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N00neimp0rtant

2010-12-17T01:33:59Z

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==In brief==
n00neimp0rtant is casual pooper, college student (more like lollege amirite), lives in Pennsylvania, and is coincidentally not Phillip Banks. He was recently suspended for an invigorating, citrusy, low-calorie nine months, but got his account back recently and plans on making new content soon. His poops stand somewhere between old-style and new-style, making use of explosions, sauce jokes, and making people look like their fucking while staying centric around the art of distortion, genuine wholesome copyright infringement, and peace that the community strives four.
==History==

Just like LITERALLY EVERY-FUCKING-ONE else in the YTP scene, n00neimp0rtant owes his discovery of Poop to casually searching for videos of Sonic music or Brawl hacks or some video game shit like that, though it actually was not him who discovered it. His sister found a few of these "poops" searching for that stuff on YouTube, and for a few weeks, they had believed that "YouTube Poop" was some sort of weird video series done by one guy, or at most, a few people working together. After some internet searches of the term, a whole new realm of unhealthy humor flowed like sweet honey and milk throughout his veins. He put his walkman on and said he might as well "kick it."

Our hero made videos from May 2008 to December 2009, only to get his account suspended for uploading some homemade concert footage of the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra playing music from Sonic 1. Which is really kind of a dick move, considering ANOTHER YouTube video of the SAME Sonic music arrangement was what convinced <s>me</s> him to go see it in the first place so it was only making them money but I mean whatever. But one day a magical British walrus named [[hozkinzpoop]] informed him of an ancient prophecy known as "fair use." A counterclaim was filed against some leaked Sonic 4 footage (cuz sega don't care anymore lul), and after hearing from them in a munf, <s>send Link</s> he received his account, videos, and all dem bitches back.

===First poop seen===
"YouTube Poop - Wet Mario"

===First poop made===
{{vid|NqdNrsSFh1c}}

==Style==

===Preferred Sources===

*AoStH
*Fresh Prince
*Billo
*Viral videos

===Preferred Methods===

*[[Mother-fucking EXPLOSIONS]]
*[[Reversal]]
*[[Stutter loop]]
*[[Pitch shift]]
*[[Rape rave]]

===Preferred Software===

*Sony Vegas
*Flash (very very seldom, only for minor gfx like laser beam at 2:04 in 2008 Christmas special)

===Likes===

*Explosions
*Sonic
*Robotnik
*[[hozkinzpoop]]
*Those clips that are reversed at *just* the right spot
*Taco Bell
*Apple shit

===Dislikes===

*[[Dinner-Spaghetti poop]]
*Almost every YTPMV (they're all so terrible)
*Poops of ridiculous anime that no one but you and your internet weeaboo friends have ever heard of
*Extreme speed (too fast to make any jokes/too slow to be funny)

==Reception==

===Criticism===

Explosions are fucking awesome and you will laugh at them

===Achievements===

Made less than 20 poops in over a year and a half and still somehow got over 1000 subs

==Associates==


===In Real Life===

*KroboProductions (ok maybe not but he lives near me :3)

===Online===

*Geardawg
*milesaaway
*Hozkinz
*McMaNGOS

===Influences===

*Temeku
*KroboProductions
*quax94
*Wekwa
*MeiAIDS

===Fans===





===Trivia===
n00neimp0rtant doesn't suck, so he has an app on the iTunes App Store, [http://tinyurl.com/getnearbyapp Nearby]

Explosions

===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/n00neimp0rtant YouTube Account]

This used to be funny, now it's just old
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Better
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This is from a tennis round
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Another round
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I like explosions, get over it

===Other Links===
[http://twitter.com/n00neimp0rtant Twitter]

Talk:Poopisms

2010-12-16T22:21:50Z

N00neimp0rtant:

Could you maybe add
"Self-Reference: Mentioning Youtube Poop as if it was something that really exists in the Poop's world by replacing it with another noun. Dr. Light's creation of the world's first Youtube Poop in MEEEMEME MAN is probably the most well-known example of this."
since I see that more and more people actually start doing this?

Couple of things I would suggest adding. -TheBigL1
*Back-and-Forth Loop: Playing a short clip forward, then reversed, going back and forth. Depending on the clip, this effect may be used for the resulting movement, the resulting sound, or both.
*Extreme Speed-up: Increasing the playback speed of a clip to the point where it's impossible to keep up with the action, and the audio becomes unintelligible. This can be used for footage that otherwise would not have any humor.
*Musical Sequence: Syncing clips to a musical accompaniment. MrSimon's musical sequences are among the most well-known, including the famous "Stay Here While I Bash Koopa Football Playas".

