Bowser

2007-12-12T20:44:46Z

Nintendoguy735: i simply put in a quote part he dosent say much though

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''See [[King Koopa]] for more Information''
A giant turtle like creature that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obbsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. [[Image:bowsa.jpg|thumb|Bowser seen laughing at Mario and Luigi as they wander through the Mushroom Kingdom.]] Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.

Cultural Heritage: Russian,or so i suppose

==Legal Issues==
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Dio Brando]]
*[[You]]
*[[Jason Everman]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Luigi]] in all forms except [[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Haruhi]]
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Beeswax]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*Other Unknown Victims
*[[Blue Koopa]] (It was more like masturbation)
*[[Retard mario|Retard Mario]]
*[[Dr Rabbit]]
*[[Ipo|Ipo The Reader]]
*[[Hinata]]
*Hanabi
*[[Jotaro Kujo]] (He failed. One can never beat the master at his own game)

== Mutation ==
[[Image:Bowser_Ganon.jpg|thumb|250px|]]
Bowser recently mutated with Ganon to make Bowserganon

== quotes ==
*"muahahahahahahah...."

==See also==
*[[Bowser's Laugh]]

Fat Mario

2007-12-12T20:43:04Z

Nintendoguy735:

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[[Image:Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg|thumb|Fat Mario]]
[[Image:Irradiatedmario.png‎|thumb|right|150px|Fat Mario affected by radiation poisoning]]
[[Image:Good.jpg|thumb|right|200px| Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to be]]
The form of [[Mario]] seen in [[Hotel Mario]], along with [[Gay Luigi]].

==Trivia==
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
*Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat.
*Had five heart attacks in one minute
*Has the ability to absorb fat from other people
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario
*Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.
*Can absorb living creatures if he's hungry enough
*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus
*Fat Mario has no neck.
*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
Cultural Heritage: Italian-American

==Memorable Quotes==
*"NO?"
*"Gay, Luigi?"
*"All toasters toast toast!"
*"Luigi, look!"
*"Up there!"
*"Look!"
*"Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the princess?!"
*"Where'd she go?"
*"It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!"
*"Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"
*"Check out the enclosed instr[[Uctions|uction]] book."
*"Where there's smoke..."
*"They pinch back."
*"Get ready to catch her!"
*"Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!"
*"That wasn't so hard, was it?"
*"It's been one of those days."
*"Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?"
*"Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."
*"Get the hint?"
*"'gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]'"HO,HO,HO!"
*"'''Mabye''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me teh '''CHECK'''!"
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