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Jimmy Davis

2018-09-26T20:46:41Z

Mariosonic10974:

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===In Brief===

A (comparatively) clean YTPer known mostly for his VeggieTales and CD-i YTPs.

===History===

Jimmy first started using YouTube when his parents (finally) upgraded their internet from a dial-up connection to high-speed back in mid-2008. Somewhere during either late 2008 or early 2009 was when he accidentally stumbled across YouTube Poops.
Although the videos didn't leave much of an immediate impact (he really only watched about a dozen of them within the next 4 or 5 years), they were inspiration enough for him to make a simplistic audio-only mashup of two different songs which he titled ''youtube poop'' and later remade as ''youtube poop 2010'' (although neither one ever made it to YouTube, Jimmy later remade the 2010 version for his video compilation ''My Unfinished & Unreleased YTPs'').
In early 2012 Jimmy's parents moved out of the house to live in North Dakota while his dad worked in the oil fields. During their time away, Jimmy's younger brother rediscovered YouTube Poops and shared them Jimmy. Jimmy's brother soon started his own YTP channel (aGuyThatLovesPooping), but Jimmy was still hesitant to join due to concerns of copyright. Despite these concerns, Jimmy did eventually make a short CD-i YTP titled ''The King Comes Out of the Closet'' and uploaded it to his YouTube channel, but decided to remove it within a week (although he included it in the previously mentioned video compilation ''My Unfinished & Unreleased YTPs''). Originally, Jimmy tried to convince his brother to let him share his YTP channel between the two of them, but aGuyThatLovesPooping refused and insisted that Jimmy just start his own.
During late 2014, aGuyThatLovesPooping made an entry to a VeggieTales YTP collab hosted by YoungJay97 and showed it to Jimmy. After watching this YTP and being inspired to make his own entry, Jimmy finally caved and decided to start up a YouTube Poop channel that he called ''Jimmy Davis'' (a name taken from a character that he created as a 15-year-old). He made and uploaded his first official YTP called ''Junior's Traumatizing Home Invasion Experience''.
Although Jimmy now thinks of this Poop as mediocre at best, the video immediately began gaining video views in the thousands (surpassing 10k in just 3 months) and is currently his fourth most viewed video.

===First poop seen===

Either ''Squidward Knows What the People Want'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6ePXWpjpg] by [[TheBigL1]]
or ''Mario and Luigi Travel Through Time Part 1'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjj4ozFV1Og] by [[WalrusGuy]]

===First poop made===

Prior to starting a YouTube Poop channel:
''The King Comes Out of the Closet''

After starting a YouTube Poop channel:
''Junior's Traumatizing Home Invasion Experience'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd48n5h9hmY]

===Style===
Jimmy Davis is probably best known for his sentence mixing (which he believes people tend to be far too over complimentary of).

Despite being known mostly for his sentence mixing, Jimmy likes to constantly try new things (for better or worse). Although his poops don't vary too much from one to the next, his style has notably changed over time. The most significant of his changes is that he's loosened up on his hatred of ear rape (he still doesn't really use it, but he now believes that any poopism can be used in a funny/entertaining way).

Jimmy also tends to enjoy adding either sequences of jokes/references that are incredibly fast-paced and hard to follow, or scenes that are slow and unsettling.

He's also a huge fan of breaking the fourth wall, usually by inserting himself into the video only to have himself injured/killed (which he's received some minor amount of criticism for).

===Preferred sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[VeggieTales]]
*[[Michael Rosen]]
*Anything weird/obscure (usually from his childhood)
*[[I.M. Meen]]

===Preferred Methods===
*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*[[Masking]]
*[[Stutter Loop]]
*[[Flash Poop]]
*[[Story-based poop]]

===Preferred Software===
*Vegas Movie HD Platinum 11
*GIMP 2
*Blender
*MS Paint

===Likes===
*Strange/unique YTPs
*YTPs with plenty of variety
*[[Gravity Falls]]
*[[Regular Show]]
*[[The Walking Dead]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*Basically any "guilty pleasure" song that everyone stopped listening to years ago
*Awful movies
*Pretty much every kind of food (which is probably why he's so fat)

===Dislikes===
*Pointless/excessive [[Ear Rape]]
*Unwarranted negativity
*People who either take YTP too seriously, or think of it as nothing more than mindless shitposting (there's a good balance somewhere in the middle)
*YTPers who refuse to acknowledge their fans
*When people ask "When will you make another YTP?" literally hours after a new YTP was just uploaded
*Horrible fanbases (i.e., basically every fanbase ever)
*People who hate something completely based on how horrible the fanbase is
*Pineapple on pizza (it's not food, it's a mistake)

===Criticisms===
Some people have mentioned that his habit of inserting himself into his own videos comes off as "selfish" and "desperate for attention". He's also received an oddly specific complaint that his videos are too inoffensive, while simultaneously being criticized by other more sensitive viewers for being too offensive.
He's also been criticized for overusing Michael Rosen in cameo roles (which Jimmy had initially intended to be a running gag throughout all of his YTPs).

===Friends===
''In alphabetical order:''
*[[aGuyThatLovesPooping]]
*[[chemistryguy]]
*[[DaThings1]]
*[[Dimitri Petrov]]
*[[EmperorLemon]]
*[[Goop Videos]]
*[[Keir Epton]]
*[[Lulu Luvscats]]
*[[MasterJoj]]
*[[Meleemario720]]
*[[Mighteyes]]
*[[Nintendom64]]
*[[NPCarlsson]]
*[[RyanYTP]]
*[[TrailerPoopers]]
*[[Trudermark]]
*[[william_]]
*Anyone friendly

===Influences===
''Prior to starting his channel:''
*DaThings1
*hoffy1138
*Trudermark
*WalrusGuy
''After Starting his channel:''
*Everyone listed in "Friends" category
*[[256Pi]]
*[[Aliantos]]
*[[DinnerWarrior]]
*[[Geibuchan]]
*[[Hurricoaster]]
*[[Iteachvader]]
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[MasterOfZoroark]]
*[[MechaWeegee91]]
*[[MoBrosStudios]]
*[[Sinnedtragedy98]]
*[[TheMarklar01]]
*[[Waxonator]]

===Fans===
*The majority of the people who are subscribed to him

===Achievements===
*His YTP ''Zelda CD-i: Revisited'' made the number one spot on EmpLemon's ''Top 25 Favorite YTPs of 2015''
*He has somehow managed to surpass 10,000 subscribers and gain 2.5 million video views
*YouTube gamer ''SpaceHamster'' saw and liked Jimmy's YTP that used one of SpaceHamster's videos as the main source
*PeanutButterGamer Tweeted at him and NPCarlsson saying that he enjoyed their YTP Tennis based around his videos
*Video game composer Grant Kirkhope has apparently seen his YTP of the DK Rap

===Trivia===
*He has a younger brother who goes by ''aGuyThatLovesPooping'' on YouTube
*Being a janitor, he is nocturnal
*Prior to making YouTube Poops, he made poorly written and performed parody songs. One of his unfinished songs would have been "YouTube Poop", a parody of Black Eyed Peas "Boom Boom Pow". The whole song would've been made to mock YTPs and the people who make and enjoy them
*He seems to oddly enjoy wasting his time writing a bio about himself in the third person for a mostly obscure website that likely nobody will ever see.

===Links===
YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA-vnqFa1skuXjfuSdsWFgw]

===Other Links===
Twitter [https://twitter.com/jimmydpooper]

Iteachvader

2018-09-26T20:42:01Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Preferred Sources */

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==In Brief==

His poops are done in the form of a series called ''Adventures in Hyrule''.

==History==



===First poop seen===

[http://youtube.com/ Unknown]

===First poop made===

''The Journey to Knolomegh''
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==Style==

===Preferred Sources===

*[[CD-i]]
*Ace Attorney
*[[Star Wars|Star Wars: X-wing Games]]
*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]

===Preferred Methods===

*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*[[Sparta Remix]]

===Preferred Software===

[[Sony Vegas]]

===Likes===


===Dislikes===


==Reception==
Recieved quite positively.
===Criticism===


===Achievements===


==Associates==


===In Real Life===


===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===
*[[BananaMannafoot]]
*[[YTStaff ComeAtMe]]
*[[VentXekart]]





==Other Information==

===Trivia===

===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/iteachvader YouTube Account]


===Other Links===

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl

2016-05-25T01:47:45Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Characters Who Didn't Make It In */

{{media}}
{{worst}}
[[Image:Brawl front cover.jpg|thumb|right|The most awesome--and overated game of all time.]]

===Details===

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a sequel to Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. 64, and a predecessor to Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS. This game includes the Nintendo All Star characters. It is the first Super Smash Bros game to include third party options, Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Several characters from the pervious title were cut, such as Roy and Mewtwo, who were replaced by other characters from their respective series.

This version of the game added the controversial mechanic of tripping. It also made a change to the way grabbing was used in the game, which was found to be a broken mechanic when used by some characters such as Marth or Meta Knight. Characters could grab almost as instantly as they let a character go, leading to chains of damage that the opponent couldn't do anything about. This problem was fixed in the Wii U version, but if Brawl is featured in a tournament, Meta Knight is usually banned due to this issue.

Brawl is also the only game to have a story mode which is told through the use of cutscenes in the Subspace Emissary. Due to the fact that many of these cutscenes were being uploaded to video sharing websites like youtube, the creators decided not to include them in further installments. They wanted the cutscenes to be a reward for a players progress, but by sharing those on the internet, they felt the effect was lost.

These cutscenes have been used by many in youtube poop.

===Media Information===
Video Game

====Made By====
*[[Nintendo]]
====Country of Origin====
*[[Japan]]

====Dates====
March 23, 2000 B.C.

Summer 2006

December 3, 2007

February 10, 2008

March 9, 2008

June 27, 2008

Flurgerary 92, 6054 Q.G.

[[Cave Christmas]], 6055! [[Gay Luigi|G.L.]]

9595 in the future.

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

[[Image:Kirby.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.]]

[[Image:Geno for Brawl.png|frame|right|Geno was a newcomer hopeful for many fans.]]

*[[Game Mario|Mario]]
*[[Game Luigi|Luigi]]
**[[God Luigi]] (By Final Smash.)
*[[The Princess|Princess Peach]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Donkey Kong]]
*[[Diddy Kong]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Wario]]
*[[Link]]
*[[Zelda|Zelda/Sheik]]
*[[Ganondorf]]
**[[Ganon]] (By Final Smash.)
*[[Link|<s>Young</s> Toon Link]]
*[[Samus Aran]]
**[[Zero Suit Samus Aran]] <s>(By Final Smash.)</s>
*[[Pit]]
*[[No|Ice Climbers]]
*[[Scratch|R.O.B.]]
*[[Kirby]]
*[[Meta Knight]]
*[[King Dedede]]
*[[Olimar]]
*[[Fox McCloud]]
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Ash Ketchum|Pokemon Trainer]]
**[[List of Pokemon|Squirtle]]
**[[List of Pokemon|Ivysaur]]
**[[List of Pokemon|Charizard]]
*[[List of Pokémon|Lucario]]
*[[List of Pokémon|Jigglypuff]]
*[[Gay|Marth]]
*[[Mike Tyson|Ike]]
*[[Mother|Ness]]
*[[Disco Kid|Lucas]]
*[[Gay|<s>Mr. Gayman Watch</s> Mr. Game & Watch]]
*[[Solid Snake]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Masturbation|Master Hand]]
*[[You|Crazy Hand]]
*[[Jesus Christ|Tabuu]]
*[[Me|Fighting Alloy Team]]
[[Image:Coach_Z_Ness.png|thumb|right| [[Coach Z]] trying to get into Brawl by pretending to be Ness.]]
{{VidCaption|r4Nfu9RBfMQ|All of your favorite characters, none of whom "made it in".}}

==Characters Who Didn't Make It In==
The most notable characters to not return were Mewtwo (replaced by Lucario), Roy (replayed by Ike) and Dr. Mario.

However, due to enthusiastic hackers, there are hacks that allow to "play" as other characters. Apparently some of the folks at Youchew wished for the following to be included:

*[[Coach Z]] (shown right)
*[[Mr. L]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Shadow The Hedgehog]] (But he ''is'' an assist trophy. Satisfied?)
*Metal [[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sonic]]
*[[Mewtwo]]
*[[Gay|Roy]]
*[[Link]] ([[CD-i]] Version)
*Geno (which many people were hoping for at the time.)
*Mallow
*[[Master Chief]]
*[[James Bond]]
*[[Mega Man]] (though he made it in the next one.)

==Usage==

===First Used In A Poop By===
*[[StarRodMan]]
[[File:SweetVictory.jpg|thumb|Whatcha gonna do when Super [[Mario]] runs these 24" pythons on you, [[Hulk Hogan|brother?!]]]]

===Sometimes Used By===
*[[Rex507]]


===Disliked By===
*[[Tetsuo9999]]
*[[Temeku]]
*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[blightcopy]]
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
*[[quax94]]
*[[AGSMAentretainment]]

==Further Information==
*It is also known for its GameFAQs board, which, at one point, had new posts literally every single minute and was jam-packed with fad topics of its own. Nice try, '''Daniel'''.
*Theres a fan made version of this game called [[Smash Bros. Lawl]] (yes, without the Super), which theres a bunch of famous YTP characters made by [[chincherrinas]]. There is also another version made by YTPguy17 and a person by the named DemicStudios is planning to make it an actual game.
*In the the Wii U and [[Nintendo]] 3DS release, [[Mega Man]] and [[Little Mac]] re playable characters. Oyea also Pac-Man.
*[[Mario]]'s finishing move was orignally going to be [[Mario]] getting really fat, and causing other players to fly of the screen, similar to Jigglypuff's Final Smash.
*There was originally going to be an extra fight arena, called [[The Pit]]. Source vary...
*There was supposed to be an arena called [[Hotel Mario]]. Once again, it got rejected. Sources vary...

===Main Source For Poopers===

'''Websites'''

*[http://www.youtube.com YouTube]
*[http://www.ign.com IGN]
*Self-made videos
*Somewhere else

MAST3RLINKX has 7 videos containing all of the Subspace Cutscenes.

==External links==
*[http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic03.html A highly vital piece of gameplay advice that is certain to improve your game]

[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]]

Zero

2016-05-08T01:31:36Z

Mariosonic10974:

{{Char}}
{{CharBox|
name=Zero|
image=Zero-TVC.jpg|
shows=Mega Man|
occupation=Maverick Hunter|
caption=WHAT IS HE FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
cast=Wayne Doster, Jack Merluzzi, Lucas Gilbertson, Johnny Yong Bosch, Ryotaro Okiayu}}
{{Youmay|The Mega Man character|the number [[0]]}}
Zero's a <s>[[0|zero]]</s> hero and Maverick Hunter who fights to help out humans. However, there was this one time where a woman named Iris that he loved (remember, he's a robot, not a human) that [[die]]d due to him trying to protect her. He exclaimed that this isn't happening to him and that there's no reason for him to go on. Then, he yelled out his infamous "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" line. After that yell, his [[bitch]] [[WRONG|got revived or some shit like that, and he afterwards strived to fight.]] He's also a fighter for [[SNK]] Vs. [[Capcom]]: SVC Chaos, [[Samurai Pizza Cats|Tatsunoko]] Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars, and [[Marvel Vs. Capcom 3]].

==Likes==
*Screaming "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Being in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars.
*Protecting humans from [[evil]] robots.
*His overpowered, over glorified, stupid green lightsaber that can also shoot lasers
*Being in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

==Dislikes==
*Seeing his lover [[die]].
**Seeing people die in general.
{{VidCaption|LISmPmdUhYA|The stock footage of him saying his most famous line.}}
*Being confused with the number [[0]].
*Being called a zero instead of a hero.
*Not being in many fighting games.
*Not being playable in ''Maverick Hunter X''
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|An Heroes]]
*His ''Mega Man Zero'' incarnation.
*Sigma
*Aliens
*[[Kim Kaphwan]]
*[[SNK]]

==Quotes==
*"IRIS. HANG IN THERE IRIS."
*"IRIS, THERE IS NO WORLD FOR REPLOIDS. IT IS ONLY A FANTASY."
*"Iris. Iris!..."
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!"
*"THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON!"
*"WHAT. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"DARK HOLD!"
*"RYUENJIN!"
*"I don't have time for small talk. Give me the Crystal Ball!"
*"Beat it, [[Kim Kaphwan|bub]]!"*
*"You may have covered wars,but you're still a civilian."
*"GET READY!!!!"

==Trivia==
*[[No|He's the result of what would happen if Megaman and Protoman had a child together.]]
*[[Ken Masters]] was his... master. Hence, they both dress in red, have long, flowing hair and flaming uppercuts.
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] is one of his fans.
*Has at least 3 Kickass theme songs, one of which sounds like [[Guile]]'s theme.
[[Category:Fighters]]
[[Category:Robots]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Mega Man]]
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
[[Category:Capcom Characters]]

Spy

2016-01-23T20:11:59Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Promotion */

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|name=Spy
|image=Tf2_spy.jpg‎
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|noaddshows=yes
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|age=36
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|cast=Dennis Bateman
|nationality=French
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==Overview==
The Spy is one of the nine classes featured in the Valve game, [[Team Fortress 2]]. Some of his weapons include a knife, revolver, sapper (SPYS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY), and cigarettes used to disguise as the opposite team's classes... before the [[Pyro]] flames his ass.

==Arsenal==
===Basic===
*'''Revolver''': A slow-firing, but rather powerful and accurate version of the usual pistol. Doubles for a dildo.
*'''Sapper''': This device can attach to and slowly destroy an [[Engineer]]'s buildings and can also be used as a Defibrillator if necessary.
*'''Knife''': A butterfly knife bought at the [[Morshu|dollar store]], the preferred weapon of Spies.
*'''Disguise Kit''': Allows the Spy to transform into his enemies, and successfully pull off identity theft.
*'''Cloaking Device''': A convenient device in the form of a watch that temporarily cloaks you, great for sneaking past opponents and for the "Glance and Go" pervert. Unfortunately does not tell time.

===Update===
*'''The Ambassador''': A diplomat from France in the form of a revolver sent to aid the Spy in blowing people's heads off. Crits on accurate headshot, But fires slower and does less damage. Replaces the usual ''Revolver''.
*'''The "Cloak and Dagger"''': A ''Cloaking Device'' replacement that allows you to remain invisible for as long as you want, so long as you stay still. Perfect for waiting for an opportunity and the "Locker Room" pervert. Does not tell time.
*'''The "Dead Ringer"''': When you're shot, you leave behind a fake corpse while going invisible. Replaces the ''Cloaking Device'', great brass pocketwatch finish! Used to tell time, but it broke.
*'''Wanga Prick''': A rather large voodoo-pin with the haunted ability to instantly steal the identity of whoever it kills! Yeah, works just like the Eternal Reward. Replaces the ''Knife''.
*'''Snack Attack''': A tamed mutated bread monster that does what the ''Sapper'' does: Eat machinery. Need some more iron in your diet? This bread monster thinks so!

===Community===
*'''L'Etranger''': A stylish revolver that extends the cloaking meter and regenerates it on every hit. Damn. He's gone faster than--*backstab*. Replaces the ''Revolver''.
*'''Your Eternal Reward''': Despite sacrificing the ability to disguise, this stylish knife kills silently and disguises the Spy as his victim. The hard part is trying to avoid being seen after uncloaking. Replaces the ''Knife''.
*'''Conniver's Kunai''': Fandom rejoice as the fabled ninja weapon comes to the game! Though it heals the Spy through backstabs, he has less health to begin with. Use with caution. Replaces the ''Knife''.
*'''Enforcer''': Deals extra damage for putting down anyone who catches you, especially those highly alert Pyros...so long as you can extinguish yourself easily afterwards. Replaces the ''Revolver''.
*'''Big Earner''': Gives cloak charge on a backstab, for efficient returning to the shadows. Replaces the ''Knife''.
*'''Diamondback''': Not to be mistaken for a breed of snake, this ''Revolver'' gains crits for every backstab and every building the Spy saps...oh hang on, Spah sappin' mah--! *shot with critical hit*
*'''Spy-cicle''': An icicle. Don't laugh yet. It might not look like much, but its backstab turns victims into ice. Also, if lit on fire, it provides protection against fire for 2 seconds, at the cost that the icicle melts and temporarily disarms him. Replaces the ''Knife''.

===[[Promotion]]===
*'''Big Kill''': Functions the same as the Revolver, but is just a different skin. Nothing special.
*'''Enthusiast's Timepiece''': A Pac-man themed watch that you must murder the owner to obtain. It serves the same purpose of sneaking and "Glance And Go" but is built for the hardcore gamer in all of us. Does tell time, but not when in use by the Spy.
*'''Sharp Dresser''': A cleverly hidden knife in the sleeve. The preferred weapon of Spies of surprise.
*'''Black Rose''': The standard knife with rose patterns on the blade. For the lethal lover in every Spy...so many re-skins. Good God.
*'''Red-Tape Recorder''': Chinese ingenuity brings you a one-of-a-kind construction-reversing tape recorder for easy storage and transport of your buildings! (Not really. You just lost your sentry and it's free ammo for the Spy who put that recorder on it).
*'''Quäckenbirdt''': A German-developed watch with a picture of a duck on it. Go ahead and laugh if you must, but once he sneaks past you and backstabs you with it, you'll never want to go to the park ever again. We're not sure if it tells time or not.
*'''Ap-Sap''': A sentient AI Sapper developed by Aperture Science for the purpose of hacking into and destroying machinery. Provides countless hours of completely inconspicuous chit-chat to entertain you as you break contraptions and piss off Engineers.

===Event===
*'''Saxxy''': Only a select few received this coveted statuette of good old [[Saxton Hale|Saxton]] said to have been carved by King Midas/Sauron specially for the Saxxy Awards replay contest. Now MORE people are turning their enemies into gold and holding bragging rights! Functions just like the ''Knife'', but a blunt golden hat-shaped end? Kills instantly? From behind? Mind = Blown.

Special Note: When the Spy wields L'Etranger and the Eternal Reward plus a hat called the "Familiar Fez" together, special particle effects appear when taunting.