How many poopisms does a video need to be a poop? -Calculate900

n00neimp0rtant says:
Someone had better give me a good reason why Reversal isn't on this page. It's by far my favorite technique, it's ridiculously popular, and there's not a single mention of it. What gives?

Sus

2009-10-22T12:54:53Z

N00neimp0rtant:

No one really knows what a Sus is. In fact, it's not even a word. It is a YouTube fad that involves taking a word that either starts with or ends with an S and playing it forward then backwards, thus creating a "SUS" sound.

==History==
No one knows (or gives a shit) when or how it started, but experts claim the fad was begun by the pooper [[KroboProductions]] with his poop "Captain Rescue gets a Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum." It seems that from those, the fad began to spread to other poopers.

==Theories==
Although it has not been confirmed exactly what a Sus is, there have been some theories. One professional in particular, Dr. Franz Süssmayr, believes that [[Robotnik]] may have named his [[PINGAS]] Sus. A more common theory states that Sonic convinced Tails that a Sus was a [[Fire Sumo]] with breasts 7 times larger than normal, so he uses it as a "bad word." Even still, some argue that Sus has been heard used in other cultures as a code word for "Luigi's virginity." Obviously, this usage would be largely outdated because Sus would be long gone by this point in time. One theory that has been thrown out is that "Sus" may be an adjective applied to a Luigi twice as gay as a normal one (i.e. Sus Luigi), but this theory has been discredited because of its grand impossibility.

==Words Commonly Used to Make a Sus==
*Any plural words
*[[Sonic]]
*Ass
*[[PINGAS]]
*Santa
*Some
*Introduce
*FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF FUCKHEADS

==Variations of Sus==
*sSUSs
*SOS
*SAS
*Suhs
*SOOS

Uncle Phil

2009-03-25T21:59:47Z

N00neimp0rtant:

Uncle Phil is Will's uncle/father(?) on [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. [[Image:Picture 6.png|thumb|Uncle Phil in all his glory]]
==Important Information==
*He had a pet pig.
*He once attempted to murder Will.
*He doesn't like Christmas lights.
*He once burned thousands of dollars.
*He wants some cake.
*He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
*He is [[Fat|obese]].
*He has not thrown any bums in jail.
*He has magical powers
*He is the most important character on Fresh Prince.
*He is an [[Africans|African]]
*He is evil.
*He acts as a father figure.
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
*He was invented by [[Robotnik]].
*He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
*He used to like James Brown
*He got thrown out of his own house
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch!
*WhatamIbout--WhatamIbout

Spaghetti

2009-01-29T01:48:52Z

N00neimp0rtant: /* Triva */

Also called [[Lotsa spaghetti|'ghetti]], it is every YTPer's favorite food. It is claimed to be expected at every [[Mushroom Kingdom]] Picnic.
[[image:180px-Spaghetti-prepared.jpg‎|thumb|'Ghetti.]]
==War over Spaghetti==

A long time ago [[Gay Luigi]] found a recipe for magical spaghetti. It was the most delicious Spaghetti he ever tasted. Word got out to everyone. Three hours later The [[King of Hyrule]] and [[Robotnik]] stole the recipe and Gay Luigi knew it was [[war]]. They ate the spaghetti. Later that evening they signed a peace treaty and Robotnik invited everyone in YouTube Poop land to his lair for dinner. The King was the first one there as he LOVES [[dinner]]. [[Froggo]] ate most of the spaghetti. The King was not happy, and pestered Froggo for the rest of the night.

==Dangers of Spaghetti==

Spaghetti has been known to cause many problems when improperly cooked. For example, [[Link]] put spaghetti in a [[Toasters|toaster]], and [[Hyrule]] castle almost burned down. The only thing that can put out the fire caused by toasted spaghetti is [[Volvic Revive]] mineral water.

== How Much is There? ==
Lotsa.

==Triva==
*Spaghetti tastes great.
*There is a dessert that looks like spaghetti, but it is actually vanilla ice cream put in a Spaetzle Press, so that it looks like spaghetti. Strawberry sauce is added to represent the tomato sauce. The recipe is called Spaghettieis.
*There are also many, many different types of spaghetti, such as Linguini, Ziti, and angel hair.

Sus

2009-01-28T20:25:06Z

N00neimp0rtant: /* Theories */

Sus

2009-01-28T03:29:56Z

N00neimp0rtant: /* Theories */

No one really knows what a Sus is. In fact, it's not even a word. It is a YouTube fad that involves taking a word that either starts with or ends with an S and playing it forward then backwards, thus creating a "SUS" sound.

