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Bleach

2013-01-09T01:12:37Z

Magmalord43: /* Episodes etc */

{{media}}
[[image:Doineedtorepeatmyself.JPG‎|thumb|300px|
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzU-_ClrYU I do not like to repeat myself...]]].
==Description==
Bleach is an anime and manga series created by [[Boobs|Tit]]e Kubo. It is about a man named [[Ichigo Kurosaki]] who involuntarily becomes a "soul [[rape|reaper]]", who helps ghosts find peace. It is currently one of the most popular manga of all time, but it has been criticized for being "repetitive". Like [[Death Note|every]] [[Naruto|popular]] [[One Piece|anime]] [[Dragon Ball|ever]], it has been used in poop several times.

===Media Information===

Anime / Manga

====Made by====
Studio Pierrot -
Translated/Dubbed by Viz Media

====Country of Origin====
Japan

====Dates====

JP: October 5, 2004 – (ongoing)

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Ichigo Kurosaki]] - The main character. He can see ghosts and is a "substitute soul reaper".
*Rukia Kuchiki - The heroine of the series, she gave Ichigo his soul reaper powers.
*Orihime Inoue - An extremely "talented" girl in both ability and appearance, ''[[Megatron|yesssss]]''...
*Uryu Ishida - A Quincy who normally hates soul reapers, but he's an ally to Ichigo anyway.
*Yasutora Sado - Nicknamed "Chad" by Ichigo. Known for doing absolutely nothing and being partially Mexican.
*Byakuya Kuchiki - Rukia's older brother. He has no personality whatsoever.
*Renji Abarai - A soul reaper and ally to Ichigo. He's got red hair!
*Kenpachi Zaraki - A soul reaper who wears an eyepatch to hold back his power, and because he looks awesome in it.
*Toshiro Hitsugaya - The most popular character with fangirls.
*Rangiku Matsumoto - The most popular character with 12-year-old boys.
*Ikkaku Madarame - A bald man with immense strength.
*Yumichika Ayasegawa - GAY
*Yachiru - An annoying pink-haired kid who calls Kenpachi "Kenny".
*Gin Ichimaru - A [[fox]]-like man who turns out to be a villain.
*Sosuke Aizen - The villain of the series. If you didn't know that already, that's like not knowing that Vader is Luke's father.
*Isshin Kurosaki - Ichigo's eccentric father who's actually a soul reaper.
*Kisuke Urahara - A shop owner who may be more than he seems.
*[[K-ON!|Kon]] - Kon is a perverted Mod Soul who uses the body of a lion plushie.
*Yuzu and Karin - Ichigo's sisters. Karin is aware that Ichigo is a soul reaper.
*[[Grimmjow Jaggerjaques]] - One of the anime's most badass characters. He's one of the Arrancars, and despite being evil, has tons of fangirls.

==Episodes etc==

It has 260 episodes on anime and fairly recently ended.


==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzU-_ClrYU "RetardedAnimeParody's Do I Need To Repeat Myself!?!"]

===Often Used by===

*[[ThisAccountIsClosed|RetardedAnimeParody]]

===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*People who wash their clothes in washing machines.

===Disliked by===
*[[Phil Collins]]

==Further information==

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bleach+english+dub Youtube]

===Other External Links===
[[Category:Anime]]
[[Category:Adult Swim]]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2013-01-09T01:10:09Z

Magmalord43: /* Disliked By */

{{Media}}
{{Mediabox|
|name=My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
|image=My-little-ponies_4520.jpg
|country=USA
|type=Animated TV series
|noaddtype=yes
|creator=Lauren Faust
|noaddcreator=yes
|year=2010
|1stmade=iDuckFilms
}}
==Description==
'''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic''' is the recent cartoon based off of the "My Little Pony" franchise. My Little Pony is basically the girls' version of [[Transformers]] for the toys since they were both created by Hasbro and were both found commonly in [[the '80s]]. It premiered on a channel called "The Hub" on October 10, 2010 (10/10/10). Its first two episodes involved a bookworm named [[Twilight Sparkle]], and her partner Spike travelling to Ponyville in order to find some friends, which would eventually help them out from a prophecy of doom that involves her teacher's sister. Afterwords, she ends up staying with her five new friends and tells her teacher what lesson she learned on that episode. This is changed in later episodes, as the other characters start sending letters instead or no letters are sent at all.
[[Image:Baddoom-ponies.jpg|frame|I bet you [[Dr. Doom]]'s going to write even ''more'' [[fan fiction]] now that he's discovered ''this'' show.]]
[[NO|This show is actually quite unique,]] in that it's even gotten ''boys'' watching this show who call themselves "Bronies". And not just any boys; they're ''teenager/young adults'' that end up enjoying it. These boys are often accused of being gay, which is understandable considering some of them like to throw out lines like "HATERS GONNA HATE" and "LOVE AND TOLERANCE FOR HATERS." And here's something else that'd probably blow your mind: this article was created by a 19 year old '''boy'''. It's almost sad, but in a funny way.