==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Spy|"Gentlemen".}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"That would be your mother."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"I am ze Spy."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"And worst of all, he could be any one of us."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Ah, mon petit chou-fleur."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Well, off to visit your mother!"}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"I never really was on your side..."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Cheers."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Well, off to rape your mother!"}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" *Laughs*}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"[[You]] are such a virgin."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"This is Scout, rainbows make me cry!"}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"And I murdered [[Engineer|your]] toys, too!"}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"He could be in this very room! He could be you, he could be me, he could even be..." *Shot*}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"I have been shown, who is the boss!"}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Well, this was a disappointment..."}}
{{poopquote|Spy|"Leave me hanging and you will regret it."}}
[[Image:Eg9860.gif|frame|right|The Spy always [[die]]s, [[you]] k[[no]]w.]]

==Trivia==
*Him and the blue [[Engineer]] are [[Gay|the best of lovers.]]
*Loves to sneak up behind unsuspecting [[Sniper|snipers]].
*Likes [[Engineer|SAPPIN' SENTRIES.]]
*Also likes corn.
*Was once an [[Africans|African.]]
*The RED Spy is the BLU [[Scout|Scout's]] father, as well as the genetic father of various others.
*Frequently produces [[pornography]] with your mother. What a [[fucking]] whore.
*Also stars in [[pornography]] with the [[Scout]]'s mother. What a [[fucking]] whore.
*He never really was on your side.
*He has sex with the [[Administrator (Team Fortress 2)|Administrator]] numerous times.
*Is especially cruel to everyone.
*Knows Scout's embarrassing secret: he cries upon seeing rainbows.
*Also knows a secret about [[Slippy Toad]] that could cost him his job if it got out.
*Not related to the two colour spies (White Spy and Black Spy) from Spy Vs. Spy, it was his favourite comic and game though.
*One of his ancestors was Napoleon.
*[[Dr. Mario|Brentalfloss]] thinks that he is [[fucking]] [[Bald Bull|bull]][[shit]].
*The BLU Spy's head currently resides inside of the [[Medic]]'s refrigerator, where he chain smokes all day, and begs for the Medic to kill him.
*He fluently speaks [[Spanish]] and [[Italian]].
*Interestingly, he knows how to build a [[Engineer|dispenser]].
*And now he's here to fuck us! OH SHI-

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[[Category:Team Fortress 2]]
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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[[Category:Dicks]]

Huh-huh

2015-09-20T23:40:22Z

Mariosonic10974: /* People Who Say Huh-huh */

{{stub}}
"huh-huh, more important, how much?" -[[Mario]]

==History==

[[Mario]] had first used the phrase huh-huh as sort of a reference to how much [the rock tv costs], or maybe just to call attention to himself. The phrase huh-huh may have originated from being relentlessly slobbered on by [[Yoshi]].

==People Who Say Huh-huh==
*[[Mario]] (See above.)
**[[Fat Mario]] (Huh-huh. Here's the problem, [[2|too]] many [[Toasters]]!)
*[[Conker]] (Huh-huh, now that's what I call a bowel movement.)

==Locations==

*Rock TV

[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Sailor Moon

2015-09-20T22:44:27Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Disliked by */

{{Youmay|the anime|the main character, [[Usagi Tsukino]]}}
{{media}} 
{{Wikipedia|Sailor_Moon}}
==Description==


'''Sailor Moon''' is a [[Japan]]ese cartoon aimed at girls created by Naoko Takeuchi. The main character is also named Sailor Moon, but usually called Usagi to prevent confusion. Some people say there is a complex plot between good and evil, time travel, romance of a man deciding between two sides, friendships and protection; however [[Yes|some people just watch it for the skimpy girls]].

It is among the most commonly masturbated-to [[anime]] of all time, due to the fact that it's a show where the women basically just wear voluptuous clothing, with brainless heroines who are patterned after white [[America]]n women.

===Media Infomation===

[[Japan]]ese Anime
====Made by====
Toei
====Country of Origin====
[[Japan]]
====Dates====
1992-1997

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Usagi Tsukino]]
*[[Tails|Ami Mizuno]]
*[[Makoto Kino]]
*Tuxedo Kamen
*Nephrite
*Jadite
*Zoicite

==Episodes etc==

There are 200 episodes, 3 movies and a couple of specials. Also these are named with the original Japanese names and not the altered American version which skipped episodes for no apparent reason. Also there are games as well on the Game Boy, Mega Drive and the SNES as well.


==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===


[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/lionkingfan lionkingfan] (even though Furnessly first had the idea)

>

===Often Used by===
[[Image:Epic.png|thumb|The [[Nostalgia Critic]] whenever seeing the [[female]] characters of the show.]]
*[[Thereisnospork303|Thereisnospoon303]]
*Dillrod90
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
*[[Furnessly]] (regrettably)

===Sometimes Used by===

===Liked By===
*Girls
*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
*[[King D Supersepiroth]]
*[[Link]]
*[[Vince Offer]]
*Horny men
*Horny lesbians

===Disliked by===

*[[Furnessly]] (greatly, so much that even Clutch Cargo looks good in his opinion)
*[[Zatchy]]
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]



===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://www.dailymotion.com/Fleur123 Fleur123]
 [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4CEBF2B498156CC5 SassySunbeam]



===Official website===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

==Trivia==
*There is a conspiracy theory that [[SEGA]] was involved with the production indirectly but it is nonsense.
*WB sued [[Tiertex]] for ripping of Spaced-Out Bunny and Bugs Bunny which is currently on trial.
*This was not shown in the UK due to a high amount of lesbianism which was considered [[illegal]] at the time.
*The show had a [[Sonic Sez]] rip off called Sailor Moon Says when it was aired in America.

[[Category:Anime]]
[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]]
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1992]]

3

2015-09-20T22:32:57Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

The number that [[cum|comes]] be[[4|fore]] [[two]], but after [[four]]. This is indeed the number that comes before 4, regardless of what [[King Harkinian|some]] [[Link|people]] think.
[[Image:51m6mYs9y5L.jpg|thumb|right|[[Back to the Future]] part '''3'''.]]

3 is rarely mentioned in the YouTube Poop universe, which is almost weird considering that [[1]], [[2]], and [[4]] are always popular there. Please think of the children. Use 3 in your YouTube Poops today.

It sounds a lot like [[TREE]].

==Quotes==
*"We are '''3''' and [[you]] are [[2]]." ([[Ed]])
*"Are you ready? '''3''', [[2]], [[1]], GO!" ([[Elite Beat Agents]])

==Trivia==
*[[Captain K'nuckles]] can only count up to 3.
*[[Gabe Newell]] hates the number 3.
*We are 3 and [[you]] are [[2]]. (According to [[Ed]].)
*[[Freddy Krueger]] made a deal with 3 devils in order for him to gain his crazy powers (as well as immortality in peoples dreams).
*The '''3'''rd [[:Category:Sources - Video Games|game]] in a game series is usually the best (see [[Super Mario Bros. 3]], [[Sonic]] 3 & [[Knuckles]], [[Street Fighter]] III: Third Strike, and Castlevania III).
**This doesn't go for [[:Category:Sources - Movies|movies]], though (see [[Back to the Future]] part III [right], [[Spider-Man]] 3, and Jaws 3-D as proof).
**In addition, it doesn't work for computers, either (see the [[Apple]] '''///''', which has been chosen as the worst Apple product of all time on multiple lists).

== See Also ==
*[[0]]
*[[1]]
*[[2]]
*[[4]]
*[[1295.31]]
[[Category:Numbers]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Mashed Potatoes

2015-09-20T22:32:28Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Liked By */

{{stub}}
{{Food}}
[[Image:250px-MashedPotatoes.jpg|right]]
Mashed Potatoes are just the best damn side dish ever (if prepared properly). It is also what your brain turns to if [[you]] watch too much television. Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

Not to be confused with mashed [[Link]], which is a popular main course.

==Liked By==
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Lee Kanker|The]] [[May Kanker|Kanker]] [[Marie Kanker|Sisters]]
*[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]
*[[Optimus Prime]] ("Man, do I love me some 'taters.")
*Gir
*[[Uncle Phil]] (especially in when their in pillow-y mounds)
*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy]] ("It took us [[3|three]] days to make that potato salad. [[3|THREE]] DAYS!!!")
*[[MrTomato26]]

==Disliked By==
*[[Gay Luigi]] (He claims it's inferior to [[Spaghetti]])
*[[Mama Luigi]](He claims it's inferior to the [[Bagel]])
*[[Ed]] (They made the Kanker Sisters turn into monsters, thus he doesn't want them.)

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Mashed Potatoes

2015-09-20T22:32:04Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Liked By */

{{stub}}
{{Food}}
[[Image:250px-MashedPotatoes.jpg|right]]
Mashed Potatoes are just the best damn side dish ever (if prepared properly). It is also what your brain turns to if [[you]] watch too much television. Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

Not to be confused with mashed [[Link]], which is a popular main course.

==Liked By==
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Lee Kanker|The]] [[May Kanker|Kanker]] [[Marie Kanker|Sisters]]
*[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]
*[[Optimus Prime]] ("Man, do I love me some 'taters.")
*Gir
*[[Uncle Phil]] (especially in when their in pillow-y mounds)
*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy]] ("It took us [[3|three]] days to make that potato salad. [[3|THREE]] DAYS!!!
*[[MrTomato26]]

==Disliked By==
*[[Gay Luigi]] (He claims it's inferior to [[Spaghetti]])
*[[Mama Luigi]](He claims it's inferior to the [[Bagel]])
*[[Ed]] (They made the Kanker Sisters turn into monsters, thus he doesn't want them.)

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Ratatoing

2015-09-19T22:32:50Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Cast */

{{media}}
A horrible rip-off of Ratatouille. Made famous in poop by [[WalrusGuy]].

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==Description==
Although people suspect that the film was made to cash in on the success of ''Ratatouille'', they really have nothing in common besides rats and cooking. Basically, it's about rats who own a restaurant in Brazil. Of course, nobody knows anything further about the movie considering that it's so bad, people reportedly died while watching it. It'd actually remain rather obscure in both the pooping world and the real world, were it not for WalrusGuy using it in his poop. It should be noted that mice are different than rats.

===Media Infomation===
*Direct-to-video film
*Made by Video Briquendo
*The DVD contains a Spanish version of the film!

==Cast==

*Marcel Toing, the main character and the owner of the restaurant. He stirs a bowl of sludge throughout the entire [[fuck]]ing film.
*[[Dr. Eggman|Greg]], the big green rat. Unsurprisingly, he has the superpower of pulling [[cheese]] out of his [[ass]].
*Caroline, the sexy, topless, rat. Serves as the sex appeal, and there is probably tons of hentai of her.

==Usage==
The trailer had a short period of wide use after WalrusGuy uploaded his poop of the trailer. Popularity has since waned. The actual movie is rarely used.

===First Used in a Poop by===
*[[WalrusGuy]] - ''Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse''

===Disliked by===
*[[You|Everybody]]

==Further Information==
The company that made the movie also proceeded to make rip-offs of other movies, such as ''Kung Fu Panda'', ''Transformers'', and the like. However, their ''Transformers'' rip-off contains 100% less [[Megan Fox]].

The film also contains voices from 4Kids actors.

On April 15th, [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]] partner Film Brain reviewed this film. However, it first came off as a negative review of Die Hard by some crazy German fucker. Then, it was going to be a positive review of the film "Ratatouille", [[wrong|which unfortunately no one knows about.]] Finally, it came via trappings.

Chicago

2015-09-19T22:31:17Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Chicago_Sunrise_1.jpg|thumb|right|The Chicago Skyline.]]
[[File:Cta-train.jpg|frame|right|Chicago's infamous L [[Robotnik Express|train]]s. They aren't very nice...at all.]]
Chicago is a popular city where many people live. <s>Obviously, it is the capital of the state of Illi[[no]]is</s>. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the capital of Illinois; that would be [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], IL. It is home to many things, and some examples include [[Steve Urkel]] and the [[Nostalgia Critic]].

==People Who Live Here==
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
*[[Chester A. Bum]]
*[[Steve Urkel]]
*[[Carl Winslow]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jordan]]
*[[Dead|John Hughes]]

===Poopers Who Live Here===


==People Who Dislike Chicago==
*Ironically, the makers of the film "Chicago".
*[[New York]]ers
*St. Louisans
**Especially St. Louis sports fans.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Eat their special [[pizza]] already!]]

*They are home to the team that has been cursed for ''over 100 years''! That team is the Chicago Cubs. Their fans blame ''a fucking billy goat'' for their woes.
**They also used to have ''another'' team that was cursed for over 80 years in the Chicago White Sox. ''Their'' curse supposedly started when eight members of the "Black Sox" ended up being banned forever by purposely blowing the World Series back in 1918, one of whom being considered one of the better players in baseball... and was shoeless.
*The [[pizza]] that this city is famous for is a deep-dish pizza. Chicagoans consider it to better than the pizza that comes from [[New York]], though New Yorkers, as well as neighboring New Jersians and [[Pennsylvania]]ns, deny this.
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]' one year anniversary was filmed in Chicago.
*In the [['90s]], Michael Jordan was considered a God amongst Chicagoans.
*They originally planned to host the [[Olympics]] in 1904, but it was moved to St. Louis instead to coincide with the 1904 World's Fair.
**Similarly, Chicago ''was'' in competition for the 2016 Olympics, but lost to [[Ratatoing|Rio De Janerio]] in Brazil.
*[[Da Bears|The Bears]] ''are'' indeed who we thought they were.
*Various [['80s]] movies took place in Chicago and the surrounding vicinity, ranging from the Blues Brothers to the Breakfast Club.
**In fact, most of John Hughes' movies took place in Chicago's suburbs (mainly in the fictional suburban town of Shermer, Illinois).
*Some people believe that [[Detroit]] is in Chicago.
*One famous landmark of Chicago is its L-train system, which, like [[New York]], is dirty as hell and old.
**Chicago is also served by the RTA's Metra system, which is much larger and cleaner.
*North of Chicago is a US Navy base, believe it or not.
*The font used by many past Apple [[Macintosh]] systems (up to OS8) and by first generation iPods was called Chicago.
*Even though it isn't the state capital, it still practically runs the state, and most of the state's politicians are from Chicago (notable examples being Rod Blagojevich, the former governor and future prisoner, and [[Barack Obama]], the currect president of these [[United States]]).
*Chicago also happens to be a band. Their song ''You're the Inspiration'' is in [[Elite Beat Agents]].

==Other Cities==
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[New York City]]
*[[Paris]]
*[[List of cities by country]]
[[Category:Places]]

Miles "Tails" Prower

2015-09-19T22:26:38Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

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|shows=Sonic the Hedgehog
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|nationality=
|occupation=Airplane pilot
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'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' (real name ''Ami Mizuno'') is a female/male actor who [[Love|loves]] to hang around with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and also a lesbian.

==Career==
Her first role was in [[Sailor Moon]] helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however [[Tiertex]] sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and [[DiC]] has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:

*When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
*Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
*The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're surrounding.)

After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.
[[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
==Quotes==
*HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!
*LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
*SHADOW, LOOK OUT!
*So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told [[Dr. Eggman|him]].)
*[[Mama Luigi|That's ''Astronaut Tails'' to you, Sonic!]]
[[Image:Tails smoking.jpg|thumb|right|Tails and [[Grounder]] share a smoke.]]

==Trivia==
*During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
*She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
*Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
*Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers.
*Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
*She invented the Spindash.
*Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
*Has an evil clone known as [[Tails Doll]].
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
*Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]].
*Wants to stay up and masturbate.
*Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
*People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
*Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
*Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with [[M10]] by [[Greenback Koopa]] due to his colourblindness.
*She was once [[Gay|gay]]-married to [[Krystal]] from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for [[Fox McCloud]], while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
*Is friends with Poison from ''Final Fight''. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
*Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel.
*Owns an [[Macintosh|Apple Lisa]], which she initially didn't know how to use, causing her to yell at it, until [[Sonic]] explained how to use it.
**Interestingly, this Apple Lisa runs [[Windows]] XP with the classic theme, has full flash capability, and is connected to the internet.
*Is astraphobic, or in other words, has a fear of lightning.

[[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[fat]]?!]]
[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]]
[[Category:Lesbians]] [[Category:Characters - Female]]
[[Category:Foxes]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Prostitutes]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]
[[Category:Olympiads]]
[[Category:Race Car Drivers]]
[[Category:Sega Characters]]

3

2015-09-19T22:22:10Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

The number that [[cum|comes]] be[[4|fore]] [[two]], but after [[four]]. This is indeed the number that comes before 4, regardless of what [[King Harkinian|some]] [[Link|people]] think.
[[Image:51m6mYs9y5L.jpg|thumb|right|[[Back to the Future]] part '''3'''.]]

3 is rarely mentioned in the YouTube Poop universe, which is almost weird considering that [[1]], [[2]], and [[4]] are always popular there. Please think of the children. Use 3 in your YouTube Poops today.

It sounds a lot like [[TREE]].

==Quotes==
*"We are '''3''' and [[you]] are [[2]]." ([[Ed]])
*"Are you ready? '''3''', [[2]], [[1]], GO!" ([[Elite Beat Agents]])

==Trivia==
*[[Captain K'nuckles]] can only count up to 3.
*[[Gabe Newell]] hates the number 3.
*We are 3 and [[you]] are [[2]]. (According to [[Ed]].)
*[[Freddy Krueger]] made a deal with 3 devils in order for him to gain his crazy powers (as well as immortality in peoples dreams).
*The '''3'''rd [[:Category:Sources - Video Games|game]] in a game series is usually the best (see [[Super Mario Bros. 3]], Sonic 3 & [[Knuckles]], [[Street Fighter]] III: Third Strike, and Castlevania III).
**This doesn't go for [[:Category:Sources - Movies|movies]], though (see [[Back to the Future]] part III [right], [[Spider-Man]] 3, and Jaws 3-D as proof).
**In addition, it doesn't work for computers, either (see the [[Apple]] '''///''', which has been chosen as the worst Apple product of all time on multiple lists).

== See Also ==
*[[0]]
*[[1]]
*[[2]]
*[[4]]
*[[1295.31]]
[[Category:Numbers]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Sonic the Hedgehog

2015-09-19T22:20:04Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Sonic the Hedgehog
|image=Sonic modern and classic designs.jpg
|caption=Sonic in both his Modern and Classic appearances.
|shows=Sonic the Hedgehog
|sex=Male
|age=15
|occupation=Fastest Thing Alive
|cast=[[Steve Urkel|Jaleel White]]/Ryan Drummond/[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]]/Roger Craig Smith/Junichi Kanemaru/[[Dragon Ball|Takeshi]] [[Guilty Gear|Kusao]]
}}
Sonic is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Unlike most hedgehogs, who are known for hogging hedges, he is known for running very fast. That's it. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]], instead preferring chili dogs.

==Biography==
[[Image:THATS_NO_GOOD.png‎|thumb|right|THAT'S NO GOOD!]]
:''It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak.'' ~Anonymous policeman. 
Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD."
[[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]] He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industry, which has become very popular with his psycho fanbase. However, he will be friendly to you if you like him, but will hate you if you are obsessively attracted to him, want to touch him in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable, and/or look like Tails, Silver, Amy, Bean, or any other mound of crap.
==Crimes==
Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag.

He killed [[Mario]] by ejaculating on him in super form. Sonic's semen was highly acidic and it destroyed Mario's skin.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Sonic|EXACTLY!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|LET'S SHIT!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|That's no good.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|You're too slow!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!}}
[[Image:Robbed.gif|thumb|right|Sonic just realizing something.]]
[[Image:Everyonehatesonic.gif‎|right|frame|This happens to Sonic a lot nowadays.]]
{{poopquote|Sonic|Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SHUT UP TAILS!!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SHIT! Let's go!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's rock!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm ''Sonic the Hedgehog!!''}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|They might even open the gates of [[hell]]!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Damn, they got away!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SPEED BREAK!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|TIME BREAK!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcomb%27s_paradox You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?]}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey, Kids! [[Dr. Rabbit|Strangers]] may offer you all sorts of things to get [[you]] to [[cum|come]] with them, [[Nostalgia Critic|like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit,]] but chances are that [[Dr. Rabbit|they're]] just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's [[no]] [[good]]!!! So if a [[Dr. Rabbit|stranger]], especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch [[you]]r [[penis|chili dog]], just get outta there!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|They can't live me up!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|See Korean, I told you we'd make it in the 'he did not meet the agent.'}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|My brain, you know it going to [[die]].}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|[[Youtube Poop|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!]]}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's make like [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman's]] hairline and recede!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|That tornado's carrying a car!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Watch out, you're gonna crash. Aah!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I'll just stick with "aliens", if that's okay with everybody.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|You have a problem learning how to read!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you [[die]] outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ''ever''! Game Over!}}

==Likes==
*Chili Dogs
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Breezie]]
*[[Braveheart|Freedom]]
*[[Tails]][[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg‎|thumb|right|Sonic before Sonic Shuffle. ]]
*Himself
*Relaxing
*[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] (when he doesn't flex his muscles)
*Being a DJ.
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
*Tormenting Dr. Robotnik
*[[Namco]] (especially their ''Soulcalibur'' and ''Klonoa'' games)
*Tumble-dryers
*Hogging hedges
*Shopping for insurance at Progressive.
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==Hates==
*Water (unless it's in a glass)
**Swimming
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Silver the Hedgehog]]
*[[SNK]] (Even though they collaborated at least once.)
*Chip
*[[Sonic Underground]] (He insists that [[DiC]] made it without his permission.)
*Shaymin
*People who think he's [[gay]].
*Most of his fanbase (The psycho ones).
*Eggman's copyright laws.

==People Who Like Him==
[[Image:HEY_SONIC_by_advancedq.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic with one of his fanboys.]]
[[Image:Normal Prevails 079.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic the Hedgehog during his 18th birthday.]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[Mcb1209/TheNintendofan1209|mcb1209]]
*[[MegaGlassguy]]
*[[TeeheeSamson]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Sara]]
*[[Mario]] (sometimes)
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
*[[Maxillos79]]
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (I'm very ashamed to be a part of the fanbase because of how awful it is.)
*Shahra
*Sackboy (Loves [[Furry|dressing up like Sonic and his friends.]])
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] (had Sonic as his 1st avatar)
*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it.
*Cool people
*Heck, pretty much everybody in general.
*People who say they hate him.