==History==
No one knows (or gives a shit) when or how it started, but experts claim the fad was begun by the pooper [[KroboProductions]] with his poop "Captain Rescue gets a Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum." It seems that from those, the fad began to spread to other poopers.

==Theories==
Although it has not been confirmed exactly what a Sus is, there have been some theories. One professional in particular, Dr. Franz Süssmayr, believes that [[Robotnik]] may have named his [[PINGAS]] Sus. A more common theory states that Sonic convinced Tails that a Sus was a [[Fire Sumo]] with breasts 7 times larger than normal, so he uses it as a "bad word." Even still, some argue that Sus has been heard used in other cultures as a code word for "Luigi's virginity." Obviously, this usage would be largely outdated because Sus would be long gone by this point in time. One theory that has been thrown out is that "Sus" may be an adjective applied to a Luigi twice as gay as a normal one (i.e. Sus Luigi), but this theory has been discredited because that is quite impossible.

==Words Commonly Used to Make a Sus==
*Any plural words
*[[Sonic]]
*Ass
*[[PINGAS]]
*Santa
*Some
*Introduce
*FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF FUCKHEADS

==Variations of Sus==
*sSUSs
*SOS
*SAS
*Suhs
*SOOS

==Poopers Confirmed to Use Sus==
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[MTB710]]
*[[n00neimp0rtant]]

Sus

2009-01-28T03:24:53Z

N00neimp0rtant:

No one really knows what a Sus is. In fact, it's not even a word. It is a YouTube fad that involves taking a word that either starts with or ends with an S and playing it forward then backwards, thus creating a "SUS" sound.

==History==
No one knows (or gives a shit) when or how it started, but experts claim the fad was begun by the pooper [[KroboProductions]] with his poop "Captain Rescue gets a Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum." It seems that from those, the fad began to spread to other poopers.

==Theories==
Although it has not been confirmed exactly what a Sus is, there have been some theories. One professional in particular, Dr. Franz Süssmayr, believes that [[Robotnik]] may have names his [[PINGAS]] Sus. A more common theory states that Sonic convinced Tails that a Sus was a [[Fire Sumo]] with breasts 7 times larger than normal, so he uses it as a "bad word." Even still, some argue that Sus has been heard used in other cultures as a code word for "Luigi's virginity." Obviously, this usage would be largely outdated because Sus would be long gone by this point in time. One theory that has been thrown out is that "Sus" may be an adjective applied to a Luigi twice as gay as a normal one (i.e. Sus Luigi), but this theory has been discredited because that is quite impossible.

==Words Commonly Used to Make a Sus==
*Any plural words
*[[Sonic]]
*Ass
*[[PINGAS]]
*Santa
*Some
*Introduce
*FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF FUCKHEADS

==Variations of Sus==
*sSUSs
*SOS
*SAS
*Suhs
*SOOS

==Poopers Confirmed to Use Sus==
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[MTB710]]
*[[n00neimp0rtant]]

Sus

2009-01-28T03:24:03Z

N00neimp0rtant: New page: No one really knows what a Sus is. In fact, it's not even a word. It is a YouTube fad that involves taking a word that either starts with or ends with an S and playing it forward then ba...

No one really knows what a Sus is. In fact, it's not even a word. It is a YouTube fad that involves taking a word that either starts with or ends with an S and playing it forward then backwards, thus creating a "SUS" sound.

--History--
No one knows (or gives a shit) when or how it started, but experts claim the fad was begun by the pooper [[KroboProductions]] with his poop "Captain Rescue gets a Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum." It seems that from those, the fad began to spread to other poopers.

--Theories--
Although it has not been confirmed exactly what a Sus is, there have been some theories. One professional in particular, Dr. Franz Süssmayr, believes that [[Robotnik]] may have names his [[PINGAS]] Sus. A more common theory states that Sonic convinced Tails that a Sus was a [[Fire Sumo]] with breasts 7 times larger than normal, so he uses it as a "bad word." Even still, some argue that Sus has been heard used in other cultures as a code word for "Luigi's virginity." Obviously, this usage would be largely outdated because Sus would be long gone by this point in time. One theory that has been thrown out is that "Sus" may be an adjective applied to a Luigi twice as gay as a normal one (i.e. Sus Luigi), but this theory has been discredited because that is quite impossible.

--Words Commonly Used to Make a Sus--
*Any plural words
*[[Sonic]]
*Ass
*[[PINGAS]]
*Santa
*Some
*Introduce
*FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF FUCKHEADS

--Variations of Sus--
*sSUSs
*SOS
*SAS
*Suhs
*SOOS

--Poopers Confirmed to Use Sus--
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[MTB710]]
*[[n00neimp0rtant]]