===Media Information===
[[Image:Dm1m.jpg|thumb|right|250px|But you'll notice at a certain point... I don't care how cute you are. And I don't wanna hear about fucking My Little Pony anymore.]]
*A television cartoon created by Lauren Faust.
*Produced by Hasbro Studios
*Stars the voices of Tara Strong, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Cathy Weseluck, Nicole Oliver, Michelle Creber, Madeline Peters, and Claire Corlett
*Shown on the Hub in the United States
*Originally broadcast as E/I (short for education/information) but was changed to TV-Y in the second season, allowing for the censors to be somewhat more flexible.

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in [[Youtube Poop]]s''

*[[Twilight Sparkle]]
*[[Applejack]]
*[[Rainbow Dash]]
*[[Rarity]]
*[[Fluttershy]]
*[[Pinkie Pie]]
*[[Spike|Spike the Baby Dragon]]
*[[Princess Celestia]]
*Apple Bloom
*Sweetie Belle
*Scootaloo
*Cheerilee
*[[McDonalds|Big]] [[Macintosh]]
*Derpy Hooves<s>/Ditzy Doo/???????</s>
*[[Q|Discord]]

==Usage and Info==
===First Used in a Poop by===
*iDuckFilms

===Also Used By===
[[Image:296kg40.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Son, I am '''very''' dissapoint.]]
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[DaThings1]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (he actually uses it CONSTANTLY)

===Liked By===
*Jaz
*[[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]] (Sadly...)
*udderlyabducted
*TrainorJon
*[[KroboProductions]]
*iDuckFilms
*[[Demanga|Matias]] (Mainly because it's bright and vivid, which he hasn't seen in many other current cartoons.)
*theothercheese
*[[AKAdarkie]]
*[[neilwb23]]
*[[ChoujiMan]] (Thinks [[Fluttershy]] and [[Rainbow Dash]] are kawaii desu.)
*DiscoGlacier
*[[MidnightMidna]]
*[[Dillrod90]]
*[[Zer8x]]
*Punctualjinx (Sees [[Rainbow Dash]] as the "coolest" character in the show; gave himself the title: Rainbow Luigi Dash.)
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
*Xyden (DXman)
*[[mowub]] (for the plot)
*smoktusofborg
*Probo
*[[jurg62]]
*Number Two
*[[appdirect]]
*[[Avojaifnot]]
*SOMEREASON.
*Lightning Spike
*[[HarvestmanMan]]
*GeoRaga
*[[PresidentOfJelybeans|Prez (PoJ)]]
*Vheeria
*[[Sandovart]]
*[[Pullahoko]]
*Nazeem
*[[HomeroX3]]
*[[Homsar.com!]]
*[[GiromCalica]] (Loves it so much he mixed Madness Combat with it.)
*TimoteiLSD
*[[Kingpivot001|KingPivot001]]
*[[gamerislanduk]]
*MaroonAndGreyManiac ([[Applejack]] is best pony.)
*[[KroboProductions|KroboProductions/Dikekike]]
*[[Likety]]
*[[Chibicyndaquil]] (Recently, she likes it.)
*[[randomcontributor]] (He thinks the show's alright, but isn't a brony.)
*[[Spacman191]]
*[[TrueTubePoops]]
*[[Javerdash]]
*[[zMitchellz]] (Scootaloo, mhmm)
*[[REMIXER9000]]
*[[Gamerislanduk]]
*[[MasterOfZoroark]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (I LOVE YOU [[Rainbow Dash|RAINBOW DASH]])
*[[Gabe Newell]]
*[[Theadventuretimefan]]
*[[CommanderGwonam]]
*[[Smbmaster9]] (Loves [[Rainbow Dash]] and [[Applejack]] the most; spams them, usually together, in his poops)