==People Who Hate Him==
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
*Erazor Djinn
*Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
*[[Shredder]]
*Grouchy Smurf
*Ozu
*Mr. Grumpy (duh!)
*Mr. Clean
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)
*[[Mario]] (the rest of the time)
*Classic Sonic fans (Again, unpleasable.)
*Adventure nazis (yup, it exists..)
*[[Solid Snake]] (though he can't explain why)

==Trivia==
[[Image:16 fanart sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|left|An artist's common rendition of Sonic.]]
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*He loves tumble dryers.
*Has a giant ego. [http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/CaptainKRool/4-Showoff.jpg No really.]
*He is a pyromaniac.
*Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.
*He's trapped in there.
*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.
*He is a pervert.
*Has the power to go Super.
*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[Steve Urkel|local black kid]] to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.
*Thinks that [[Twilight Sparkle]]'s eyes on fire is natural.
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
[[Image:Sequels1a.jpg|frame|right|The list of sequels Sonic The Hedgehog has done.]]
*Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
*Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?
*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a [[Lesbian|dyke]].
*During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the [[Sonic Underground]] songs and that it's [[Edd]] who does all the singing for him.
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)
*Was [[one]] of [[three]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. However, a new [[Magic Balloon|Balloon]] was made in 2011 for the promotion of Sonic Generations.
*Might be related to [[Don Patch]].
*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]].
*Also once used a [[sword]] for battle against the Black Knight.
*Recently had experience with [[Drug]]-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it.
*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]]
**no one knows if there Will be a Sonic 4 episode 3,much like Half-Life 2:Episode 3
*Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life.
*He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of [[1993|'93]].
*He cannot play [[baseball]].
*His past self and current self will meet in the future... think about ''that'', why don't ya.
*Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns [[three]] race cars.
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Pumkin

2015-06-21T19:43:37Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Often Used by */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox|
|name=Pumkin
|image=Pumkin logo.jpg
|type=Viral Internet Series
|noaddtype=yes
|country=China
|noaddcreator=yes
|1stmade=
}}
===Description===
"Pumkin" is a series of crudely animated videos and games from the website "pumkin.com" that are meant to teach young children how to speak English. They must not be doing a very good job of it, considering the name of their website is "pumpkin" spelled incorrectly.

The most famous of these videos/games is the "food game." In this game, a talking pumpkin ([[Hungry Pumkin]]) with limbs walks into your restaurant and demands food. When you give him what he wants, he eats it whole. He doesn't really care he gets a thousand cuts and burns in his mouth from chewing glass and sucking hot coffee, he'll ram the whole thing in his mouth and demand more. And if you don't give him what he wants, he'll be sure to let you know by yelling "NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!" whilst violently slapping the item off of the counter. He'll respond in 3 ways when he's finished: "That was terrible! I'm never coming back here!" "Y'know, that wasn't too bad" "That was deeelicous! I'll be back tomorrow!"

The use of it began when [[wikiwow]] uploaded a video using the Food Game called "The Hunger Games" in April of 2012. The video itself wasn't a YouTube Poop, but it sparked interest in the source within the YTP community. Since then, the use of the Food Game and other pumkin.com sources have become very popular. The restaurant in the "Food Game" was also used in [[DaThings1]]'s "24601 releases a sammich on parole", where Javier asks for a "sammich" and violently slaps a box of Dunkin' Donuts off the counter in the same way as the Hungry Pumkin.

===Media Information===
*Series of games and videos meant to teach kids how to speak English
*Originates in Hong Kong

==Often Used by==
*Adventure2TheUnknown
*MrHalo304ever
*[[EmperorLemon]]
===Also Used By===
*[[GreatBritishTurd]]
*[[SonicOutlaw]]

===Links===
*[http://pumkin.com/ pumkin.com]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/KidsOnlineEnglish Pumkin Youtube Account]
*[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66564653/food.swf Pumkin Food Game]

[[Category:Sources - Viral Internet Series]]

Mama Luigi

2013-11-01T23:15:40Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{Char}}
{{featured}}
{{CharBox
|name=Mama Luigi
|image=hqmama.png
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Female
|age=
|occupation=Full Time Mum
|cast=Tony Rosato
|nationality=Italian
}}

''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]]

''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi

According to the Society of Poop, likes baby shaking, screaming, and falling for hours. He is a split personality of Mario's brother, [[Luigi]]. He was born from pure hatred, brewn by [[Law for kids]] in an effort to stop people for standing in no-parking zones. (S)he also hates [[sex]], so she's actually fairly tolerable most of the time.

==History==
[[Image:Luigisleeps.png|frame|right|Mama Luigi after a long day.]]
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One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed wen he fell into a lava river, the frustration caused Luigi to materialize his rage into the beast known as [[God Luigi]].

Mama Luigi has many minions at his disposal, examples being Ganon, [[Bill O'Reilly]], and the SilverFatMagician. Mama Luigi also implemented a stronghold on the internet, spawning abominations such as [[Hentai|Yaoi]], Sonic Fancharacters, Mudkipz, and Pop-up ads (Some refer to this as the "Internet Hate Machine"). The program seems to randomly choose the website it will rest in, although most of the time it resides in the #chan boards, Gaia Online, Runescape, Myspace and YouTube (Which explains the strange behavior of the people that reside in these areas.)

Some of the time, Luigi is able to subconsciously control Mama Luigi, and use this precious time to tell [[Yoshi]] a historically revised version of the time he first met him. He is able to do this by using his control of [[Anti-Uctions]], and copyright infringement. For more information regarding the creation of Mama Luigi, see [[Big Poop Theory]] (or check out the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|enclosed instruction book]]).

==Personality==
Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi is Luigi's final form. He likes to tell people about his title, correcting them, mothering [[Yoshkins]], and saving [[the Princess]]. He seems to have an obsession with a strange [[Magic Balloon]] and [[bagel]]s. Mama Luigi also enjoys telling twisted lies and falling onto Skull Rafts, which to him are [[No|Good Medicine]]. She is also a pedophile and necrophile.
One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, she got pissed off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherfucker. " He is also a renowned jumper, able to hit ceiling light switches with her pelvis. It is interesting to notice that Mama Luigi had a master who transformed her/him into Super Dimentio.

She is also the queen of all [[AIDS]], and has stolen and destroyed many cures by many people, and is hindering the work of the [[Medic]] to avoid another cure.

Sometimes Mama Luigi will lie to people and tell them he's going to wring out his cap, when really he strips naked and goes streaking. This can cause bystanders to have heart troubles or even [[Die|die]].

Also, Mama Luigi has been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime.
She has shown empathy once when Yoshi died, and after that sad experience, she now has one friend: [[Link]]. She refused to shoot him, then they realized they both lost something. Link was the only thing that prevented her from turning into a second [[Emo Luigi]].

==Health Issues==
Mama Luigi has a rare lung disorder which causes him to [[wheeze]] when he says his name in a corrective fashion and occasionally when he talks about [[Brooklyn]]. However, this does not appear to dramatically affect his overall health, as he is somewhat amused by said fashion.

{{vid|ouBCFmLm8t0}}

Mama Luigi is a known recovering [[Magic Drugs|pebble pea]] addict. He also used to smoke [[Magic Drugs|killer weeds]].

Mama Luigi has some psychological issues, namely paranoia and a deadly fear of giant caterpillars. He will often scream "HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!" even when no caterpillars are around. To vent his anxiety, he painted a portrait called The Scream, which most people incorrectly think was painted by Edvard Munch. In fact, if you look closely at the background during a full moon on a Tuesday, you can see Yoshkins and some [[Caterpillars|Wigglers]].

==Celebrity Status and Turmoil==
It has been officiated that Mama Luigi was indeed a Spice Girl honing the name, Mama Luigi Spice. Due to turmoil within their old record label's marketing staff, Mama Luigi did not receive a Spice Girls Doll contract as did the other girls. Unfortunately, Mama Luigi has confirmed that she is not going to be touring with the Spice Girls when they go on the "back together" tour, due to criminal charges against her for man slaughter, since her [[bagel]] [[Rock TV|rings]] gave people cancer, and killed several of them.

==Skills==
Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon [[dolphins]] on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 Kilometres in the vicinity).

She also has some skills with electronics, which she used to start a company in [[China]] to make [[Bagel]] [[Rock TV|Rings]]. This ultimately failed, since the bagel rings gave people cancer from [[Anti-Uctions]] radiation, which caused a [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]].

==The Birth Season==
Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult.
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi trying to destroy Mama Luigi before he destroys us.]]
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]]
{{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}}
== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Like they say in [[Brooklyn]], early to bed, early to catch [[Earthworm Jim|the worm]]. Or is it the [[bagel]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Well, it all started when [[Mario]], [[Princess Toadstool|the princess]] and I came to [[Dinosaur World]] for vacation.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Koopa Football Players]] grabbed [[Princess Toadstool|the Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]] was attacked by a [[Koopa wizard]] and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|I fell for HOURS!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing below but boiling lava! Good thing I found a [[Magic Balloon|magic balloon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|These skulls were GOOD medicine for me.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|We've gotta find [[Mario]] and [[Princess Toadstool]]. Stay here while I wring out my cap.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]], wherever you are, HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
[[Image:400px-Mama_Luigis.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Mama Luigi's [[spaghetti]] box.]]
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|This kid makes [[Mario]] looks like he's on a diet!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That'll teach ya to mess with my new lil' buddy [[Yoshi]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YIKES! WHERES THE LIGHT-SWITCH!?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|It's the liftoff that got me!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Anyway I was falling. Nothing below me but boiling lava! I [[DIE]]D! ........ Wait! A skull raft came by! I [[DIE]]D!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so fucking funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Oh fuck it! Goodbye!}}

==Trivia==
*[[Luigi]] has shown some hints about wanting to return to his Mama Luigi form in some current [[Mario Kart Wii|games.]] {{Accuracy|form=note}}
*Owns a restaurant in [[Chicago]] (see below).

== Links ==
[http://www.mamaluigis.com/ Mama Luigi's Restaurant] - known for its [[Spaghetti]] and parodies of The Sopranos.

[http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti!
{{DEFAULTSORT:Mama Luigi}}
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DaThings1

2013-10-30T18:25:28Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Poop Listing */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox



|name=DaThings1 

|image=DaThings1Logo.png

|caption=The "DuctToast" Logo used by DaThings1

|year=09 

|tech=Adobe Premere Pro (Previously Windows Movie Maker + WavePad)

|sex=Male 

|nationality=USA
|youtubeaccount=DaThings1 

}} 

==Bio==

DaThings1 has been into YouTube Poop since early 2009. The First poop he had seen was "Luigi is Racist" by SuperYoshi. After watching more YTPs and seeing the trends, he began humbly making YouTube Poop on a cheap laptop with Windows Movie Maker. Eventually he began working on a desktop computer and using other programs alongside WMM (Such as Irfanview and Photohop for still images and NCH WavePad for sound/[[sentence mixing]].) His sources primarily involved overused sources such as CD-i, Mario head, Vince Offer, etc. Much of the material was [[Spadinner]] style with well-intended jokes being overshadowed by the low quality and limitations of Windows Movie Maker.

His first successful YouTube Poop was "Bill Nye Cells Himself" in November of 2009. The video gained extra traffic due to searching "Bill Nye Cells" yielding his YTP as a result (Many a commenter claim to have accidentally stumbled upon the video in science classes.) "Grover Has Fun With a Door" was another higher-traffic video as a result of many having confused it with AlvinYTP's "Grover Teaches YTP"

DaThings1 began making more fast-paced, viewer-friendly YouTube Poops in the summer of 2010, and reached 100 subscribers later that year. Around this point he chose to make YTP with little-to-no Sex Jokes, seeing them as a turn-off for many of his friends. He received Adobe Premiere Pro as a gift on Christmas of 2010 and has since switched to that software, never to look back. With the new editing potential, he produced higher quality videos and began occasionally producing 10-minute Movie YTPs using Films and Musicals as sources. In June of 2011 he began making videos every week on Sundays. He reached 1,000 subscribers in September of 2011 and has since accumulated more than 10,000. He also uses "DaThings2" as a second channel for Misc. videos mostly related to YTP.

DaThings1 currently uses a wide variety of sources and continues to release videos regularly, though not weekly anymore.

===First poop made===
{YTP} ~ Do YOU have enough rubies?

==Style==
Self-described as "Viewer friendly" poops that are mostly clean, limited on randomness, and often include simple jokes.

===Preferred Sources===

*Movies
*Music Videos
*Commercials

===Preferred Methods===

*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*[[Reversing]]
*[[Sus]]
*[[Pitch Shift]]

===Preferred Software===
[[Adobe Premiere]] Pro CS2
(note: he used [[Windows Movie Maker]] and WavePad Audio Editor back then, he no longer does.)


===Dislikes===
*WMM
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Spadinner]]
*Overuse of Sex Jokes


==Reception==
Generally good reception, with positive comments on clean humor, steady pace, and well executed jokes.

===Criticism===
Many find videos to be "Too clean" and not taking many risks. Videos often have 360p or lower resolution and some sentence mixing is confusing. Also criticized for using My Little Pony as a source (As is the case with most Brony Poopers)

===Achievements===
*Pooped "The Lion King"
*Hosted the "Bak 2 Skool" Collab
*Hosted the "Scaryrary" Collab
*Reached 10,000+ Subscribers 

===Influences===
*[[cs188]]
*Noisepuppet
*[[DinnerWarrior]]
*[[KroboProductions]] (Dikekike)

==Poop Listing==
(Self-chosen best, in no particular order)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2drgbESlR8 The Eldest Scrolls IIV: Skrim]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk], ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc and Part 2])
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp8NzybgEz8 Dos Equis Man Prefers Pikachu Women]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkWa4Mcj-Gw Faces of Florida]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKkWsYgmMo Link tries to get a Wii]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw‎ Wow! It's Made!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFiobvDei8M fafsamovie]

===Fans===
*[[Spacman191]]
*[[SpuddyTheCouchPotato]]

===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/DaThings1/ YouTube Channel]
*[http://youtube.com/user/DaThings2/ Second Channel]

Twilight Sparkle

2013-10-10T00:54:18Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Twilight Sparkle
|image=Twilight Sparkle.jpg
|caption=MAGIC PURPLE PONIES FOR LITTLE GIRLS
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Female
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Librarian/Apprentice of Princess Celestia
|cast=[[Iggy Koopa|Tara]] [[Lemmy Koopa|Stro]][[Timmy Turner|ng]] & Rebecca Shoichet
}}

===Description===
Twilight Sparkle was a sheltered, peppy, rich, smart girl with a [[Dr. Robotnik|Robotnik]] level IQ who is so ridiculously intelligent that she was able to land a spot as a private student of [[Princess Celestia]]. She grew up to be a good little anti-social geek with her intern/helper/servent/slave/assistant [[Spike]] who get's it on with her. Then she moved to Ponyville because some bullshit about making friends. There she did something, blew something up, killed something, shelved some books, acted smart, read some books, learned, had sex with [[Spike|SPIKE]], pretended she didn't have a brother, and managed to go through a whole season without a mental breakdown.

She also used to write cheesy messages about love and friendship to [[Princess Celestia]] before [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] told her that her inbox was getting full.

===Likes===
*Reading
*Writing
*Books
*Princess Celestia
*Learning
*Shining Armor
*Children
*Magic
*Science
*FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
[[Image:Twilight Sparkle 2.png|400px|thumb|Twilight and [[Spike]] spy on /co/ from afar]]

===Dislikes===
*Pinkie Sense
*Being TARDY
*The unexplainable
*YouTube Poop (probably)
*[[Tails]]
{{VidCaption|WxVyg3-3d0M|Twilight's reaction to the Grand Galloping Collab}}
*Having a social life
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*The world
*Letters from [[Bowser]]

===Quotes===
*"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"
*"Dear [[Princess Celestia]]..."
*"Dear [[Fat Mario|Pesky]] [[Gay Luigi|Plumbers]]..."
*"UGH! NEVER MIND!"
*"You ruined my horn!"
*"I don't get it"
*"[[Yes|YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!]]"
[[File:1zzgj2g.gif|frame|Twilight finds some children playing alone]]
*"This is my book. And I'm going to READ IT!"
*"My friends... have turned into complete JERKS!"
*"Congratulations [[Spike]], you're the new [[Rainbow Dash]]."
*"So he's just... growing up? But that doesn't explain why [[Masturbation|he keeps grabbing things.]]"
*"I'll be TAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!"
*"Clock. Is. Ticking."
*"How can there be two 'me's? [[WRONG|It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!]]"

===Trivia===
*She's named after [[Twilight|that book series with the sparkling vampires]]. Holy Crap that is a so Fricking [[Spooky|Scary]] Book!
*Was originally going to be named "Twilight Twinkle".
*Like Mama Luigi, she accidentally became the adopted mother of a small talking reptile.
*She enjoys finding children alone.
*She never had [[Sex|sex]] with [[Spike]].
*She believes in science and magic at the same time.
*Symbolizes the Element of Magic (and the Periodic Table of Elements).
*Has an alternate version named "Twilit Blend" who is played by Matt Paxton.
*Stars as a pony that grows a dick on her head in the hit comedy, "The Dickhead".
*Does everything by the book, to the point of looking up what to do after a tree crashes through her window.
*Being tardy will apparently cause her brain to explode.
*She is locked in a constant battle of wits communicated via letters with her rival, [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*She found a time travel spell in a library and used it to become a street punk.
*She is the creator of a robotic clone of [[Rainbow Dash]] called the R-Dash [[OVER 9000|9000]].
*Her hair is shockingly similar to the hair of [[Anarchy Stocking]].
*As of the end of the [[The Beatles|Magical Mystery Cure]], she is now [[Princess Celestia|an alicorn]]. [[Shit]] immediately happened.
*Someone actually married her in real life. [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/ Really.]
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Nerds]]
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[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Twilight Sparkle

2013-10-10T00:53:34Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Twilight Sparkle
|image=Twilight Sparkle.jpg
|caption=MAGIC PURPLE PONIES FOR LITTLE GIRLS
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Female
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Librarian/Apprentice of Princess Celestia
|cast=[[Iggy Koopa|Tara]] [[Lemmy Koopa|Stro]][[Timmy Turner|ng]] & Rebecca Shoichet
}}

===Description===
Twilight Sparkle was a sheltered, peppy, rich, smart girl with a [[Dr. Robotnik|Robotnik]] level IQ who is so ridiculously intelligent that she was able to land a spot as a private student of [[Princess Celestia]]. She grew up to be a good little anti-social geek with her intern/helper/servent/slave/assistant [[Spike]] who get's it on with her. Then she moved to Ponyville because some bullshit about making friends. There she did something, blew something up, killed something, shelved some books, acted smart, read some books, learned, had sex with [[Spike|SPIKE]], pretended she didn't have a brother, and managed to go through a whole season without a mental breakdown.

She also used to write cheesy messages about love and friendship to [[Princess Celestia]] before [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] told her that her inbox was getting full.

===Likes===
*Reading
*Writing
*Books
*Princess Celestia
*Learning
*Shining Armor
*Children
*Magic
*Science
*FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
[[Image:Twilight Sparkle 2.png|400px|thumb|Twilight and [[Spike]] spy on /co/ from afar]]

===Dislikes===
*Pinkie Sense
*Being TARDY
*The unexplainable
*YouTube Poop (probably)
*[[Tails]]
{{VidCaption|WxVyg3-3d0M|Twilight's reaction to the Grand Galloping Collab}}
*Having a social life
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*The world
*Letters from [[Bowser]]

===Quotes===
*"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"
*"Dear [[Princess Celestia]]..."
*"Dear [[Fat Mario|Pesky]] [[Gay Luigi|Plumbers]]..."
*"UGH! NEVER MIND!"
*"You ruined my horn!"
*"I don't get it"
*"[[Yes|YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!]]"
[[File:1zzgj2g.gif|frame|Twilight finds some children playing alone]]
*"This is my book. And I'm going to READ IT!"
*"My friends... have turned into complete JERKS!"
*"Congratulations [[Spike]], you're the new [[Rainbow Dash]]."
*"So he's just... growing up? But that doesn't explain why [[Masturbation|he keeps grabbing things.]]"
*"I'll be TAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!"
*"Clock. Is. Ticking."
*"How can there be two 'me's? [[WRONG|It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!]]"

===Trivia===
*She's named after [[Twilight|that book series with the sparkling vampires]]. Holy Crap that is a so Fricking [[Spooky|Scary]] Book!
*Was originally going to be named "Twilight Twinkle".
*Like Mama Luigi, she accidentally became the adopted mother of a small talking reptile.
*She enjoys finding children alone.
*She never had [[Sex|sex]] with [[Spike]].
*She believes in science and magic at the same time.
*Symbolizes the Element of Magic (and the Periodic Table of Elements).
*Has an alternate version named "Twilit Blend" who is played by Matt Paxton.
*Stars as a pony that grows a dick on her head in the hit comedy, "The Dickhead".
*Does everything by the book, to the point of looking up what to do after a tree crashes through her window.
*Being tardy will apparently cause her brain to explode.
*She is locked in a constant battle of wits communicated via letters with her rival, [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*She found a time travel spell in a library and used it to become a street punk.
*She is the creator of a robotic clone of [[Rainbow Dash]] called the R-Dash 9000.
*Her hair is shockingly similar to the hair of [[Anarchy Stocking]].
*As of the end of the [[The Beatles|Magical Mystery Cure]], she is now [[Princess Celestia|an alicorn]]. [[Shit]] immediately happened.
*Someone actually married her in real life. [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/ Really.]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Nerds]]
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Coca-Cola

2013-10-10T00:51:55Z

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{{Food}}
[[Image:Deliciouscoke.JPG|thumb|right|Coca-Cola is delicious!]]
{{VidCaption|xffOCZYX6F8|Have a Coke and a smile.}}
{{Vid|g4JsAfHGYTA}}
{{VidCaption|I0mimiahe0I|Bill Cosby prefers [[Coca-Cola|Coke]] over [[Pepsi|those sugary soft drinks]].}}
Coca-Cola is a [[soda]] that was created in Atlanta, Georgia, [[USA]]. It is one of the most recognised brands on earth, and there is even a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it. Their only true rival is [[Pepsi]] (formerly called Pepsi-Cola), which was really popular during the [[Great]] Depression.

