared in many of my later videos). --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 08:25, 23 April 2010 (CDT)
[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] 08:29, 23 April 2010 (CDT)I may still be learning, but I am trying to get better. I just get confused sometimes. Everybody does.

User talk:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-23T13:19:45Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

Princess Zelda

2010-04-23T13:06:59Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Death */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get [[Nintendo]] products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"
*"HA!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she suc[[cum]]bed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
==Second Death==
On July 1, 2009, she did a drug overdosage suicide ( Ambien )because of her father's death, and suceeded. The two, along with Yoshi, rose from The Pit once again.
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King Harkinian

2010-04-23T13:04:10Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Death */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the Youtube Poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's parents.]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four ([[4]]) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one-star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a space[[ship]]. It looks very similar to the space[[ship]] in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his [[ship]]. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Considers Jon Hamm to be a true warrior.
* His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now. forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
==Second Death==
On July 1, 2009, Ganon killed him, resulting in a chain of events in both his world and Mama Luigi's. He rose from The Pit the day after along with Yoshi and Zelda. What a world.

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires [[cheeseburger]]s.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The weird headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[:Category:Pirates|pirate]] <del>[[shit]]</del> [[ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*Various vintage cars from the '20s-'80s [[Image:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg|thumb|The King's 1946 DeSoto]]
*A [[Loser|PT Cruiser]]
*A pet platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub all the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Mudkip]]s
*[[Laughing]]
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
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*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reese's Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Fundamental Mormon Faith(FLDS) ..yes ladies, he's polygamous!]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage cars, such as [[Edsel]]s, Desotos, and Studebakers.
*Porco Rosso
*Ice cream
*[[Scatman]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Giving unreasonable demands
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]
[[Image:5292 1165786834126 1511575173 457031 2729346 n.jpg|thumb|right|The King in real life]]

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Communist|Tra]][[German|bants]] (he says that they are pieces of [[shit]].)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders
*Slamming his penis in a door.
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==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii|we]] help?
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
*Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.
*Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?
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Facepalm Luigi

2010-04-23T13:00:20Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

{{CharBox
|name=Emo Luigi
|image=LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=27
|occupation=Crying
|nationality=Mushroom Kingdom
|cast=Tony Rosato
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Emo Luigi is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms (also known by [[SuperYoshi]] and [[TheDumbening]] as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
== Effect on Personal Life ==

[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]

When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to [[Suicide|slit his wrist]] with the sharp side of a Yoshi egg. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb and cried himself to sleep that night.

He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of [[Jesus Christ]], World War II, [[AIDS]], the Seattle SuperSonics moving to Oklahoma City to become the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Arizona Cardinals making it in the 2008/2009 playoffs, and Super Bowl XLIII.

==Suicide Attempts==
[[Image:EmoLuigi2pt0.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes, not even lotsa [[spaghetti]] can snap Luigi out of his depression.]]
Luigi has attempted to commit [[suicide]] on [[over 9000]] occasions:

*March 5, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
*June 16, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to too much rope.
*November 9, 1997 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to power failure.
*December 2, 1997 - Electrocution. Failed due to power cut.
*February 6, 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
*May 5, 1998 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
*May 3, 1999 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
*May 5, 2000 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
*August 1, 2001 - Hanging. Failed because he already used that joke.
*August 8, 2002 - Drug overdose. Success. Unfortunately, [[medic]]s came and revived him.
*February 2, 2003 - Stole [[Pennsylvania|Punxsutawney]] [[Steely Phil|Phil]], then drove into a quarry. Failed because the day repeated itself.
*March 9, 2004 - Deliberate overdose on bacon. Success. Unfortunately [[Fat Mario]] arrived to suck the fat out of him. Luigi then suffered from mixed emotions of sadness and sensation that lasted for an entire year.
*April 7, 2005 - Tried to drown himself. Failed because he thought it was boring.
*May 6, 2006 - Tuanted Fat Mario so he would sit on him. Failed because Fat mario couldn't run that far and passed out.
*January 9, 2007 - Bowel obstruction. Failed due to the fact laxatives don't obstruct bowels.
*June 3, 2007 - Laid in the middle of a freeway, expecting to get run over.
*July 2, 2007 - Finally gave up waiting to get run over and jumped off the freeway, unfortunately landing in a passing pillow, [[Kirby|marshmallow]], and cotton swab truck.
*October 3, 2007 - Attempted to freeze himself in the cold, October temperatures of Alaska. He then found himself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]].
*October 8, 2007 - Pissed off a Fire Sumo on purpose so that it would crack the ground open below him and Luigi would fall to his death. Unfortunately he found a magic balloon.
*October 13, 2007 - Realized that select days of his previous [[suicide]] attempts were consecutive digit of pi, and thus attempted to overdose on pumpkin pie. Failed due to the fact that he got full, and that he is not allergic to pumpkin.
*October 29, 2007 - Tried to hang himself with the invisible long string from the magic balloon that he found. Failed when he found out that he not only couldn't find the string that he held, he also didn't find a perfectly suitable place for him to hang himself.
*December 2, 2007 - Stabbed his stomach and the left testicle after the pooper known as Deepercutt publicly humiliated him by showing an unreleased music video of the song "Watch Me Bleed" starring Emo Luigi himself. Success. Unfortunately [[Gwonam]] sewed him up and used his [[Cum|cum]] as replacement blood.
*December 6, 2007 - Shot himself in the head after King Koopa killed Mario, Toad, and Peach. R.I.P. Emo Luigi....maybe....
[[Image:Frogluigi.png|thumb|Even frog suits can't cure Luigi of his emo-ness]]
*December 7, 2007 - Got up after lying on the ground FOR HOURS when he got bored of pretending to be dead. He missed his head by six inches and accidently shot a [[TREE]].
*December 9, 2007 - Attempted to piss off [[Brock Samson]] in hopes the he would finally die, but Brock took Emo Luigi's jokes and insults as friendly gestures and left him alone.
*December 13, 2007 - Tried to deliberately be crushed to death inside a working trash compactor. Success, but instead of killing him, left Luigi in a cartoonish cube shape for the rest of the day.
*January 1, 2008 - Tried to drown himself in champagne at his New Year's party. Failed due to the fact that he didn't even have a New Year's party.
*January 15, 2008 - Attempted to jump off the roof of the nearest video game store because Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed AGAIN. Survived with ''extremely'' minor bruises.
*'''(Friday)''' Febuary 13, 2008 - Tried to get Jason Voorhees to kill him. Failed due to that Jason was dead.
*Febuary 28, 2008 - Attempted to break open the Patty Vault and eat every Krabby Patty inside so it would go to his thighs and blow up. Failed because [[Squidward]] got there first.
*March 9th, 2008 - Attempted to enter the Negative Zone, getting himself killed after all the Brawl Copies got sold out. Failed not only because [[Regular Luigi]] got probation on the move shortly before he managed to patent the new move after [[Dio Brando]] had sued him of the move, but also because Emo Luigi can't perform this move without switching back to Regular Luigi without losing his emo state.
*September 11th, 2008 - Attempted to go back in time to Sep. 11th 2001 and get on a hijacked plane to get himself killed. Failed due to Osama Bin Laden actually raping him in the plane bathroom and safely landing to let him get off.
*September 16, 2008 - Attempted to fall in Jonas Bros. mosh pit during a concert in Chicago. Last seen in critical condition, with cooties all over him, and his ears bleeding due to the screaming. He is expected to make a recovery. [[M. Bison]]'s response: "YES!"
*September 20, 2008 - Attempted to unplug his life support machine next to his hospital bed. Failed due to his inability to move his broken arms.
*October 7, 2008 - Walked out of hospital, fully healed, and jumped into a manhole and tried drowning himself (again). Failed because the stench was just too much.
*October 10, 2008 - Ate a bag of kitty litter. Failed, but he did get bad breath.
*October 12, 2008 - Swallowed at tooth brush trying to get rid of his bad breath, but it melted inside of his stomach due to the powerful emo acids inside of it.
*October 12, 2008 (One minute after last one)- Emo Luigi decided to die the simple way: plastic bag. He was breathing it so hard that it was sucked up into his nose and flew down into his stomach once again to be destroyed by his emo acids.
*October 13, 2008 - Attempted to piss off [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] by making fun of Maria. Failed because Shadow was too much into his flashbacks of pain to notice. Emo Luigi ignored the last sentence typed and woke Shadow up to try to piss him off again. Failed because Shadow felt his emo-pain radiation and became friends with him.
*October 17, 2008 - Due to the incredible depression of not being invited to [[WalrusGuy]]'s joyous return party, he stood out in the Chocolate Rain, hoping this would coat him in chocolate and get kids to eat him. Unfortunately, it only coated his clothes, causing the children to devour his clothes, and leaving him not only emo, but also completely naked.
*October 31, 2008 - Tried goring himself on a chainsaw. Failed, due to the fact that it was a Halloween episode of the show, and as such, is never canon.
*November 3, 2008 - Tried to call Q Strange to finally kill him once and for all. Failed because he didn't realize that he changed his ways for his own son.
*November 11, 2008 - Tried to get candy by singing at door to door, due to a Dutch Holiday (Not a vacation). Failed, because everyone thought he thought it was Halloween, and declined him.
*November 12, 2008 - Tried to hang himself because he didn't get his candy. Failed because he found a shitload of candy inside the walls of his house.
*December 12, 2008 - Tried to kill himself by wondering in the woods to find [[Insane Clown Posse|a real live serial killer unexpectedly]]. Didn't work because he accidentally killed the serial killer that he wanted to find.
*December 26, 2008 - After getting nothing that he desires for this Christmas, he decided to kill himself by getting the wired decorations off his Christmas tree and placing them around his neck. He almost succeeded, but it didn't work due to him getting a last minute gift that he really likes before he died.
*December 27, 2008 - After getting nothing at all for boxing day, he tried to piss off a kangaroo by honking his car horn at it. Unfortunately, the kangaroo died from shock, only to be revived three minutes later and steal his money and then die again.
*December 29, 2008 - Attempted to get some recognition by kidnapping Dick Clark just days before his annual New Years' special. Unfortunately, there were other hosts he had not considered. Also, he was unable to kidnap Dick Clark because, well, he's fucking Dick Clark!
*December 31, 2008/January 1, 2009 - Attempted to get squished by that giant ball that's always on that one tower in the little k[[no]]wn town of New York City. Was ten seconds too late from being killed because police officers saved him from being squished before the New Year officially began.
*January 18, 2009 - Tried to hang himself when he saw that the Arizona Cardinals had came from behind against the [[Philadelphia]] Eagles and made it to the Super Bowl. Stopped doing it when he found out that the Pittsburgh Steelers were also going there.
*January 31, 2009 - Almost accidentally died when he slipped on fallen spaghetti while preparing for his pre-Super Bowl party.
*February 2, 2009 - Tried to drown himself in Gaara's sand for no apparent reason. (Probably to celebrate the Pittsburgh Steelers' close victory in the Super Bowl.) Failed because Gaara is also emo, and the two fell in love. It was said that those who weren't either Gaara or Emo Luigi that were within 30 miles of this epic cum spurge would die instantaneously. Those who were within an 100 mile radius were partially burned from their faces.
*March 12, 2009 - Went back to the present and tried to suffocate himself with a giant condom. Failed because there was a rip in it. It also happened to be a used condom, but before he could drown himself in the semen, [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Oogtar]] drank it all.
*March 22, 2009 - Attempted to get his Blastoise to drown him because he accidentally released his shiny Chimchar. Failed because he doesn't own a Blastoise, but a Venusaur.
*April 1, 2009 - After realizing that Little Kuriboh wasn't abridging Yu-Gi-Oh anymore, he tried to kill himself. Then, everyone shouted, "April Fools!" and gave Luigi a heart attack. His ghost then said "April Fools!" and returned to life. Freaking ghost.
* April 5, 2009 - Tried losing to [[Seth]] in Street Fighter IV. Failed because Seth isn't even a real person, and as a Nintendo character, doesn't have an Xbox.
* April 6, 2009 - Pushed his belly button, hoping it was a self-destruct button. Failed because he doesn't even have a belly button.
* April 7, 2009 - Moved to Jamaica and attempted to offend the people there. Failed because they were on their early summer holiday and didn't care.
* April 16, 2009 - Attempted to get a Houndoom to eat him. Failed because Houndooms don't like the taste of Emos.
*April 20, 2009 - He heard of [[Bowser Jr]]'s successful suicide in 1988, and tried killing himself again, as he deemed himself a failure. He did succeed, but was revived by [[King Koopa]] as an act of cruelty.
* May 15, 2009 - Went back to 1942 to try to tell [[Hitler]] he was a Jew, but failed because he went to 1942 B.C. insted of 1942 A.D.
* June 23, 2009 - Tryed to drown himself in the Gulf of Mexico, fail because some people on the beach called his name (In reality they where just saying Emo Luigis name because the person who stole their football happened to be named Emo Luigi too)
* June 26, 2009 - Attempted to drown himself in [[Greenback Koopa]]'s spicy [[Mashed Potatos]] when he heard [[Michael Jackson]] died, failed because Scoopa Koopa's had run out of mashed potatos due to [[Fat Luigi]].
* June 29, 2009 - After hearing of [[Billy Mays]]' death, he attempted to anger [[Escargoon]] by calling [[King Dedede]] [[fat]], [[gay]], and [[Retarded|stupid]]. Failed because he was actually talking to [[Customer Service]], who hates King Dedede.
* July 1, 2009 - After WalrusGuy quitting and Mama Luigi nearly becoming a clone of him, he tried to get Link to squash him like he did Yoshi. Failed due to Link realizing he needs to keep living due to Mama Luigi refusing to shoot him.
* July 2, 2009 - Tried to get Mama Luigi to shoot him. Failed due to Mama Luigi breaking her gun in half when Link wanted to be shot the day before.
* July 16, 2009 - Swam out into the ocean to get eaten by a sea monster. Failed because the sea monster choked on Emo Luigi's emoness, [[die]]d, and coughed him back up.
* July 29, 2009 - Upon realizing that we are all about to die someday, Luigi tried to commit suicide the one, surefire way--by ''living''. Unfortunately, Mario killed him.
* July 31, 2009 - Was thrown out of [[The Pit]] for being too emo.
* August 15, 2009 - Choked President Obama, hoping to get shot by the Secret Service. Failed because choking a person's leg causes no harm.
* August 15, 2009 - Attempted to get his Chewiki article deleted by AbsoluteBillion by marking it for deletion, since that would, theoretically, kill him as well. Failed because Chewiki editors reverted the page.
* September 3, 2009 - Attempted suicide by hanging. Succeeded, accidentally reincarnated self.
* September 5, 2009 - Flushed the Ticklepotty. Failed because [[Terry Bogard|Terryland]] runs in backwards time. THAT'S WHY THE TICKLEPOTTY NEVER FLUSHES!!
* September 9, 2009 - [[SEGA]] celebrates 10 years of the Dreamcast today. Luigi's dream, to die, is cast at last. Unfortunately, he forgot that Sega dropped out of making consoles and he was revived.
* September 22, 2009 - Attempted to jump through a closed window on top of a skyscraper. Unfortunately the window was three inches thick.
* October 14, 2009 - Tried to drown himself after [[Lou Albano]]'s death. Too bad the water was frozen.
* October 15, 2009 - Attempted to have a ninja assassinate him. Failed because the ninja offered him a baked potato.
* November 8, 2009 - After hearing that Ed Edd n Eddy is over, he attempted to get [[Eddy]] to beat him up by telling him that his brother is better than him. Failed because [[Eddy]] was on [[Magic Drugs]] with [[Ed]] for the night. Emo Luigi was then depressed that he wasn't invited for a week.
* November 15, 2009 - Attempted to poison himself after hearing that Best Buy was sold out of copies of New Super Mario Bros. [[Wii]], failed because Mario had pre-ordered a copy to give him.
* November 15, 2009 - Tried drinking [[Edd]]'s never ending bottle of Mountain Dew until he exploded. Failed because [[Edd]] was dead at the time and never made any more before Emo Luigi could buy some.
* November 16, 2009 - Jumped off a beanstalk.
* November 27, 2009 - Still falling...
* December 18, 2009 - He landed at last. Unfortunately, it was on a trampoline.
* December 31, 2009/January 1, 2010 - Jumped off of Times Square during the final countdown to a new decade. Success, but he had one more life.
*January 30, 2010 - Pissed off [[Shin Akuma]] on a public subway by making fun of his hair, hoping to be killed by his Shun Goku Satsu. Failed when Akuma accidentally killed a fat nudist instead.
*January 31, 2010 - Reminded Flint that his wife was dead. Failed because he was talking to Chuck Norris.
* February 3, 2010 - Attempted to get Malleo to turn him into a fire flower and be stepped on.
Failed because he was talking to [[Fortran]], and was forced to "PUSH START TO RICH" for the rest of the month.
* February 22, 2010 - Shot self in head. Failed because it was a Nerf toy.
* February 24, 2010 - Stole [[The King|The King's]] [[dinner]]. Failed because he stole his plastic decoy [[dinner]].
* February 25, 2010 - After getting nothing he wanted for Christmas again, he attempted to light his Christmas [[TREE]] on [[fire]] with him tied to the [[TREE]]. Failed because he couldn't move his arms to grab his matches.
* February 25, 2010 - Bought a [[DOOM|BFG]] to blast his self into non-existence. Failed because the BFG only had 39 energy cells (BFG needs 40 cells to shoot).
* February 26, 2010 - Went to the movies to see Avatar, hoping to die from the amount of crap vibe it emits. Failed because the film caught fire five minutes in.
* February 27, 2010 - Attempted to use [[Lemmy]]'s volcano to melt himself. Failed because [[Iggy]] destroyed it during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] of 1987, and as a result, was 25 years late.
* February 28, 2010 - Attempted to watch Electric Soldier Porygon to try to get a seizure. Failed because he lost his laptop years ago & even if it was still there, it wouldn't of been bright enough to give Emo Luigi a seizure
* February 29, 2010 - Built a ladder to Heaven to ask God to bring the apocalypse sooner. Failed because the ladder was made of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
* February 30, 2010 - Ate over 9000 McDonalds burgers. Success, but Fat Mario sucked the fat out of him.
* Early March 1, 2010 - Tried to drown himself in his toilet filled with [[shit]]. Failed because [[Mario]] just had to rescue him by getting him out of the toilet. He cried for 10 whole minutes without wiping off the shit before Mario finally decided to help him be free from life.
* Late March 1, 2010 - Finally decided to kill himself in the Japanese style of seppuku, with [[Mario]] as his kaishakunin. Success... OR WAS IT???
* March 2, 2010 - He survived. Frustrated, he attempted to overdose on sleeping pills. Sadly, they tasted like vomit so out of instinct, he spat them out and burned them.
* March 21, 2010 - Stole [[Kirby]]'s cake, hoping that Kirby's rage would cause the end of the world as the Mayans predicted. Failed because Kirby bought another.
* March 22, 2010 - Went back in time and killed himself as a baby. Failed when he realized not only was the time-machine one way, but he actually killed Mario.
* March 27, 2010 - Buried himself alive. Failed because a friendly Diglett saved him......without revealing its body.
* April 1, 2010 - After a friendly April Fool's joke by Mario and Peach in which they all pretended they were brutally killed, Luigi shoots himself in the head. Failed because he was also pulling an April Fool's prank and the bullet was actually a blank.