*[[Smonge]] (He's developed an obscene fascination with "Cotton Candy", shipping [[:Category:Southerners|Huckle]][[the '50s|berry]] [[Dog|Hound]] and [[Pinkie Pie]].)
*[[Combuskenisawesome]] (Was a fan once he saw "Lesson Zero".)
*[[Captpan6]] (He wrote a review stating that while it really isn't all ''that'' great, he does admit it's a good show. Still, he'd rather recommend it for kids and not for adults and it's something where if nothing good comes on, he wouldn't mind sitting through an episode.)
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] (Unlike NinjaMitsuki, he didn't really like it at first... or at all, but he eventually decided to torrent all the episodes that were out at the time (From the introduction episode all the way up until The Return of Harmony [season 2's two-part opener].) and even he made a YTP News episode dedicated to the show and its involvement on the YTP community in general about a week later. Basically, his opinion on the show is that it's okay, and that he won't be pooping it right this moment, but he might do a little joke sometime in a distant future.)
*...And 8-Bit Mickey!

===Disliked By===
*[[Kingplatypus3rd]]
*[[Triple_sSs]]
*[[Whelt]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Cynnicio]]
*[[DrCaffeine5000]]
*[[Dvariano]]
*[[Bya]]
*[[Billion]]
*[[EzenecoTV]]
*[[Orpheusftw]]
*[[Maxillos79]]
*cantflyman
*[[Magmalord43|magmalord]] (Used to like it, but got bored of it.)
*[[Mokokudasai]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
*[[VV9002]]
*Totodile493
*[[DoomZappo]] (Loves the animation but thinks the stories are too cliché and too preachy. Doesn't mind if anyone else likes the show though.)
*[[ninjamitsuki|NinjaMitsuki]] (She used to like the show, to the point where she not only had a pony version of someone from [[Trigun]] as her avatar, but she also had Fluttershy as a favorite pony. However, she ended up growing distant from everything about the show.)
*[[AVGN|The AVGN]] (Could give a fuck less about it.)
*[[NinjaCoachZ]] (He thinks the show itself is decent, but the fanbase makes it impossible for him to truly enjoy it)
*[[Joethebluedragon]] (His disliking of it is more of a joke, though he refers to ponies as "Pones" and bronies as "Brones" out of fear of cursing himself)
*Essentially everyone on YouChew who doesn't lurk the MLP image spam thread (and even a few who do).

==Further Information==
*Lauren Faust, the creator of the show, is married to Craig McCracken, the creator of [[the Powerpuff Girls]] and [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]]. In addition, she also worked alongside him on these shows. That can definitely explain some things about this show.
*A lot of the fanbase is made up of [[4chan|/co/]] users, as the board made it popular.
**Ironically, a lot of brony poopers dislike 4chan.
*Hasbro apparently wouldn't allow most of the original pony names on here, so they had to make up some new ones just for this show.
*[[YouTube]] wants [[you]] to harass some of these ponies from this show. That's just creepy, regardless on what your stance on this show is.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] has hair that coincidentally resembles that of [[Stocking]]'s hair.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] also has the same voice actress (Tara Strong) as [[Hip]] and [[Hop]] (as well as countless other people in countless other cartoons).
*[[Pinkie Pie]] is [[Special:Random|so random]].
*[[Know Your Meme]] not only believes that the entire show itself is a meme, but thinks it's the most popular meme [[Kanye West|of all time.]]
*On Mother's Day (May 8) of 2011, Lauren Faust announced that she was going to step down from being executive producing the show to being a counseling producer for it's second season. That caused some very mixed reactions, mostly on the negative side. On that same day, it was revealed that she would have a new child entering the world. This caused many others to congratulate her and her husband [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]], even though that wasn't the real reason as to why she left.
*Many people who like this show here think [[Rainbow Dash]] is the best pony here, but they most likely don't like RD as much as Punctualjinx or [[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]].
*In the Philippines, there is a bag of [[cheese]] puffs that resembles MLP:FiM on the package.
*Multiple uploaders of MLP episodes have been suspended due to DMCA by someone who calls themselves "Habsro".
{{wikipedia|My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic}}
===Main Source for Poopers===
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony YouTube]


