Chewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]

Dr. Robotnik

2008-02-15T11:46:08Z

Neonintendo: /* Gossip */

{{char}}

[[image:Eeeeeevil.jpg|thumb|Robotnik angered.]]
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' is a highly popular Youtube Poop character.

Is not to be confused with Dr. Eggman. His evil twin brother from the [[Gay Luigi|new-gen Sonic games]] who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==

Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands, became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]].

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit.

==Dislikes==
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Loves [[KFC]] and hates a LOT of things.

*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Timmy Turner]] & [[Jimmy Neutron]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*[[Dio Brando]] (ruined Robotnik's schemes and all that crap)
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]])
*[[Da Bears]]
*Clowns
*Snakes
*An alligator who chased him once

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.

Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. Both he and [[Luffy]] share a biological defect that resulted in their bodies being made of rubber. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrander]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*Since the fateful day when [[Osaka]] had hypnotized the world into hearing her poop idea, Yomi had become Hypnotized into thinking that she was [[Robotnik]] for the next two days, as she was seen renditioning the [[Diploma Dope]]. One month later, she was infuriated because her appearance on YouTube only had a three star rating. Sakaki watched in horror at the footage of Chiyo Chan being blown up at the end of the video. Tomo started running around the School grounds saying that the incident was Mario's fault since he was with Chiyo at the time; Now he is banned from the city limits of Tokyo, Japan. The Power Star that Mario was about to give chiyo eventually joined Osaka and her minions so that she could make his face seize all the magic balloons in the dungeon of Mr Girrafe's Coney Island Disco Palace so that all the Whos down in Hell will cry "BAAAAAAHHH, HUMKOOP".
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
*It is rumored that Robotnik has sued Kingdom Cum [[over 9000]] times due to the never delivered grand prize of unlimited [[Uctions]] in the Beautiful Head competition held in 2005. A lesser known rumor is that [[Mama Luigi]] had broken in the supplies and stolen them for a rumored new [[form]] of [[AIDS]] even more powerful than the dreaded [[Orochi AIDS]]. It was disproven as [[Fat Mario|someone]] had already consumed the Uctions and [[Mama Luigi]] have claimed that this new AIDS form was a hoax made by [[No|Anti-Uction fanboys]].
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*He built [[Glados]].
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny asian yellow ranger.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
*'''SILENCE!'''
*I hate that hedgehog!
*rrrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrrooo rrrrro rro. A Robotnik's most IMPORTANT WORK!
*MAKE ME HAPPY!
*You missrable mess of microchips!
*Ilikehan2fransomNEVAHftdilisserlNOTE
*This is like bending spaghetti!
*Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!
*I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!
*SHOU!
*Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??
*I smack ya ma!
*I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!
*OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
*NO!
*..are programmed and ready too fire on anything...thats blue......HEDGEHOG BLUE that is!
*In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
*Prepare to engage the brothermio system!
*And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!
*My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
*For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
*And best of all, Froggo is being kept too busy to even notice!
*Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!
*[[PENIS|PINGAS!]]
*This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a '''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!'''
*AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!
*I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.
*By standing on that X!(Points to the right)
*I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!
*What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
*If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!
*I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
*Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!
*You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
*'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''
*See you next faaaaall!
*Get out of life!!
*MOOOREE Toilet paper...
*OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA
*JESUS CHRIST THERE'S TOO MANY QUOTES
*I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!
*Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!
*Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!! (pokes at himself with his thumb twice)
*...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my '''BEAUTIFUL HEAD!'''
*This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!
*Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!
*How did I get in the middle of the ocean?!
*HOPEICE
*E-E-A CAKE
*It's booby-trapped!
*Cut the monitors!
*UH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH.
*NICE PEOPLE.
*[[Beans]]...
*SnooPING AS usual, i see?
*How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!
*Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.
*You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!
*Tea? TEA?
*You took the [[PENIS|PENIS]] right out of my mouth!
*Surrender to [[me]].
*SENINGYOP.
*My...caboose...
*I WAS A VIRGIN!!!
*WHO CARES?
*TOMORROW I'LL...
*PRRR! PRRR!
*GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!
*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SNAAAAAAKES! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
*I NEDA TAKE A DUMP OPEN THE DOOR!!
*OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?
*Penis is always more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of people who love PENISH!
*...And so I've decided to dedicate my luxury resort to Mobius's first citizen. A bundle of good looks and sheer genius, all wrapped up in that loveable package we call me!
*It's time to unleash my extendo-tower-solar-focusing lens ray, and bake Sonic like a BUG!
*PLUCK EVERY HAIR FROM MY AIDSTASTIC HEAD
*Crap! I think I have AIDS! *sob*
*I need head before I can activate my PENIS!
*You took the PENIS right out of my mouth!
*TOUCH MY PENIS!!!
*Now I can proceed with my cleverest plan of all time - gathering the four most important items in the history of Mobius, the all-powerful Chaos Emeralds! With them, I will possess invisibility, invincibility, immortality, volcanicity, personality, lamp oil, rope, bombs, [[Koopa Football Players]], [[toasters]], Burbank, dinosaurs, [[Superman]], Dumbledore, balls, tree, Underdog, Sparta, Mama Luigi, [[Uctions]], smoke, sex, and finally, the power of life itself! With the power of the Chaos Emeralds, no one can stop me from yiffing [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]!
*Noooo! That's my porn!
*Finally, I've got them all - my precious Chaos Emeralds. Now all I have to do is place them around my neck. Invulnerability! Invisibility! Immortality! And the Power of Life! Put them all together, it spells M-A-D-D-E-A-C-M-H-S-E-D-V-M-A-V-E-D-C-4, the Supreme High Robotnik, the most powerful man in the universe!
*My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!
*[We're going back in time] To get the Chaos Emerald of Life, you fools! With it, I can bring Sherlock Holmes back to life!