==In the Media==
With so much emo, it was inevitable that Emo Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his [[suicide]] attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by [[Deepercutt]]), is shown on the right. Emo Luigi grew even more emo after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that emo when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.

==Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Emo==
*Astronaut [[Tails]]
*Farms
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
[[Image:EmoLuigi3.jpg|right|thumb|[[Mario]] scolds Luigi for being so emo.]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
*[[FOTEP]]
*[[Spaghetti]]
*[[Princess Peach]]'s [[Boobs]]
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] who taunted him with a pair of coupons
*His own music videos
*The death of Peach, Mario, and Toad
*Link attempting suicide
*The death of The King and Zelda.
*Mama Luigi nearly turning emo.
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[The Goodies]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
{{VidCaption|ss8LDBNcsWc|Here's one of the things that made Luigi emo.}}
*The Arizona Cardinals making it to both the playoffs and the Super Bowl.
*[[Molly]] trying to help him.
*The city of Flint, Michigan.
*[[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Cheatsy]]
**The other [[Big Mouth|K]][[Kootie Pie|oo]][[Bully|p]][[Kooky|a]][[Hip|lin]][[Hop|gs]].
*[[WalrusGuy]] quitting and [[Yoshi]] dying.
*[[Bowser Jr]]'s successful [[suicide]] in 1988 (he believes that he is a failure for not succeeding in [[suicide]], when Bowser Jr. succeeds)
*[[Michael Jackson]] being dead.
*[[Billy Mays]] being dead.
*[[Lou Albano]] being dead.
*[[Cosmo]] being dead.
*[[Edd]] killing [[Fat Mario]].
*A news person from [[Fox]] saying "[[KFC|Keep fucking that chicken.]]"
*Realizing from [[Mario]] that the [[shit]] he made wasn't really [[chocolate]] after all. This especially angered [[Doc Louis]].
*Discovering that [[Bridget]] is a boy.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]

==Quotes==
*"*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHTSWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 6.)
*"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
*"WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
*"YOSHI?!!!"
*"IT'S ALL [[Link|LINK]]'S FAULT!"
*"HEY LINK!"
*"[[NO]]!"
*"[[WRONG|But I am a baby!]]" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Emo Luigi}}
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[[Category:Mentally Unstable]]

Link

2010-04-23T00:50:17Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

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|name=Link
|image=linkspin.GIF
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Male
|age=3?
|occupation=Hero, Goober
|cast=Nobuyuki Hiyama
}}

[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|Link upon winning something, like [[Link: Faces of Evil|his quest]] or Monopoly.]]
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Goku|Saiyan]] Link.]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat]] Link.]]
[[Image:Crater cove11.jpg|thumb|Your [[sword]] is enough.]]

Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]], who in times of crisis works as the [[No|Hero]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullshit]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.)

Link is the current standing Hero of [[Hyrule]]. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself. In some animated shorts that parody the Zelda Cdi shorts by Pennaz91, he is a retard. One short also said he was afraid of spoons because one poked him in the eye when he was little, possibly causing him to become retarded.

==Skills==
Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary [[Duckwalk]] maneuver. Cool, huh?

On the other hand, he sucks at using crossbows and has poor social skills.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had [[sex]] with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual (Like an amoeba).
==Attempted Suicides==
On July 1, 2009, Link saw [[Zelda]] overdosed on Ambien because of [[The King]] dying, and his first suicide attempt of jumping off a bridge failed, and he entered Dinosaur World, and landed on Yoshi instead, causing the latter's death. Then, when [[Mama Luigi]] was about to punish him for killing [[Yoshi]], Link WANTED to be shot, Mama Luigi refused and realized that he had lost [[Zelda]], who in fact, rose from The Pit the next day along with Yoshi.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Possessions==
*His sword
*Lamp oil
*Rope
*[[Bombs]]
*A lightsaber
*Lotsa guns
*Young And Anal 15 video tape
*The king's chalice
*Boomerang
*Bow and arrow
*Various masks
*Iron Boots

==Likes==
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Impa]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s games
**[[Sonic X]]
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
*The Philips CD-i
*Atari 2600
*Sega Dreamcast
*[[PS3]] (Doesn't have one though.)
[[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|[[Link]] being his [[retard|usual old self.]]]]
*[[Gwonam]]
*Bombs
*Guns
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
*Consuming [[Octorok|rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.]]
*[[Kiss|KISS.]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Doraemon]]
*The Delilah Show
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]
*Zelda's suicide.
==Memorable Quotes==
{{poopquote|Link|...}}
{{poopquote|Link| Zelda, I just want to say, it sure is boring without you.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Huh!?!? No!!!! I can't go on without Zelda! I'm gonna jump!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
{{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}}
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Great! I'll grab my stuff!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Hey! Exc''uuuuuu''se me, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
{{poopquote|Link|It's a Gohma!}}
{{poopquote|Link|(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Fine, jeez!}}
{{poopquote|Link|[[Mysterious Black Dude|Remember me?]]}}
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a [[African]]-like voice.)}}
{{poopquote|Link|(After seeing the [[90's Kid]] using his [[Sega]] Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this [[Sega]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old King is EVIL!}}
[[Image:Link.jpg|right|thumb|Link's older brother, Link.]]
[[Image:Link_FEMALE.jpg|thumb|Stupid sexy female Link.]]

==Trivia==
*Link is part Saiyan, or part [[Nazi|Aryan]]. Same thing.
*Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
*His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
*Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[Playstation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [[Wii]]'s controller."
*He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
*Had a short-lived career as the lead guitarist of the [[Fish|Zora]] band ''The Indigo-Go's'' until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true lead guitarist, then deceased.
*According to [[Screwattack]], Link's [[sword]] ''[[Gwonam|is enough]]'' for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
*Also, like [[Darth Vader]], Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soulcalibur IV, Link also appeared in Soulcalibur II (Along with Spawn and [[Heihachi Mishima]] of the [[Tekken]] series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of the game, Link in the GameCube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu <s>have</s> had the same voice actor.
*His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
*Once got a hug from Cremia. He enjoyed it greatly.
*Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
*He actually looks kind of attractive as a girl (see picture to the right)... oh god what have we done?

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Princess Zelda

2010-04-23T00:25:29Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get [[Nintendo]] products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"
*"HA!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she suc[[cum]]bed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
==Second Death==
On July 1, 2009, she overdosed on Ambien to attempt suicide because Ganon killed The King. Link in result, failed suicide, landed on Yoshi, and Mama Luigi telling him a bedtime story. Then, Yoshi died. Mama Luigi almost went emo, but, when she was punishing Link for the death of Yoshi, he wanted her to shoot him, and now they are friends. Of course, Zelda had to escape from The Pit.
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User:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-22T17:37:01Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

Sigh..... I am not used to all these rules and stuff. You know what they say, when you join something, you are weak, naive, and do not know the rules, but once you get used to a place, you fit right in.
I am not used to cussing, I usually get into AVGN fits when I do see it once in a while, but I can try to control my other side.