==External Links==
*[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic Official Website on The Hub]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/98288-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/ Captpan6's Season 1 Review]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/105542-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-2/ Captpan6's Season 2 Review]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2013-01-09T01:09:06Z

Magmalord43: /* Liked By */

{{Media}}
{{Mediabox|
|name=My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
|image=My-little-ponies_4520.jpg
|country=USA
|type=Animated TV series
|noaddtype=yes
|creator=Lauren Faust
|noaddcreator=yes
|year=2010
|1stmade=iDuckFilms
}}
==Description==
'''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic''' is the recent cartoon based off of the "My Little Pony" franchise. My Little Pony is basically the girls' version of [[Transformers]] for the toys since they were both created by Hasbro and were both found commonly in [[the '80s]]. It premiered on a channel called "The Hub" on October 10, 2010 (10/10/10). Its first two episodes involved a bookworm named [[Twilight Sparkle]], and her partner Spike travelling to Ponyville in order to find some friends, which would eventually help them out from a prophecy of doom that involves her teacher's sister. Afterwords, she ends up staying with her five new friends and tells her teacher what lesson she learned on that episode. This is changed in later episodes, as the other characters start sending letters instead or no letters are sent at all.
[[Image:Baddoom-ponies.jpg|frame|I bet you [[Dr. Doom]]'s going to write even ''more'' [[fan fiction]] now that he's discovered ''this'' show.]]
[[NO|This show is actually quite unique,]] in that it's even gotten ''boys'' watching this show who call themselves "Bronies". And not just any boys; they're ''teenager/young adults'' that end up enjoying it. These boys are often accused of being gay, which is understandable considering some of them like to throw out lines like "HATERS GONNA HATE" and "LOVE AND TOLERANCE FOR HATERS." And here's something else that'd probably blow your mind: this article was created by a 19 year old '''boy'''. It's almost sad, but in a funny way.

===Media Information===
[[Image:Dm1m.jpg|thumb|right|250px|But you'll notice at a certain point... I don't care how cute you are. And I don't wanna hear about fucking My Little Pony anymore.]]
*A television cartoon created by Lauren Faust.
*Produced by Hasbro Studios
*Stars the voices of Tara Strong, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Cathy Weseluck, Nicole Oliver, Michelle Creber, Madeline Peters, and Claire Corlett
*Shown on the Hub in the United States
*Originally broadcast as E/I (short for education/information) but was changed to TV-Y in the second season, allowing for the censors to be somewhat more flexible.

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in [[Youtube Poop]]s''

*[[Twilight Sparkle]]
*[[Applejack]]
*[[Rainbow Dash]]
*[[Rarity]]
*[[Fluttershy]]
*[[Pinkie Pie]]
*[[Spike|Spike the Baby Dragon]]
*[[Princess Celestia]]
*Apple Bloom
*Sweetie Belle
*Scootaloo
*Cheerilee
*[[McDonalds|Big]] [[Macintosh]]
*Derpy Hooves<s>/Ditzy Doo/???????</s>
*[[Q|Discord]]

==Usage and Info==
===First Used in a Poop by===
*iDuckFilms

===Also Used By===
[[Image:296kg40.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Son, I am '''very''' dissapoint.]]
*[[KroboProductions]]
*[[DaThings1]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (he actually uses it CONSTANTLY)