King Harkinian

2008-02-15T11:30:34Z

Neonintendo: /* Areas of Expertise */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*He is also a master of the lightsaber.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, Gregg the Grim Reaper is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. The King wanted revenge after Link tried to kill him on another occasion. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen here.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Virtual Boy
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This piece is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!

King Harkinian

2008-02-15T11:26:59Z

Neonintendo: /* Quotes */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*He is also a master of the lightsaber.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, Gregg the Grim Reaper is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. The King wanted revenge after Link tried to kill him on another occasion. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen here.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Virtual Boy
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This piece is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!

Link

2008-02-15T11:20:39Z

Neonintendo: /* Skills */

{{char}}

[[Image:linkspin.GIF|thumb|Link, the hero of Your Face!]]
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
==General Information==
[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]]
Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Cultural Heritage: Denmark

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Skills==
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]

==Gay Link==
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddie, [[Gwonam]].
[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]]

==Fight with the King==
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{vid|F9SmC3jsMvk}}

==Trivia==
* Link is actually part Saiyan you know?
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif]]

==Memorable Quotes==
*I won!
*Geee! It sure is boring around here!
*Great! (several times)
*What are all those Heads?
*How about a kiss for luck?
*I guess i better get going!
*GET OVER HERE!
*Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
*What the f*** is all that s***?!
*MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
*I'll get my stuff!
*[[Excuse me, Princess!]]
*oh BOI!
*I can't wait to bomb the king!
*Stuff!
[[Category:CD-i]]

Princess Zelda

2008-02-15T11:17:45Z

Neonintendo: /* Appearance and Personality */

{{char}}

[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]].

==Appearance and Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

==Death==
Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, and then she exploded, It has been said that the disease was infact [[Orochi AIDS]]. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here].
[[Category:CD-i]]

Princess Zelda

2008-02-15T11:06:30Z

Neonintendo: /* Appearance and Personality */

{{char}}

[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|Not Zelda.]]

''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''

'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Skills==
She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

==Controversy==
Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
==Legal Issues==
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]].

==Appearance and Personality==
Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well.