Articles I majorly rewrote:

[[Gazpacho]]
[[Count Bleck]]

Yoshi

2010-04-22T17:02:37Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

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|cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]]/Kazumi Totaka
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Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of [[Sex|rape]] threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there.
[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]]
[[Image:Czsd.png|frame|right|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
[[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].]]
[[Image:YoshiAvatar12.PNG|thumb|right|Yoshi has a large appetite, and will eat just about anything, even tennis rackets.]]
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].]]
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi doing his usual thing and giving something a perfect 10 out of 10 score.]]
[[Image:Cartoons-13.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi showing all the <s>[[Chadwardenn|bitches]]</s> ladies his ([[sex]]y) [[ass]].]]
[[Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks from the theatres.]]
[[Image:2097741192 a935cc35b2.jpg|thumb|right|This is Yoshi's Edsel, which he bought from [[Big Cheese]].]]
[[Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.]]
He has a wife named [[Birdo]], who, contrary to popular belief, is female.
==Diet==
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi (she has too many STDs, and is considred a biohazard).[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]]]

==Background==

Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Tokyo, [[Japan]]. In 1989, [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory,
so that she could revise history. This failed when [[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic.
The judge ruled that the magic must cease. [[Dic]], though, threatened Yoshi with [[ass|anal]]-[[sex|rape]] if he didn't continue acting like a 5-year old.
==Death==
After Zelda's suicide on July 1, 2009 being sucessful, Link tried to jump off a bridge, accidentally landing on Yoshi. Mama Luigi told him one last bedtime story, and then he died..... But, Mama Luigi didn't know that Yoshi asked Ganon for a ride back to the pooping world, and thus, Yoshi is still alive.

==Trivia==

*Owns an [[Edsel]], which he bought from [[Big Cheese]].
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
*Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because [[Penis|DiC]] has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent.
*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. Infact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his special tongue.
*One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.

==Likes==
*[[Birdo]]
*[[Fire]] [[Balls]]
*[[Caterpillars]]
*Eating
*Bed Time Stories.
*Fast [[food]], such as [[McDonalds]] or [[KFC]].
**[[Hell]], [[food]] in [[Soldier|general]].
**As well as [[Coca-Cola]].
**[[Philadelphia]], because of food.
*Saving 15% of his [[stuff]] when switching to GEICO.
*Guns (During his spare time.)
**Shooting Things (Especially [[Mama Luigi]])
**Killing Things (See Above)
**[[War]]s
*Sports, such as [[Baseball]] and [[American Football]].
*[[Bomb]]s ([[Morshu|You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.]])
*Giving random shit a perfect 10.
*Hoping that [[no]] ghosts are in [[Chanted Forest]].
*[[DOOM]]

==Liked By==
*His Wife [[Birdo]]
*[[Miss10]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[Guido Anchovy|Cool Cats]]
*[[Japan]] (Is the #3 favourite video game character there.)
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's not around.)
*[[Wendy O.]] ([[no|She thinks he is kawaii.]])
*[[M. Bison]] (He, too, thinks that [[caterpillars|this]] is delicious!)
*[[King Harkinian]] (They both love [[dinner]].)
*Many Others

==Dislikes==
*Running out of food.
*Unprepared Fish
*Water (It kills his [[fire]]s.)
*Ghosts.
*Bullet Bills
*Being in only, like, 5 levels in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (hopes to be in more levels in Super Mario Galaxy 2 than just 5).
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Meatman]]
*Haunted Houses
*Anal [[Sex]]
*[[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles, CA]]
*Going to bed so soon.
*The Cave People
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Only acts like he likes her so Dic won't rape him.)
*Boshi the blue [[:Category:Dicks|dick]].
*PETA (Prevents him from eating [[KFC]].)
*Pepsi
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Peace]]
*[[Fred Phelps]] (for being a hate-monger.)

== Disliked By==
*[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.)
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
*[[Gay Luigi|Fags]]
*[[Steve]]
*[[Retard|Squares]]
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]]
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's around.)
**[[Fred Phelps]] (Says that he is going to [[hell]] for some reason.)

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}

==[[Illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics==

*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as [[the Yoshi regime]]. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime:
*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutentant
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutentant
*[[Cheatsy|Cheatsy/Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
*[[Roy Koopa|Bully/Roy]] - General
*[[Kooky|Kooky/Ludwig Von]] - Vice President
*[[Hip|Hip/Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Hop/Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
*[[Ganon]] - Admiral
*[[Uctions]] - Alternative Vice President

More info is coming soon..

The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
*Attempted extermination of the Dino population
*Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
*Robberies
*Distrust of the Kingdom
*Wanting to murder both [[Uctions]] & [[Anti-Uctions]] (Again!)!

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].

==See Also:==
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[Whore Yoshi]]
*[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]]
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Ren and Stimpy

2010-04-22T16:25:22Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Description */

{{media}}
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{{dirty|date=December 2009|stamp=E}} 
[[Image: Ren_and_Stimpy-opening-3.jpg|thumb|The ever classic logo.]]

==Description==
Ren and Stimpy is a Nickelodeon TV show from [[the 1990s]] known for its large amount of inappropriate material and bathroom humor.

===Media Infomation===
On Nicktoons

Satellite - DirectTV 302
Cable - IO- 120

===Made by===
John Kricfalusi

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*Ren
*Stimpy
*George Liquor
*Mr. Horse
*Powdered Toast Man

==Episodes etc==
[[Image:Rensnaps.png|frame|Ren on a bad day. A ''very'' [[bad]] day.]]


*[http://www.mediafire.com/?12cxw9gtg3t Part 1 of the first episode]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?f92nxcnucdk Part 2]
 
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?9m114sxmzdx Space Madness]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0y9ntjsndjl Quilted Yaksmen]

==The Ren Snaps Fad==

Main article: [[Ren Snaps]]

A fad has spawned from the infamous scene in the episode "Stimpy's Fan Club," that involves replacing Ren with another character. These videos are usually titled something like "You DARE not agree with ''insert character here''". A sub-fad had also emerged called "Ren Imitates ''insert character, thing, or [[Fresh TV Inc.|company]] here''" which is basically just the scene reuploaded. And ''yet again'', a sub-fad of the 'Ren Imitates' fad appeared where the title is "Ren Imitates 95% of (''insert fanbase here'')."

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===


[http://youtubepoop.com/UNKNOWN UNKNOWN]

>

===Often Used by===

*Taco Wiz
*[[terroristx123]]
*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[MrTennek]]
*[[XBR4D3NX]]

===Sometimes Used by===


*BigMarioAndTailsFan
*[[crazythesecond]]
*Many people, as part of the Ren Snaps fad.

===Liked By===
*[[vvaluigi]]
*[[YTPGod]]
*[[quax94]]
*[[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]]
*Cool people

===Disliked by===

[[Viacom|VIACUM]]

==Further information==

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]

User:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-22T16:23:32Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

FEELINGS

2010-04-22T14:14:11Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* People who have feelings */

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[[Image:FEELINGSMacro.jpg‎]]

''I still find it funny, sorry - [[NS2]]''

''Nothing more then... Feelings - [[Ophios]]''

''The crowd will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you was caught red handed showing FEELINGSss... - That [[lawyer|prosecutor]] guy from The Wall''

''Search [[you]]r FEELINGS, you k[[no]]w it to be true!'' -[[Darth Vader]]

''Stretch out with [[you]]r FEELINGS.'' -[[Star Wars|Obi-Wan Kenobi]]

==As a verb==
Feelings is a term used by some people (most notable Sniper) when they stab somebody through the chest, preferably from the back, accompanied with the assaulting person saying said word. To be killed by a feelings, the affected person receives feelings permanently.
===Known practitioners of feelings===
*[[Sniper]] (obviously)
==As a noun==
Feelings can also refer to the people who have been assaulted in the way stated above. A person with feelings may at times be seen with a big hole through their chests, signifying that they have feelings. At times, however, it is not as noticeable.

===People who have feelings===
*[[Spy]]
*Shinku
*Yuki Nagato
*Floyd Pinkerton
*<s>People who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy</s>
*<s>[[Mama Luigi]]</s>

===See Also===
*[[Spy]]
*[[Sniper]]
*[[DIE]]

===Trivia===
*If heard long enough, it might sound like "Famous" to you.
*It also may sound like "Phalanx."

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Mama Luigi

2010-04-22T14:08:23Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Personality */

{{CharBox
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|image=hqmama.png
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|occupation=Full Time Mum
|cast=Tony Rosato
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''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]]

''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi

According to the Society of Poop, likes baby shaking, screaming, and falling for hours. He is a split personality of Mario's brother, [[Luigi]]. He was born from pure hatred, brewn by [[Law for kids]] in an effort to stop people for standing in no-parking zones. (S)he also hates [[sex]], so she's actually fairly tolerable most of the time.

==History==
One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed wen he fell into a lava river, the frustration caused Luigi to materialize his rage into the beast known as [[God Luigi]].

Mama Luigi has many minions at his disposal, examples being Ganon, [[Bill O'Reilly]], and the SilverFatMagician. Mama Luigi also implemented a stronghold on the internet, spawning abominations such as Yaoi, Sonic Fancharacters, Mudkipz, and Pop-up ads (Some refer to this as the "Internet Hate Machine"). The program seems to randomly choose the website it will rest in, although most of the time it resides in the #chan boards, Gaia Online, Runescape, Myspace and YouTube (Which explains the strange behavior of the people that reside in these areas.)

Some of the time, Luigi is able to subconsciously control Mama Luigi, and use this precious time to tell [[Yoshi]] a historically revised version of the time he first met him. He is able to do this by using his control of [[Anti-Uctions]], and copyright infringement. For more information regarding the creation of Mama Luigi, see [[Big Poop Theory]] (or check out the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|enclosed instruction book]]).
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==Personality==
Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi is Luigi's final form. He likes to tell people about his title, correcting them, mothering [[Yoshkins]], and saving [[the Princess]]. He seems to have an obsession with a strange [[Magic Balloon]] and [[bagel]]s. Mama Luigi also enjoys telling twisted lies and falling onto Skull Rafts, which to him are [[No|Good Medicine]]. She is also a pedophile and necrophile.
One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, she got pissed off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherfucker. " He is also a renowned jumper, able to hit ceiling light switches with her pelvis. It is interesting to notice that Mama Luigi had a master who transformed her/him into Super Dimentio.

She is also the queen of all [[AIDS]], and has stolen and destroyed many cures by many people, and is hindering the work of the [[Medic]] to avoid another cure.

Sometimes Mama Luigi will lie to people and tell them he's going to wring out his cap, when really he strips naked and goes streaking. This can cause bystanders to have heart troubles or even [[Die|die]].

Also, Mama Luigi has been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime.
She has shown empathy once when Yoshi died, and after that sad experience, she now has one friend: [[Link]]. She refused to shoot him, then they realized they both lost something. Link was the only thing that prevented her from turning into a second [[Emo Luigi]].

==Health Issues==
Mama Luigi has a rare lung disorder which causes him to [[wheeze]] when he says his name in a corrective fashion and occasionally when he talks about [[Brooklyn]]. However, this does not appear to dramatically affect his overall health, as he is somewhat amused by said fashion.

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Mama Luigi is a known recovering [[Magic Drugs|pebble pea]] addict. He also used to smoke [[Magic Drugs|killer weeds]].

Mama Luigi has some psychological issues, namely paranoia and a deadly fear of giant caterpillars. He will often scream "HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!" even when no caterpillars are around. To vent his anxiety, he painted a portrait called The Scream, which most people incorrectly think was painted by Edvard Munch. In fact, if you look closely at the background during a full moon on a Tuesday, you can see Yoshkins and some [[Caterpillars|Wigglers]].

==Celebrity Status and Turmoil==
It has been officiated that Mama Luigi was indeed a Spice Girl honing the name, Mama Luigi Spice. Due to turmoil within their old record label's marketing staff, Mama Luigi did not receive a Spice Girls Doll contract as did the other girls. Unfortunately, Mama Luigi has confirmed that she is not going to be touring with the Spice Girls when they go on the "back together" tour, due to criminal charges against her for man slaughter, since her [[bagel]] [[Rock TV|rings]] gave people cancer, and killed several of them.

==Skills==
Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon [[dolphins]] on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 Kilometres in the vicinity).

She also has some skills with electronics, which she used to start a company in [[China]] to make [[Bagel]] [[Rock TV|Rings]]. This ultimately failed, since the bagel rings gave people cancer from [[Anti-Uctions]] radiation, which caused a [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]].

==The Birth Season==
Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult.
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi trying to destroy Mama Luigi before he destroys us.]]
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]]
{{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}}
== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Like they say in [[Brooklyn]], early to bed, early to catch [[Earthworm Jim|the worm]]. Or is it the [[bagel]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Well, it all started when [[Mario]], [[Princess Toadstool|the princess]] and I came to [[Dinosaur World]] for vacation.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Koopa Football Players]] grabbed [[Princess Toadstool|the Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]] was attacked by a [[Koopa wizard]] and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|I fell for HOURS!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing below but boiling lava! Good thing I found a [[Magic Balloon|magic balloon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|These skulls were GOOD medicine for me.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|We've gotta find [[Mario]] and [[Princess Toadstool]]. Stay here while I wring out my cap.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]], wherever you are, HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
[[Image:400px-Mama_Luigis.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Mama Luigi's [[spaghetti]] box.]]
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|This kid makes [[Mario]] looks like he's on a diet!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That'll teach ya to mess with my new lil' buddy [[Yoshi]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YIKES! WHERES THE LIGHT-SWITCH!?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|It's the liftoff that got me!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}}

== Links ==
[http://www.mamaluigis.com/ Mama Luigi's Restaurant] - known for its [[Spaghetti]] and parodies of The Sopranos.

[http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti!
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King Harkinian

2010-04-22T14:02:38Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Death */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the Youtube Poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's parents.]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four ([[4]]) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one-star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a space[[ship]]. It looks very similar to the space[[ship]] in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his [[ship]]. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Considers Jon Hamm to be a true warrior.
* His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now. forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
===Second Death===
On July 1, 2009, he was fighting the evil forces of Ganon, and said character killed him, activating a chain of events that would have an impact on these character's lives: [[Zelda]], [[Link]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Mama Luigi]]. Note that The King always escapes from The Pit whenever he dies, the next day of course.