It goes great with [[pizza]], as well as [[cheeseburger]]s and various [[Japan]]ese foods.

It is also the official Cola of the [[:Category:Olympiads|Olympic Games]].

Some of the commercials for this product during Christmas involve either cute polar bears or [[Santa Claus]].

==Background==
Coca-Cola was first invented by John Pemberton, a Georgian chemist/pharmacist, in 1886. It was first sold at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace|Jacob's Pharmacy]] at the soda fountain as a cure-all elixir. Even though it didn't cure anything, it was still [[delicious]], causing it to become popular. Eventually, it was bottled and produced around the [[United States]], then the world. In 1985, though, they changed the formula, only to change it back quickly due to public pressure.

Nowadays, it is the most well known brand on earth, and is the greatest in [[Koridai]].

==Products==
*Coca-Cola [Classic]
*Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light
*New Coke/Coke II (Discontinued 2002, though still available in American Samoa)
*Sprite
*Georgia Coffee ([[Japan]])
*Tab (Not discontinued, contrary to public belief.)
*Coke [[0|Zero]], as well as various "Zero" versions of other Coca-Cola products.
*[[Chris-Chan|Fanta]]
*Vanilla Coke (Was eventually discontinued, only to come back again by popular demand.)
*Cherry Coke
*Mellow Yellow
*Barq's Root Beer
*Powerade
*Vitamin Water
*Dasani
*Qoo (Japan)
*Aquarius (various products varying by country)

==Trivia==
*[[WRONG|Coca-Cola was originally green.]]
*The trademark Coke bottle was patented on [[Cave Christmas|December 25]], 1923.
*Various people have been spokesmen for Coca-Cola products, such as [[Bill Cosby]], [[Max Headroom]], [[American Football|Mean Joe Greene]], and others.
*Is the official cola of the Holiday season, as well as the [[:Category:Olympiads|Olympic Games]] and various sports stadiums, and even a whole rugby team (The Coca-Cola West Red Sparks of Fukuoka, [[Japan]]).
*Please don't confuse it with [[Magic Drugs|cocaine]].
*Is commonly known as a symbol of freedom, democracy, and the [[American]] way. In fact, in [[the '80s|1989]], as the [[Communists|Berlin Wall]] came down, many East [[German]]s actually bought Coca-Cola by the caseload.

==[[Link]]s==
*[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
*[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website
<gallery>
Image:W2546-lo.jpg|WWII-era [[American]] soldiers love Coca-Cola.
Image:Vpdyl3.jpg|Coca-Cola bottles don't work for [[Soldier|cupcake]]s, even if it's awesome.
Image:B4baacf633dae5.jpg|Chien-Po tells Yao of an interesting (but [[wrong]]) "fact" about Coca-Cola.
File:Qoo.gif|Qoo, a juice drink made by Coca-Cola in Japan. Also the unofficial mascot of Coca-Cola in Japan.
Image:Coca-cola-santa-claus.jpg|Merry [[Jesus Christ|Christmas]], from the Coca-Cola Company.
</gallery>

Dr. Wily

2013-10-10T00:37:25Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Famous Lines */

{{char}}
'''Dr. Albert W. Wily''' is a character who appeared both [[Captain N: The Game Master]] and [[Mega Man]]. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Naaa as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.
==Famous Lines==
[[Image:Drwily.jpg|thumb| I need to program his HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH brain.]]
[[Image:Street-6.jpg|thumb|Dr. Wily confirmed for Marvel vs Capcom 3.]]
*"I Hate Megaman, he ruins <s>everything</s> Megaman."
*"Poop."
*"You overgrown circuit."
*"As we all know, Christmas is BULLSHIT!"
*"I WILL CREATE CHAOS!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!
*"On to the next step!"
*"Now go! Destroy him! That's an order!"
*"Oh NO, Protoman! Only if you were a fairy, you could, fly up to the sky, and see [[God]]! Then he'd give you the chaos emerald if you were nice!"
*"RRATS!"
*"Here's a smoke bomb!"
*"It can pull da MOOOOOOOOOON out of its orbit!"
*"My scheme for world domination has [[WRONG|faild]]!"

==Trivia==
* He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a [[Mama Luigi|breathing problem anyways]].
* Laughs all the time.
* Didn't put enough [[cum]] into Protoman.
* Used by [[The Electric Cheese]], [[seconteen13]], [[Furnessly]] and that's it.
* He hates Megaman.
* Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by thieving bastards.
* He once tried to [[rape]] [[Gay Luigi]] but failed.
* He owns a [[Chad Warden|PS3]] and changed its name to the Guidance System.
* Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidenced in a video.
* He likes to raise his eyebrows inappropriately.
* He's recently taken up making robot [[porn|porno]], the most infamous of which being entitled "Bicycle Rape".
** They're all quite terrible.

[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Mega Man]]
[[Category:Doctors|Wily, Dr.]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
[[Category:Capcom Characters]]

Dr. Wily

2013-10-10T00:37:02Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Famous Lines */

{{char}}
'''Dr. Albert W. Wily''' is a character who appeared both [[Captain N: The Game Master]] and [[Mega Man]]. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Naaa as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.
==Famous Lines==
[[Image:Drwily.jpg|thumb| I need to program his HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH brain.]]
[[Image:Street-6.jpg|thumb|Dr. Wily confirmed for Marvel vs Capcom 3.]]
*"I Hate Megaman, he ruins <s>everything</s> Megaman."
*"Poop."
*"You overgrown circuit."
*"As we all know, Christmas is BULLSHIT!"
*"I WILL CREATE CHAOS!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!
*"On to the next step!"
*"Now go! Destroy him! That's an order!"
*"Oh NO, Protoman! Only if you were a fairy, you could, fly up to the sky, and see [[God]]! Then he'd give you the chaos emerald if you were nice!"
*"RRATS!"
*"Here's a smoke bomb!"
*"It can pull da MOOOOOOOOOON out of its orbit!"
*"My scheme for world domination has [[WRONG|faild]]!

==Trivia==
* He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a [[Mama Luigi|breathing problem anyways]].
* Laughs all the time.
* Didn't put enough [[cum]] into Protoman.
* Used by [[The Electric Cheese]], [[seconteen13]], [[Furnessly]] and that's it.
* He hates Megaman.
* Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by thieving bastards.
* He once tried to [[rape]] [[Gay Luigi]] but failed.
* He owns a [[Chad Warden|PS3]] and changed its name to the Guidance System.
* Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidenced in a video.
* He likes to raise his eyebrows inappropriately.
* He's recently taken up making robot [[porn|porno]], the most infamous of which being entitled "Bicycle Rape".
** They're all quite terrible.

[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Mega Man]]
[[Category:Doctors|Wily, Dr.]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
[[Category:Capcom Characters]]

Mega Man (Character)

2013-10-10T00:35:17Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

{{youmay|the character|[[Mega Man (Franchise)|the series of video games and cartoons he appeared in.]]}}
{{Character}}{{majorcleanup}}
{{Charbox
|name=Mega Man
|image=Megaman_character.jpg
|sex=Male
|shows=Mega Man
|age=approximately 10-ish
|cast=Ruth Sirashi,Cole Howard,Ian James Corlett
}}
Mega Man is a 10-year-old robotic hero. He was created in 200X to stop [[Dr. Wily]] from taking over the world.

==History==
In 2014, He met a [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]]-like dick named Bass. He was a Black-colored robot with orange highlights. Mega had dueled him on several occasions and won every time. When he hit the PSP his voice got deeper.

==Quotes==
*Let's Go!
*[[Gutsman]]!
*....and you're full of SH*T!
*I Don't like what I see....
*Tornado Hold!
*...I am more than a robot....[[Die]] [[Dr. Wily|Wily]]!

==Trivia==
*<s>The only time he's ever appeared in 3D was in Powered Up for the PSP.</s> He will have a new look in the new [[Super Smash Bros.]]
*In Marvel vs Capcom,he's the best character to use to beat Onslaught.
*The last time we saw him was in 2012,But he will be back in 2014 in the new Smash Bros.
*He is Mid-Tier in [[Marvel vs. Capcom 2]],and is waaaaaaaay better than his clone character,Roll,the WORST character in the game.
*He has two Siblings,Proto Man(the older one with badass shades),and Roll(the younger one who wants to help others.)
*His Mega Man 8 Voice was one of the shittiest English voices ever!

[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Robots]]
[[Category:Fighters]]
[[Category:Capcom Characters]]

Uctions

2013-10-10T00:33:01Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Chosen Wielders of Uctions */

{{object}}
[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling [[Edsel|powerful mechanical devices]], [[Macintosh|nice computers]], and [[Enclosed Instruction Book|instruction books]]. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for [[Transformers|giant effing robots]].

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Dr. Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
*The [[Transformers]] drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
*In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
*Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Dr. Wily|Mr.]] [[Homer Simpson| X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*[[Jackie Chan]]
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.)
[[Image:Gfdgh.gif|frame|right|[[Luigi]] shows what Uctions are really like.]]
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Doc Louis]]
*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
*[[Little Mac]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]
*[[Luigi]] (But only when he has a gas can and Mario give him permission to use them.)
*Those who have art in art museums.
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Cutman

2013-09-13T21:39:13Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

{{char}}
{{CharBox|
name=Cutman|
caption=Cutman cutting in.|
image=Cutman.jpg|
occupation=Robot Master|
cast=[[Terry Klassen]]}}

Cutman is one of [[Dr. Wily]]'s most loyal henchman. Along with [[Gutsman]], he is one of the most frequent opponents of [[Mega Man]]. He fires scissors off of the top of his head to attack, which almost always ends up injuring his own allies. Known as Cutsman in [[Captain N: The Game Master]].
===Quotes===
{{poopquote|Cutman|Mind if I CUT in?}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|HOOOWOAH, HOWAAAH!}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|SURPRISE!}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|Hey Mega Man! You're a little low on air!}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|I'm going to make the better robo-maid out of you!}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|And Cutman here to take my [[cock]]!}}
{{poopquote|Cutman|Let's see how you do against Kung-Fu Cutman! Heeyah!}}
[[Category:Robots]]
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Mega Man]]

Morshu

2013-08-18T19:28:16Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}{{CharBox
|name=Morshu von Hundinberg
|image=Goronu4.jpg
|shows=Link: Faces of Evil, Sonic Unleashed?
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Male
|age=61
|occupation=Shopkeep, Small Business Owner, Restaurant Manager
|cast=
|nationality=German
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[[Image:Morshu.jpg‎|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]

The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.

His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.

He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. Another reason for his weight is because he has an unhealthy habit of eating [[bombs]]. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this.

Cultural Heritage: Germany

==History==
[[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of A Confederacy of Dunces.]]

Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age.

In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]].

Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil.

With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.

Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.

By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.

Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .

Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well.

Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep.

Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkcfgMUlyGg], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCsSpEbuAc], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoBGtF2UCo].
{{vid|avL4_WiIS9U}}

===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===

An Ice Cream salesman, in Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.

===Usage===

Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.
{{VidCaption|EHLSX_O9KqY|Morshu already made something that nobody else did, yet.}}

==Notable Poops==
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.

==Also Known As==
[[Image:DeviantPOOP Morshu s an Ass by DrSVH.png|thumb|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]
* The Shopkeep
* The Shopkeeper
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.
* Malfunctioning Bubba
* Fat Guy
* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)
{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}

==See Also==
* [[Link: Faces of Evil]]
* [[Goronu]]
* [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]

==Trivia==
* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.
* His favourite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.
* He has his own show and his own movie.
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes. This is becuase he was once suspected of selling [[bombs]] to Muslim extremeists.
**However, this doesn't bother Morshu much since he has his own [[bomb]]er plane.
*Despite dying from weight problems, he still hasn't gone on a fucking diet.
*His second favourite song is "I wanna MMM MMM" by The lawyer.
*He enjoys eating lard, raw fat, and sips [[Lamp oil]] every day.
*He loathes [[Link]], as he never buys a [[fucking]] thing from his store and begs for credit- which Morshu shall never give.
*Was in the [[war|US Marine Corps]], and was asked by his [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|drill sergeant]] if he sucked [[dick|dicks]]. He replied "as long as you have [[enough]] rubies". Needless to say, GySgt. Hartman beat the ever-living [[shit]] out of him while belittling him massively.
{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}}
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]
[[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] want it?!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] are my friend."}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"I want your credit card!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"[[Link]]'s mom has little boobies."}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...boobier!"}}
{{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] want my [[Cum|CuMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]?"}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}}
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[[Category:Business People]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Dicks]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: The Faces of Evil]]

Rarity

2013-08-17T16:47:58Z

Mariosonic10974:

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Rarity
|image=Rarity .png
|caption=Rarity is Bitch Pony
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Female
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Fashion Designer & Shopkeeper
|cast=[[Wendy O. Koopa|Tabitha St. Germain]] & Kazumi Evans
}}

===Description===
The biggest bitch in Ponyville, Rarity cares about every single detail regarding her looks and popularity. As typical of bitches, she complains about every single god damn thing that happens to her to the point where she once escaped a kidnapping by WHINING ABOUT IT! Besides being a complaining, whining bitch, she also has an obsession with gems, diamonds, and jewels which is a real problem for [[Spike]] (who has a crush on Rarity) as he eats an obscene amount of them daily. Even though she's a bitch, she gives things away and does favors for other ponies sometimes, so I guess she can be likeable at times to provide a moral or something.

Then again, maybe some ponies/people have a thing for bitches.

===Likes===
[[Image:Rarity 2.gif|thumb|300 px|Rarity's initial reaction to her Chewiki page]]
*Her looks
*Popularity
*Clothes
*Hats
*Shoes
*Gems/Diamonds/Jewels/[[Morshu|Rupees]]
*[[Spike]]
*Opalesence
*Sweetie Belle
*Tabloids
*Whining
*Crying
*Spas
*Cleanliness

===Dislikes===
[[Image:Rarity gif.gif|thumb|300 px|Rarity describes an average Creepypasta]]
*Mud (unless its imported)
*Dirtiness
*Ugliness
*Rudeness
*Mules
*Prince Blueblood
*Diamond Dogs
*THE WORST POSSIBLE THING
[[Image:Rarity wings.jpg|thumb|300 px|left|The second time she did this, those wings [[Ganon|burned]]]]

===Quotes===
*"It's the horrifying story of the [[Applejack|messy inconsiderate ghost]], who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo..."
*"I'm so pathetic!"
*"What are you supposed to pack when you go into exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?"
*"I am not whining, I am complaining, do you want to hear whining? This is whining. Oh, the harness is too tight, it's going to chafe, can't you loosen it? Ugh! It hurts and it's so nasty, why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a stain and the wagon's getting heavy. Why do I have to pull it?"
*"I know where you live!"
*"MINE!!!"
*"Out of all the worst things that could happen, this is the! Worst! Possible! Thing!"
*"I didn't know you could burn juice."
*"We are apple pie!"
*"Nice is an understatement, I look fabulous!"
*"How rude"
*"I'LL DESTROY HER!"
*"Fine! I'm guilty! I WEAR FALSE EYELASHES!"
*"Please! Everybody knows Mexicans aren't REAL people!"

===Trivia===
[[Image:Rarity 3.gif|thumb|300 px|Rarity prepares to cry about something nobody gives a shit about]]
*She represents the Element of Generosity (and Bitchiness).
**She also represents the Helement of [[Money]]
*[[Spike]] has a crush on her and [[Sex|she is aware of it]].
*She loves fashion, yet is usually seen without clothes.
*She took a bite of the cake...
*Her sister proved to her that it is possible to burn [[Jews|juice]].
*She makes her dresses via a sweat shop full of mexicans.
*She flew once, but her wings burned up in the sun and she (should have) [[Die|died]].
*She once dragged a boulder around because she thought it was a giant diamond named Tom.
*She once escaped being kidnapped from a pack of dogs (who were looking for a [[Bitch|female dog]] to rape) by whining.
*She can't stand things being messy or dirty.
*She cut off her tail with a dragon scale to create a makeshift moustache.
*She tried dating one of [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]]'s nephews once. He turned out to be a huge dick.
*She called a nerd handsome and muscular to get some asparagus. It probably wasn't the first time.
*She has a cat named Opalesence who is even more bitchy than her.
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Bitches]]
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Pinkie Pie

2013-08-17T16:41:59Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Pinkamena Diane Pie
|image=Pinkie Pie.gif
|caption=TRUE FEARLESSNESS AT ITS WORST
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Female
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Baker & Partier
|cast=[[Fluttershy|Andrea Libman]] & Shannon Chan-Kent
}}

===Description===
Raised on a rock farm with a bunch of ponies fresh from an elementary school Thanksgiving play, Pinkamena Diane Pie didn't know what happiness was until the sky exploded in her face. After proceeding to ruin her family's expectations of her, she got a tattoo of some balloons, started throwing random parties, and ingested enough cupcakes to put her on a sugar high until [[Stuart K. Reilly]] admits his love to her (which will never happen, as he actually loves [[Applejack]]).

She also probably has ADHD and doesn't know where the [[4]]th [[Germany|wall]] is located.

[[Image:Dancing Pinkie Pie.gif|thumb|Pinkie defying the laws of music and dancing to every song ever made.]]

===Likes===
*[[Smonge|Huckleberry Hound]]
*Barry White
*[[Soldier|Cupcakes]], CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES!!!!
*Partying
*Breaking the [[4]]th [[Germany|Wall]]
*Ice Skating
*Gummy
*Sugar coated sugar
*Cocaine
*Youtube Poop (probably)

===Quotes===
{{VidCaption|8mG2I-o3yUA|What Pinkie Pie thinks of [[You|your]] videos}}
*"Your auntie Pinkie Pie has it all taken care of!"
*"ZOMBIE PONY!??!"
*"She's so evil, I even wrote a song about her!"
*"You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer!"
*"What if she exploded? And then... and then exploded again!?!?"
*"And thats how Equestria was made!"
*"Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
*"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys!"
*"I'm a chicken!"
*"Too old for free candy? Never!"
[[Image:Pinkie's Party Cannon.png|thumb|LIKE A STRAIGHT BULLET, YOU NIGGAZ MISLEAD]]
*"I never leave home without my party cannon!"
*"How would we survive if I just suddenly shut up!?"
*"I gotta news flash for ya Cookie, the Earth is round. There is no up or down."
*"My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina"

===Trivia===
[[Image:Pinkie Pie Experiments.gif|thumb|left|Pinkie in one of [[Dr. Robotnik]]'s many experiments.]]
*Said to be one-third the physical embodiment of Youtube Poop (with [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Stuart K. Reilly]] being the other two).
*Symbolizes the Element of Laughter (and caffeine).
*Owns a toothless alligator who is secretly a master pimp.
*Is somehow [[Fluttershy]]'s aunt despite [[Fluttershy]] being a year older than Pinkie.
*Has an abusive father that forces her to stick glass in her vagina
*Has an alternate version played by Steven Page
*She used [[Twilight Sparkle]] as a [[Heavy Weapons Guy|gatling gun]] to annihilate a group of Changelings.
*Pinkie has a sixth sense that allows her to predict the future and break both of Twilight's arms.
*Provoked a [[war]] by singing a song about sharing and caring.
*Convinced she had no friends, Pinkie had a party consisting of herself, Gummy, a pile of rocks, a ball of lint, and a bag of flour.
*She once cloned herself and wrecked Ponyville, forcing [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] to make them all watch paint dry and murder any one who gets distracted.
*She can morph her face into that of first generation Pinkie Pie. But she gets [[Die|kil]][[Hektad|led]] by Twilight for breaking the fourth wall when she does so.
*Awarded title "Best Pony" by bronies.
*If you break a Pinkie Promise, you're going to die.
*Graduate of The Muppets School of 4th Wall Breaking.
*Sang a song about being fearless, then was shown being afraid of Zecora a few episodes later.
*Pinkie has an incurable addiction to cupcakes, partying, and cocaine which will probably shorten her life by about 10 years.
*She fucked a [[Escargoon|snail]] once. That sounds weird right? Imagine how weird it was to see it! SHE FUCKED A [[Escargoon|SNAIL]]!
*Subject of multiple experiments by [[Dr. Robotnik]] in an effort to learn just what [[Sonic]] always wanted.
*Much like the [[Pinky and the Brain|Pinky that worked with the Brain]], she's totally fucking insane.
*Broken so many rules that its believed that even physics don't apply to her anymore.
*Had a [[form]] before Friendship Is Magic. However, the less said about that, the better.
*Was once killed by Princess Luna.
*Is best friends with Shithead The Fuckerhog!
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[[Category:Insane Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Fluttershy

2013-08-17T16:40:23Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Fluttershy
|image=Fluttershy.png|300 px
|caption=Give her some credit, she didn't run away this time.
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Female
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Animal Caretaker
|cast=[[Pinkie Pie|Andrea Libman]]
}}

===Description===
A shy horse with an animal fetish and a love for singing, she lives in a shack outside of town where she can be found hoarding animals and touching them in all the wrong places. She used to live in the sky, but some assholes pushed her off the edge during a race with [[Rainbow Dash]]. She was caught by a swarm of butterflies, and has since been fascinated with animals and who they are and what they do and where they live and where they belong and what they sound like when they're strung up from a wall and what they feel like when their bodies are rubbed against her special places.

She's also controlled by her pet pimp Angel and is very likely Bi-polar.

