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		<title>Vorhias</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MattPization: /* Visual Abominations */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{pooper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{majornewscontribute}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{YTPMV}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:YouChewPoop News Staff]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--This template forms the the backbone of a Pooper entry, it&amp;#039;s fully customisable so you can add or delete whatever you want. Remember this isn&amp;#039;t a profile page and may well be edited by other people. Please remember to only link to the directory where possible. Every link to youtube makes them bigger and us smaller--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Photo_21.jpg|thumb|Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In brief==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The UNTOLD/FAKE History===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name &amp;quot;Jeff.&amp;quot; Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503&amp;#039;s flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn&amp;#039;t even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First poop seen===&lt;br /&gt;
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First poop made===&lt;br /&gt;
{{debut|eDyaa1lWTd0}}&lt;br /&gt;
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Style===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It&amp;#039;s hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias&amp;#039; style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he&amp;#039;s always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word [[Spaghetti]] has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying [[Cum]]. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===YTPMVs===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of [[YTPMVs]]. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwjOkESzwak rant video] that attacks [[Link123456]] for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Prefered Tech===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[iMovie HD]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Criticism===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn&amp;#039;t understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias&amp;#039; video, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Billo Wants To Get Silly&amp;#039;&amp;#039; was meant as an attack on [[Bill O&amp;#039;Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn&amp;#039;t trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O&amp;#039;Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O&amp;#039;Reilly poop, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Billo Have Bad Grammar&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, to the user.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn&amp;#039;t get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week&amp;#039;s company barbecue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* For the longest time, Vorhias&amp;#039; poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Influences===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[StegBlob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ApolloBoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeeperCutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Electric Cheese]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|I Eat Beans.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Vorhias&amp;#039; Favorite Poopers===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[StegBlob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ApolloBoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeeperCutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiwow]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[UncleChuckTH]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[igiulamam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ophios]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EnoRed]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DoctorPoopnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DrKelexo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BrilleMeister]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fans===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--This section should not be self edited--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*People who either don&amp;#039;t have a page on this here wiki or haven&amp;#039;t bothered to write their name in.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Temeku]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Misselaineous10]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Poop Listing (And Other Videos)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - [[The Tick]] can&amp;#039;t pronounce [[Thrakkorzog]]&amp;#039;s name right, and he thinks he&amp;#039;s rude.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU&amp;#039;RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, [[Freakazoid]] doesn&amp;#039;t want to see something strange and mystical!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - [[Mario]] suffers from Alzheimers.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 [[Luigi]] Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced [[Toast]] ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy [[Koopa]] Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - That&amp;#039;s his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCq_YotLEA Mr. Volcano&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Doing&amp;quot;] - [[The King]] expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY48fiDMMZI Billo Sings From The Heart] - The #1 Summer Jam!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - [[Pinky &amp;amp; The Brain]] suffer an epileptic seizure of words.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk Robotnik For President] - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - Shouldn&amp;#039;t He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLR9JXSBJM Billo Reminds Us What&amp;#039;s REALLY Important] - [[Bill O&amp;#039;Reilly|Me]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner] - There is no escape for Inferno, from the deadly stone.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - Round 2 YTP [[Tennis]] Match against [[DrKelexo]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - The smutty details within!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I&amp;#039;m gonna jump you.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHy_NNj8Ik This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions] - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNMDLl5Ep8 Handsome Volcano Rocks] - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George &amp;amp; Alan!v&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTSh3Tj2YM Robotnik V.S. The Feudal Age] - AOTSH Chaos Emeralds Collab, Part 2 of 4.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===ElectroPoop Tunes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias&amp;#039; given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Squadalah.mp3 Squadalah (We&amp;#039;re Off!)] (Trip Hop)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Jungle%20Toast.mp3 Jungle Toast] (Jungle/DnB)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See Also: [[YTPMV]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Visual Abominations===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It can be downloaded in two locations:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://vorhias.multiply.com/music/item/50/Visual_Abominations]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mxgn39x1c1w]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2009, [http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/visualabominations/ the album was released] on [[ROFLtrax|ROFLtrax.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Music Used In Poops===&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Cities Of The Future&amp;quot; by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Highland Legend&amp;quot; by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Robot Rock&amp;quot; by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Kick Drum Island&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Stuttering Pianos&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU&amp;#039;RE A CREEP!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;We Are Not Gonna Make It&amp;quot; by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Gypsy Caravan&amp;quot; by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Goodbye Blue Sky&amp;quot; by Pink Floyd - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Daybreak In Darnassus&amp;quot; by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Illinois&amp;quot; by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;War Pimp Renaissance&amp;quot; by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Jazz Party&amp;quot; by Crowbot - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Out Of Your System&amp;quot; by Tempest - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkNb-Qhwoc Billo Is So Kooky]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;No More Heroes&amp;quot; by The Stranglers - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vtEifoHzE Robotnik Saves Tibet]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Associates===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they&amp;#039;re both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Stuff===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he&amp;#039;s Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Links===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/Vorhias Youtube Poop Directory Listing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://youtube.com/user/Vorhias  Youtube Account]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--*[http://some.other.video.site.com/user/**** Poops elsewhere]-- &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- This last one is only relates to poop, use other links for deviant art etc.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Links===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth CCMixter Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/ Breakbit Artist Page]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- etc-- &amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MattPization: /* Other Links */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Photo_21.jpg|thumb|Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In brief==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The UNTOLD/FAKE History===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name &amp;quot;Jeff.&amp;quot; Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503&amp;#039;s flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn&amp;#039;t even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First poop seen===&lt;br /&gt;