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires [[cheeseburger]]s.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The weird headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[:Category:Pirates|pirate]] <del>[[shit]]</del> [[ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*Various vintage cars from the '20s-'80s [[Image:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg|thumb|The King's 1946 DeSoto]]
*A [[Loser|PT Cruiser]]
*A pet platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub all the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Mudkip]]s
*[[Laughing]]
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
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*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reese's Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Fundamental Mormon Faith(FLDS) ..yes ladies, he's polygamous!]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage cars, such as [[Edsel]]s, Desotos, and Studebakers.
*Porco Rosso
*Ice cream
*[[Scatman]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Giving unreasonable demands
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]
[[Image:5292 1165786834126 1511575173 457031 2729346 n.jpg|thumb|right|The King in real life]]

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Communist|Tra]][[German|bants]] (he says that they are pieces of [[shit]].)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders
*Slamming his penis in a door.
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==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii|we]] help?
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
*Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.
*Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?
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Link

2010-04-22T13:58:04Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

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|name=Link
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|sex=Male
|age=3?
|occupation=Hero, Goober
|cast=Nobuyuki Hiyama
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[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|Link upon winning something, like [[Link: Faces of Evil|his quest]] or Monopoly.]]
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Goku|Saiyan]] Link.]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat]] Link.]]
[[Image:Crater cove11.jpg|thumb|Your [[sword]] is enough.]]

Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]], who in times of crisis works as the [[No|Hero]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullshit]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.)

Link is the current standing Hero of [[Hyrule]]. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself.

==Skills==
Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary [[Duckwalk]] maneuver. Cool, huh?

On the other hand, he sucks at using crossbows and has poor social skills.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had [[sex]] with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual (Like an amoeba).

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Possessions==
*His sword
*Lamp oil
*Rope
*[[Bombs]]
*A lightsaber
*Lotsa guns
*Young And Anal 15 video tape
*The king's chalice
*Boomerang
*Bow and arrow
*Various masks
*Iron Boots

==Likes==
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Impa]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s games
**[[Sonic X]]
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
*The Philips CD-i
*Atari 2600
*Sega Dreamcast
*[[PS3]] (Doesn't have one though.)
[[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|[[Link]] being his [[retard|usual old self.]]]]
*[[Gwonam]]
*Bombs
*Guns
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
*Consuming [[Octorok|rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.]]
*[[Kiss|KISS.]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Doraemon]]
*The Delilah Show
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]
==Near Death==
On July 1, 2009, Ganon killed The King, and in turn, Zelda attempted Ambien overdoes suicide. It worked, but then Link tried to attempt suicide by jumping off a bridge, but instead, [[Yoshi]] broke his fall, resulting in said character's death. Then, [[Mama Luigi]] told one last bedtime story, then Yoshi died. However, Mama Luigi showed empathy for the little dinosaur, and almost turned into a second [[Emo Luigi]]. But then, Link wanted her to shoot him, but she refused and they became good friends after they both discovered that they lost a loved one. Then, they both lived and on July 1, 2029, Link visits Zelda's grave and tells her spirit it is sure boring without her.

==Memorable Quotes==
{{poopquote|Link|...}}
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
{{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}}
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Great! I'll grab my stuff!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Hey! Exc''uuuuuu''se me, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
{{poopquote|Link|It's a Gohma!}}
{{poopquote|Link|(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Fine, jeez!}}
{{poopquote|Link|[[Mysterious Black Dude|Remember me?]]}}
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a [[African]]-like voice.)}}
{{poopquote|Link|(After seeing the [[90's Kid]] using his [[Sega]] Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this [[Sega]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old King is EVIL!}}
[[Image:Link.jpg|right|thumb|Link's older brother, Link.]]
[[Image:Link_FEMALE.jpg|thumb|Stupid sexy female Link.]]

==Trivia==
*Link is part Saiyan, or part [[Nazi|Aryan]]. Same thing.
*Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
*His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
*Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[Playstation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [[Wii]]'s controller."
*He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
*Had a short-lived career as the lead guitarist of the [[Fish|Zora]] band ''The Indigo-Go's'' until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true lead guitarist, then deceased.
*According to [[Screwattack]], Link's [[sword]] ''[[Gwonam|is enough]]'' for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
*Also, like [[Darth Vader]], Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soulcalibur IV, Link also appeared in Soulcalibur II (Along with Spawn and [[Heihachi Mishima]] of the [[Tekken]] series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of the game, Link in the GameCube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu <s>have</s> had the same voice actor.
*His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
*Once got a hug from Cremia. He enjoyed it greatly.
*Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
*He actually looks kind of attractive as a girl (see picture to the right)... oh god what have we done?

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Facepalm Luigi

2010-04-22T13:49:33Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Emo */

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Emo Luigi is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms (also known by [[SuperYoshi]] and [[TheDumbening]] as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
== Effect on Personal Life ==

[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]

When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to [[Suicide|slit his wrist]] with the sharp side of a Yoshi egg. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb and cried himself to sleep that night.

He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of [[Jesus Christ]], World War II, [[AIDS]], the Seattle SuperSonics moving to Oklahoma City to become the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Arizona Cardinals making it in the 2008/2009 playoffs, and Super Bowl XLIII.

==Suicide Attempts==
[[Image:EmoLuigi2pt0.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes, not even lotsa [[spaghetti]] can snap Luigi out of his depression.]]
Luigi has attempted to commit [[suicide]] on [[over 9000]] occasions:

*March 5, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
*June 16, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to too much rope.
*November 9, 1997 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to power failure.
*December 2, 1997 - Electrocution. Failed due to power cut.
*February 6, 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
*May 5, 1998 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
*May 3, 1999 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
*May 5, 2000 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
*August 1, 2001 - Hanging. Failed because he already used that joke.
*August 8, 2002 - Drug overdose. Success. Unfortunately, [[medic]]s came and revived him.
*February 2, 2003 - Stole [[Pennsylvania|Punxsutawney]] [[Steely Phil|Phil]], then drove into a quarry. Failed because the day repeated itself.
*March 9, 2004 - Deliberate overdose on bacon. Success. Unfortunately [[Fat Mario]] arrived to suck the fat out of him. Luigi then suffered from mixed emotions of sadness and sensation that lasted for an entire year.
*April 7, 2005 - Tried to drown himself. Failed because he thought it was boring.
*May 6, 2006 - Tuanted Fat Mario so he would sit on him. Failed because Fat mario couldn't run that far and passed out.
*January 9, 2007 - Bowel obstruction. Failed due to the fact laxatives don't obstruct bowels.
*June 3, 2007 - Laid in the middle of a freeway, expecting to get run over.
*July 2, 2007 - Finally gave up waiting to get run over and jumped off the freeway, unfortunately landing in a passing pillow, [[Kirby|marshmallow]], and cotton swab truck.
*October 3, 2007 - Attempted to freeze himself in the cold, October temperatures of Alaska. He then found himself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]].
*October 8, 2007 - Pissed off a Fire Sumo on purpose so that it would crack the ground open below him and Luigi would fall to his death. Unfortunately he found a magic balloon.
*October 13, 2007 - Realized that select days of his previous [[suicide]] attempts were consecutive digit of pi, and thus attempted to overdose on pumpkin pie. Failed due to the fact that he got full, and that he is not allergic to pumpkin.
*October 29, 2007 - Tried to hang himself with the invisible long string from the magic balloon that he found. Failed when he found out that he not only couldn't find the string that he held, he also didn't find a perfectly suitable place for him to hang himself.
*December 2, 2007 - Stabbed his stomach and the left testicle after the pooper known as Deepercutt publicly humiliated him by showing an unreleased music video of the song "Watch Me Bleed" starring Emo Luigi himself. Success. Unfortunately [[Gwonam]] sewed him up and used his [[Cum|cum]] as replacement blood.
*December 6, 2007 - Shot himself in the head after King Koopa killed Mario, Toad, and Peach. R.I.P. Emo Luigi....maybe....
[[Image:Frogluigi.png|thumb|Even frog suits can't cure Luigi of his emo-ness]]
*December 7, 2007 - Got up after lying on the ground FOR HOURS when he got bored of pretending to be dead. He missed his head by six inches and accidently shot a [[TREE]].
*December 9, 2007 - Attempted to piss off [[Brock Samson]] in hopes the he would finally die, but Brock took Emo Luigi's jokes and insults as friendly gestures and left him alone.
*December 13, 2007 - Tried to deliberately be crushed to death inside a working trash compactor. Success, but instead of killing him, left Luigi in a cartoonish cube shape for the rest of the day.
*January 1, 2008 - Tried to drown himself in champagne at his New Year's party. Failed due to the fact that he didn't even have a New Year's party.
*January 15, 2008 - Attempted to jump off the roof of the nearest video game store because Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed AGAIN. Survived with ''extremely'' minor bruises.
*'''(Friday)''' Febuary 13, 2008 - Tried to get Jason Voorhees to kill him. Failed due to that Jason was dead.
*Febuary 28, 2008 - Attempted to break open the Patty Vault and eat every Krabby Patty inside so it would go to his thighs and blow up. Failed because [[Squidward]] got there first.
*March 9th, 2008 - Attempted to enter the Negative Zone, getting himself killed after all the Brawl Copies got sold out. Failed not only because [[Regular Luigi]] got probation on the move shortly before he managed to patent the new move after [[Dio Brando]] had sued him of the move, but also because Emo Luigi can't perform this move without switching back to Regular Luigi without losing his emo state.
*September 11th, 2008 - Attempted to go back in time to Sep. 11th 2001 and get on a hijacked plane to get himself killed. Failed due to Osama Bin Laden actually raping him in the plane bathroom and safely landing to let him get off.
*September 16, 2008 - Attempted to fall in Jonas Bros. mosh pit during a concert in Chicago. Last seen in critical condition, with cooties all over him, and his ears bleeding due to the screaming. He is expected to make a recovery. [[M. Bison]]'s response: "YES!"
*September 20, 2008 - Attempted to unplug his life support machine next to his hospital bed. Failed due to his inability to move his broken arms.
*October 7, 2008 - Walked out of hospital, fully healed, and jumped into a manhole and tried drowning himself (again). Failed because the stench was just too much.
*October 10, 2008 - Ate a bag of kitty litter. Failed, but he did get bad breath.
*October 12, 2008 - Swallowed at tooth brush trying to get rid of his bad breath, but it melted inside of his stomach due to the powerful emo acids inside of it.
*October 12, 2008 (One minute after last one)- Emo Luigi decided to die the simple way: plastic bag. He was breathing it so hard that it was sucked up into his nose and flew down into his stomach once again to be destroyed by his emo acids.
*October 13, 2008 - Attempted to piss off [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] by making fun of Maria. Failed because Shadow was too much into his flashbacks of pain to notice. Emo Luigi ignored the last sentence typed and woke Shadow up to try to piss him off again. Failed because Shadow felt his emo-pain radiation and became friends with him.
*October 17, 2008 - Due to the incredible depression of not being invited to [[WalrusGuy]]'s joyous return party, he stood out in the Chocolate Rain, hoping this would coat him in chocolate and get kids to eat him. Unfortunately, it only coated his clothes, causing the children to devour his clothes, and leaving him not only emo, but also completely naked.
*October 31, 2008 - Tried goring himself on a chainsaw. Failed, due to the fact that it was a Halloween episode of the show, and as such, is never canon.
*November 3, 2008 - Tried to call Q Strange to finally kill him once and for all. Failed because he didn't realize that he changed his ways for his own son.
*November 11, 2008 - Tried to get candy by singing at door to door, due to a Dutch Holiday (Not a vacation). Failed, because everyone thought he thought it was Halloween, and declined him.
*November 12, 2008 - Tried to hang himself because he didn't get his candy. Failed because he found a shitload of candy inside the walls of his house.
*December 12, 2008 - Tried to kill himself by wondering in the woods to find [[Insane Clown Posse|a real live serial killer unexpectedly]]. Didn't work because he accidentally killed the serial killer that he wanted to find.
*December 26, 2008 - After getting nothing that he desires for this Christmas, he decided to kill himself by getting the wired decorations off his Christmas tree and placing them around his neck. He almost succeeded, but it didn't work due to him getting a last minute gift that he really likes before he died.
*December 27, 2008 - After getting nothing at all for boxing day, he tried to piss off a kangaroo by honking his car horn at it. Unfortunately, the kangaroo died from shock, only to be revived three minutes later and steal his money and then die again.
*December 29, 2008 - Attempted to get some recognition by kidnapping Dick Clark just days before his annual New Years' special. Unfortunately, there were other hosts he had not considered. Also, he was unable to kidnap Dick Clark because, well, he's fucking Dick Clark!
*December 31, 2008/January 1, 2009 - Attempted to get squished by that giant ball that's always on that one tower in the little k[[no]]wn town of New York City. Was ten seconds too late from being killed because police officers saved him from being squished before the New Year officially began.
*January 18, 2009 - Tried to hang himself when he saw that the Arizona Cardinals had came from behind against the [[Philadelphia]] Eagles and made it to the Super Bowl. Stopped doing it when he found out that the Pittsburgh Steelers were also going there.
*January 31, 2009 - Almost accidentally died when he slipped on fallen spaghetti while preparing for his pre-Super Bowl party.
*February 2, 2009 - Tried to drown himself in Gaara's sand for no apparent reason. (Probably to celebrate the Pittsburgh Steelers' close victory in the Super Bowl.) Failed because Gaara is also emo, and the two fell in love. It was said that those who weren't either Gaara or Emo Luigi that were within 30 miles of this epic cum spurge would die instantaneously. Those who were within an 100 mile radius were partially burned from their faces.
*March 12, 2009 - Went back to the present and tried to suffocate himself with a giant condom. Failed because there was a rip in it. It also happened to be a used condom, but before he could drown himself in the semen, [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Oogtar]] drank it all.
*March 22, 2009 - Attempted to get his Blastoise to drown him because he accidentally released his shiny Chimchar. Failed because he doesn't own a Blastoise, but a Venusaur.
*April 1, 2009 - After realizing that Little Kuriboh wasn't abridging Yu-Gi-Oh anymore, he tried to kill himself. Then, everyone shouted, "April Fools!" and gave Luigi a heart attack. His ghost then said "April Fools!" and returned to life. Freaking ghost.
* April 5, 2009 - Tried losing to [[Seth]] in Street Fighter IV. Failed because Seth isn't even a real person, and as a Nintendo character, doesn't have an Xbox.
* April 6, 2009 - Pushed his belly button, hoping it was a self-destruct button. Failed because he doesn't even have a belly button.
* April 7, 2009 - Moved to Jamaica and attempted to offend the people there. Failed because they were on their early summer holiday and didn't care.
* April 16, 2009 - Attempted to get a Houndoom to eat him. Failed because Houndooms don't like the taste of Emos.
*April 20, 2009 - He heard of [[Bowser Jr]]'s successful suicide in 1988, and tried killing himself again, as he deemed himself a failure. He did succeed, but was revived by [[King Koopa]] as an act of cruelty.
* May 15, 2009 - Went back to 1942 to try to tell [[Hitler]] he was a Jew, but failed because he went to 1942 B.C. insted of 1942 A.D.
* June 23, 2009 - Tryed to drown himself in the Gulf of Mexico, fail because some people on the beach called his name (In reality they where just saying Emo Luigis name because the person who stole their football happened to be named Emo Luigi too)
* June 26, 2009 - Attempted to drown himself in [[Greenback Koopa]]'s spicy [[Mashed Potatos]] when he heard [[Michael Jackson]] died, failed because Scoopa Koopa's had run out of mashed potatos due to [[Fat Luigi]].
* June 29, 2009 - After hearing of [[Billy Mays]]' death, he attempted to anger [[Escargoon]] by calling [[King Dedede]] [[fat]], [[gay]], and [[Retarded|stupid]]. Failed because he was actually talking to [[Customer Service]], who hates King Dedede.
* July 1, 2009 - Walrusguy quit, and Yoshi died, so he attempted to do what Zelda did when she attempted suicide: Overdose on Ambien. Failed due to lack of Ambien pills.
* July 16, 2009 - Swam out into the ocean to get eaten by a sea monster. Failed because the sea monster choked on Emo Luigi's emoness, [[die]]d, and coughed him back up.
* July 29, 2009 - Upon realizing that we are all about to die someday, Luigi tried to commit suicide the one, surefire way--by ''living''. Unfortunately, Mario killed him.
* July 31, 2009 - Was thrown out of [[The Pit]] for being too emo.
* August 15, 2009 - Choked President Obama, hoping to get shot by the Secret Service. Failed because choking a person's leg causes no harm.
* August 15, 2009 - Attempted to get his Chewiki article deleted by AbsoluteBillion by marking it for deletion, since that would, theoretically, kill him as well. Failed because Chewiki editors reverted the page.
* September 3, 2009 - Attempted suicide by hanging. Succeeded, accidentally reincarnated self.
* September 5, 2009 - Flushed the Ticklepotty. Failed because [[Terry Bogard|Terryland]] runs in backwards time. THAT'S WHY THE TICKLEPOTTY NEVER FLUSHES!!
* September 9, 2009 - [[SEGA]] celebrates 10 years of the Dreamcast today. Luigi's dream, to die, is cast at last. Unfortunately, he forgot that Sega dropped out of making consoles and he was revived.
* September 22, 2009 - Attempted to jump through a closed window on top of a skyscraper. Unfortunately the window was three inches thick.
* October 14, 2009 - Tried to drown himself after [[Lou Albano]]'s death. Too bad the water was frozen.
* October 15, 2009 - Attempted to have a ninja assassinate him. Failed because the ninja offered him a baked potato.
* November 8, 2009 - After hearing that Ed Edd n Eddy is over, he attempted to get [[Eddy]] to beat him up by telling him that his brother is better than him. Failed because [[Eddy]] was on [[Magic Drugs]] with [[Ed]] for the night. Emo Luigi was then depressed that he wasn't invited for a week.
* November 15, 2009 - Attempted to poison himself after hearing that Best Buy was sold out of copies of New Super Mario Bros. [[Wii]], failed because Mario had pre-ordered a copy to give him.
* November 15, 2009 - Tried drinking [[Edd]]'s never ending bottle of Mountain Dew until he exploded. Failed because [[Edd]] was dead at the time and never made any more before Emo Luigi could buy some.
* November 16, 2009 - Jumped off a beanstalk.
* November 27, 2009 - Still falling...
* December 18, 2009 - He landed at last. Unfortunately, it was on a trampoline.
* December 31, 2009/January 1, 2010 - Jumped off of Times Square during the final countdown to a new decade. Success, but he had one more life.
*January 30, 2010 - Pissed off [[Shin Akuma]] on a public subway by making fun of his hair, hoping to be killed by his Shun Goku Satsu. Failed when Akuma accidentally killed a fat nudist instead.
*January 31, 2010 - Reminded Flint that his wife was dead. Failed because he was talking to Chuck Norris.
* February 3, 2010 - Attempted to get Malleo to turn him into a fire flower and be stepped on.
Failed because he was talking to [[Fortran]], and was forced to "PUSH START TO RICH" for the rest of the month.
* February 22, 2010 - Shot self in head. Failed because it was a Nerf toy.
* February 24, 2010 - Stole [[The King|The King's]] [[dinner]]. Failed because he stole his plastic decoy [[dinner]].
* February 25, 2010 - After getting nothing he wanted for Christmas again, he attempted to light his Christmas [[TREE]] on [[fire]] with him tied to the [[TREE]]. Failed because he couldn't move his arms to grab his matches.
* February 25, 2010 - Bought a [[DOOM|BFG]] to blast his self into non-existence. Failed because the BFG only had 39 energy cells (BFG needs 40 cells to shoot).
* February 26, 2010 - Went to the movies to see Avatar, hoping to die from the amount of crap vibe it emits. Failed because the film caught fire five minutes in.
* February 27, 2010 - Attempted to use [[Lemmy]]'s volcano to melt himself. Failed because [[Iggy]] destroyed it during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] of 1987, and as a result, was 25 years late.
* February 28, 2010 - Attempted to watch Electric Soldier Porygon to try to get a seizure. Failed because he lost his laptop years ago & even if it was still there, it wouldn't of been bright enough to give Emo Luigi a seizure
* February 29, 2010 - Built a ladder to Heaven to ask God to bring the apocalypse sooner. Failed because the ladder was made of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
* February 30, 2010 - Ate over 9000 McDonalds burgers. Success, but Fat Mario sucked the fat out of him.
* Early March 1, 2010 - Tried to drown himself in his toilet filled with [[shit]]. Failed because [[Mario]] just had to rescue him by getting him out of the toilet. He cried for 10 whole minutes without wiping off the shit before Mario finally decided to help him be free from life.
* Late March 1, 2010 - Finally decided to kill himself in the Japanese style of seppuku, with [[Mario]] as his kaishakunin. Success... OR WAS IT???
* March 2, 2010 - He survived. Frustrated, he attempted to overdose on sleeping pills. Sadly, they tasted like vomit so out of instinct, he spat them out and burned them.
* March 21, 2010 - Stole [[Kirby]]'s cake, hoping that Kirby's rage would cause the end of the world as the Mayans predicted. Failed because Kirby bought another.
* March 22, 2010 - Went back in time and killed himself as a baby. Failed when he realized not only was the time-machine one way, but he actually killed Mario.
* March 27, 2010 - Buried himself alive. Failed because a friendly Diglett saved him......without revealing its body.
* April 1, 2010 - After a friendly April Fool's joke by Mario and Peach in which they all pretended they were brutally killed, Luigi shoots himself in the head. Failed because he was also pulling an April Fool's prank and the bullet was actually a blank.

==In the Media==
With so much emo, it was inevitable that Emo Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his [[suicide]] attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by [[Deepercutt]]), is shown on the right. Emo Luigi grew even more emo after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that emo when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.

==Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Emo==
*Astronaut [[Tails]]
*Farms
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
[[Image:EmoLuigi3.jpg|right|thumb|[[Mario]] scolds Luigi for being so emo.]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
*[[FOTEP]]
*[[Spaghetti]]
*[[Princess Peach]]'s [[Boobs]]
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] who taunted him with a pair of coupons
*His own music videos
*The death of Peach, Mario, and Toad
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[The Goodies]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
{{VidCaption|ss8LDBNcsWc|Here's one of the things that made Luigi emo.}}
*The Arizona Cardinals making it to both the playoffs and the Super Bowl.
*[[Molly]] trying to help him.
*The city of Flint, Michigan.
*[[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Cheatsy]]
**The other [[Big Mouth|K]][[Kootie Pie|oo]][[Bully|p]][[Kooky|a]][[Hip|lin]][[Hop|gs]].
*[[WalrusGuy]] quitting and [[Yoshi]] dying.
*[[Bowser Jr]]'s successful [[suicide]] in 1988 (he believes that he is a failure for not succeeding in [[suicide]], when Bowser Jr. succeeds)
*[[Michael Jackson]] being dead.
*[[Billy Mays]] being dead.
*[[Lou Albano]] being dead.
*[[Cosmo]] being dead.
*[[Edd]] killing [[Fat Mario]].
*A news person from [[Fox]] saying "[[KFC|Keep fucking that chicken.]]"
*Realizing from [[Mario]] that the [[shit]] he made wasn't really [[chocolate]] after all. This especially angered [[Doc Louis]].
*Discovering that [[Bridget]] is a boy.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]

==Quotes==
*"*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHTSWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 6.)
*"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
*"WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
*"YOSHI?!!!"
*"IT'S ALL [[Link|LINK]]'S FAULT!"
*"HEY LINK!"
*"[[NO]]!"
*"[[WRONG|But I am a baby!]]" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Emo Luigi}}
[[Category:Luigi]]
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
[[Category:Emo Characters]]
[[Category:Mentally Unstable]]

The Pit

2010-04-22T13:25:07Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit. */

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.
The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not [[Pit]]. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]
[[Image:Pit.jpg|thumb|Someone about to be kicked into the Pit by King Leonidas.]]
[[Image:Hell.jpg|thumb|right|Inside of the Pit.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

Also don't confuse this with hell (in [[Doom]]).

The closest thing to a Hell on Earth is [[Big Bill Hell's Cars|Big Bill Hell's]].

Before you enter the Pit, you must cross the River [[Styx]].

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
**[[Ganondorf]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possessed by [[Woody]] [[Gay|Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Starscream]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[WalrusGuy]]
*[[TorNisYTP]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo]] Boy (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Bugs Bunny]]
*Haohmaru (That's why he's in [[Capcom]] Vs. [[SNK]] 2 even though he should be long dead.)
*Nakoruru (See Haohmaru, only replace the "he"'s with "she"'s.)
*[[Emo Luigi]] (But only because they kicked him out for being too emo.)
*[[Dracula]]
*The [[Elite Beat Agents]] (EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! [[Yes|YEAH!!]])
*[[Edd]]
*[[Lord Raptor]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*Dragon Shiryu
*[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE)
{{VidCaption|Rj_8tWaxoHU|This is what you'll most likely hear when you enter The Pit. WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.}}
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] (was killed in the [[Dinner]] [[War]]. Though he came back, he was honourably discharged anyway).
*[[Mr. Krabs]] - Died of food poisoning, given a second chance by the Flying Dutchman.

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler)
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]] (killed by [[Fox McCloud]])
*[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit)
*<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.)
*[[Joker|Heath Ledger]]
*[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into [[the Pit]] by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time).
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
*[[Captain Lou Albano]]
**[[Real Mario]]
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*[[Orson Welles]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

Yoshi

2010-04-22T13:23:10Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

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Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of [[Sex|rape]] threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there.
[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]]
[[Image:Czsd.png|frame|right|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
[[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].]]
[[Image:YoshiAvatar12.PNG|thumb|right|Yoshi has a large appetite, and will eat just about anything, even tennis rackets.]]
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].]]
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi doing his usual thing and giving something a perfect 10 out of 10 score.]]
[[Image:Cartoons-13.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi showing all the <s>[[Chadwardenn|bitches]]</s> ladies his ([[sex]]y) [[ass]].]]
[[Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks from the theatres.]]
[[Image:2097741192 a935cc35b2.jpg|thumb|right|This is Yoshi's Edsel, which he bought from [[Big Cheese]].]]
[[Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.]]
He has a wife named [[Birdo]], who, contrary to popular belief, is female.
==Diet==
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi (she has too many STDs, and is considred a biohazard).[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]]]

==Background==

Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Tokyo, [[Japan]]. In 1989, [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory,
so that she could revise history. This failed when [[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic.
The judge ruled that the magic must cease. [[Dic]], though, threatened Yoshi with [[ass|anal]]-[[sex|rape]] if he didn't continue acting like a 5-year old.

==Trivia==

*Owns an [[Edsel]], which he bought from [[Big Cheese]].
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
*Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because [[Penis|DiC]] has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent.
*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. Infact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his special tongue.
*One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.