==Death==
Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, and then she exploded, It has been said that the disease was infact [[Orochi AIDS]]. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here].
[[Category:CD-i]]

Impa

2008-02-15T10:57:43Z

Neonintendo: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

Impa is the advisor to the [[King of Hyrule]] and keeper of the [[Triforce of Wisdom]]. She is also [[Zelda]]'s Personal Aid.

Cultural Heritage: Naked American?

==Health Issues==
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.

== Trivia ==
*She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
*She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset. [[Image:Pregnant_Zelda.jpg|thumb|Impa consoling a pregnant Zelda.]]
*She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both [[Gamelon]] and [[IHOP]]. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
*She is known to roar when angry.
*She had a copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl before it was released in Japan. Her favorite character is Bowser.

[[Category:CD-i]]

Gwonam

2008-02-15T10:48:25Z

Neonintendo: /* Trivia */

{{char}}

Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, [[Jafar]], Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a [[The Map|map]], a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word [[Squadala]].

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
[[image:Animation_fin8.jpg|right|thumb| Gwonam has 3 brothers and no sisters]]

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.

[[Category:CD-i]]

King Harkinian

2008-02-15T10:38:53Z

Neonintendo: /* Likes */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*He is also a master of the lightsaber.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, Gregg the Grim Reaper is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. The King wanted revenge after Link tried to kill him on another occasion. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen here.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Virtual Boy
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This piece is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!

User:Neonintendo

2007-11-12T12:33:47Z

Neonintendo:

== In Brief ==

Neonintendo is in the midst of working on part four of his first Youtube Poop video series '''Strive for Love'''.

[**THIS PAGE IS A ROUGH DRAFT** This entire page needs some serious work/editing done...]

== History ==

'''First Poop Ever Seen'''
What is Spaghetti? by JeffLindblom [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes]

'''First Poop Created'''
Strive for Love made 09/09/07 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgiOx2py_j4]

== Style ==

'''Sources'''
- Cd-i (gasp, I know)
- Super Mario World Super Show

'''Methods'''
- Sentence Mixing
- MS PAINT (with the help of a good friend, actually)
- Censor Beep (only recently)
- Other terms i'm not familiar with yet :P

== Poops ==

=== Strive for Love ===

Neonintendo's first creation is a multi-part series that is mostly centered around the love story of The King and Gwonam. Although it is cd-i, Neonintendo has received positive feedback from his audience for its originality and creativity. It has potential to become one of the best cd-i poops ever created.

==== Part One ====

'''Summary:''' Gwonam confesses his love to the King only to be interrupted by the timely entrance of Link and Zelda. Meanwhile, Impa enters Ganon's services.

'''In Depth:'''

Gwonam flies in and immediately greets his the King with "Your majesty, I love you!". The King is taken back at first, but curiosity gets the best of him as he asks Gwonam for a kiss. Just as the two are about to lock lips, Link and Zelda walk into the room causing shock and confusion for everyone. Zelda cannot believe what she just saw, and Link just uses the moment to embarrass the King. When asked for some help in persuading the younger ones that it wasn't a kiss, Gwonam departs leaving the King flustered.

While this is happening, Ganon has called Impa to his lair and attempts to recruit her on his side of evil with a vicious threat involving toasting toast. Impa boldly resists the urge and even offers to grab the toaster! The resistance doesn't last long, because when Ganon pulled out the enclosed instruction book Impa willingly surrendered.

A few hours later, Impa's absence from the castle is noticed by Zelda who is shunned upon inquiry. The King decides not to worry about that for now, and orders to be carried away to his room by his servants.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Your Majesty, I love you!" - Gwonam

"Hmmmmmmm, how about a kiss?" - The King

"FATHER!!!" - Zelda

"Gee, it sure is gay around here!" - Link

"Take me away!!" - The King

====Part Two====

'''Summary:''' Impa, who is commanding Ganon's forces, invades Hyrule and raids the castle while delivering disturbing news about the King as foretold by the Triforce of Wisdom.