===Liked By===
*Jaz
*[[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]] (Sadly...)
*udderlyabducted
*TrainorJon
*[[KroboProductions]]
*iDuckFilms
*[[Demanga|Matias]] (Mainly because it's bright and vivid, which he hasn't seen in many other current cartoons.)
*theothercheese
*[[AKAdarkie]]
*[[neilwb23]]
*[[ChoujiMan]] (Thinks [[Fluttershy]] and [[Rainbow Dash]] are kawaii desu.)
*DiscoGlacier
*[[MidnightMidna]]
*[[Dillrod90]]
*[[Zer8x]]
*Punctualjinx (Sees [[Rainbow Dash]] as the "coolest" character in the show; gave himself the title: Rainbow Luigi Dash.)
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
*Xyden (DXman)
*[[mowub]] (for the plot)
*smoktusofborg
*Probo
*[[jurg62]]
*Number Two
*[[appdirect]]
*[[Avojaifnot]]
*SOMEREASON.
*Lightning Spike
*[[HarvestmanMan]]
*GeoRaga
*[[PresidentOfJelybeans|Prez (PoJ)]]
*Vheeria
*[[Sandovart]]
*[[Pullahoko]]
*Nazeem
*[[HomeroX3]]
*[[Homsar.com!]]
*[[GiromCalica]] (Loves it so much he mixed Madness Combat with it.)
*TimoteiLSD
*[[Kingpivot001|KingPivot001]]
*[[gamerislanduk]]
*MaroonAndGreyManiac ([[Applejack]] is best pony.)
*[[KroboProductions|KroboProductions/Dikekike]]
*[[Likety]]
*[[Chibicyndaquil]] (Recently, she likes it.)
*[[randomcontributor]] (He thinks the show's alright, but isn't a brony.)
*[[Spacman191]]
*[[TrueTubePoops]]
*[[Javerdash]]
*[[zMitchellz]] (Scootaloo, mhmm)
*[[REMIXER9000]]
*[[Gamerislanduk]]
*[[MasterOfZoroark]]
*[[WondersOfLifeFan]] (I LOVE YOU [[Rainbow Dash|RAINBOW DASH]])
*[[Gabe Newell]]
*[[Theadventuretimefan]]
*[[CommanderGwonam]]
*[[Smbmaster9]] (Loves [[Rainbow Dash]] and [[Applejack]] the most; spams them, usually together, in his poops)

*[[Smonge]] (He's developed an obscene fascination with "Cotton Candy", shipping [[:Category:Southerners|Huckle]][[the '50s|berry]] [[Dog|Hound]] and [[Pinkie Pie]].)
*[[Combuskenisawesome]] (Was a fan once he saw "Lesson Zero".)
*[[Captpan6]] (He wrote a review stating that while it really isn't all ''that'' great, he does admit it's a good show. Still, he'd rather recommend it for kids and not for adults and it's something where if nothing good comes on, he wouldn't mind sitting through an episode.)
*[[Stuart K. Reilly]] (Unlike NinjaMitsuki, he didn't really like it at first... or at all, but he eventually decided to torrent all the episodes that were out at the time (From the introduction episode all the way up until The Return of Harmony [season 2's two-part opener].) and even he made a YTP News episode dedicated to the show and its involvement on the YTP community in general about a week later. Basically, his opinion on the show is that it's okay, and that he won't be pooping it right this moment, but he might do a little joke sometime in a distant future.)
*...And 8-Bit Mickey!

===Disliked By===
*[[Kingplatypus3rd]]
*[[Triple_sSs]]
*[[Whelt]]
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Cynnicio]]
*[[DrCaffeine5000]]
*[[Dvariano]]
*[[Bya]]
*[[Billion]]
*[[EzenecoTV]]
*[[Orpheusftw]]
*[[Maxillos79]]
*cantflyman
*[[Mokokudasai]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
*[[VV9002]]
*Totodile493
*[[DoomZappo]] (Loves the animation but thinks the stories are too cliché and too preachy. Doesn't mind if anyone else likes the show though.)
*[[ninjamitsuki|NinjaMitsuki]] (She used to like the show, to the point where she not only had a pony version of someone from [[Trigun]] as her avatar, but she also had Fluttershy as a favorite pony. However, she ended up growing distant from everything about the show.)
*[[AVGN|The AVGN]] (Could give a fuck less about it.)
*[[NinjaCoachZ]] (He thinks the show itself is decent, but the fanbase makes it impossible for him to truly enjoy it)
*[[Joethebluedragon]] (His disliking of it is more of a joke, though he refers to ponies as "Pones" and bronies as "Brones" out of fear of cursing himself)
*Essentially everyone on YouChew who doesn't lurk the MLP image spam thread (and even a few who do).