===Likes===
*[[Animals]]
*[[Illegal|Zoophilia]]
*Singing
*Brains
*[[Love]]
*Running (Away)
*Angel
*[[Spike|BABY Dragons]]
*[[Plankton|Assertiveness]]

===Dislikes===
[[Image:Fluttershy Yay.gif|thumb|200 px|Fluttershy's reaction to end of the Iraq War]]
*DRAGONS
*Physical activity
*NOT being loved
*Cockatrices
*Princess Luna
*Talking
*Being pranked
*Free animals
*Ponies going in her shed

===Quotes===
[[Image:Fluttershy 2.png|thumb|200 px|This is what happens when you DON'T FUCKING LOVE HER ASSHOLE]]
*"I... I don't wanna talk about it..."
*"Yay..."
*"Did you see that? I was so [[Plankton|assertive]]!"
*"Oh no! I wouldn't. I *couldn't*. I-I don't really have any control when it happens. It just *happens*."
*"I'd like to be a tree..."
*"I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net... you'll be MINE! MINE!"
*"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
*"I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you."
*"I'm so frustrated I could jizz [[cum|cream]]
*"[[Willy Wonka|You make me lose; I blow my fuse!]]"
*"I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying [[fuck|feather]] about!"
*"Stay outta my shed!"
{{VidCaption|cH-yA8U2XgI|The most age appropriate Fluttershy fan-fiction in the world}}

===Trivia===
*She represents the Element of Kindness (and [[Pussy|Pussiness]])
*She enjoys eating BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSS
*Has an alternate version named Fluttershibby who is played by Larry Green
*She is most likely played by Bill Cosby in the secret .mov tapes
*[[No|She's ready and willing to have sex with animals]]
*Not loving her is the leading cause of death for animals on the outskirts of Ponyville and the Everfree Forest
*She is a year older than [[Pinkie Pie]]
*She wants to be a [[TREE]]
*She won Prom Queen at Senior Prom
*She wants you to stay out of her shed, ok?
*She's been put in a mental ward on the allegations of murdering [[Rainbow Dash]] and countless other animals with a chainsaw
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[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Heavy Weapons Guy

2013-07-26T14:47:10Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Promotion */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Heavy Weapons Guy
|image=BULLET.JPG
|sex=Male
|nationality=Russian
|occupation=Heavy weapons guy (OHMIGAWD, NO WAI!!)
|cast=[[Demoman|Gary Schwartz]]
}}

'''Heavy Weapons Guy''', or '''Heavy''' for short, is a [[fat]], bald, <s>bastard</s> maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when somebody touches his [[gun]]/lover/masturbatory aid, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacring thousands of people. In and out of battles he pays hookers to let him beat them up.

Not to be confused with [[Doom|heavy weapons dude]].

==Arsenal==
[[Image:Heavy-om.jpg|thumb|right|[[Sandviches]] are especially important to Heavy. [[Maybe|Maybe even more so than Sasha...]]]]
===Basic===
*'''Sasha''': His trademark [[Gun|Minigun]] he once used to keep thousands from getting over the [[Communists|Berlin Wall]]. Approach with caution.
*'''Shotgun''': His other gun. Used on weekends for hunting quail with the [[Medic]]. Used on weekdays for hunting [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|''leetle babeh men.'']]
*'''Fists''': Used for [[Falcon Punch|punching]] the tiny faces of his foes in. The latest Cyborg technology has given him the ability to fire lethal bullets from his fingers.

===Update===
*'''Natascha''': Though not as powerful as Sasha, it slows down his opponents, which could make them easier kills. Replaces ''Sasha.''
*'''[[Sandvich]]:''' The delicious deli product with a Slavic accent! Used for healing himself and [[Pizza Party|general dickery in matches]]. Replaces the ''Shotgun''.
*'''Killing Gloves of Boxing (KGB)''': Not to be mistaken for the Soviet Secret Service's initials, these gloves give the Heavy's ''Fists'' an extra "kick".
*'''Conscientious Objector''': You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the ''Fists''.

===Community===
*'''Dalokohs Bar''': A chocolate bar that increases the Heavy's max health...I'll just stick with the Sandvich.
*'''Gloves of Running Urgently (GRU)''': When wearing these special boxing gloves, the Heavy runs faster (ironic I know) but does less damage and he is marked for death. Also known as the GRU and are NOT to be confused with the Russian international military intelligence directorate of the same initials.
*'''Brass Beast''': The Heavy becomes a walking sentry with this. It might make him move slow but the bullets deal more damage.
*'''Buffalo Steak Sandvich''': Who needs bread, or a gun? Real men eat steak and fight with their hands! Plus getting badly hurt themselves if they get hit.
*'''Warrior's Spirit''': He'll kill you with bear hands! Get it? BEAR hands!...of course these were cut off the actual animal.
*'''Fists of Steel''': Taking a Heavy Weapons Guy quote literally, these steel fists make the Heavy stronger against projectile attacks and weaker against melee combat. No matter what's thrown at him, he lives longer.
*'''Tomislav''': It's awfully quiet in her--*BADDA-BADDA-BADDA*. Don't end up the unlucky victim of this silent spinning ''minigun'' modified and on loan from the Mafia.
*'''Family Business''': A ''shotgun'' with an expanded magazine of ammo for the Gangster kind of Heavy.
*'''Eviction Notice''': When you're wearing sharp knuckledusters, you get that confidence to swing your fists faster into the faces of jerkasses.
*'''Holiday Punch''': Feeling jolly? Make your enemies burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter as you punch 'em from behind with these gloves while the rest of the team (or you with your minigun) does the honours. What a humiliating way to die.
*'''Bat Outta Hell''': This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't.

===[[Promotion]]===
*'''Iron Curtain''': Canonically the Heavy's first Minigun from his earlier days of Berlin Wall defence, before he used Sasha. Forget approaching with caution and find another way around him. Replaces ''Sasha''.
*'''Fishcake''': A...fishcake...wrapped...functions the same as the Dalokohs Bar...Move along. Should I also mention that the fish ingredient is artificial? Replaces the ''Shotgun''.
*'''Apoco-Fists''': Said to have been worn by Mikhail Gorbachev himself, these diamond-studded boxing gloves can shatter bone and break enemies into bloody chunks. Bet you wish your boxing gloves could be that manly. Replaces the ''Fists''.
*'''Frying Pan''': CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG. That about sums up this weapon. Replaces the ''Fists'' and gives them something to hold at the same time.
*'''Huo Long Heater''': I fell into a burning ring of fire, then got riddled with holes thanks to this new dragon-themed ''Minigun''!
*'''Freedom Staff''': A staff with a golden eagle on top. Originally used by Kofi Annan to beat many a great dictator's head in, it has since been stolen and is for some reason now in the TF2 team's arsenal. Replaces the ''Fists''.
*'''Ham Shank''': Don't run! It's just ham! No! It really is! Who knew that such a mass of meat could be a useful bludgeon? Replaces the ''Fists''.

===Event===
*'''Saxxy''': Only a select few received this coveted statuette of good old [[Saxton Hale|Saxton]] said to have been carved by King Midas/Sauron specially for the Saxxy Awards replay contest. Now MORE people are turning their enemies into gold and holding bragging rights! Gives the ''Fists'' something to hold to FINALLY use as a proper melee weapon (But [[Saxton Hale]] won't agree for sure) and NOT some random food item!
*'''Robo-Sandvich''': A mechanical ''Sandvich'' bursting with delicious metal! Not recommended for organic beings. Replaces the ''Shotgun''.
*'''Memory Maker''': Given only to those who made the finals of the Second Saxxy Awards, this camera makes the ideal dual-purpose video capture device: For bludgeoning people with it and recording a video of you bludgeoning people with it! Replaces the ''Fists''.

Special Note: When the Heavy wields the Brass Beast, the Buffalo Steak Sandvich and the Warrior's Spirit together, crits don't hurt as much. Never fear the crit rocket again!

==Relationships==

Heavy is in mad love with his weapons, especially Sasha, though he occasionally cheats on her by switching to Natascha for dealing with those pesky [[Scout]]s.
He is best buddies of the [[Medic]], though many believe their friendship goes beyond that.
His worst enemy is the [[Scout]] who always tries to steal his sandwiches for himself, the pig!

Also, he recently be[[came]] best Soviet friends with [[Zangief]] and [[Soda Popinski]].

==Quotes==
{{vid|jHgZh4GV9G0}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and ''this''...is my weapon."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Some people think they can outsmart me... [[maybe]]... *sniff* maybe.... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET."}}[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]]
{{poopquote|Heavy|"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [[yes|CRY SOME MORE!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"MEDIC"!!!}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"MEDIIIIC!!!!!!"}}
[[Image:Tf2happyheavy.jpg|thumb|right|The Heavy Weapons Guy laughs at the [[Vince Offer|Scout's]] pitiful attempt at advertising.]]{{poopquote|Heavy|DOCTAR}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I LOVE THIS DOCTAR!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I live!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Run cowards!}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"OM! NOM! NOM! OM! NOM!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"YATATATATATATATATATDODODODUDUDADADADA!!!! KABOOM! KABOOM"!}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I HEAR SOMEONE BUILDING DIAPER CHANGING STATION!"}}
{{vid|eya3BAt2x-Y}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"ALL OF YOU ARE BABIES!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"WHAT WAS THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"[[Scout]] [[M. Bison|is]] [[delicious]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"[[Scout|SCOUT]], [[I]]'m Really Happy [[4|For]] [[You]], And I'mma Let You Finish, But [[Medic|MEDIC]] Has One Of The Best VIDEOOOOOOOOOs Of All Time!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I AM JETPACK!! BZZZZ!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"GUN!!!!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"OH, THIS IS [[Bad|BAD]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"OH, NO! HELP!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Heh... cry some more."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"[[Scout]] is [[money]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"HOHHOHOHOHAW, That's big [[Pickle Surprise|surprise!"]]}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I am credit card! CHARGE ME!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Waaaaaaahhh!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"THESE CARDS ARE WEAK LIKE BLU BABY TEAM!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I AM VERY HAPPY! Hahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I can call [[You|your]] bet AND buy [[Sandvich|Sandvich]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"[[Strong Bad|Strong and Bad]], you wrestle? With mask?"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"My favorites are The Dirty Dozen and the first 20 minutes of Rocky IV."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Da this is good for you. I suggest Force-A-Nature."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"WHAT!? I AM NOT MOONLIGHTER!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Dead doctors everywhere. Spy cannot be found."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"You are Heavy. Tiny no? You are RED Team. You have Killing Gloves of Boxing. You earn these for being great killer."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I will make hat from you little bunny."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Guy, is not to fight Heavy Weapons Guy."}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"You are like dumb! Dumb like Engineer trying to kill man with wrench! You must fight with weapons!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"WHAT!? I WILL NOT LOSE TO LUCKY COWARD! I KILL YOU!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"Vinning vinning vinning is almost as fun as killing!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I cannot squash a man with GARBAGE!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"WHERE ARE YOU SPY!? I KNOW YOU SABOTAGE CARDS! I NEVER GET GOOD HAND!"}}
{{poopquote|Heavy|"I AM BULLETPROOF!!!!!!"}}

==Trivia==
*He has the same voice actor as the [[Demoman]].
*It is rumoured that he may be having an affair with Natascha.
*It is also rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
*Robbed a McDonalds once for their McGriddles.
*Sasha was also raped by the [[Scout]] when he took her out for a steak dinner.
*Has a [[Medic]] fetish.[[Image:Hwgfn5.png|thumb|Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a [[Ken Masters|circus.]]]]
*Has yet to meet one who can outsmart [[shit|bullshit]].
*Was once killed by [[Gordon Freeman]].
*Works part-time at a deli to help pay the rent/steal sandwiches.
{{VidCaption|XSZA1wyCVYw|Heavy invades Starfox.}}
{{VidCaption|EeQnnEqexkA|Heavy invades Outset island.}}
*Whenever he becomes pissed off about someone saying something negative about [[Sandvich]] (Mostly [[Scout]]), he has a magic (hacking) ability to make a few Sandviches turn into a Sandvich Gun!!! It allows him to fire random Sandviches from his Sandvich Gun, and when he's satisfied, he actually eats his Sandvich Gun!
*His bullets are smarter than him.
*He is one of the few people to obtain a [[Promotion]].
*Is interested in [[America]]n culture, which is why he owns an [[American Football]] helmet, and occasionally wears a [[Donald Duck|duck]]'s [[arse]] haircut along with some [[Elvis]]-esque sunglasses.
*Once served in the Red Army, which is where he obtained his ushanka.
*Being [[Falcon Punch|punched]] by his fists is similar to being hit by the following: [[Pyro|an Axe]], [[Soldier|a Shovel]], [[Demoman|a Bottle (broken or not)]], [[Medic|A Bonesaw]], [[Engineer|a Wrench]], [[Sniper|a Kukri]], and a [[Falcon Punch]].
*It is believed that Heavy actually scared [[retard|someone]] with the sandvich by putting an evil grin on it.
*Was once shocked to see the [[Scout]] be[[cum|come]] a [[Dry Bones|Boo]], who proceeded to chase him afterwards.
*Despite his lack of intelligence, he has limited reality-warping powers. By simply saying something such as "'''Character''' is '''item'''", whatever he said will come true. All we have to do is hope he doesn't say, "''[[No|Heavy is naked]]!''"
*One time, he ended up being a guinea pig like [[Soda Popinski]] for Russian scientists. However, unlike [[Soda Popinski]], he was given special strength increasing [[sandvich]]es, which [[no]]t only gave him [[Superman|super strength]], but also made him radiate in a purple color.
**Also, he once fought [[Little Mac]] due to the fact that he was pretending to be [[Soda Popinski]]. He surprisingly ended up winning that fight.
*One time, he ruined [[Scout]]'s acceptance speech for whatever the thing it was that he won just to say that the [[Medic]] has one of the best videos of all time. The incident can be seen near the top of the end of the quotes part of this article.
**However, [[I]] will say that the [[Demoman]] called him a bloody jack[[ass]] afterwards.
*He was once hypnotized by [[Pickle Surprise]] to say "ham".
*Enjoys playing poker with [[Sam & Max|Max]], Tycho, and [[Strong Bad]].

==See Also==
*[[Team Fortress 2]]
*[[Sandvich]]
*[[Soda Popinski]]
*[[Zangief]]

==Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIRX4aXTP8 First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VPYQm1o5BY Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.]
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Twilight Sparkle

2013-07-24T13:46:08Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

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===Description===
Twilight Sparkle was a sheltered, peppy, rich, smart girl with a [[Dr. Robotnik|Robotnik]] level IQ who is so ridiculously intelligent that she was able to land a spot as a private student of [[Princess Celestia]]. She grew up to be a good little anti-social geek with her intern/helper/servent/slave/assistant [[Spike]] who SWEARS TO GOD THAT HE'D ONLY GET IT ON WITH [[Rarity|RARITY]] AND NOBODY ELSE! WTF SANDOVART? Then she moved to Ponyville because some bullcrap about making friends. There she did something, blew something up, killed something, shelved some books, acted smart, read some books, learned, DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]], pretended she didn't have a brother, and managed to go through a whole season without a mental breakdown.

She also used to write cheesy messages about love and friendship to [[Princess Celestia]] before [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] told her that her inbox was getting full.

===Likes===
*Reading
*Writing
*Books
*Princess Celestia
*Learning
*Shining Armor
*Children
*Magic
*Science
*FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
[[Image:Twilight Sparkle 2.png|400px|thumb|Twilight and [[Spike]] spy on /co/ from afar]]

===Dislikes===
*Pinkie Sense
*Being TARDY
*The unexplainable
*YouTube Poop (probably)
*[[Tails]]
{{VidCaption|WxVyg3-3d0M|Twilight's reaction to the Grand Galloping Collab}}
*Having a social life
*Not being told about F**K YOU SHINING ARMOR AND YOUR WEDDING A**HOLE
*Pony porn
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*HAVING SEX WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]]! WE SWEAR TO GOD IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
*The world
*Letters from [[Bowser]]

===Quotes===
*"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"
*"Dear [[Princess Celestia]]..."
*"Dear [[Fat Mario|Pesky]] [[Gay Luigi|Plumbers]]..."
*"UGH! NEVER MIND!"
*"You ruined my horn!"
*"I don't get it"
*"[[Yes|YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!]]"
[[File:1zzgj2g.gif|frame|Twilight finds some children playing alone]]
*"This is my book. And I'm going to READ IT!"
*"My friends... have turned into complete JERKS!"
*"Congratulations [[Spike]], you're the new [[Rainbow Dash]]."
*"So he's just... growing up? But that doesn't explain why [[Masturbation|he keeps grabbing things.]]"
*"I'll be TAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!"
*"Clock. Is. Ticking."
*"How can there be two 'me's? [[WRONG|It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!]]"

===Trivia===
*She's named after [[Twilight|that book series with the sparkling vampires]]. Holy Crap that is a so Fricking [[Creepypasta|Scary]] Book!
*Was originally going to be named "Twilight Twinkle".
*Like Mama Luigi, she accidentally became the adopted mother of a small talking reptile.
*She enjoys finding children alone.
*SHE HAS NEVER HAD SECKS WITH [[Spike|SPIKE]]! IT NEVER HAPPENED! REALLY! DUDE, SANDOVART WAS BEING DUMB AND INSERTED THAT SCENE!
*She believes in science and magic at the same time.
*Symbolizes the Element of Magic (and the Periodic Table of Elements).
*Has an alternate version named "Twilit Blend" who is played by Matt Paxton.
*Stars as a pony that grows a d**k on her head in the hit comedy, "The D**khead".
*Does everything by the book, to the point of looking up what to do after a tree crashes through her window.
*Being tardy will apparently cause her brain to explode.
*She is locked in a constant battle of wits communicated via letters with her rival, [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*She found a time travel spell in a library and used it to become a street punk.
*She is the creator of a robotic clone of [[Rainbow Dash]] called the R-Dash 9000.
*Her hair is shockingly similar to the hair of [[Anarchy Stocking]].
*As of the end of the [[The Beatles|Magical Mystery Cure]], she is now [[Princess Celestia|an alicorn]]. Crap immediately happened.
*Someone actually married her in real life. [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/ Really.]
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Promotion

2013-07-24T04:05:34Z

Mariosonic10974: /* How to Get a Promotion */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Promotion.jpg|thumb|right|I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION!]]
{{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.}}
Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a '''PROMOTION!'''

A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.

In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In [[Youtube Poop]] though, only [[Dr. Robotnik]] has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.

The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to [[Coconuts]], or being [[Donald Trump|fired]].

[[Joseph Stalin]] knows all about the powers of promotions.

==Characters Who Have Been Promoted==
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]].
*[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he ended up getting demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force.
*[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
*[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
*[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]] - shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig.
*[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting for [[gay]] [[sex]]

==How to Get a Promotion==
*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
*Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal.
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]].
*<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet.
*Spying on [[Rarity]] Because you are snoo[[pingas|ping as]] usuall. And Robotnik gives promotions to people who catch snoopers

[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Promotion

2013-07-24T04:04:04Z

Mariosonic10974: /* How to Get a Promotion */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Promotion.jpg|thumb|right|I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION!]]
{{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.}}
Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a '''PROMOTION!'''

A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.

In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In [[Youtube Poop]] though, only [[Dr. Robotnik]] has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.

The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to [[Coconuts]], or being [[Donald Trump|fired]].

[[Joseph Stalin]] knows all about the powers of promotions.

==Characters Who Have Been Promoted==
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]].
*[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he ended up getting demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]].
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force.
*[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
*[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
*[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]] - shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig.
*[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting for [[gay]] [[sex]]

==How to Get a Promotion==
*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
*Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal.
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]].
*<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet.
*Spying on [[Rarity]] Because you are snoo[[pingas|ping as]] usuall. And Robotnik gives promotions o people who snoop

[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]

The Pit

2013-07-24T03:58:25Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit. */

"It's tough trying to make it out of The Pit. Many have never returned from The Pit." - Kirk Fogg (host of [[Nickelodeon|Legends of The Hidden Temple]]) on the evils of The Pit.

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from its Biblical counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.
The physical location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's [[Two|second]] [[Hektad|most frequent visitor]]. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not [[Pit]]. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]
[[Image:Pit.jpg|thumb|Someone about to be kicked into the Pit by King Leonidas.]]
[[Image:Hell.jpg|thumb|right|Inside of the Pit.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

Also don't confuse this with hell (in [[Doom]]).

The closest thing to a Hell on Earth is [[Big Bill Hell's Cars|Big Bill Hell's]].

Before you enter the Pit, you must cross the River [[Styx]].

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
**[[Ganondorf]]
**[[Tepig]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Hektad]], though he gets sent back to The Pit almost immediately after being revived.
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (In fact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possessed by [[Woody]] [[Gay|Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (fell directly in to the pit in Mystic Cave Zone)
*[[Starscream]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[WalrusGuy]]
*[[TorNisYTP]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Rainbow Dash]], she was sawed in half by [[Fluttershy]], and awoke from a coma.
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo]] Boy (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Bugs Bunny]]
*Haohmaru (That's why he's in [[Capcom]] Vs. [[SNK]] 2 even though he should be long dead.)
*Nakoruru (See Haohmaru, only replace the "he"'s with "she"'s.)
*[[Emo Luigi]] (But only because they kicked him out for being too emo.)
*[[Dracula]]
*The [[Elite Beat Agents]] (EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! [[Yes|YEAH!!]])
*[[Edd]]
*[[Lord Raptor]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*Dragon Shiryu
*[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE)
{{VidCaption|Rj_8tWaxoHU|This is what you'll most likely hear when you enter The Pit. WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.}}
*[[Mr. Krabs]] - Died of food poisoning; was given a second chance by the Flying Dutchman.
*Nikki Sixx ([[Die]]d of a drug overdose in 1987. After [[2]] minutes of [[death]], he was revived.)
*[[Chris Bores]]
*[[Clippy]] - [[Die]]d when he was deleted by an [[evil]] gang of agents in 2010. [[Volvic Revive|Revive]]d a few months later by [[Microsoft]] so he could be hired for Ribbon Hero 2.
{{VidCaption|-8AZyAtP2eo|Typical music played in Hell.}}

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler)
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*<s>[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]</s> [[No]], I saw him outside my house trying to steal my food yesterday.
*[[James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]]
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]] (killed by [[Fox McCloud]])
*[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit)
*<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*Ronnie James Dio
*[[KISS|Eric Carr]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.)
*[[Joker|Heath Ledger]]
*[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into [[the Pit]] by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time).
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
*[[Captain Lou Albano]]
**[[Real Mario]]
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*[[Orson Welles]]
*[[Scar]]
**In fact, most [[Disney]] [[Evil|villains]].
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[[Category:CD-i]]

The Pit

2013-07-24T03:55:55Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit. */

"It's tough trying to make it out of The Pit. Many have never returned from The Pit." - Kirk Fogg (host of [[Nickelodeon|Legends of The Hidden Temple]]) on the evils of The Pit.