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First poop made===&lt;br /&gt;
{{debut|eDyaa1lWTd0}}&lt;br /&gt;
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Style===&lt;br /&gt;
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It&amp;#039;s hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias&amp;#039; style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he&amp;#039;s always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.&lt;br /&gt;
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One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word [[Spaghetti]] has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying [[Cum]]. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))&lt;br /&gt;
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===YTPMVs===&lt;br /&gt;
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Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of [[YTPMVs]]. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwjOkESzwak rant video] that attacks [[Link123456]] for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Prefered Tech===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[iMovie HD]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Criticism===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn&amp;#039;t understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias&amp;#039; video, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Billo Wants To Get Silly&amp;#039;&amp;#039; was meant as an attack on [[Bill O&amp;#039;Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn&amp;#039;t trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O&amp;#039;Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O&amp;#039;Reilly poop, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Billo Have Bad Grammar&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, to the user.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn&amp;#039;t get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week&amp;#039;s company barbecue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* For the longest time, Vorhias&amp;#039; poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Influences===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[StegBlob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ApolloBoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeeperCutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Electric Cheese]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|I Eat Beans.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vorhias&amp;#039; Favorite Poopers===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[StegBlob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ApolloBoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeeperCutt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiwow]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[UncleChuckTH]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[igiulamam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ophios]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EnoRed]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DoctorPoopnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DrKelexo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BrilleMeister]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fans===&lt;br /&gt;
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*People who either don&amp;#039;t have a page on this here wiki or haven&amp;#039;t bothered to write their name in.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Temeku]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Misselaineous10]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Poop Listing (And Other Videos)==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - [[The Tick]] can&amp;#039;t pronounce [[Thrakkorzog]]&amp;#039;s name right, and he thinks he&amp;#039;s rude.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU&amp;#039;RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, [[Freakazoid]] doesn&amp;#039;t want to see something strange and mystical!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - [[Mario]] suffers from Alzheimers.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 [[Luigi]] Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced [[Toast]] ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy [[Koopa]] Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - That&amp;#039;s his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCq_YotLEA Mr. Volcano&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Doing&amp;quot;] - [[The King]] expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY48fiDMMZI Billo Sings From The Heart] - The #1 Summer Jam!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - [[Pinky &amp;amp; The Brain]] suffer an epileptic seizure of words.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk Robotnik For President] - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - Shouldn&amp;#039;t He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLR9JXSBJM Billo Reminds Us What&amp;#039;s REALLY Important] - [[Bill O&amp;#039;Reilly|Me]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner] - There is no escape for Inferno, from the deadly stone.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - Round 2 YTP [[Tennis]] Match against [[DrKelexo]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - The smutty details within!&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I&amp;#039;m gonna jump you.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHy_NNj8Ik This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions] - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNMDLl5Ep8 Handsome Volcano Rocks] - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George &amp;amp; Alan!v&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTSh3Tj2YM Robotnik V.S. The Feudal Age] - AOTSH Chaos Emeralds Collab, Part 2 of 4.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ElectroPoop Tunes===&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias&amp;#039; given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Squadalah.mp3 Squadalah (We&amp;#039;re Off!)] (Trip Hop)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Jungle%20Toast.mp3 Jungle Toast] (Jungle/DnB)&lt;br /&gt;
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See Also: [[YTPMV]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Visual Abominations===&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.&lt;br /&gt;
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It can be downloaded in two locations:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://vorhias.multiply.com/music/item/50/Visual_Abominations]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mxgn39x1c1w]&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 2009, [http://www.rofltrax.com/sawtooth/visualabominations|the album was released] on [[ROFLtrax|ROFLtrax.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Music Used In Poops===&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Cities Of The Future&amp;quot; by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Highland Legend&amp;quot; by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Robot Rock&amp;quot; by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Kick Drum Island&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Stuttering Pianos&amp;quot; by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU&amp;#039;RE A CREEP!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;We Are Not Gonna Make It&amp;quot; by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Gypsy Caravan&amp;quot; by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Goodbye Blue Sky&amp;quot; by Pink Floyd - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Daybreak In Darnassus&amp;quot; by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Illinois&amp;quot; by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;War Pimp Renaissance&amp;quot; by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Jazz Party&amp;quot; by Crowbot - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Out Of Your System&amp;quot; by Tempest - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkNb-Qhwoc Billo Is So Kooky]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;No More Heroes&amp;quot; by The Stranglers - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vtEifoHzE Robotnik Saves Tibet]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Associates===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they&amp;#039;re both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Stuff===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he&amp;#039;s Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*&lt;br /&gt;
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===Links===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/Vorhias Youtube Poop Directory Listing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://youtube.com/user/Vorhias  Youtube Account]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--*[http://some.other.video.site.com/user/**** Poops elsewhere]-- &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- This last one is only relates to poop, use other links for deviant art etc.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Links===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth CCMixter Account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/ Breakbit Artist Page]&lt;br /&gt;
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