==Further Information==
*Lauren Faust, the creator of the show, is married to Craig McCracken, the creator of [[the Powerpuff Girls]] and [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]]. In addition, she also worked alongside him on these shows. That can definitely explain some things about this show.
*A lot of the fanbase is made up of [[4chan|/co/]] users, as the board made it popular.
**Ironically, a lot of brony poopers dislike 4chan.
*Hasbro apparently wouldn't allow most of the original pony names on here, so they had to make up some new ones just for this show.
*[[YouTube]] wants [[you]] to harass some of these ponies from this show. That's just creepy, regardless on what your stance on this show is.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] has hair that coincidentally resembles that of [[Stocking]]'s hair.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]] also has the same voice actress (Tara Strong) as [[Hip]] and [[Hop]] (as well as countless other people in countless other cartoons).
*[[Pinkie Pie]] is [[Special:Random|so random]].
*[[Know Your Meme]] not only believes that the entire show itself is a meme, but thinks it's the most popular meme [[Kanye West|of all time.]]
*On Mother's Day (May 8) of 2011, Lauren Faust announced that she was going to step down from being executive producing the show to being a counseling producer for it's second season. That caused some very mixed reactions, mostly on the negative side. On that same day, it was revealed that she would have a new child entering the world. This caused many others to congratulate her and her husband [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]], even though that wasn't the real reason as to why she left.
*Many people who like this show here think [[Rainbow Dash]] is the best pony here, but they most likely don't like RD as much as Punctualjinx or [[Flan Master of Redrum|Crazy Luigi]].
*In the Philippines, there is a bag of [[cheese]] puffs that resembles MLP:FiM on the package.
*Multiple uploaders of MLP episodes have been suspended due to DMCA by someone who calls themselves "Habsro".
{{wikipedia|My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic}}
===Main Source for Poopers===
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony YouTube]


==External Links==
*[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic Official Website on The Hub]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/98288-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/ Captpan6's Season 1 Review]
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/105542-review-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-2/ Captpan6's Season 2 Review]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

Magmalord

2011-10-10T00:18:28Z

Magmalord43: /* Collabs Hosted */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing
*Stutters

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab

==Likes==
*[[niggas]]
*Mr. Ratburn
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Drew Pickles]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Touhou Project

2011-07-05T23:49:47Z

Magmalord43:

__NOEDITSECTION__{{stub}}
{{media}}
{{Mediabox|
|name=Touhou Project
|image=1200552555127tv6.jpg
|country=Japan
|type=Video Game
|creator=Team Shanghai Alice
|noaddcreator=yes
|year=1996
}}
==Description==
It's a bullet hell game consisting mostly of female characters (probably [[lesbians]]). The gameplay is very hard (see first video) and your brain will burn out due to frustration. It's a doujin game created entirely by one Japanese guy named ZUN.

Touhou also has an unofficial music group called IOSYS (second through fourth video). However, the amount of fan music and remixes in all different genres of music is [http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/List_by_Groups quite incredible.]

Source-wise: There are two fan-made anime of Touhou with further installments to one of them on the way. There are also numerous PVs and music videos for the IOSYS songs. Touhou is used a lot in MADs (which are a sort of Japanese YTPMV).

Also, the sixth game in the series is what brought us the song ''[[U.N. Owen Was Her]]''.

===Media Infomation===


{{VidCaption|4Nb5Ohbt1Sg|An example of Touhou.}}

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
{{VidCaption|JB5IIsX0wS4|A song made by IOSYS.}}
{{VidCaption|-7JX-EK2vRs|Overdrive 2 is ear rape.}}
*Hakurei Reimu
{{VidCaption|M8qWd5lzwRM|Cirno}}
*Kirisame Marisa
*Cirno (the idiot) - Not good at Math (fourth video).
*Tewi
*Reisen (one time a bullet went up her ass (second & thrid video)

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
*Tennis Match Between [[RetardedAnimeParody]] and [[KonXII]]

===Often Used by===
*[[Chrisgendo]]
*Moogle
*[[Insineratehymn]]

===Sometimes Used by===

*Thelostcup

===Disliked by===
*[[you]]


[[Image:0290.png|frame|[[No]]<nowiki>t</nowiki>hing is safe from Touhou crossovers. [[Garfield|Nothing whatsoever]].]]
===Liked by===
*[[Insineratehymn]]
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
{{DEFAULTSORT:Touhou Project}}

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-07-05T23:43:49Z

Magmalord43: /* Liked By */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-07-05T23:43:18Z

Magmalord43: /* Liked By */

Magmalord

2011-06-16T21:07:33Z

Magmalord43: /* Likes */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing
*Stutters

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*[[niggas]]
*Mr. Ratburn
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Drew Pickles]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-06-16T21:07:17Z

Magmalord43: /* Likes */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing
*Stutters

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*[[niggas]]
*[[Mr. Ratburn]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Drew Pickles]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-06-16T21:05:55Z

Magmalord43: /* Likes */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing
*Stutters

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*[[niggas]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-26T18:01:12Z

Magmalord43: /* Description */

No

2011-02-26T17:57:13Z

Magmalord43: /* NO */

{{new|reason=for not wanting a repeat of bullshit happening that makes a sysop block it again}}
[[image:NoMAHBOI.jpg|thumb|NO.]]
{{Vid|v6BL6QvKljo}}
== No ==
No?....