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from its Biblical counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.
The physical location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's [[Two|second]] [[Hektad|most frequent visitor]]. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not [[Pit]]. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]
[[Image:Pit.jpg|thumb|Someone about to be kicked into the Pit by King Leonidas.]]
[[Image:Hell.jpg|thumb|right|Inside of the Pit.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

Also don't confuse this with hell (in [[Doom]]).

The closest thing to a Hell on Earth is [[Big Bill Hell's Cars|Big Bill Hell's]].

Before you enter the Pit, you must cross the River [[Styx]].

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
**[[Ganondorf]]
**[[Tepig]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Hektad]], though he gets sent back to The Pit almost immediately after being revived.
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (In fact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possessed by [[Woody]] [[Gay|Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Starscream]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[WalrusGuy]]
*[[TorNisYTP]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Rainbow Dash]], she was sawed in half by [[Fluttershy]], and awoke from a coma.
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo]] Boy (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Bugs Bunny]]
*Haohmaru (That's why he's in [[Capcom]] Vs. [[SNK]] 2 even though he should be long dead.)
*Nakoruru (See Haohmaru, only replace the "he"'s with "she"'s.)
*[[Emo Luigi]] (But only because they kicked him out for being too emo.)
*[[Dracula]]
*The [[Elite Beat Agents]] (EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! [[Yes|YEAH!!]])
*[[Edd]]
*[[Lord Raptor]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*Dragon Shiryu
*[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE)
{{VidCaption|Rj_8tWaxoHU|This is what you'll most likely hear when you enter The Pit. WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.}}
*[[Mr. Krabs]] - Died of food poisoning; was given a second chance by the Flying Dutchman.
*Nikki Sixx ([[Die]]d of a drug overdose in 1987. After [[2]] minutes of [[death]], he was revived.)
*[[Chris Bores]]
*[[Clippy]] - [[Die]]d when he was deleted by an [[evil]] gang of agents in 2010. [[Volvic Revive|Revive]]d a few months later by [[Microsoft]] so he could be hired for Ribbon Hero 2.
{{VidCaption|-8AZyAtP2eo|Typical music played in Hell.}}

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler)
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*<s>[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]</s> [[No]], I saw him outside my house trying to steal my food yesterday.
*[[James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]]
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]] (killed by [[Fox McCloud]])
*[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit)
*<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*Ronnie James Dio
*[[KISS|Eric Carr]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.)
*[[Joker|Heath Ledger]]
*[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into [[the Pit]] by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time).
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
*[[Captain Lou Albano]]
**[[Real Mario]]
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*[[Orson Welles]]
*[[Scar]]
**In fact, most [[Disney]] [[Evil|villains]].
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

Gwonam

2013-07-24T03:48:46Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "[[Squadallah]] Guy", simply "[[Squadallah]]", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 17 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "[[Squadallah]], we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. In addition, some scientists believe that he's the creator of the Milky Way, but others are less convinced.

==Possessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap.
*Weird facial hair
*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
[[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]]
==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no time. Your sword is enough"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[Cum|CUM]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}}
[[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]]
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Many Blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"At last, [[you]] see!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[God]]. There is no [[Jesus]]. There is no Allah!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadallah be with you!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Fine, I will sing for you once again."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That is enough. I'm too tired."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Enough is Enough your majesty."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"You, Link are a lazy turd!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Giygas|You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, CD-i is officially [[die|dead!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"This is well done, Your Majesty! [[SkyGuy16]] is the [[shit|shiznit!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Yes|Shall I have this dance?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Completely wrong!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Calm down!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Dad and his minions have seized the island of Car In Time!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"District in the morning main content defeating Jenny."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Waxonator]] seized your imagination."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[dinner]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well [[Link|darling]], [[Gannon]] is once again the imprisoned mountain!"}}

==Trivia==
[[File:GwonamBinladin.png|thumb|right|300px|Gwonam worked for the [[:Category:Terrorists|Terroists]] for a few years.]]
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*He really likes the movie Dino Time. And I [[I.M. Meen (Character)|mean]] REALLY likes it. He became [[emo]] when it was gone and committed suicide. [[3|Three]] times.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
[[Image:Gwonamarticle1.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam currently lives his life by growing stuff out of the King.]]
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. [[Spooky]].
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
*He wonders what is wrong with the idea of school to the people who hate school in the first place.
*One time, he told [[Link]] to calm down. Unfortunately, that made things worse for him.
*He knows how to make [[4]] versions of hisself. However, he rarely shows his power, so you're shit out of luck right there.
*He lives Growing plants out of the [[head]] of [[King Harkinian]].
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Gwonam

2013-07-24T03:45:49Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad
|image=Animation fin8.jpg
|caption=Well done, Link!
|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Male
|age=87
|occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman
|cast=Paul Wann
|nationality=Saudi Arabian
|noaddnation=yes
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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "[[Squadallah]] Guy", simply "[[Squadallah]]", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 17 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "[[Squadallah]], we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. In addition, some scientists believe that he's the creator of the Milky Way, but others are less convinced.

==Possessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap.
*Weird facial hair
*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
[[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]]
==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no time. Your sword is enough"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[Cum|CUM]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}}
[[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]]
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Many Blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"At last, [[you]] see!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[God]]. There is no [[Jesus]]. There is no Allah!
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadallah be with you!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Fine, I will sing for you once again."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That is enough. I'm too tired."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Enough is Enough your majesty."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"You, Link are a lazy turd!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Giygas|You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, CD-i is officially [[die|dead!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"This is well done, Your Majesty! [[SkyGuy16]] is the [[shit|shiznit!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Yes|Shall I have this dance?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Completely wrong!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Calm down!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Dad and his minions have seized the island of Car In Time!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"District in the morning main content defeating Jenny."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Waxonator]] seized your imagination."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[dinner]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well [[Link|darling]], [[Gannon]] is once again the imprisoned mountain!"}}

==Trivia==
[[File:GwonamBinladin.png|thumb|right|300px|Gwonam worked for the [[:Category:Terrorists|Terroists]] for a few years.]]
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*He really likes the movie Dino Time. And I [[I.M. Meen (Character)|mean]] REALLY likes it. He became [[emo]] when it was gone and committed suicide. [[3|Three]] times.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
[[Image:Gwonamarticle1.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam currently lives his life by growing stuff out of the King.]]
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. [[Spooky]].
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
*He wonders what is wrong with the idea of school to the people who hate school in the first place.
*One time, he told [[Link]] to calm down. Unfortunately, that made things worse for him.
*He knows how to make [[4]] versions of hisself. However, he rarely shows his power, so you're shit out of luck right there.
*He lives Growing plants out of the [[head]] of [[King Harkinian]].
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Gwonam

2013-07-24T03:42:50Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad
|image=Animation fin8.jpg
|caption=Well done, Link!
|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Male
|age=87
|occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman
|cast=Paul Wann
|nationality=Saudi Arabian
|noaddnation=yes
}}
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "[[Squadallah]] Guy", simply "[[Squadallah]]", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 17 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "[[Squadallah]], we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. In addition, some scientists believe that he's the creator of the Milky Way, but others are less convinced.

==Possessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap.
*Weird facial hair
*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
[[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]]
==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no time. Your sword is enough"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[Cum|CUM]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}}
[[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]]
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Many Blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"At last, [[you]] see!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadallah be with you!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Fine, I will sing for you once again."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That is enough. I'm too tired."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Enough is Enough your majesty."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"You, Link are a lazy turd!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Giygas|You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, CD-i is officially [[die|dead!!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"This is well done, Your Majesty! [[SkyGuy16]] is the [[shit|shiznit!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Yes|Shall I have this dance?]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Completely wrong!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Calm down!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Dad and his minions have seized the island of Car In Time!"}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"District in the morning main content defeating Jenny."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Waxonator]] seized your imagination."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[dinner]]."}}
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well [[Link|darling]], [[Gannon]] is once again the imprisoned mountain!"}}

==Trivia==
[[File:GwonamBinladin.png|thumb|right|300px|Gwonam worked for the [[:Category:Terrorists|Terroists]] for a few years.]]
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*He really likes the movie Dino Time. And I [[I.M. Meen (Character)|mean]] REALLY likes it. He became [[emo]] when it was gone and committed suicide. [[3|Three]] times.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
[[Image:Gwonamarticle1.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam currently lives his life by growing stuff out of the King.]]
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. Scary.
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
*He wonders what is wrong with the idea of school to the people who hate school in the first place.
*One time, he told [[Link]] to calm down. Unfortunately, that made things worse for him.
*He knows how to make [[4]] versions of hisself. However, he rarely shows his power, so you're shit out of luck right there.
*He lives Growing plants out of the [[head]] of [[King Harkinian]].
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Lemmy Koopa

2013-07-15T06:27:36Z

Mariosonic10974:

{{CharBox
|name=Lemmy "Hip" Koopa
|image=21x268.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=41
|occupation=Prince, Communist Party Boss
|nationality=English
|cast=[[Timmy Turner|Tara]] [[Twilight Sparkle|Strong]] (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Larry Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
}}{{char}}

One of [[King Koopa]]'s many evil sons, as well as [[Iggy Koopa]]'s twin. Born in 1969. [[Image:Eeevil.jpg|thumb|Lemmy (right) and Iggy (left), wearing evil grins]]
==Personality==
Lemmy, when put aside from his brother [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]] have few differences. Lemmy, unlike Iggy, does not wear glasses, but Lemmy is the only of the two brothers who can say, "This is a Volcano!" In fact, Lemmy is the only one of the brothers who can even speak about volcanoes at all. Lemmy is also a [[Communist]], which causes conflict between him and Iggy. Lemmy often refers to his father, King Koopa, as King Dad, much like his brother does. Lemmy, much like his brother, Iggy, has a deep inner yearning for getting a proper education to the dismay of "[[King Koopa|King Dad]]".
[[Image:Lemmy.JPG|frame|right|Lemmy, as he appears nowadays.]]

==Skills==
Lemmy, naturally, has an evil genius mindset and can put together plans from nearly any resources possible. He is also known to blow huge chicle tree gum bubbles as his brother can as well. Lemmy also has quite a bit of knowledge on volcanoes.
==Health Issues==

[[Image:Superpeach-lemmy1a-1-.gif‎|right|frame|He's like this a lot.]]
*Lemmy is quite known for having multiple seizures. Even when he tries to tell everyone his science project. The only thing to know when he's about to have a seizure, is when the intro to "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera (R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell) plays.
*He also doesn't age, due to a defect that prevents him from producing [[Gaston|testos]][[Super Macho Man|terone]].
*His lazy eye is a result of falling off of a ball in [[The '70s|1977]], down a flight of stairs, then [[head]]-first in to a [[Germany|wall]].

== Near-Death ==
Lemmy, and his brother, [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], were seriously injured when [[Wizardheimer]] fucked-up a hex spell and exploded. Wizardheimer was killed. Lemmy and Iggy are in critical condition, but are now healed and stabilized.

==Likes==
*[[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]]
*Volcanoes
**[[George Volcano]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Balls]], both the good and bad kinds.
*Bouncing on balls.
*His new orange [[Ratt]]ail.
*[[Magic Drugs|LSD]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*Getting expelled from school forever.
*[[Money|Capitalism]] (Much to [[King Koopa|King Dad's]] dismay.)
*[[Nazi|Nazis]] (Much to [[Kooky|Ludwig's]] dismay.)
*Being confused with his brother [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]] (especially since Iggy has green hair now).

==Trivia==
*Was born at Woodstock, along with [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]].
*Became a communist at age 4, originally to protest conformity, eventually adopting its ideals.
*However, he wasn't a supporter of the CCCP, and viewed the Soviet Union as a bad name for communism.
*Once joined the circus. Was later taken home by the police, as he was reported as missing.

==Also See==
*[[Iggy Koopa]]
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
[[Category:Communists]]
[[Category:Royal Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
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[[Category:Koopalings]]
[[Category:Nerds]]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2013-07-15T06:25:28Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Disliked By */

{{Media}}
{{Mediabox|
|name=My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
|image=My-little-ponies_4520.jpg
|country=USA
|type=Animated TV series
|noaddtype=yes
|creator=Lauren Faust
|noaddcreator=yes
|year=2010
|1stmade=iDuckFilms
}}
==Description==
'''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic''' is the recent cartoon based off of the "My Little Pony" franchise. My Little Pony is basically the girls' version of [[Transformers]] for the toys since they were both created by Hasbro and were both found commonly in [[the '80s]]. It premiered on a channel called "The Hub" on October 10, 2010 (10/10/10). Its first two episodes involved a bookworm named [[Twilight Sparkle]], and her partner Spike travelling to Ponyville in order to find some friends, which would eventually help them out from a prophecy of doom that involves her teacher's sister. Afterwords, she ends up staying with her five new friends and tells her teacher what lesson she learned on that episode. This is changed in later episodes, as the other characters start sending letters instead or no letters are sent at all.
[[Image:Baddoom-ponies.jpg|frame|I bet you [[Dr. Doom]]'s going to write even ''more'' [[fan fiction]] now that he's discovered ''this'' show.]]
[[NO|This show is actually quite unique,]] in that it's even gotten ''boys'' watching this show who call themselves "Bronies". And not just any boys; they're ''teenager/young adults'' that end up enjoying it. These boys are often accused of being gay, which is understandable considering some of them like to throw out lines like "HATERS GONNA HATE" and "LOVE AND TOLERANCE FOR HATERS." And here's something else that'd probably blow your mind: this article was created by a 19 year old '''boy'''. It's almost sad, but in a funny way.

===Media Information===
[[Image:Dm1m.jpg|thumb|right|250px|But you'll notice at a certain point... I don't care how cute you are. And I don't wanna hear about fucking My Little Pony anymore.]]
*A television cartoon created by Lauren Faust.
*Produced by Hasbro Studios
*Stars the voices of Tara Strong, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Cathy Weseluck, Nicole Oliver, Michelle Creber, Madeline Peters, and Claire Corlett
*Shown on the Hub in the United States
*Originally broadcast as E/I (short for education/information) but was changed to TV-Y in the second season, allowing for the censors to be somewhat more flexible.

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in [[Youtube Poop]]s''

*[[Twilight Sparkle]]
*[[Applejack]]
*[[Rainbow Dash]]
*[[Rarity]]
*[[Fluttershy]]
*[[Pinkie Pie]]
*[[Spike|Spike the Baby Dragon]]
*[[Princess Celestia]]
*Apple Bloom
*Sweetie Belle
*Scootaloo
*Cheerilee
*[[McDonalds|Big]] [[Macintosh]]
*Derpy Hooves<s>/Ditzy Doo/???????</s>
*[[Q|Discord]]

==Usage and Info==
===First Used in a Poop by===
*iDuckFilms

===Also Used By===
[[Image:296kg40.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Son, I am '''very''' dissapoint.]]
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[DaThings1]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (he actually uses it CONSTANTLY)

===Liked By===
*Jaz
*[[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]] (Sadly...)
*udderlyabducted
*TrainorJon
*[[KroboProductions]]
*iDuckFilms
*[[Demanga|Matias]] (Mainly because it's bright and vivid, which he hasn't seen in many other current cartoons.)
*theothercheese
*[[AKAdarkie]]
*[[neilwb23]]
*[[ChoujiMan]] (Thinks [[Fluttershy]] and [[Rainbow Dash]] are kawaii desu.)
*DiscoGlacier
*[[MidnightMidna]]
*[[Dillrod90]]
*[[Zer8x]]
*[[ManMonocle]]
*[[YTPMaker1000]] (has a crush on [[Fluttershy]])
*Punctualjinx (Sees [[Rainbow Dash]] as the "coolest" character in the show; gave himself the title: Rainbow Luigi Dash.)
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
*Xyden (DXman)
*[[mowub]] (for the plot)
*smoktusofborg
*Probo
*[[jurg62]]
*Number Two
*[[appdirect]]
*[[Avojaifnot]]
*SOMEREASON.
*Lightning Spike
*[[HarvestmanMan]]
*GeoRaga
*[[PresidentOfJelybeans|Prez (PoJ)]]
*Vheeria
*[[Sandovart]]
*[[Pullahoko]]
*Nazeem
*[[HomeroX3]]
*[[Homsar.com!]]
*[[GiromCalica]] (Loves it so much he mixed Madness Combat with it.)
*TimoteiLSD
*[[Kingpivot001|KingPivot001]]
*[[gamerislanduk]]
*MaroonAndGreyManiac ([[Applejack]] is best pony.)
*[[KroboProductions|KroboProductions/Dikekike]]
*[[Likety]]
*[[Chibicyndaquil]] (Recently, she likes it.)
*[[randomcontributor]] (He thinks the show's alright, but isn't a brony.)
*[[Spacman191]]
*[[TrueTubePoops]]
*[[Javerdash]]
*[[zMitchellz]] (Scootaloo, mhmm)
*[[REMIXER9000]]
*[[Satantits]]
*[[Gamerislanduk]]
*[[MasterOfZoroark]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (I LOVE YOU [[Rainbow Dash|RAINBOW DASH]])
*[[Gabe Newell]]
*[[Theadventuretimefan]]
*[[CommanderGwonam]]
*[[Melongod]]
*[[King D Supersepiroth]] (He would bang [[Applejack]] either way.)
*[[Smbmaster9]] (Loves [[Rainbow Dash]] and [[Applejack]] the most; spams them, usually together, in his poops)

*[[Smonge]] (He's developed an obscene fascination with "Cotton Candy", shipping [[:Category:Southerners|Huckle]][[the '50s|berry]] [[Dog|Hound]] and [[Pinkie Pie]].)
*[[Combuskenisawesome]] (Was a fan once he saw "Lesson Zero".)
*[[Captpan6]] (He wrote a review stating that while it really isn't all ''that'' great, he does admit it's a good show. Still, he'd rather recommend it for kids and not for adults and it's something where if nothing good comes on, he wouldn't mind sitting through an episode.)
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] (Unlike NinjaMitsuki, he didn't really like it at first... or at all, but he eventually decided to torrent all the episodes that were out at the time (From the introduction episode all the way up until The Return of Harmony [season 2's two-part opener].) and even he made a YTP News episode dedicated to the show and its involvement on the YTP community in general about a week later. Basically, his opinion on the show is that it's okay, and that he won't be pooping it right this moment, but he might do a little joke sometime in a distant future.)
*[[Girla PurpleHeart]]
*...And 8-Bit Mickey!

===Disliked By===
*[[King Harkinian]] (He thinks the show is evil, believes that bronies are monsters, and says that the grand galloping gala is gay)
*[[Kingplatypus3rd]]
*[[Triple_sSs]]
*[[Whelt]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Cynnicio]]
*[[DrCaffeine5000]]
*[[Dvariano]]
*[[Bya]]
*[[Billion]]
*[[EzenecoTV]]
*[[Orpheusftw]]
*[[Maxillos79]]
*cantflyman
*[[Magmalord43|magmalord]] (Used to like it, but got bored of it.)
*[[Mokokudasai]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
*[[VV9002]]
*Totodile493
*[[DoomZappo]] (Loves the animation but thinks the stories are too cliché and too preachy. Doesn't mind if anyone else likes the show though.)
*[[ninjamitsuki|NinjaMitsuki]] (She used to like the show, to the point where she not only had a pony version of someone from [[Trigun]] as her avatar, but she also had Fluttershy as a favorite pony. However, she ended up growing distant from everything about the show.)
*[[AVGN|The AVGN]] (Could give a fuck less about it.)
*[[NinjaCoachZ]] (He thinks the show itself is decent, but the fanbase makes it impossible for him to truly enjoy it)
*[[Joethebluedragon]] (His disliking of it is more of a joke, though he refers to ponies as "Pones" and bronies as "Brones" out of fear of cursing himself)
*[[SuperUnate]](make...it...stop...now...)
*[[Yoshit]]/[[SirSnivyofNottingham]] (Sick of the Bronyism involved, and isn't impressed by the show itself.)
*[[Seanvol]]
*Essentially everyone on YouChew who doesn't lurk the MLP image spam thread (and even a few who do).

==Further Information==
*Lauren Faust, the creator of the show, is married to Craig McCracken, the creator of [[the Powerpuff Girls]] and [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]]. In addition, she also worked alongside him on these shows. That can definitely explain some things about this show.
*A lot of the fanbase is made up of [[4chan|/co/]] users, as the board made it popular.
**Ironically, a lot of brony poopers dislike 4chan.
*Hasbro apparently wouldn't allow most of the original pony names on here, so they had to make up some new ones just for this show.
*[[YouTube]] wants [[you]] to harass some of these ponies from this show. That's just creepy, regardless on what your stance on this show is.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] has hair that coincidentally resembles that of [[Stocking]]'s hair.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] also has the same voice actress (Tara Strong) as [[Hip]] and [[Hop]] (as well as countless other people in countless other cartoons).
*[[Pinkie Pie]] is [[Special:Random|so random]].
*[[Know Your Meme]] not only believes that the entire show itself is a meme, but thinks it's the most popular meme [[Kanye West|of all time.]]
*On Mother's Day (May 8) of 2011, Lauren Faust announced that she was going to step down from being executive producing the show to being a counseling producer for it's second season. That caused some very mixed reactions, mostly on the negative side. On that same day, it was revealed that she would have a new child entering the world. This caused many others to congratulate her and her husband [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]], even though that wasn't the real reason as to why she left.
*Many people who like this show here think [[Rainbow Dash]] is the best pony here, but they most likely don't like RD as much as Punctualjinx or [[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]].
*In the Philippines, there is a bag of [[cheese]] puffs that resembles MLP:FiM on the package.
*Multiple uploaders of MLP episodes have been suspended due to DMCA by someone who calls themselves "Habsro".
{{wikipedia|My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic}}
===Main Source for Poopers===
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony YouTube]


==External Links==
*[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic Official Website on The Hub]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/98288-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/ Captpan6's Season 1 Review]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/105542-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-2/ Captpan6's Season 2 Review]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

Hotel Mario

2013-07-11T19:43:59Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Disliked by */

{{Mediabox|
|name=Hotel Mario
|image=Hotel_mario.jpg‎
|country=USA
|type=Video Game
|creator=Philips Media
|year=1994
|1stmade=
}}{{Media}}

'''Hotel Mario''' is a game for the Phillips CD-i, and is well known for its infamous animations. While not [[Link: Faces of Evil|the worst game of all time]], it's still pretty bad.