'''In Depth:'''

A few days later, the King sits outside in deep thought over the mysterious genie. A few moments pass before the King spots a horrible tragedy-- he quickly summons everyone nearby to LOOK with him. Sure enough, Impa's evil forces have invaded Hyrule! Confusion spreads amongst Hyruilian ranks! A concerned Zelda addresses her worries to her father who after a long period of twitching, forgets the question. Simultaneously, Impa enters the room with a fearsome war cry. The King commands Zelda to fight off Impa with the Triforce of Courage and orders Link to scrub the floors. Impa fights back and uses the power of the Triforce of Wisdom to inform Zelda that her father is turning gay in the morning. What horrible news! A disheartened Zelda enters a state of shock and loses the will to fight. Luckily, Gwonam arrives at the scene via flying carpet just in time to save the King. Together they decide the best thing to do is to run far away where they can live happily without being scolded for their sexuality. Shortly after their departure, Zelda makes a life-changing decision of her own -- to go live with Ganon.

After much negotiation, Ganon and Zelda formed a temporary truce to rid Hyrule of her father forever so the two of them could rule over the lands instead of her gay father, who she felt is incompetent of ruling. The current whereabouts of the King and Gwonam are unknown, but Zelda won't give up. She requests Link to go search for and report the location of her father to her so she can get rid of him once and for all. Empty-minded as always, Link agrees to the task.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Mah Hyrule is under attack by the evil forces of Impa!" - The King

"Zelda! Save me! Take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!" - The King

"Worry Zelda!! The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will turn gay in the morning!" - Impa

"You've got to be shitting me." - Zelda

"Link, go to Gamelon and find my father. We're going to Ganon." - Zelda

==== Part Three ====

'''Summary:''' Link chooses to side with the King and Gwonam, leading an enraged Zelda into ambushing the group during a super-duper dance rave. Zelda challenges Link to a one-on-one dual while her comrades Ganon and Impa capture the King.

'''In Depth:'''

Link has traveled many lands and still has not found even one sign of the two lovers. Eventually he stumbles across a friendly shop owner and bribes him with dinner in exchange to use his ship. The man agrees to the deal but informs Link that the ship cannot sail until a month from now. After a month passes, the two embark for the King's location.

Meanwhile, Gwonam and the King have had a long time to get to know each other well. Secluded in their quaint little hide out, the two can do whatever they want without shame. Gwonam decides to spice things up with a romantic poem that ends up being coldly rejected. Moments later, Link enters the room. The King is terrified and commands Gwonam to kill Link immediately. Gwonam convinces the King that he will need Link in order to restore peace to Hyrule... and in exchange, the couple will make love. Naturally, Link is disgusted by the old men flirting, but is then educated that gay love is beautiful "as long as you have enough oil!"

At Ganon's lair, Zelda is being neglected once again by Impa and Ganon as they play each other in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Zelda then breaks things as a cry for attention resulting in a magical spanking by Ganon. Some time later, the Triforce of Wisdom alerts the three of Link's betrayal as well as the King's location. Ganon and Impa swear revenge on the traitor followed by maniacal laughter, while Zelda quietly thinks to herself about why Link would choose her father over her.

Zelda and co. were able to spot the hideout very easily thanks to the loud stereotypical dance party music coming from inside her father's new home. After a few motivational words, the villains plot their entry.

The King and Gwonam are happily dancing around to the beat while Link is sleeping through the whole thing. The music and lights abruptly shut down and the teams of gay versus evil collide! Gwonam pleads to his lover that he must escape, but the King gets surrounded by Ganon and Impa. Gwonam then gives Link a sword and instructs him to save the King or else. Before Link can save the King, however, he must defeat Zelda. Still outraged by his betrayal, Zelda refuses to let anyone pass without a fight. Link wins the fight very easily, causing Zelda to surrender and reconsider her actions. After a short discussion, Zelda decides its best to work together with Link to rescue her father. Gwonam appears congratulating Link on his victory and takes the two on his carpet. Gwonam reports that the King was captured during the battle and that Link failed his mission.