No???....

NO!?!
== No ==
No no no no NO no no. No no no, no, no no no no.
[[Image:Picture_3.png|thumb|left|'''NOOOO!!!!''']]
[[Image:BigNo.jpg‎|thumb|right|NO]]
== No no no no? ==
[[Image:Darthno.jpg|thumb|right|NOOOOOOO!!!!]]
[[Image:noshirt.PNG|thumb|left|No no no no no "NO" no no no.]] No no, nonono no nono No no no. ''NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO!''
[[Image:CHNO!.jpg|thumb|right|NO!!!]]
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|left|[[Dr. Robotnik|NO]]]]
NO
*No no no no no no no no no no no no. No no no no no, no no no, no no no no.
*No. No. No. No. No nono, no nono no no nonono no no Nonono, no nonono.
*No. Nono no no no no no nono. No no no no. No no no.

== No ==
No no no no no. No no. No no no no no no no no?

== No! ==
"[[Mudkip|No.]]"

No no. No no no nono no. No no nononono, no no?

"No."

{{vid|gvdf5n-zI14}}

No! No no no no No NO!
====No!!!====
No nO NONONONONONONONONO

==No no nonono nono==
No no no no No: Nono no Nono, Nono no no no nono no, "Nooo! No nono no no!"
{{vid|lqm9YYizG1c}}

==NO==
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[[image:NO_eene.png|thumb|NO]]

==[[NO|01001110 01001111]]==
01001110 01001111 01101110 01101111 01101110 01101111 01101110 01101111

==No?==
[[Fat Mario|No...]]

Yes.
NO.
No?
Yes.
NO!
YES!
NOOOOOOOO.

==NONO NONONONONO NONO==
NO NONO NO NONO NO NONONONONO. No, nono no nono no. No no no? No. No no no. No No, no no "non."

No? No, nono no no. Nono nono. Nonono nono no no no nono.

Nononononononono. No. No. No.

==NO NO NO NO NO==
NONONO NO NO NO NO NOOONONO... NOOOOOOOOOO nononononoNONONONONONONO!!!!!!!
[[image:DarkieToothpaste.jpg|thumb|NONO!!!!!]]

NONONONONnono...? NONONO!!!

No. NONONONONONO

Nemesis: On or Yes?

==No?==
*[[Fat Mario|No!]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik|No!]]
*[[M. Bison|Nooooooo!]]
*[[King Harkinian|NO!]]

==NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!==
[[Yes|No!]] [[Yes|NO!]] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
==No No==
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/No No]
[[Image:CalculonNooo.jpg|thumb|left|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]
[[Image:churchil-no.gif|thumb|OOOOOOH no-no-no-no.]].......NO

No no no. No no-no no no no, no no: "no no!"

[[Maybe]].....

...[[yes]].

[[Image:WAITWHAT.JPG|frame|left|NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

Ronald McDonald

2011-02-26T17:54:24Z

Magmalord43: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Ronald McDonald
|image=Ronald1.JPEG
|sex=Male
|occupation=McDonald's Spokesman
}}
[[Image:ran ran ruu!.gif|thumb|right|Ran Ran Ruu!]]
{{vid|Ssh71hePR8Q}}
{{vid|WF9kZp-Kl0c}}
{{vid|LcEOsDT0is8}}
Ronald McDonald is an advertising character turned devil who now kidnaps children in order to increase his army.

==Story==
In 1955, [[McDonald's]] was created. [[McDonald's]] needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of selling [[cheeseburger|burgers]], so they created Ronald McDonald. Things were fine until the mid 2000s, when criticisms of [[McDonald's]] by [[Fat|fat shits]] with [[Tourette's Guy|no self-control]] started appearing in large numbers, which caused him to turn [[evil]] and kill the fat shits. Since then, he has found a new home in the center of the Earth devouring the souls of the obese and selling their bodies to McDonald's franchises all around the world.