==Likes==
*[[Birdo]]
*[[Fire]] [[Balls]]
*[[Caterpillars]]
*Eating
*Bed Time Stories.
*Fast [[food]], such as [[McDonalds]] or [[KFC]].
**[[Hell]], [[food]] in [[Soldier|general]].
**As well as [[Coca-Cola]].
**[[Philadelphia]], because of food.
*Saving 15% of his [[stuff]] when switching to GEICO.
*Guns (During his spare time.)
**Shooting Things (Especially [[Mama Luigi]])
**Killing Things (See Above)
**[[War]]s
*Sports, such as [[Baseball]] and [[American Football]].
*[[Bomb]]s ([[Morshu|You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.]])
*Giving random shit a perfect 10.
*Hoping that [[no]] ghosts are in [[Chanted Forest]].
*[[DOOM]]

==Liked By==
*His Wife [[Birdo]]
*[[Miss10]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[Guido Anchovy|Cool Cats]]
*[[Japan]] (Is the #3 favourite video game character there.)
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's not around.)
*[[Wendy O.]] ([[no|She thinks he is kawaii.]])
*[[M. Bison]] (He, too, thinks that [[caterpillars|this]] is delicious!)
*[[King Harkinian]] (They both love [[dinner]].)
*Many Others

==Dislikes==
*Running out of food.
*Unprepared Fish
*Water (It kills his [[fire]]s.)
*Ghosts.
*Bullet Bills
*Being in only, like, 5 levels in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (hopes to be in more levels in Super Mario Galaxy 2 than just 5).
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Meatman]]
*Haunted Houses
*Anal [[Sex]]
*[[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles, CA]]
*Going to bed so soon.
*The Cave People
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Only acts like he likes her so Dic won't rape him.)
*Boshi the blue [[:Category:Dicks|dick]].
*PETA (Prevents him from eating [[KFC]].)
*Pepsi
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Peace]]
*[[Fred Phelps]] (for being a hate-monger.)

== Disliked By==
*[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.)
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
*[[Gay Luigi|Fags]]
*[[Steve]]
*[[Retard|Squares]]
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]]
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's around.)
**[[Fred Phelps]] (Says that he is going to [[hell]] for some reason.)

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}

==[[Illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics==

*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as [[the Yoshi regime]]. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime:
*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutentant
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutentant
*[[Cheatsy|Cheatsy/Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
*[[Roy Koopa|Bully/Roy]] - General
*[[Kooky|Kooky/Ludwig Von]] - Vice President
*[[Hip|Hip/Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Hop/Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
*[[Ganon]] - Admiral
*[[Uctions]] - Alternative Vice President

More info is [[cum|coming]] soon..

The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
*Attempted extermination of the Dino population
*Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
*Robberies
*Distrust of the Kingdom
*Wanting to murder both [[Uctions]] & [[Anti-Uctions]] (Again!)!

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
==Death==
On July 1, 2009, Ganon killed The King, and [[Zelda]] was saddened. She also commited Ambien overdose, in turn, dying, Link was saddened, and he jumped off a bridge, landing on Yoshi. Mama Luigi told one last bedtime story to him, and then he died. Mama Luigi showed empathy for the first time in her life, but, unknown to her, Ganon died at the exact same time, and Yoshi hitchhiked onto his back, thus escaping from The Pit.

==See Also:==
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[Whore Yoshi]]
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]]
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Princess Zelda

2010-04-22T13:09:08Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Death */

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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get [[Nintendo]] products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Memorable Quotes==
*"IMPA?!"
*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
*"Father!"
*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
*"You've got to be kidding."
*"Why'd you do that?!"
*"You Did NOT!"
*"Hi, [[The King|Father.]]"
*"What?!"
*"Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"
*"HA!"

==Death==
Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she suc[[cum]]bed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. Then again, there are ''tons'' of Zeldas in the series, so chances are she'll come back.
==Second Death==
On July 1, 2009, aka the day when Walrusguy quit, Ganon killed The King, aka her father, so she attempted suicide by overdoseing on Ambien. It worked, but somebody HAD TO drag her out of The Pit...... again. This also gave insperation for one of Emo Luigi's suicide attempts.
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Facepalm Luigi

2010-04-22T13:04:50Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Suicide Attempts */

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Emo Luigi is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms (also known by [[SuperYoshi]] and [[TheDumbening]] as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
== Effect on Personal Life ==

[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]

When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to [[Suicide|slit his wrist]] with the sharp side of a Yoshi egg. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb and cried himself to sleep that night.

He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of [[Jesus Christ]], World War II, [[AIDS]], the Seattle SuperSonics moving to Oklahoma City to become the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Arizona Cardinals making it in the 2008/2009 playoffs, and Super Bowl XLIII.

==Suicide Attempts==
[[Image:EmoLuigi2pt0.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes, not even lotsa [[spaghetti]] can snap Luigi out of his depression.]]
Luigi has attempted to commit [[suicide]] on [[over 9000]] occasions:

*March 5, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
*June 16, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to too much rope.
*November 9, 1997 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to power failure.
*December 2, 1997 - Electrocution. Failed due to power cut.
*February 6, 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
*May 5, 1998 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
*May 3, 1999 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
*May 5, 2000 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
*August 1, 2001 - Hanging. Failed because he already used that joke.
*August 8, 2002 - Drug overdose. Success. Unfortunately, [[medic]]s came and revived him.
*February 2, 2003 - Stole [[Pennsylvania|Punxsutawney]] [[Steely Phil|Phil]], then drove into a quarry. Failed because the day repeated itself.
*March 9, 2004 - Deliberate overdose on bacon. Success. Unfortunately [[Fat Mario]] arrived to suck the fat out of him. Luigi then suffered from mixed emotions of sadness and sensation that lasted for an entire year.
*April 7, 2005 - Tried to drown himself. Failed because he thought it was boring.
*May 6, 2006 - Tuanted Fat Mario so he would sit on him. Failed because Fat mario couldn't run that far and passed out.
*January 9, 2007 - Bowel obstruction. Failed due to the fact laxatives don't obstruct bowels.
*June 3, 2007 - Laid in the middle of a freeway, expecting to get run over.
*July 2, 2007 - Finally gave up waiting to get run over and jumped off the freeway, unfortunately landing in a passing pillow, [[Kirby|marshmallow]], and cotton swab truck.
*October 3, 2007 - Attempted to freeze himself in the cold, October temperatures of Alaska. He then found himself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]].
*October 8, 2007 - Pissed off a Fire Sumo on purpose so that it would crack the ground open below him and Luigi would fall to his death. Unfortunately he found a magic balloon.
*October 13, 2007 - Realized that select days of his previous [[suicide]] attempts were consecutive digit of pi, and thus attempted to overdose on pumpkin pie. Failed due to the fact that he got full, and that he is not allergic to pumpkin.
*October 29, 2007 - Tried to hang himself with the invisible long string from the magic balloon that he found. Failed when he found out that he not only couldn't find the string that he held, he also didn't find a perfectly suitable place for him to hang himself.
*December 2, 2007 - Stabbed his stomach and the left testicle after the pooper known as Deepercutt publicly humiliated him by showing an unreleased music video of the song "Watch Me Bleed" starring Emo Luigi himself. Success. Unfortunately [[Gwonam]] sewed him up and used his [[Cum|cum]] as replacement blood.
*December 6, 2007 - Shot himself in the head after King Koopa killed Mario, Toad, and Peach. R.I.P. Emo Luigi....maybe....
[[Image:Frogluigi.png|thumb|Even frog suits can't cure Luigi of his emo-ness]]
*December 7, 2007 - Got up after lying on the ground FOR HOURS when he got bored of pretending to be dead. He missed his head by six inches and accidently shot a [[TREE]].
*December 9, 2007 - Attempted to piss off [[Brock Samson]] in hopes the he would finally die, but Brock took Emo Luigi's jokes and insults as friendly gestures and left him alone.
*December 13, 2007 - Tried to deliberately be crushed to death inside a working trash compactor. Success, but instead of killing him, left Luigi in a cartoonish cube shape for the rest of the day.
*January 1, 2008 - Tried to drown himself in champagne at his New Year's party. Failed due to the fact that he didn't even have a New Year's party.
*January 15, 2008 - Attempted to jump off the roof of the nearest video game store because Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed AGAIN. Survived with ''extremely'' minor bruises.
*'''(Friday)''' Febuary 13, 2008 - Tried to get Jason Voorhees to kill him. Failed due to that Jason was dead.
*Febuary 28, 2008 - Attempted to break open the Patty Vault and eat every Krabby Patty inside so it would go to his thighs and blow up. Failed because [[Squidward]] got there first.
*March 9th, 2008 - Attempted to enter the Negative Zone, getting himself killed after all the Brawl Copies got sold out. Failed not only because [[Regular Luigi]] got probation on the move shortly before he managed to patent the new move after [[Dio Brando]] had sued him of the move, but also because Emo Luigi can't perform this move without switching back to Regular Luigi without losing his emo state.
*September 11th, 2008 - Attempted to go back in time to Sep. 11th 2001 and get on a hijacked plane to get himself killed. Failed due to Osama Bin Laden actually raping him in the plane bathroom and safely landing to let him get off.
*September 16, 2008 - Attempted to fall in Jonas Bros. mosh pit during a concert in Chicago. Last seen in critical condition, with cooties all over him, and his ears bleeding due to the screaming. He is expected to make a recovery. [[M. Bison]]'s response: "YES!"
*September 20, 2008 - Attempted to unplug his life support machine next to his hospital bed. Failed due to his inability to move his broken arms.
*October 7, 2008 - Walked out of hospital, fully healed, and jumped into a manhole and tried drowning himself (again). Failed because the stench was just too much.
*October 10, 2008 - Ate a bag of kitty litter. Failed, but he did get bad breath.
*October 12, 2008 - Swallowed at tooth brush trying to get rid of his bad breath, but it melted inside of his stomach due to the powerful emo acids inside of it.
*October 12, 2008 (One minute after last one)- Emo Luigi decided to die the simple way: plastic bag. He was breathing it so hard that it was sucked up into his nose and flew down into his stomach once again to be destroyed by his emo acids.
*October 13, 2008 - Attempted to piss off [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] by making fun of Maria. Failed because Shadow was too much into his flashbacks of pain to notice. Emo Luigi ignored the last sentence typed and woke Shadow up to try to piss him off again. Failed because Shadow felt his emo-pain radiation and became friends with him.
*October 17, 2008 - Due to the incredible depression of not being invited to [[WalrusGuy]]'s joyous return party, he stood out in the Chocolate Rain, hoping this would coat him in chocolate and get kids to eat him. Unfortunately, it only coated his clothes, causing the children to devour his clothes, and leaving him not only emo, but also completely naked.
*October 31, 2008 - Tried goring himself on a chainsaw. Failed, due to the fact that it was a Halloween episode of the show, and as such, is never canon.
*November 3, 2008 - Tried to call Q Strange to finally kill him once and for all. Failed because he didn't realize that he changed his ways for his own son.
*November 11, 2008 - Tried to get candy by singing at door to door, due to a Dutch Holiday (Not a vacation). Failed, because everyone thought he thought it was Halloween, and declined him.
*November 12, 2008 - Tried to hang himself because he didn't get his candy. Failed because he found a shitload of candy inside the walls of his house.
*December 12, 2008 - Tried to kill himself by wondering in the woods to find [[Insane Clown Posse|a real live serial killer unexpectedly]]. Didn't work because he accidentally killed the serial killer that he wanted to find.
*December 26, 2008 - After getting nothing that he desires for this Christmas, he decided to kill himself by getting the wired decorations off his Christmas tree and placing them around his neck. He almost succeeded, but it didn't work due to him getting a last minute gift that he really likes before he died.
*December 27, 2008 - After getting nothing at all for boxing day, he tried to piss off a kangaroo by honking his car horn at it. Unfortunately, the kangaroo died from shock, only to be revived three minutes later and steal his money and then die again.
*December 29, 2008 - Attempted to get some recognition by kidnapping Dick Clark just days before his annual New Years' special. Unfortunately, there were other hosts he had not considered. Also, he was unable to kidnap Dick Clark because, well, he's fucking Dick Clark!
*December 31, 2008/January 1, 2009 - Attempted to get squished by that giant ball that's always on that one tower in the little k[[no]]wn town of New York City. Was ten seconds too late from being killed because police officers saved him from being squished before the New Year officially began.
*January 18, 2009 - Tried to hang himself when he saw that the Arizona Cardinals had came from behind against the [[Philadelphia]] Eagles and made it to the Super Bowl. Stopped doing it when he found out that the Pittsburgh Steelers were also going there.
*January 31, 2009 - Almost accidentally died when he slipped on fallen spaghetti while preparing for his pre-Super Bowl party.
*February 2, 2009 - Tried to drown himself in Gaara's sand for no apparent reason. (Probably to celebrate the Pittsburgh Steelers' close victory in the Super Bowl.) Failed because Gaara is also emo, and the two fell in love. It was said that those who weren't either Gaara or Emo Luigi that were within 30 miles of this epic cum spurge would die instantaneously. Those who were within an 100 mile radius were partially burned from their faces.
*March 12, 2009 - Went back to the present and tried to suffocate himself with a giant condom. Failed because there was a rip in it. It also happened to be a used condom, but before he could drown himself in the semen, [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Oogtar]] drank it all.
*March 22, 2009 - Attempted to get his Blastoise to drown him because he accidentally released his shiny Chimchar. Failed because he doesn't own a Blastoise, but a Venusaur.
*April 1, 2009 - After realizing that Little Kuriboh wasn't abridging Yu-Gi-Oh anymore, he tried to kill himself. Then, everyone shouted, "April Fools!" and gave Luigi a heart attack. His ghost then said "April Fools!" and returned to life. Freaking ghost.
* April 5, 2009 - Tried losing to [[Seth]] in Street Fighter IV. Failed because Seth isn't even a real person, and as a Nintendo character, doesn't have an Xbox.
* April 6, 2009 - Pushed his belly button, hoping it was a self-destruct button. Failed because he doesn't even have a belly button.
* April 7, 2009 - Moved to Jamaica and attempted to offend the people there. Failed because they were on their early summer holiday and didn't care.
* April 16, 2009 - Attempted to get a Houndoom to eat him. Failed because Houndooms don't like the taste of Emos.
*April 20, 2009 - He heard of [[Bowser Jr]]'s successful suicide in 1988, and tried killing himself again, as he deemed himself a failure. He did succeed, but was revived by [[King Koopa]] as an act of cruelty.
* May 15, 2009 - Went back to 1942 to try to tell [[Hitler]] he was a Jew, but failed because he went to 1942 B.C. insted of 1942 A.D.
* June 23, 2009 - Tryed to drown himself in the Gulf of Mexico, fail because some people on the beach called his name (In reality they where just saying Emo Luigis name because the person who stole their football happened to be named Emo Luigi too)
* June 26, 2009 - Attempted to drown himself in [[Greenback Koopa]]'s spicy [[Mashed Potatos]] when he heard [[Michael Jackson]] died, failed because Scoopa Koopa's had run out of mashed potatos due to [[Fat Luigi]].
* June 29, 2009 - After hearing of [[Billy Mays]]' death, he attempted to anger [[Escargoon]] by calling [[King Dedede]] [[fat]], [[gay]], and [[Retarded|stupid]]. Failed because he was actually talking to [[Customer Service]], who hates King Dedede.
* July 1, 2009 - Walrusguy quit, and Yoshi died, so he attempted to do what Zelda did when she attempted suicide: Overdose on Ambien. Failed due to lack of Ambien pills.
* July 16, 2009 - Swam out into the ocean to get eaten by a sea monster. Failed because the sea monster choked on Emo Luigi's emoness, [[die]]d, and coughed him back up.
* July 29, 2009 - Upon realizing that we are all about to die someday, Luigi tried to commit suicide the one, surefire way--by ''living''. Unfortunately, Mario killed him.
* July 31, 2009 - Was thrown out of [[The Pit]] for being too emo.
* August 15, 2009 - Choked President Obama, hoping to get shot by the Secret Service. Failed because choking a person's leg causes no harm.
* August 15, 2009 - Attempted to get his Chewiki article deleted by AbsoluteBillion by marking it for deletion, since that would, theoretically, kill him as well. Failed because Chewiki editors reverted the page.
* September 3, 2009 - Attempted suicide by hanging. Succeeded, accidentally reincarnated self.
* September 5, 2009 - Flushed the Ticklepotty. Failed because [[Terry Bogard|Terryland]] runs in backwards time. THAT'S WHY THE TICKLEPOTTY NEVER FLUSHES!!
* September 9, 2009 - [[SEGA]] celebrates 10 years of the Dreamcast today. Luigi's dream, to die, is cast at last. Unfortunately, he forgot that Sega dropped out of making consoles and he was revived.
* September 22, 2009 - Attempted to jump through a closed window on top of a skyscraper. Unfortunately the window was three inches thick.
* October 14, 2009 - Tried to drown himself after [[Lou Albano]]'s death. Too bad the water was frozen.
* October 15, 2009 - Attempted to have a ninja assassinate him. Failed because the ninja offered him a baked potato.
* November 8, 2009 - After hearing that Ed Edd n Eddy is over, he attempted to get [[Eddy]] to beat him up by telling him that his brother is better than him. Failed because [[Eddy]] was on [[Magic Drugs]] with [[Ed]] for the night. Emo Luigi was then depressed that he wasn't invited for a week.
* November 15, 2009 - Attempted to poison himself after hearing that Best Buy was sold out of copies of New Super Mario Bros. [[Wii]], failed because Mario had pre-ordered a copy to give him.
* November 15, 2009 - Tried drinking [[Edd]]'s never ending bottle of Mountain Dew until he exploded. Failed because [[Edd]] was dead at the time and never made any more before Emo Luigi could buy some.
* November 16, 2009 - Jumped off a beanstalk.
* November 27, 2009 - Still falling...
* December 18, 2009 - He landed at last. Unfortunately, it was on a trampoline.
* December 31, 2009/January 1, 2010 - Jumped off of Times Square during the final countdown to a new decade. Success, but he had one more life.
*January 30, 2010 - Pissed off [[Shin Akuma]] on a public subway by making fun of his hair, hoping to be killed by his Shun Goku Satsu. Failed when Akuma accidentally killed a fat nudist instead.
*January 31, 2010 - Reminded Flint that his wife was dead. Failed because he was talking to Chuck Norris.
* February 3, 2010 - Attempted to get Malleo to turn him into a fire flower and be stepped on.
Failed because he was talking to [[Fortran]], and was forced to "PUSH START TO RICH" for the rest of the month.
* February 22, 2010 - Shot self in head. Failed because it was a Nerf toy.
* February 24, 2010 - Stole [[The King|The King's]] [[dinner]]. Failed because he stole his plastic decoy [[dinner]].
* February 25, 2010 - After getting nothing he wanted for Christmas again, he attempted to light his Christmas [[TREE]] on [[fire]] with him tied to the [[TREE]]. Failed because he couldn't move his arms to grab his matches.
* February 25, 2010 - Bought a [[DOOM|BFG]] to blast his self into non-existence. Failed because the BFG only had 39 energy cells (BFG needs 40 cells to shoot).
* February 26, 2010 - Went to the movies to see Avatar, hoping to die from the amount of crap vibe it emits. Failed because the film caught fire five minutes in.
* February 27, 2010 - Attempted to use [[Lemmy]]'s volcano to melt himself. Failed because [[Iggy]] destroyed it during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] of 1987, and as a result, was 25 years late.
* February 28, 2010 - Attempted to watch Electric Soldier Porygon to try to get a seizure. Failed because he lost his laptop years ago & even if it was still there, it wouldn't of been bright enough to give Emo Luigi a seizure
* February 29, 2010 - Built a ladder to Heaven to ask God to bring the apocalypse sooner. Failed because the ladder was made of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
* February 30, 2010 - Ate over 9000 McDonalds burgers. Success, but Fat Mario sucked the fat out of him.
* Early March 1, 2010 - Tried to drown himself in his toilet filled with [[shit]]. Failed because [[Mario]] just had to rescue him by getting him out of the toilet. He cried for 10 whole minutes without wiping off the shit before Mario finally decided to help him be free from life.
* Late March 1, 2010 - Finally decided to kill himself in the Japanese style of seppuku, with [[Mario]] as his kaishakunin. Success... OR WAS IT???
* March 2, 2010 - He survived. Frustrated, he attempted to overdose on sleeping pills. Sadly, they tasted like vomit so out of instinct, he spat them out and burned them.
* March 21, 2010 - Stole [[Kirby]]'s cake, hoping that Kirby's rage would cause the end of the world as the Mayans predicted. Failed because Kirby bought another.
* March 22, 2010 - Went back in time and killed himself as a baby. Failed when he realized not only was the time-machine one way, but he actually killed Mario.
* March 27, 2010 - Buried himself alive. Failed because a friendly Diglett saved him......without revealing its body.
* April 1, 2010 - After a friendly April Fool's joke by Mario and Peach in which they all pretended they were brutally killed, Luigi shoots himself in the head. Failed because he was also pulling an April Fool's prank and the bullet was actually a blank.