''Memorable Quotes''

"It is written: 'Only you can love me! Your beautiful face is enough to conqueror my love!' Isn't it beeeautiful?!" - Gwonam

"Link, mah boi, love is what all true warriors strive for!" - The King

"The Triforce of Wisdom promises we are the heroes! We can defeat all those shit-face gay worms." - Impa

"Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!" - Link

"Well done Link! Come! Look, already your majesty is under attack. Ganon and his minions won! There is no time. You fail!!" - Gwonam

User:Neonintendo

2007-11-12T11:57:08Z

Neonintendo:

== In Brief ==

Neonintendo is in the midst of working on part four of his first Youtube Poop video series '''Strive for Love'''.

[This entire page needs some serious work/editing done...]

== History ==

'''First Poop Ever Seen'''
What is Spaghetti? by JeffLindblom [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes]

'''First Poop Created'''
Strive for Love made 09/09/07 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgiOx2py_j4]

== Style ==

'''Sources'''
- Cd-i (gasp, I know)
- Super Mario World Super Show

'''Methods'''
- Sentence Mixing
- MS PAINT (with the help of a good friend, actually)
- Censor Beep (only recently)
- Other terms i'm not familiar with yet :P

== Poops ==

=== Strive for Love ===

Neonintendo's first creation is a multi-part series that is mostly centered around the love story of The King and Gwonam. Although it is cd-i, Neonintendo has received positive feedback from his audience for its originality and creativity. It has potential to become one of the best cd-i poops ever created.

==== Part One ====

'''Summary:''' Gwonam confesses his love to the King only to be interrupted by the timely entrance of Link and Zelda. Meanwhile, Impa enters Ganon's services.

'''In Depth:'''

Gwonam flies in and immediately greets his the King with "Your majesty, I love you!". The King is taken back at first, but curiosity gets the best of him as he asks Gwonam for a kiss. Just as the two are about to lock lips, Link and Zelda walk into the room causing shock and confusion for everyone. Zelda cannot believe what she just saw, and Link just uses the moment to embarrass the King. When asked for some help in persuading the younger ones that it wasn't a kiss, Gwonam departs leaving the King flustered.

While this is happening, Ganon has called Impa to his lair and attempts to recruit her on his side of evil with a vicious threat involving toasting toast. Impa boldly resists the urge and even offers to grab the toaster! The resistance doesn't last long, because when Ganon pulled out the enclosed instruction book Impa willingly surrendered.

A few hours later, Impa's absence from the castle is noticed by Zelda who is shunned upon inquiry. The King decides not to worry about that for now, and orders to be carried away to his room by his servants.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Your Majesty, I love you!" - Gwonam

"Hmmmmmmm, how about a kiss?" - The King

"FATHER!!!" - Zelda

"Gee, it sure is gay around here!" - Link

"Take me away!!" - The King

====Part Two====

'''Summary:''' Impa, who is commanding Ganon's forces, invades Hyrule and raids the castle while delivering disturbing news about the King as foretold by the Triforce of Wisdom.

'''In Depth:'''

A few days later, the King sits outside in deep thought over the mysterious genie. A few moments pass before the King spots a horrible tragedy-- he quickly summons everyone nearby to LOOK with him. Sure enough, Impa's evil forces have invaded Hyrule! Confusion spreads amongst Hyruilian ranks! A concerned Zelda addresses her worries to her father who after a long period of twitching, forgets the question. Simultaneously, Impa enters the room with a fearsome war cry. The King commands Zelda to fight off Impa with the Triforce of Courage and orders Link to scrub the floors. Impa fights back and uses the power of the Triforce of Wisdom to inform Zelda that her father is turning gay in the morning. What horrible news! A disheartened Zelda enters a state of shock and loses the will to fight. Luckily, Gwonam arrives at the scene via flying carpet just in time to save the King. Together they decide the best thing to do is to run far away where they can live happily without being scolded for their sexuality. Shortly after their departure, Zelda makes a life-changing decision of her own -- to go live with Ganon.