[[image:60 b.jpg|thumb|Back Cover]]
[[image:60 cd1.jpg|thumb|Disc Itself]]
==Description==

One of the main sources of YouTube Poops because of its terribly-animated cutscenes. It features the adventure of [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] and how they look for [[The Princess]] to make them lots of [[spaghetti]] and [[toast]]. They also teach lessons about pinching back.
===Media Infomation===

[[CD-i]] video game
====Developed By====
Phillips and Nintendo USA.

====Country of Origin====
USA (game including the animation) / Netherlands (Philips HQ)
====Dates====
1994

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[You]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
[[Tetsuo9999]]

===Often Used by===
Pretty much everyone at one point in their lifetimes. Well, ''almost'' everyone.



===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Wilytank]]
*[[Ophios]]
*[[Quax94]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[TheNintendofan1209]]

===Disliked by===
* Retro Gamers.
* [[Mario]] Fans
* People with no sense of humor to appreciate its cheese.
* Anti-[[AIDS]] people.
* ScrewAttack
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|King Bowser|Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha...}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Nice of [[The Princess]] to invite us over for a [[sex|picnic]], Gay Luigi?}}
{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|[[Lotsa_spaghetti|I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!]]}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Luigi, look!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. [[The Princess]] is now a permanant guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"
}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|We gotta find [[The Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|And [[YOU]] gotta help us!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]], on how to get through the hotels, [[check out the enclosed instruction book]].}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Looks kinda peaceful.}}
{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee, its kinda dark.}}
{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|You bring a light?}}
{{poopquote|FatMario|[[NO]].}}
{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we ''[[sex|persuade]]'' him.}}

{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|I hope we can [[DIE|get rid of them]], [[get the hint]]?}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|You know what they say. [[Toasters|All toasters toast toast]]!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey you! Get offa my cloud!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That oughta [[Cum|do]] it!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's been one of those days... [[Cum|Come]] on, Luigi!}}

{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Remember, wheres theres smoke..}}
{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|..theres [[Frollo|fire]]!}}
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Money|They]] pinch back!}}

[[Image:BESTPLAYEREVER.jpg|thumb|You're the best player ever!]]

==Further Information==
*Was confirmed by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]] to be THE WORST MARIO GAME EVAR MADE.
*But some people believe Mario Is Missing is the worst. Even Weegee himself hates playing it (Though that could be due to the fact that he hates how the creators of this game portrayed him.). However, they explained that Mario Is Missing doesn't count because [[you]] were playing as [[Luigi]].
*Mario, Luigi, and Bowser were all voiced by [[Marc Graue]], who was willing to do an interview for YouChew.
*There are a few cutscenes that were produced but were not used in the finished game. They have since been put up on YouTube. Use them now!

===Main Source For Poopers===

*[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]
*[http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/hotel_mario/index.html quebecgamers.com] The rough sound quality of Quebecgamers.com's ''Hotel Mario'' clips are part of the reason why they are so popular. However, it is not recommended that you use them if you do not want to invoke [[Ear Rape]], which makes them a poor candidate for [[Sentence Mixing]].
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=0H9fuCtwCJY High quality cutscenes]



{{DEFAULTSORT:Hotel Mario}}
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]

Hotel Mario

2013-07-11T19:41:00Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Disliked by */

{{Mediabox|
|name=Hotel Mario
|image=Hotel_mario.jpg‎
|country=USA
|type=Video Game
|creator=Philips Media
|year=1994
|1stmade=
}}{{Media}}

'''Hotel Mario''' is a game for the Phillips CD-i, and is well known for its infamous animations. While not [[Link: Faces of Evil|the worst game of all time]], it's still pretty bad.

[[image:60 b.jpg|thumb|Back Cover]]
[[image:60 cd1.jpg|thumb|Disc Itself]]
==Description==

One of the main sources of YouTube Poops because of its terribly-animated cutscenes. It features the adventure of [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] and how they look for [[The Princess]] to make them lots of [[spaghetti]] and [[toast]]. They also teach lessons about pinching back.
===Media Infomation===

[[CD-i]] video game
====Developed By====
Phillips and Nintendo USA.

====Country of Origin====
USA (game including the animation) / Netherlands (Philips HQ)
====Dates====
1994

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*[[The Princess]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[You]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
[[Tetsuo9999]]

===Often Used by===
Pretty much everyone at one point in their lifetimes. Well, ''almost'' everyone.



===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Wilytank]]
*[[Ophios]]
*[[Quax94]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[TheNintendofan1209]]

===Disliked by===
* Retro Gamers.
* [[Mario]] Fans
* People with no sense of humor to appreciate its cheese.
* Anti-[[AIDS]] people.
* ScrewAttack
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|King Bowser|Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha...}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Nice of [[The Princess]] to invite us over for a [[sex|picnic]], Gay Luigi?}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|[[Lotsa_spaghetti|I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!]]}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Luigi, look!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. [[The Princess]] is now a permanant guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"
}}

{{poopquote|Mario|We gotta find [[The Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|And [[YOU]] gotta help us!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]], on how to get through the hotels, [[check out the enclosed instruction book]].}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Looks kinda peaceful.}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Gee, its kinda dark.}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|You bring a light?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[NO]].}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we ''[[sex|persuade]]'' him.}}

{{poopquote|Luigi|That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|I hope we can [[DIE|get rid of them]], [[get the hint]]?}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|You know what they say. [[Toasters|All toasters toast toast]]!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Hey you! Get offa my cloud!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|That oughta [[Cum|do]] it!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|It's been one of those days... [[Cum|Come]] on, Luigi!}}

{{poopquote|Mario|Remember, wheres theres smoke..}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|..theres [[Frollo|fire]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Money|They]] pinch back!}}

[[Image:BESTPLAYEREVER.jpg|thumb|You're the best player ever!]]

==Further Information==
*Was confirmed by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]] to be THE WORST MARIO GAME EVAR MADE.
*But some people believe Mario Is Missing is the worst. Even Weegee himself hates playing it (Though that could be due to the fact that he hates how the creators of this game portrayed him.). However, they explained that Mario Is Missing doesn't count because [[you]] were playing as [[Luigi]].
*Mario, Luigi, and Bowser were all voiced by [[Marc Graue]], who was willing to do an interview for YouChew.
*There are a few cutscenes that were produced but were not used in the finished game. They have since been put up on YouTube. Use them now!

===Main Source For Poopers===

*[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]
*[http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/hotel_mario/index.html quebecgamers.com] The rough sound quality of Quebecgamers.com's ''Hotel Mario'' clips are part of the reason why they are so popular. However, it is not recommended that you use them if you do not want to invoke [[Ear Rape]], which makes them a poor candidate for [[Sentence Mixing]].
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=0H9fuCtwCJY High quality cutscenes]



{{DEFAULTSORT:Hotel Mario}}
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]

Forms

2013-05-29T16:40:38Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Luigi */

{{char}}
[[Image:FacesOfLuigi_Apkinesis.png|thumb|Here's some of Luigi's alternate forms.]]
Forms basically mean that under certain circumstances, a [[YouTube Poop Characters|Youtube Poop character]] can turn into someone or something else. What makes a character qualified is unknown. But really, who cares?
This list is most likely still incomplete.

==List of Forms==

===Mario===
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|[[Mario]] in the rare form called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]]
[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|A fake form of Mario that's created by [[Bowser Jr.]]]]
*[[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[One Eyed Orange Mario]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Mario Luigi]]
*[[Retard Mario]]
*[[Santa Mario]]
*[[Game Mario]]
*[[Real Mario]]
*[[Mario Head]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dr. Mario]]
**Paper [[Dr. Mario]] (Was only seen in [[Dr. Mario]] 64.)
*Mari
*Malltranari
*Somari (A fucked up fusion between Mario and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog.]])
*Paper Mario
*Whale Mario
*Giant Ninja Mario
*Referee Mario (Is found only in the [[Nintendo|NES]] games of [[Punch Out!!]])
*[[King of Town|Homestar Mario]]
*The Simpsons' Mario
*[[Mario Mario]] (Is the fake version of Real Mario.)
*Bloated Mario (When he swallows too much water or Chuckola Cola.)
*Anime Mario

===Luigi===
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Retard Mama Luigi]]
*[[Egg Luigi]]
*[[Gay Luigi]]
*[[Mario Luigi]]
*[[Debrotherized Luigi]]
*[[Stone Luigi]]
*[[Weegee]]
*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
*[[God Luigi]]
*[[Fat Luigi]]
*[[Anime Luigi]]
*[[Game Luigi]]
*[[Emo Luigi]]
*[[Farmer Luigi]]
*[[Mr. L]] ([[Evil]] version of [[Luigi]].)
*[[Regular Luigi]]
*[[Real Luigi]]
*Cassinova Koopa (A koopa form of luigi, [[Wendy O,]] fell in love with him)
*Luigizilla
*[[Luigi Mario]] (The fake version of Real Luigi.)
*Surfboard Luigi (used by Mario to surf in the Beanbean Kingdom)

===[[King Koopa]]===
*[[Blue Koopa]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
*[[Koopone]]
*Human King Koopa
*[[Gay|Brokeback Koopa]]
*[[Dry Bones|Dry Bowser]] (It's basically the same thing as [[Dry Bones]], only it involves King Koopa instead of an average Koopa.)
*[[Vanilla Ice]] Age (His version/parody of [[Vanilla Ice]].)
*[[Robby Rockwell]] (Half-human hybrid that sells televisions.)
*Raccooooooooooooon Koopa

===Other===
*[[M. Bison|Bison's Arse]] (Form of [[M. Bison]].)
*[[Super Robotnik]] (Form of [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik.]])
*[[Robotnikclaus]] (Form of Robotnik.)
*[[God Rabbit]] (Form of [[Dr. Rabbit]].)
*[[LULZ Sora]] (Form of [[Sora]].)
*[[Yoshkins]] (Form of [[Yoshi]].)
*[[Pirate]] [[Yoshi]] (Form of Yoshi.)
*Führer K. Rool (Form of [[King K. Rool]].)
*Ice/Plasma/Fire/Sleep/Cook etc. Kirby (Forms of [[Kirby]])
*Astronaut Tails (Form of [[Tails]].)
*Wario Head (Form of [[Wario]].)
**Paper Wario (Paper form of [[Wario]] that only appeared in [[Dr. Mario]] 64.)
*Captain Melonhead (Heroic form of [[Jonny]].)
**The Gourd ([[Evil]] form of Captain Melonhead, who is Jonny.)
*Splinter The Wonderwood (Heroic form of [[Plank]].)
**[[Bear Hugger|Timber]] The Dark Shard (Evil form of [[Plank]].)
*Super Bogus Man (Form of [[Super Macho Man]].)
*White [[Michael Jackson]] (Form of Michael Jackson.)
*Zombie Michael Jackson (Form of [[Michael Jackson]] that appeared in the Thriller video that could return especially when/if he gets out of [[The Pit]].)
*Werewolf Michael Jackson (Another form of Michael Jackson who also appeared in Thriller.)
*Santa Dedede (Form of [[King Dedede]].)
*Moar/Morbid Krabs (Form of [[Mr. Krabs]].)
*[[The Purple Pervert]] (Alter ego/form of [[Waluigi]].)
*Professor Scam (Evil form of [[Eddy]].)
*The [[Boobs|Bub]]onic Plague (Form of [[Edd]].)
*Lothar The Vi[[The King|king]] (Form of [[Ed]].)
*[[Hell|Dark Bones]] (Form of [[Dry Bones]] from hell that is dark-coloured, with a spikey shell and red eyes)
*[[Giga Mac]] ([[Evil]] big form of [[Little Mac]].)
*[[The Challenger]] (Green-haired form of [[Little Mac]] who also arm wrestles during his spare time.)
*[[Mask X]] (The arm wrestling form of [[Bald Bull]].)
*The Stealer of Bikes (Form of [[Doc Louis]].)
*[[The Incredible Hulk|Angry Doc Louis]] (Form of [[Doc Louis]] that only appears when [[you]] k[[no]]ck his [[Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]] out of his hands.)
*[[Vodka Drunkenski]] (Drunk form of [[Soda Popinski]].)
*Anakin Skywalker ([[Good]] form of [[Darth Vader]].)
*[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] (Form of [[Sasuke|Sasuke Uchiha]].)
*Orochi Iori/Leona/etc. (Forms of various [[SNK|The King of Fighters]] characters.)
*Flyborg (Form of [[Cyborg]].)
*Young [[Link]] (Young form of [[Link]].)
*Toon Link (Form of [[Link]].)
*[[Donkey Kong Jr.]] (Young form of [[Donkey Kong]].)
*Mecha [[Donkey Kong]] (Robotic form of [[Donkey Kong]]. However, his little <s>[[ass|butt]]</s> buddy, [[Diddy Kong]], mistakes him as a washing machine.)
*[[Donkey Kong]] (Old (former) form of [[Cranky Kong]].)
[[Image:Newmechazelda.jpg|thumb|right|Here's a really rare form of [[Zelda]].]]
[[Image:Midget Mr. Sandman.JPG|thumb|right|This is the rare midget form of [[Mr. Sandman]].]]
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Another rare form! This time, it's [[Frollo]]'s rare form called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]]]]
*[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]] (Form of [[Will Smith]] in... well, "[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]].")
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Insane]] [[Aran Ryan]] (Form of [[Aran Ryan]] seen in ''Punch-Out!!'' Wii.)
*Evil Ryu (Basically, it's the evil form of [[Ryu]].)
*Violent Ken (A violent form of [[Ken Masters]] that has an afro.)
*Shin Akuma (A [[God Luigi|god-like]] form of [[Akuma]].)
*God/Ultimate Rugal (A [[God]][[God Rabbit|like]] form of [[Rugal Bernstein]].)
*Afro Sergeant (A form of [[Keroro]] that's dressed like a dancer.)
*Professor Patch (Form of [[Don Patch]].)
*Mecha Zelda (Rare form of [[Zelda|Princess Zelda]].)
*Sheik (tomboy form of Zelda)
*[[Ganon]] (Form of [[Ganondorf]]; [[Yes|is possibly done the other way around.]])
*Florentine ([[Evil]] [[Satan]]ic form of [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder.]])
*[[Galvatron]] (Upgraded form of [[Megatron]].)
*[[Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime|Rodimus Prime]] (Upgraded form of [[Sexy|Hot]] [[PENIS|Rod]].)
*[[Cyclonus]] (Upgraded form of Skywarp.)
*Scourge (Upgraded form of Thundercracker.)
*Devastator (Combined form of Scrapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Hook, Mixmaster and Long Haul)
*Omega Prime (Combined form of [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Ultra Magnus]])
*Soundblaster (Black recolour of [[Soundwave]])
*Twincast (Yellow and blue recolour of Blaster)
*60's Kid (Time paradoxial 1960's form of [[90's Kid]].)
*[[Azumanga Daioh|Chef Tomo]] (Form of [[Tomo]] with a mustache.)
*[[The Princess]] (Form of [[Princess Toadstool]] (Could be a form of [[Princess Peach]].).)
*[[Princess Toadstool]] (Form of [[Princess Peach]].)
*Midget Mr. Sandman (Rare form of [[Mr. Sandman]].)
*Wario-Man (Form of Wario.)
*Flat Wario, Fat Wario, Dizzy Wario etc. (Forms of Wario in the Wario Land series.)
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Ringmaster]] [[Wario]] (Form of Wario.)
*Rapist [[Yoshi]] (Form of Yoshi.)
*[[Frollo]] [[Joker]] (Rare form of [[Frollo]]. Is not to be confused with [[The Joker|the original Joker.]])
*[[Hannah Montana]] (Form of Miley Cyrus wearing a blonde wig.)
*Shadow Mario (Form of [[Bowser Jr.]])
*[[Communist Superman]] (Also k[[no]]wn as "Superman: Red Son"; [[Communist]] form of [[Superman]] that fights for for [[Stalin]], [[Communism|Socialism]], and the international expansion of the [[Poland|Warsaw Pact]] instead of [[Yes|Truth]], [[Phoenix Wright|Justice]], and the [[America]]n way.)
*[[AVGN|Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta, Bitch!]] (Rare form of [[Jesus Christ]].)
*[[Penis|Painis]] Cup[[cake]] (A strange retarded [[soldier]] who likes to eat people up.)
*[[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]] [[Fuck]] (A [[Hell]][[Duck Donald|sp]][[Mouse Mickey|aw]][[Bunny Bugs|ned]] version of [[Rocky Balboa]] created by the Game Graphic Glitch Gremlin. He has a fucked-up mouth and popped out eyes.)
*[[Clubber Lang|Clubber Fuck]] (A Hellspawned version of [[Clubber Lang]] created by the aforementioned Game Graphic Glitch Gremlin. Has his arms way up high in the sky and is always shown in public with his theme song playing all the time.)
*Gutsman's Ass (this form appears whenever [[Gutsman]] turns around and is a more interesting character than Gutsman himself)
*[[Game Boy Pocket]] (a smaller Form of the [[Game Boy]])
*[[Game Boy Light]] (another form of the [[Game Boy]] only released in [[Japan]])

Not all forms are confirmed, however.
[[Category:Characters| ]]
[[Category:Aliens| ]]
{{DEFAULTSORT:Forms}}

Rainbow Dash

2013-05-22T18:42:03Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{character}}
{{CharBox
|name=Rainbow Dash
|image=Rainbow Dash Wonderbolt fantasy S1E3.png
|caption=You are looking at the best pony.
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Female
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Equestrian
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=Weather Patrol & Athlete
|cast=[[Applejack|Ashleigh Ball]]
}}
Rainbow Dash ''was'' the best pony character. That was, until [[Pinkie Pie]] turned her into a [[Soldier|cupcake]].
==Description==
The weather patrolgirl, she was an awesome pegasus pony who was even better at weather than Derpy. Raised in the sky, she became an [[NO|orphan]] at the age of [[4]]. Spending years at flight camp, she discovered the joys of [[Charlie Sheen|winning]] after racing some hot horses with no eyes. She's apparently the only pony to ever do a Sonic Rainboom which is total bullshit because there is no way anypony could have known what it was if it never happened.

She also [[Yes|may]] or [[No|may not]] be a lesbian.

===Likes===
*BEING AWESOME
*Flying
*The Wonderbolts
*Females
*Reading
*[[Luigi|Eggheads]]
*PRANKSTER [[Pinkie Pie|PINKIE PIE]]
*SPEED
*Tank

===Dislikes===
Those inappropiate 4chan comments about Rainbow Dash!

==Quotes==
*"Hey. I could clear this sky in [[Ten|ten]] seconds flat."
*"And just what are the Elements of Harmony? And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy?"
*"Aw, yeah!"
*"Nopony knows! You know why? Because everypony who's ever come in...has never...come...OUT!"
[[File:Derpy Hooves Upset 2 S2E14.png|thumb|250px|left|Rainbow defines the greatest [[NO|talk]] ever.]]
*"Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome."
*"See? I'd never leave my friends hanging!"
*"What did you read... the [[Egg Luigi|Egghead]]'s Guide to Running?"
*"I hate losing..."
*"It needs to be about 20% cooler."
*"My life is ruined!"
*"I'm so glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips!"
*"I hate to admit it to myself and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story, I... I... Love reading! (Dramatic sound) I'm an [[Luigi|egghead]]."
*"I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things."
*"Wishing you a happy birthday Hub; from the bottom of my heart!"
*"PUNCH HOLES IN THE SKY!"
*"I-I don't even like cake!"
*"Swag."

==Trivia==
[[Image:Rainbow Dash destroys a barn.gif|thumb|300 px|A minor example of what Rainbow Dash does]]
*She can clear the skies in ten seconds flat.
*She does not know about the Elements of Harmony.
*She is an [[Egg Luigi|egghead]] for reading.
*She has an alternate version of herself called Rainbow Dish who is played by Tim Allen
*She hates losing.
*Her life is ruined.
*She wishes The Hub a happy birthday...
**...And she does not like cake.
*Is [[Pinkie Pie]]'s BEST FRIEND...
**However this was proven wrong when Pinkie made her into a cupcake.
***But it was all a dream due to her reading porno magazines.
*She also works in a factory that makes rainbows.
*She think's that she is faster than [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Bitch Please...
*After FIM premiered, she actually went on a [[Die|killing]] spree, apparently destroying [[Q|Discord]] and [[Yoshi]].
**In fact thats how Yoshi actually died in WalrusGuy's last [[YouTube Poop]] instead of being killed by Link.
*Is better than [[You|you]].
*She has a turtle as a pet. Unbelievably, her [[Homsar.com!|turtle can fly!]]
*She is a [[Lesbian|tomboy]].
*She was cut in half by [[Fluttershy]] with a chainsaw. [[Twilight Sparkle]] and Spike later made an attempt to revive her, but it was to no avail. However, she rose from [[the Pit]] and awoke from a coma.
*[[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] created a robotic copy of her called R-Dash 9000
*She is behind the destruction of ''Six Flags New Orleans''. We told you Hurricane Katrina did not destroy it.
*She also recently destroyed ''Six Flags [[KFC|Kentucky]] Kingdom''!
*Along with [[Pinkie Pie]], she had a form before Friendship is Magic.
**To expose this, she actually had fondness of the word "darling". That is stupid.
*She holds a tendency to get a little bit suspicious in certain areas.
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Athletes]]
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
[[Category:Nerds]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]

Ship

2013-05-22T18:36:56Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Trivia */

{{object}}
{{Obj
|name=Ship
|image=Rms titanic.jpg
|year=A really long time ago.
|use=Cross bodies of water.
|country=Various, depending on the type.
}}{{Stub}}
A ship is a vessel for traveling across a body of water, usually an ocean or sea, but occasionally rivers (like the Mississippi River), straits, lakes, or just about any large body of water.
[[File:Gangplankgalleon1.gif|thumb|right|A sail ship.]]
In terms of [[Youtube Poop]], [[King Harkinian]] goes to [[Gamelon]] in a ship, which sails in the [[MORNIN'|morning]].
[[File:Navalship.jpg|thumb|left|A Naval ship, used in [[war]]s.]]
==Trivia==
*The most infamous shipwreck in history is of the R.M.S. Titanic, which was so infamous, that a ([[shit]]ty) movie was made about it in [[the '90s]] that was directed by James Cameron (the same guy who made The [[Terminator]] and Avatar).
**There were also [[three]] [[Titanic: The Legend Goes On...|shitty]] Italian films made in the early 2000's or something like that involving the Titanic.
*Not to be confused with [[shit]].
*Sometimes, people sail on ships on vacation.
*Ships are used in almost every [[war]], for a variety of uses. They are usually used either to attack enemies at sea, transport and launch [[soldier]]s and marines, or to launch aircraft while at sea.
*[[Wario]], in addition to everything he owns, also owns a shipyard. It also quite happens to be the world's worst shipyard, with the vast majority of the ships sunken and busted apart.
*[[King K. Rool]] has his own ship, the ''Gangplank Galleon''.
*No, [[Q]] is not on the ship in [[Ken Masters|Ken]]'s stage in ''[[Street Fighter]] II''.
*Enjoy the [[YouChew Cruise]], [[Homsar.com!|everypony!!]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Places]]

I.M. Meen (Character)

2013-05-22T18:34:07Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Ignatius Mortimer Meen
|image=Im_meen.jpg‎
|shows=I.M. Meen
|sex=Male
|age=72
|nationality=American
|occupation=Librarian/[[Evil]] Madman
|cast=Peter Berkrot
}}
[[Image:Meen.PNG|thumb|right|Watch out for raging Meen, SMARTY.]]