==In the Media==
With so much emo, it was inevitable that Emo Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his [[suicide]] attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by [[Deepercutt]]), is shown on the right. Emo Luigi grew even more emo after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that emo when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.

==Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Emo==
*Astronaut [[Tails]]
*Farms
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
[[Image:EmoLuigi3.jpg|right|thumb|[[Mario]] scolds Luigi for being so emo.]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
*[[FOTEP]]
*[[Spaghetti]]
*[[Princess Peach]]'s [[Boobs]]
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] who taunted him with a pair of coupons
*His own music videos
*The death of Peach, Mario, and Toad
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[The Goodies]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
{{VidCaption|ss8LDBNcsWc|Here's one of the things that made Luigi emo.}}
*The Arizona Cardinals making it to both the playoffs and the Super Bowl.
*[[Molly]] trying to help him.
*The city of Flint, Michigan.
*[[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Cheatsy]]
**The other [[Big Mouth|K]][[Kootie Pie|oo]][[Bully|p]][[Kooky|a]][[Hip|lin]][[Hop|gs]].
*[[Bowser Jr]]'s successful [[suicide]] in 1988 (he believes that he is a failure for not succeeding in [[suicide]], when Bowser Jr. succeeds)
*[[Michael Jackson]] being dead.
*[[Billy Mays]] being dead.
*[[Lou Albano]] being dead.
*[[Cosmo]] being dead.
*[[Edd]] killing [[Fat Mario]].
*A news person from [[Fox]] saying "[[KFC|Keep fucking that chicken.]]"
*Realizing from [[Mario]] that the [[shit]] he made wasn't really [[chocolate]] after all. This especially angered [[Doc Louis]].
*Discovering that [[Bridget]] is a boy.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]

==Quotes==
*"*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHTSWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 6.)
*"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
*"WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
*"YOSHI?!!!"
*"IT'S ALL [[Link|LINK]]'S FAULT!"
*"HEY LINK!"
*"[[NO]]!"
*"[[WRONG|But I am a baby!]]" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)
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User talk:Crazy Luigi

2010-04-20T13:44:44Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

*Wanna do another [[Fox McCloud|World Circuit]] ([[Get the hint?]])? - Yoshit
**I sort of... don't get the hint. Do [[you]] mean getting the rest of the Star Fox crew on here? If so, then [[I]] honestly don't mind. -Crazy Luigi
***[[Yes]], [[I]] do. It shan't be hard, as 3/5 of the articles already exist. - Yoshit
****All right, cool. By the way, don't [[you]] mean 2/5 of the Star Fox guys? - Crazy Luigi
*****[[No]], [[I]] mean 3/5, though now I've done them all for the Starfox team. I did [[Fox McCloud]], [[Krystal]], [[Slippy Toad]], and [[Peppy Hare]]. Someone else did [[Falco Lombardi]]. - Yoshit
******[[I]] guess all that's left are the Star Wolf team (Including the pig [[fuck]]er named Pigma.) and probably Andross, huh? By the way, I think the [[Falco Lombardi]] article was created back when [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] was (immensly) popular. - Crazy Luigi

==GODDAMNIT!!!==
*Can you refrain from using blasphemies? There are much better curse words that can be used instead that aren't as offensive, though are just as potent. There is no need to use blasphemies. - Yoshit
**[[I]] can try to do that, but [[you]] do k[[no]]w that there are other people that say [[shit]] like that. - Crazy Luigi
**Goddamn, you're on the internet, suck it up. [[AbsoluteBillion|Billion]] 22:00, 9 September 2009 (CDT)
***Wait, are [[you]] referring to me or Yoshit? - Crazy Luigi
****No, that's why I gave it two asterisk's, therefore responding to him. You're fine. [[AbsoluteBillion|Billion]] 22:03, 9 September 2009 (CDT)
*****[[Good]]. - Crazy Luigi

==Response to One of [[You]]r Edit Summaries on the [[Mario Head]] Article==
What you said: ''(I think you should PM me that argument here, if only for "interesting prepositions" or something like that.)''

What I Said: ''(@Billion If you ask me, this is one of the most notable Mario Head poops. It's the first result when searching "Mario's Head!" And no need to be sarcastic - do I have to repeat our brawl this morning?)

:If you were talking about me saying that Billion was being sarcastic, it was in response what he said in a edit summary back in the history: ''(Some random Mario Head flash poop...hah, no.)''

::If you were talking about "our brawl", it was one that Billion and I briefly had at the forums. - [[User:PSE1nf0|PSE1nf0]]

:::Yeah, I believe it's the second thing that you mentioned. - Crazy Luigi

==Explanation==
After seeing my edit, you might have been asking, what does the word "bobba" mean? It's a reference to that virtual world Habbo, '''you know, the one that that [[4chan]] raided.''' Whenever somebody swears on that site, it's usually replaced with the word "bobba."

So yes, I actually configured a swear word filter (don't ask) in this browser to replace words with that word, but I tend to forget to turn it off.

</explanation> - [[User:PSE1nf0|PSE1nf0]]

:Well I find it a little bit stupid and unnecessary, especially since some things that could be offensive to say, whether they be religious ([[God]], [[Jesus Christ]], & [[Satan]] as examples) or offensive words to say in public ([[fuck]], [[shit]], [[pussy]], [[ass]], and [[penis]] as examples) are found as official articles found on this Chewiki. Besides, what is the point of doing that when most, if not all of us here are at the age where saying these words are acceptable to us (to use them (at the right time and place))? - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 14:03, 13 March 2010 (CST)
::Serious Answer: It's a [[Christian|religious]] thing, not an age thing.
::Not-so-serious Answer: Grrr, I said don't ask! Fine, I'll let you go. However, Ren will now be keeping an eye on you.
:::Serious Answer: I can understand that.
:::Not-so-serious Answer: OH NOES!! Mr. Big Bad Ren's keeping an eye on me on the Internet, where I can be anywhere I want to since I don't have any other account around. Oh, what a big bad boy I've become for having Mr. Big Bad Ren become around and trying to make me think that I'm the devil or some shit like that! Oh, what am I to do? What to do? What to fucking do?! </sarcasm> - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 14:17, 13 March 2010 (CST)
::::I was just joking; it was an awkward situation and all...