After much negotiation, Ganon and Zelda formed a temporary truce to rid Hyrule of her father forever so the two of them could rule over the lands instead of her gay father, who she felt is incompetent of ruling. The current whereabouts of the King and Gwonam are unknown, but Zelda won't give up. She requests Link to go search for and report the location of her father to her so she can get rid of him once and for all. Empty-minded as always, Link agrees to the task.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Mah Hyrule is under attack by the evil forces of Impa!" - The King

"Zelda! Save me! Take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!" - The King

"Worry Zelda!! The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will turn gay in the morning!" - Impa

"You've got to be shitting me." - Zelda

"Link, go to Gamelon and find my father. We're going to Ganon." - Zelda

==== Part Three ====

'''Summary:''' Link chooses to side with the King and Gwonam, leading an enraged Zelda into ambushing the group during a super-duper dance rave. Zelda challenges Link to a one-on-one dual while her comrades Ganon and Impa capture the King.

'''In Depth:'''

Link has traveled many lands and still has not found even one sign of the two lovers. Eventually he stumbles across a friendly shop owner and bribes him with dinner in exchange to use his ship. The man agrees to the deal but informs Link that the ship cannot sail until a month from now. After a month passes, the two embark for the King's location.

Meanwhile, Gwonam and the King have had a long time to get to know each other well. Secluded in their quaint little hide out, the two can do whatever they want without shame. Gwonam decides to spice things up with a romantic poem that ends up being coldly rejected. Moments later, Link enters the room. The King is terrified and commands Gwonam to kill Link immediately. Gwonam convinces the King that he will need Link in order to restore peace to Hyrule... and in exchange, the couple will make love. Naturally, Link is disgusted by the old men flirting, but is then educated that gay love is beautiful "as long as you have enough oil!"

At Ganon's lair, Zelda is being neglected once again by Impa and Ganon as they play each other in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Zelda then breaks things as a cry for attention resulting in a magical spanking by Ganon. Some time later, the Triforce of Wisdom alerts the three of Link's betrayal as well as the King's location. Ganon and Impa swear revenge on the traitor followed by maniacal laughter, while Zelda quietly thinks to herself about why Link would choose her father over her.

Zelda and co. were able to spot the hideout very easily thanks to the loud stereotypical dance party music coming from inside her father's new home. After a few motivational words, the villains plot their entry.

The King and Gwonam are happily dancing around to the beat while Link is sleeping through the whole thing. The music and lights abruptly shut down and the teams of gay versus evil collide! Gwonam pleads to his lover that he must escape, but the King gets surrounded by Ganon and Impa. Gwonam then gives Link a sword and instructs him to save the King or else. Before Link can save the King, however, he must defeat Zelda. Still outraged by his betrayal, Zelda refuses to let anyone pass without a fight. Link wins the fight very easily, causing Zelda to surrender and reconsider her actions. After a short discussion, Zelda decides its best to work together with Link to rescue her father. Gwonam appears congratulating Link on his victory and takes the two on his carpet. Gwonam reports that the King was captured during the battle and that Link failed his mission.

''Memorable Quotes''

"It is written: 'Only you can love me! Your beautiful face is enough to conqueror my love!' Isn't it beeeautiful?!" - Gwonam

"Link, mah boi, love is what all true warriors strive for!" - The King

"The Triforce of Wisdom promises we are the heroes! We can defeat all those shit-face gay worms." - Impa

"Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!" - Link

"Well done Link! Come! Look, already your majesty is under attack. Ganon and his minions won! There is no time. You fail!!" - Gwonam

User:Neonintendo

2007-11-12T11:15:56Z

Neonintendo: New page: == In Brief == Neonintendo is in the midst of working on part four of his first Youtube Poop video series '''Strive for Love'''. == History == '''First Poop Ever Seen''' What is Spagh...

== In Brief ==

Neonintendo is in the midst of working on part four of his first Youtube Poop video series '''Strive for Love'''.