==Description==
'''I.M. Meen''' may very well be the worst librarian in the history of anything. The fact that his parents gave him a pun for a name likely didn't contribute. Meen absolutely despises kids, since he considers them "goody-goodies", and they always catch him whenever he starts getting intimate with his book "upstairs". Thus, whenever he sees children in his library, he throws a hissy fit despite the fact that there are customers present, and locks the kids in a labyrinth so he can have peace, and does absolutely nothing else to them we're being serious trust us, k? K. He tells the media he captures children because smart children are more difficult to scare, but that's just to hide his dirty little secret.

==Likes==
*His book
*Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book
*Being [[evil]]
*[[Oshawott]] and Rayquaza
*Torturing [[Gnorris]]
*Sears Roebuck and Co.
*Having sex with chairs.
*[[Ophelia Chill]]

==Dislikes==
*Goody [[The Goodies|Goodies]]
*Smarties
*[[You]]
*Bookworms
*Smartasses
*Children
*Candy
*[[Gay Luigi]] (For calling him a [[cum]] dispencer.)
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] (Especially since he considers one of them to still be a child.)
*[[MrRoboto113]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*The Holy Bible
*Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again (The sequel to Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.)
*Twilight
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] (for being a smarty)
*The Presence (But he thinks it's better than Twilight.)
*[[The King]], that little CD-I prick.

==Quotes==
*"Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn. How I HATE those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn."
*"I've got a ''little secret'' that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of [[Magic Drugs|magic.]] From A ''[[Retard|Special]]'' kind of guy."
*"This book is made to order-rugh, but it isn't to be read. When they open Up THIS BOOK, They're SUCKED INSIDE instead to the most unpleasant place they've ever ''seen''. The magic labyrinth of ♫I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!♫"
*"Very scary and confusing. Destination of ''MAI CHUSEENG!!'' The magic labyrinth of I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!♫ (Evil Laughter)"
[[Image:Meen2.PNG|thumb|right|I.M. Meen rising from the depths of [[hell]].]]
[[Image:I.M. Hitler.JPG|thumb|right|[[Nazi|HEIL I.M. MEEN!!!]]]]
*"What's the matter, smartie? Lost your WAY?! My guardians will be happy to escort [[you]], to a cozy cell! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Why hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?"
*"Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!!"
*"Lost? Frightened?! ''Confuuused?!?!'' '''GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!''' (Evil Laughter)"
*"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, there's a bookworm in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, there's a virgin in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to ''stay''. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
*"Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)"
*"Well, well, I'm surprised you don't give up, bookworm! [[You]]'re beginning to look run down. Why not take a ''little'' nap?"
*"GGRRRRRRRH, [[You]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
*"You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve."
*"OK, bookworm! Now you're really starting to annoy me! Get back to your cell before I turn you into a... chipmunk!"
*"You won't get far, you studious little [[Kootie Pie|BRAT!]] My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)"
*"You can't win, bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the ''world''!!! And ''you're'' just a ''smartie''."
*";_; Wretched child! [[You]]'ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to ''PAY''!!!!!!!!!!"
*"GGRRRRRRRH, [[you]] are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
*"Back into your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)"
*"Better luck next time, bookworm! Of course there probably won't ''BE'' a next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You may have outsmarted me this time, Bookworm, but I'll be back! I.M. Meen never quits! You'll Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!"
*"Wretched child! You've ruined my BEAUTIFUL penis!!! Now you're ''GAY''!!!!!!!!"
*"[[shit|SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[You]] [[may]] have outsmarted me this time, [[MexicanSunflower]], but (deepens voice) '''[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|I'll be back!!!]]'''"
*"Here's a rhyme for [[you]]. I knew a [[gay]] who ruined my [[ass|butt]]. [[You]] [[may]] have [[sex]], but never in a [[cunt]]!"
*"My name is..."
*"...From a [[sex]]ual kind of guy."
[[Image:DefaultCA9JPUY3.jpg|frame|right|I.M. Meen is [[no]]w being a <s>chip</s>[[shit]]munk.]]
*"When children read '''THIS BOOK''', they'll see it as the ''most [[The Irate Gamer|unpleasant]] [[Nostalgia Critic|book]] they've ever [[Angry Video Game Nerd|read''!!!]]
*"It's a nasty kind of book!"
*"This book isn't to be read."
*"It's the most unpleasent book ever seen!"
*"This book is made to be red. But it ''isn't red!''"
*"Oh my God, this [[food]] is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"There's [[furry]] [[yuri]] in the hall."
*"[[Don Flamenco|Toupeé]]!!"
*"Touché!!"
*"Back into your cell, [[Michael Jackson|Billie Jean!]]"
*"My guardians will be happy to escort you... to [[Hell]]!!! (Laughs Evilly)"
*"♫I.M. war, I.M. pain, I.M. all [[you|you've]] ever slain, I.M. tears in [[you|you]]r eyes, I.M. bliss, I.M. lies.♫"
*"♫I.M. pure, I.M. true, I.M. all over [[you]], I.M. love, I.M. smile, I.M. the Earth defiled, I.M. the Cosmic Storm, I.M. the tiny [[worms]], I.M. fear in the night, I.M. Bringer of Light.♫"
*"Is a child learns very smart? Please read? Hate! It's in my stomach."
*"I hide what really is not great. The magic can be."
[[Image:Rmlc9c.png‎|thumb|right|I.M. Meen laughs at your stupid ass for existing.]]
{{VidCaption|ekkk8sVajqE|...How I HATE those goodie goodies! How they make my stomach churn...}}
*"Please read this book. I have a strange maze chatscripts open this book does not meet with Maine."
*"Great confusion and panic, my goal is to select the magic of the major complications. Many people are confused, my purpose Huwart disbanded in [[May]], the [[America|United States]], [[Detroit|Michigan]], is the magic of confusion."
*"Oh, gaze yonder my worthless henchman! What surprisingly intelligent younglings they are. Gaze at them memorising all their vast work; observe as they get educated very quickly."
*"Oh, how I seriously detest those Goddamned prodigistic prodigies! How those fuckers make my entire digestive system twist and turn as I'm about to throw up my biscuits and tea that I just had today."
*"Fortunately for me; I have a hidden thought that would make those fucking runts shed their crocodile tears; for it is a devious, vile, unforgivable, sort of dark mystery made by a talented warlock; such as myself."
*"I will now do some [[Michael Jackson]]-esque dance moves, so that I might be able to bring him back from the '''dead''', because he does not deserve to die so soon!"
*"Now, as I was saying, this ground piece of literature that I like to [[masturbate]] with because they make me so fucking [[horny|randy]] is manufactured to be purchased at the dandy book market."
*"However, this fine manuscript is never to be gazed, opened, or any other way to look inside; for as soon as those fucking rapscallions take a peek inside this manuscript; they will experience a heavy suctioning whose like a black hole itself."
*"For the younglings will enter the most diabolical location they have ever laid their eyes on: the dark enchanting dungeon made by yours truly, Ignatious Mortimer Meen. All right, you fucking little runts; into the dungeon so I can molest you with my book. In you go now."
*"Sorry, shmartie, but I'm afraid there's been a change of plans! Ophelia is coming with me!"
*"PHEAH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!"
*"Goodbye for now, Bookworm! I have the feeling we'll be meeting again very shoon!"
*"Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem! Though I know I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary, ghostly hauntings I turn loose... Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! (Retarded Laughs)"
*"How they make my [[penis]] turn!"
*"Here's a rhyme [[4|for]] [[you]]... Ahem! HOW [[I]] HATE [[No|NOTHING]]!!"

==Further Information==
*Meen is madly in love with his book. Also, it is rumored that [[YTPsource]] is madly in love with Meen. What a conflict.
*Meen's full name is [[Iggy|Ignatius]] Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's [[no]] wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself.
*He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit.
*His favorite metal song to sing to is "Holy Diver" by Dio.
*Once starred in one of [[Evil|Action]] [[5]][[2]]'s games. In the game he starred in, he had to kill nonhumans and avoid falling in to a [[The Pit|pit]] of bald [[Dracula|vampire]] Elton Johns. To say that that was the lowest point of his career would be a ''huge'' understatement.
*Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little [[dick]].
*Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense.
*In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject [[Gnorris]] to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments.
*However, he cries if [[Gay Luigi]] calls him a [[:Category:Monsters|creepy]] [[cum]] [[Engineer|dispenser]].
*He's a rare type of pedophile in which he has [[sex]] with children, but he hates them a lot. This is what we'd call a "pedophobiphile".
{{VidCaption|MvramB8wYDI|After he saved [[Ophelia Chill]], he decided to shave her and to fuck the chair that he's on.}}
*Is rumored to be a distant cousin of [[I. Fleecem]]
**He does, though, have a confirmed clone, named Jay Leno.
**He is also related to [[Professor Voltage]].
*[[Dr. Doom]] recently teamed up with I.M. Meen in order for them to destroy their greatest enemies (I.M. Meen's being those Goody Goodies, while Dr. Doom has <s>the Fantastic [[Four]]</s> the Marvel Super Hero Squad (which he likes to call "Squadies").).
*When [[you]] open up his book you'll be sucking his [[cock]] instead!
*He doesn't like the sequel to Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.
*When he becomes really angry or annoyed, I.M. Meen switches to his angry mental state called "The Angry Swede", where he insults and swears at whoever annoys him (particularly [[Gnorris]]) in a Swedish accent. He caught this mental state from hanging around [[Fat Mario]] too long.
*Is the proud author of several books, including 'Hooray for Meen', 'Minnesota Meen and the Temple of Gloom', 'Meen: Dino Hunter', 'Meenan the Barbarian', 'Meen Meets Count Dracula', 'Meen for President' and the greatest of them all, 'Meen's Fantastic Trip Right to the Middle of the Planet'.
*Earl P. Sidebottom, a character in some shitty Canadian cartoon called ''Flying Rhino Junior High'', attempted to steal Meen's act. Now he is considered [[The Irate Gamer]] to Meen's [[Angry Video Game Nerd]].
*He does not like the line "The ends justify the means" because he doesn't want the ends to justify his existance.
*He is married to another evil librarian named [[Ophelia Chill]], whom he rescued after her imprisonment by Agent [[Wizardheimer|Egghead]].
*His favorite movie is [[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]]
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Scar

2013-05-22T18:18:46Z

Mariosonic10974: /* Quotes */

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'''Scar''' is the evil uncle of Simba and the younger brother of Mufasa. He employs a pack of hyenas consisting of Shenzi, [[Banzai]] and Ed, but their incompetence usually leads to Scar's downfall. He appeared as the antagonist of the Disney film ''The Lion King'', attempting to overthrow his brother and take his place as king. He did this by killing Mufasa and having his lackeys attempt to kill Simba, but Simba escaped and later returned to defeat his uncle.

==Likes==
*Himself
*Being heiled, like a [[Hitler|certain other leader]].

==Dislikes==
*Mufasa
*Simba
*Hamlet
*The hyenas (Unless they are marching and heiling him, while singing about him).
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[King Dedede]]
*[[Braveheart]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*The song "It's A Small World"

==Quotes==
*"Oh, goodie."
*"I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the dream pool."
*"I'm surrounded by faggots..."
*"Tittie!"
*"BE PREPARED!!!"
*"''Long live [[King Harkinian|the king]].''"
*"It's to [[DIE]] for!"

==Trivia==
*According to a storybook explaining his backstory, his birth name was '''Taka'''.
*His skin appeared in Hercules as a costume.
*His eye remains intact even after being slashed, much like an anime character.
*He is much like [[King Harkinian|King Claudius]] in Hamlet, in that he [[:Category:Traitors|betrayed]] and [[Die|murdered]] his brother, [[the King]], in order to become [[the King]] himself.
**However, he did not use poison to kill [[the King]].
*He is one of the few Disney villains who managed to kill a major character, unlike [[Jafar]].

==Death==
King Scar was finally defeated by his nephew, by forcing him over a cliff into his own army of hyenas, who mauled him alive for lying and making false promises.

As a result of this mauling, he would end up [[die|dying]] from blood loss.

His loyal [[bitch]]es would later be exiled from the pride by King Simba.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-05-20T18:02:35Z

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|occupation=Fastest Thing Alive
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Sonic is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Unlike most hedgehogs, who are known for hogging hedges, he is known for running very fast. That's it. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]], instead preferring chili dogs.

==Biography==
[[Image:THATS_NO_GOOD.png‎|thumb|right|THAT'S NO GOOD!]]
:''It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak.'' ~Anonymous policeman. 
Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD."
[[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]] He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industry, which has become very popular with his psycho fanbase. However, he will be friendly to you if you like him, but will hate you if you are obsessively attracted to him, want to touch him in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable, and/or look like Tails, Silver, Amy, Bean, or any other mound of crap.
==Crimes==
Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag.

He killed [[Mario]] by ejaculating on him in super form. Sonic's semen was highly acidic and it destroyed Mario's skin.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Sonic|EXACTLY!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|LET'S SHIT!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|That's no good.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|You're too slow!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!}}
[[Image:Robbed.gif|thumb|right|Sonic just realizing something.]]
[[Image:Everyonehatesonic.gif‎|right|frame|This happens to Sonic a lot nowadays.]]
{{poopquote|Sonic|Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SHUT UP TAILS!!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SHIT! Let's go!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's rock!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm ''Sonic the Hedgehog!!''}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|They might even open the gates of [[hell]]!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Damn, they got away!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|SPEED BREAK!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|TIME BREAK!!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey, Kids! [[Dr. Rabbit|Strangers]] may offer you all sorts of things to get [[you]] to [[cum|come]] with them, [[Nostalgia Critic|like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit,]] but chances are that [[Dr. Rabbit|they're]] just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's [[no]] [[good]]!!! So if a [[Dr. Rabbit|stranger]], especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch [[you]]r [[penis|chili dog]], just get outta there!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|They can't live me up!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|See Korean, I told you we'd make it in the 'he did not meet the agent.'}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|My brain, you know it going to [[die]].}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|[[Youtube Poop|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!]]}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's make like [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman's]] hairline and recede!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|That tornado's carrying a car!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|Watch out, you're gonna crash. Aah!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|I'll just stick with "aliens", if that's okay with everybody.}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|You have a problem learning how to read!}}
{{poopquote|Sonic|If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you [[die]] outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ''ever''! Game Over!}}

==Likes==
*Chili Dogs
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Breezie]]
*[[Braveheart|Freedom]]
*[[Tails]][[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg‎|thumb|right|Sonic before Sonic Shuffle. ]]
*Himself
*Relaxing
*[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]]
*Being a DJ.
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
*Tormenting Dr. Robotnik
*[[Namco]] (especially their ''Soulcalibur'' and ''Klonoa'' games)
*Tumble-dryers
*Hogging hedges
*Shopping for insurance at Progressive.
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==Hates==
*Water (unless it's in a glass)
**Swimming
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Silver the Hedgehog]]
*[[SNK]] (Even though they collaborated at least once.)
*Chip
*[[Sonic Underground]] (He insists that [[DiC]] made it without his permission.)
*Shaymin
*People who think he's [[gay]].
*Most of his fanbase (The psycho ones).
*Eggman's copyright laws.
*Bronies (For saying [[Rainbow Dash]] is better than him)

==People Who Like Him==
[[Image:HEY_SONIC_by_advancedq.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic with one of his fanboys.]]
[[Image:Normal Prevails 079.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic the Hedgehog during his 18th birthday.]]
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
*[[Mcb1209/TheNintendofan1209|mcb1209]]
*[[MegaGlassguy]]
*[[TeeheeSamson]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Princess Sally]]
*[[Sara]]
*[[Mario]] (sometimes)
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
*[[Maxillos79]]
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (I'm very ashamed to be a part of the fanbase because of how awful it is.)
*Shahra
*Sackboy (Loves [[Furry|dressing up like Sonic and his friends.]])
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] (has Sonic as his avatar)
*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it.
*Cool people
*Heck, pretty much everybody in general.
*People who say they hate him.

==People Who Hate Him==
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
*Erazor Djinn
*Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
*[[Shredder]]
*Grouchy Smurf
*Ozu
*Mr. Grumpy (duh!)
*Mr. Clean
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)
*[[Mario]] (the rest of the time)
*Classic Sonic fans (Again, unpleasable.)
*Adventure nazis (yup, it exists..)
*[[Solid Snake]] (though he can't explain why)

==Trivia==
[[Image:16 fanart sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|left|An artist's common rendition of Sonic.]]
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*He loves tumble dryers.
*Has a giant ego. [http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/CaptainKRool/4-Showoff.jpg No really.]
*He is a pyromaniac.
*Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.
*He's trapped in there.
*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.
*He is a pervert.
*Has the power to go Super.
*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[Steve Urkel|local black kid]] to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.
*Thinks that [[Twilight Sparkle]]'s eyes on fire is natural.
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
[[Image:Sequels1a.jpg|frame|right|The list of sequels Sonic The Hedgehog has done.]]
*Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
*Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?
*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a [[Lesbian|dyke]].
*During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the [[Sonic Underground]] songs and that it's [[Edd]] who does all the singing for him.
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)
*Was [[one]] of [[three]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. Fortunately, a new [[Magic Balloon|Balloon]] was made in 2011 for the promotion of Sonic Generations.
*Might be related to [[Don Patch]].
*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]].
*Also once used a [[sword]] for battle against the Black Knight.
*Recently had experience with [[Drug]]-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it.
*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]]
*Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life.
*He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of [[1993|'93]].
*He cannot play [[baseball]].
*His past self and current self will meet in the future... think about ''that'', why don't ya.
*Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns [[three]] race cars.
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Gnorris

2013-05-15T20:57:31Z

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|sex=Male
|age=49
|occupation=Toadie
|nationality=Russian
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==Description==

Gnorris is a small, portly gnome who makes his appearance in the PC/DOS game [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]]. He is actually one of [[I.M. Meen (character)|Meen's]] henchmen, often referring to him as 'the boss', but he betrays the powerful wizard out of fear. At the end of each major section of Meen's labyrinth, Gnorris appears to the children in order to [[Duke Onkled|aid]] them with advice or some magical item. His fate at the end of the game is unknown, but he is thought to have died painfully in the labyrinth when it is destroyed by the children.

==Media Information==

Video Game - [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] - PC/DOS

==Quotes==

{{poopquote|Gnorris|Go! Before the guardians catch you!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Take this crystal orb. You can use it to contact me, whenever you touch a scroll!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|The boss is waiting upstairs, and he's really mad!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Last time I helped you little shits out, the boss shoved his [[cock ]] so far up my nose, I swear his balls came out my ears.}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Periods don't always [[Cum]].}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|If you get stuck, chance a glance in Writewell's book!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Here take this cystal orb, you can use it to touch my [[cunt]]. Please, you must give me an abortion and kill the other killdren.}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|[[No]]w go, before [[I]] catch [[you]]!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Please, don't tell the boss or he will turn me into a warthog!}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|Will you stop your stupid faggoty dance and give it up already? [[Michael Jackson|He]]'s long dead. He's not coming back, you moronic master of mine.}}
{{poopquote|Gnorris|And besides, you're not doing the Thriller correctly you fatass fruitcake!}}

==Usage==

Gnorris is used very little by the pooping community, as he is a realtively boring character when compared to Meen himself. However, he is the only other character in the game with an actual cutscene, so his popularity may increase as more people are exposed to the source.

Some decent Gnorris sentence mixing can be seen in [[MeetTheBeaf's]] and TorNis7's work, namely in "I.M. Meen doesn't get the Pun of his own Name", as well as in a few other videos scattered around YouTube.

==Random Trivia==

[[Image:Meen.PNG‎|right|thumb|BACK INTO MY ASS, BOOKWORM!]]

*Gnorris's first name ''is'' Chuck. However, he hates when his name is involved with [[Chuck Norris]] types of jokes.
*At one point in time, Gnorris had an older brother, Hank, and they both worked in the labyrinth. However, Meen killed and ate him as consequence for breaking something. He has not been spoken of since.
*As punishment for his betrayal, Gnorris was subjected to a number of violent, sexual punishments by Meen. This is why he is almost completely clothed from head to toe.
*Meen turned him into a warthog once.
*For some strange reason, he likes calling children "killdren".

==Main Sources For Poopers==

*Most of the I.M. Meen cutscenes, including Gnorris's, can be accessed on [[Arrowghost]]'s YouTube account.
*They can also be seen, compiled into one video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-1HQnr-ec&feature=channel_page here.]
*Lotsa <strike>spaghetti</strike> unused audio files of Gnorris have been found recently. They are available [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVDtB59-bo0 here]
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