::::Arrgh, how come I always seem to anger <s>the bobba out of</s> everybody here...and on the forums, for that matter. - [[User:PSE1nf0|PSE1nf0]]

:::::I was also joking about that Ren thing too. It's just that I didn't expect Ren to melt on me.

:::::You also didn't anger me. I was just wondering what that was all about is all. - [[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] 14:30, 13 March 2010 (CST)
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[[User:Not a pooper I just create pages|Dr Octogonapus]] Where do I find the rules..... or a guidebook for newbies to this place?

User:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-19T13:36:29Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

User:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-19T13:35:38Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: New page: Sigh..... I am not used to all these rules and stuff. You know what they say, when you join something, you are weak, naive, and do not know the rules, but once you get used to a place, you...

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2010-04-19T12:06:44Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

User talk:Not a pooper I just create pages

2010-04-18T23:44:39Z

Not a pooper I just create pages:

Mama Luigi

2010-04-18T23:36:38Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Personality */

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|name=Mama Luigi
|image=hqmama.png
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Female
|age=
|occupation=Full Time Mum
|cast=Tony Rosato
|nationality=Italian
}}{{Char}}

''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]]

''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi

According to the Society of Poop, likes baby shaking, screaming, and falling for hours. He is a split personality of Mario's brother, [[Luigi]]. He was born from pure hatred, brewn by [[Law for kids]] in an effort to stop people for standing in no-parking zones. (S)he also hates [[sex]], so she's actually fairly tolerable most of the time.

==History==
One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed wen he fell into a lava river, the frustration caused Luigi to materialize his rage into the beast known as [[God Luigi]].

Mama Luigi has many minions at his disposal, examples being Ganon, [[Bill O'Reilly]], and the SilverFatMagician. Mama Luigi also implemented a stronghold on the internet, spawning abominations such as Yaoi, Sonic Fancharacters, Mudkipz, and Pop-up ads (Some refer to this as the "Internet Hate Machine"). The program seems to randomly choose the website it will rest in, although most of the time it resides in the #chan boards, Gaia Online, Runescape, Myspace and YouTube (Which explains the strange behavior of the people that reside in these areas.)

Some of the time, Luigi is able to subconsciously control Mama Luigi, and use this precious time to tell [[Yoshi]] a historically revised version of the time he first met him. He is able to do this by using his control of [[Anti-Uctions]], and copyright infringement. For more information regarding the creation of Mama Luigi, see [[Big Poop Theory]] (or check out the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|enclosed instruction book]]).
{{vid|gmaknzSZSCE}}

==Personality==
Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi is Luigi's final form. He likes to tell people about his title, correcting them, mothering [[Yoshkins]], and saving [[the Princess]]. He seems to have an obsession with a strange [[Magic Balloon]] and [[bagel]]s. Mama Luigi also enjoys telling twisted lies and falling onto Skull Rafts, which to him are [[No|Good Medicine]]. He is also a pedophile and necrophile, although WalrusGuy has proven she can show empathy when he recorded his final poop.

One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, he got ticked off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherf**k*r. " He is also a renowned jumper, able to hit ceiling light switches with his pelvis. It is interesting to notice that Mama Luigi had a master who transformed her/him into Super Dimentio.

She is also the queen of all [[AIDS]], and has stolen and destroyed many cures by many people, and is hindering the work of the [[Medic]] to avoid another cure.

Sometimes Mama Luigi will lie to people and tell them she's going to wring out his cap, when really he strips naked and goes streaking. This can cause bystanders to have heart troubles or even [[Die|die]].

Also, Mama Luigi has been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime.

==Health Issues==
Mama Luigi has a rare lung disorder which causes him to [[wheeze]] when he says his name in a corrective fashion and occasionally when he talks about [[Brooklyn]]. However, this does not appear to dramatically affect his overall health, as he is somewhat amused by said fashion.

{{vid|ouBCFmLm8t0}}

Mama Luigi is a known recovering [[Magic Drugs|pebble pea]] addict. He also used to smoke [[Magic Drugs|killer weeds]].

Mama Luigi has some psychological issues, namely paranoia and a deadly fear of giant caterpillars. He will often scream "HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!" even when no caterpillars are around. To vent his anxiety, he painted a portrait called The Scream, which most people incorrectly think was painted by Edvard Munch. In fact, if you look closely at the background during a full moon on a Tuesday, you can see Yoshkins and some [[Caterpillars|Wigglers]].

==Celebrity Status and Turmoil==
It has been officiated that Mama Luigi was indeed a Spice Girl honing the name, Mama Luigi Spice. Due to turmoil within their old record label's marketing staff, Mama Luigi did not receive a Spice Girls Doll contract as did the other girls. Unfortunately, Mama Luigi has confirmed that she is not going to be touring with the Spice Girls when they go on the "back together" tour, due to criminal charges against her for man slaughter, since her [[bagel]] [[Rock TV|rings]] gave people cancer, and killed several of them.

==Skills==
Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon [[dolphins]] on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 Kilometres in the vicinity).

She also has some skills with electronics, which she used to start a company in [[China]] to make [[Bagel]] [[Rock TV|Rings]]. This ultimately failed, since the bagel rings gave people cancer from [[Anti-Uctions]] radiation, which caused a [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]].

==The Birth Season==
Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult.
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi trying to destroy Mama Luigi before he destroys us.]]
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]]
{{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}}
== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Like they say in [[Brooklyn]], early to bed, early to catch [[Earthworm Jim|the worm]]. Or is it the [[bagel]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Well, it all started when [[Mario]], [[Princess Toadstool|the princess]] and I came to [[Dinosaur World]] for vacation.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Koopa Football Players]] grabbed [[Princess Toadstool|the Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]] was attacked by a [[Koopa wizard]] and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|I fell for HOURS!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing below but boiling lava! Good thing I found a [[Magic Balloon|magic balloon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|These skulls were GOOD medicine for me.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|We've gotta find [[Mario]] and [[Princess Toadstool]]. Stay here while I wring out my cap.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]], wherever you are, HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
[[Image:400px-Mama_Luigis.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Mama Luigi's [[spaghetti]] box.]]
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|This kid makes [[Mario]] looks like he's on a diet!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That'll teach ya to mess with my new lil' buddy [[Yoshi]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YIKES! WHERES THE LIGHT-SWITCH!?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|It's the liftoff that got me!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}}

== Links ==
[http://www.mamaluigis.com/ Mama Luigi's Restaurant] - known for its [[Spaghetti]] and parodies of The Sopranos.

[http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti!
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[[Category:Characters - Male]]
[[Category:Luigi]]
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

WalrusGuy

2010-04-18T23:22:01Z

Not a pooper I just create pages: /* Account Hacking/Closure/Reopening/Retirement */

{{pooper}}{{old}}{{KO|walrusguy|unsuspended=yes}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=WalrusGuy
|image=
|1stmade=Link Gets Cancer
|sources=Hotel Mario, CD-i, iCarly, Dr. Rabbit
|methods=Sentence mixing, a couple special effects
|tech=Flash
|realname=Nicholas Avery Walstrom
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}{{flasher}}

'''WalrusGuy''' was one of the most famous poopers of all time. Therefore, he has millions of fanboys, which caused people to hate him. Many also hate him because he used flash in his poops. Despite this, he was quite good in the pooping business. One of his claims to fame is his ability to [[Sentence mixing|sentence mix]].



==History==
When WalrusGuy started "pooping", his videos were long and contained storylines, and were acclaimed by lots of people, earning himself subscribers. He made more of these videos, including perhaps his most famous one, "Dr. Rabbit is Racist!" In that poop, Dr. Rabbit went around the world insulting black people, saying stupid things, and insulting kids in general.

Despite WalrusGuy claiming that these were not his opinions but rather they were being used for satirical purposes, Colgate found the video and took it down. When they proceeded to do this with WalrusGuy's other videos, he found a plan; create trap poops! These poops would have pictures of [[Mama Luigi]] in the thumbnail and his name in the title, and when clicked on, rather than a generic Mama Luigi poop, waiting a few seconds would reveal its true nature as a Dr. Rabbit poop. Someone, possibly an anti-WalrusGuy... guy, told Colgate about this and got WalrusGuy suspended, infuriating his fans. The troll claimed to be "NarutoForums", posting a video saying that he was the one who told Colgate and that they should spam NarutoForums.

Despite how ''ludicrous'' it'd be that a bunch of Naruto fanboys would watch Youtube Poop, WalrusGuy's fans believed this. A member of NarutoForums then showed up on Youtube representing his website proving that they've never heard of WalrusGuy or Youtube Poop in their life. WalrusGuy apparently filed a complaint against Colgate, and since they had not responded within a month, he swiftly returned to Youtube. He proceeded to upload some more videos, some of which were pretty decent, while others were... ''lacking''. (Possibly the worst offender was "Mario Farts in Luigi's Face for"... oh what am I kidding you know what's going to happen.)

WalrusGuy proceeded to be praised by his fanboys and criticized by people who thought the quality of his videos were decreasing. All this continued until the below event.

==Account Hacking/Closure/Reopening/Retirement==
WalrusGuy had his account hacked and closed on the 24th of May, 2009. It was originally thought that [[McMaNGOS]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6eYMawH-HM may have caused the closing]. It also could of been Colgate, aka the retards from down the dentist's office.
However it was revealed by WalrusGuy himself in [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=63222&start=0 this thread] and [http://naveryw.deviantart.com/journal/24933710/ his DA journal entry] that he was hacked by somebody else and the account closure was not his doing. WalrusGuy stated that he will '''not''' be returning this time, as he prefers to make independent flashes and games, and prefer to be remembered as Nicholas Walstrom or NAveryW, not "WalrusGuy".

On June 24th 2009, (one month after his closing) his account was mysteriously reopened, but all his videos were still removed. However, WalrusGuy has stated in [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=65501 this] thread on the forums and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkY30s_iaV8 this] video that he will not be making any more poops, regardless of his account being reopened, and is moving on to create more original works and flash animations. He uploaded his last poop, "One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)", on July 1st, 2009.
===First Poop Seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First Poop Made===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_f0rWtdpaI Link Gets Cancer]
===Last Poop Made===
[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]

==Style==
Flash/Sentence mixing

==Sources==
*[[Cd-i]] 
*Dr Rabbit
*iCarly
*Neon Genesis Evangelion
*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]

===Preferred Methods===

*Sentence mixing
*A couple of minor visual effects (explosions, etc.)

===Dislikes===

Aidsless Aids

==Reception==
His videos have been received very well, up to his banning. Still, some of his post-banning poops have had positive reception.

===Criticism===


Many have claimed that WalrusGuy doesn't make poops that are confusing, and that he instead mixes words and sentences in order to create double meanings, which makes newcomers think that "Youtube Poop" means a remix video that has a structured plot instead of one that has confusing gags. Others complain that WalrusGuy uses too much [[CD-i]]. However, this is usually exaggerated by the stupidity of his fanboys, and the YCP community who are tired of overused poop gags. Since Then, he occasionally makes [[CD-I]] and [[Dr. Rabbit]] Poops along with mislabeled [[Mama Luigi]] Poops which contain [[Dr. Rabbit]]. He makes poops with uncommon sources and he is still successful.

Starting in 2009, his "poops" were especially criticised for being 30 seconds long, at most, and revolving entirely around offensive/toilet humour (not to mention being sentence-mixing videos rather than poops). It is possible that this factor may be what's behind his account hacking, though this is just a theory.

===Achievements===

*Has 2 of the most successful [[Dr. Rabbit]] Poops, plus the most successful [[Mama Luigi]] Poop, with almost 70,000 views in one month.
*Passed up [[Deepercutt]] as the most subscribed pooper on November 1, 2008.
*...And made Deepercutt the most subscribed pooper once again when he lost his account...
*Only for him to be the most subscribed pooper once again when he returned. Jeez, people, make up [[you]]r minds for once.

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*A shemale walrus.
*[[Steg]]
*[[Dr. Rabbit]]

===Online===


===Influences===

*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[nickshorts]]

===Fans===

*Lots-a-Spaghetti
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/tacowiz Taco Wiz]
*EVERYONE subscribed to him
*DR.luigi232
*[[Connerhawke]]
*[[ZippZapp]]
*[[JohnshiBRPG]]
*[[timprime4]]
*Mangoman34
*heavymetalcat1
*[[Robd0gg]]
*[[Theawsomepwner]]

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
WalrusGuy once sent an [[iCarly]] Poop to Nickelodeon as a prank, and it can be viewed on YouTube.

He was one of the first suspended poopers to return to YouTube, although other people have done the same in 2010 ([[McMaNGOS]], [[MrRoboto113]], etc.).

On April 08, 2009 (Which was about a month and few days after WalrusGuy's unexpected closing of his account.), his poop of the Shiddy Bear was on the PopTub thing. It definitely shows that he's now a mainstream bitch. He even made a special announcement about this two or three days later.

His account is now mainly used as a chatroom for youtube users.

===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/walrusguy Youtube Account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/WalrusGuyMEMORIAL WalrusGuyMEMORIAL, an account with reuploads of WalrusGuy's poops]

===Other Links===
*[http://naveryw.deviantart.com/ WalrusGuy's deviantart account]
*[http://naveryw.newgrounds.com/ WalrusGuy's NewGrounds account]