== History ==

'''First Poop Ever Seen'''
What is Spaghetti? by JeffLindblom [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes]

'''First Poop Created'''
Strive for Love made 09/09/07 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgiOx2py_j4]

== Style ==

'''Sources'''
- Cd-i (gasp, I know)
- Super Mario World Super Show

'''Methods'''
- Sentence Mixing
- MS PAINT (with the help of a good friend, actually)
- Censor Beep (only recently)
- Other terms i'm not familiar with yet :P

== Poops ==

=== Strive for Love ===

Neonintendo's first creation is a multi-part series that is mostly centered around the love story of The King and Gwonam. Although it is cd-i, Neonintendo has received positive feedback from his audience for its originality and creativity. It has potential to become one of the best cd-i poops ever created.

==== Part One ====

'''Summary:''' Gwonam confesses his love to the King only to be interrupted by the timely entrance of Link and Zelda. Meanwhile, Impa enters Ganon's services.

'''In Depth:'''

Gwonam flies in and immediately greets his the King with "Your majesty, I love you!". The King is taken back at first, but curiosity gets the best of him as he asks Gwonam for a kiss. Just as the two are about to lock lips, Link and Zelda walk into the room causing shock and confusion for everyone. Zelda cannot believe what she just saw, and Link just uses the moment to embarrass the King. When asked for some help in persuading the younger ones that it wasn't a kiss, Gwonam departs leaving the King flustered.

While this is happening, Ganon has called Impa to his lair and attempts to recruit her on his side of evil with a vicious threat involving toasting toast. Impa boldly resists the urge and even offers to grab the toaster! The resistance doesn't last long, because when Ganon pulled out the enclosed instruction book Impa willingly surrendered.

A few hours later, Impa's absence from the castle is noticed by Zelda who is shunned upon inquiry. The King decides not to worry about that for now, and orders to be carried away to his room by his servants.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Your Majesty, I love you!" - Gwonam

"Hmmmmmmm, how about a kiss?" - The King

"FATHER!!!" - Zelda

"Gee, it sure is gay around here!" - Link

"Take me away!!" - The King

====Part Two====

'''Summary:''' Impa, who is commanding Ganon's forces, invades Hyrule and raids the castle while delivering disturbing news about the King as foretold by the Triforce of Wisdom.

'''In Depth:'''

A few days later, the King sits outside in deep thought over the mysterious genie. A few moments pass before the King spots a horrible tragedy-- he quickly summons everyone nearby to LOOK with him. Sure enough, Impa's evil forces have invaded Hyrule! Confusion spreads amongst Hyruilian ranks! A concerned Zelda addresses her worries to her father who after a long period of twitching, forgets the question. Simultaneously, Impa enters the room with a fearsome war cry. The King commands Zelda to fight off Impa with the Triforce of Courage and orders Link to scrub the floors. Impa fights back and uses the power of the Triforce of Wisdom to inform Zelda that her father is turning gay in the morning. What horrible news! A disheartened Zelda enters a state of shock and loses the will to fight. Luckily, Gwonam arrives at the scene via flying carpet just in time to save the King. Together they decide the best thing to do is to run far away where they can live happily without being scolded for their sexuality. Shortly after their departure, Zelda makes a life-changing decision of her own -- to go live with Ganon.

After much negotiation, Ganon and Zelda formed a temporary truce to rid Hyrule of her father forever so the two of them could rule over the lands instead of her gay father, who she felt is incompetent of ruling. The current whereabouts of the King and Gwonam are unknown, but Zelda won't give up. She requests Link to go search for and report the location of her father to her so she can get rid of him once and for all. Empty-minded as always, Link agrees to the task.

''Memorable Quotes''

"Mah Hyrule is under attack by the evil forces of Impa!" - The King

"Zelda! Save me! Take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!" - The King

"Worry Zelda!! The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will turn gay in the morning!" - Impa

"You've got to be shitting me." - Zelda

"Link, go to Gamelon and find my father. We're going to Ganon." - Zelda

==== Part Three ====

'''Summary:''' Link chooses to side with the King and Gwonam, leading an enraged Zelda into ambushing the group during a super-duper dance rave. Zelda challenges Link to a one-on-one dual while her comrades Ganon and Impa capture the King.

'''In Depth:'''

Link has traveled many lands and still has not found even one sign of the two lovers.