==Story 2==
After 1988, McDonald's turned to shit, and Ronald turned shit along with the restaurant.

==Quotes==

*Ran Ran RU!!!
*Hambagaa! (Hamburger!)
*Moshi Moshi? (Hullo?)
*[[No|Go Active!]]
*I'm lovin' it!
*Did somebody say [[McDonalds]]?
*[[No]], it's a [[cheeseburger]]!
*Sleep early, you'll be strong tommorow!
*Don't touch Grimace!

==Facts==

*Ronald McDonald is the final boss of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] on impossible mode.
*He is friends with both [[Weegee]] and [[Giygas]], since all three of them are masters of mind rape.
*When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in [[hell]], he will pass out infected hamburgers.
*He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]].
*Is massively popular for his ''"[[U.N. Owen Was Her?!]]"'' remix...(First video to the right)
*...And his ''"Pokey Means Buisness!"'' remix...(Second video to the right)
*...And his ''"Native Faith"'' remix...(Third video to the right)
*Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
*He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
*You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at [[McDonald's]].
*Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
*RON RON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*In [[the '70s]] and [['80s]], he and his friends were actually [[love]]d by children. This was before McDonald's turned to shit in 1988, and again in the 2000s.
*He really hates prank callers. In fact, one time he was prank called, and it pissed him off so bad that he created an atomic explosion that destroyed half of the world.
*He is a member of the [[Barney Bunch]] often refered to as Ronald "[[Penis]] Clown" Mcdonald or just "Penis Clown"
*His brother is [[Gay|Dick the Clown]]

==Likes==
*[[McDonalds]] (Are you serious?)
*[[Touhou Project]]
*Hatsune Miku
*[[Coca-Cola]] (Has it at his restaurants.)
*Grimace
*Birdie the Early Bird
*Mayor Mc[[Cheese]]
*Big Mac (Both the [[sandvich|sandwich]] and the character.)
*Children
*[[Texas|Dallas]] (Likes showing up there for some strange reason.)
[[Image:Officer-big-mac.jpg|thumb|right|Officer Big Mac, one of Ronald McDonald's psychotic friends.]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Burger King]]
**[[Twilight]] and how Burger King's advertising it. (Even [[Tourettes Guy|Ronald McGoddamned Donald]] knows that Twilight sucks!)
*[[KFC]]
*[[Wendy O. Koopa|Wendy's]]
*Chick-fil-a
*[[Taco Bell]]
*[[Robotnik|People who prefer these restaurants over McDonalds]]
*Hamburglar (keeps trying to steal his hamburgers)
*[[Little Mac]]
*The corporate idiots that want him to retire from being McDonalds mascot because they believe he promotes obesity. (Seriously, though, who's that stupid to do that??)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Ronald McDonald}}
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Business People]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*Fox News
*Everyone
*The Wishbone Resistance
*Chewiki

Ronald McDonald

2011-02-26T17:54:08Z

Magmalord43: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Ronald McDonald
|image=Ronald1.JPEG
|sex=Male
|occupation=McDonald's Spokesman
}}
[[Image:ran ran ruu!.gif|thumb|right|Ran Ran Ruu!]]
{{vid|Ssh71hePR8Q}}
{{vid|WF9kZp-Kl0c}}
{{vid|LcEOsDT0is8}}
Ronald McDonald is an advertising character turned devil who now kidnaps children in order to increase his army.

==Story==
In 1955, [[McDonald's]] was created. [[McDonald's]] needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of selling [[cheeseburger|burgers]], so they created Ronald McDonald. Things were fine until the mid 2000s, when criticisms of [[McDonald's]] by [[Fat|fat shits]] with [[Tourette's Guy|no self-control]] started appearing in large numbers, which caused him to turn [[evil]] and kill the fat shits. Since then, he has found a new home in the center of the Earth devouring the souls of the obese and selling their bodies to McDonald's franchises all around the world.

==Story 2==
After 1988, McDonald's turned to shit, and Ronald turned shit along with the restaurant.

==Quotes==

*Ran Ran RU!!!
*Hambagaa! (Hamburger!)
*Moshi Moshi? (Hullo?)
*[[No|Go Active!]]
*I'm lovin' it!
*Did somebody say [[McDonalds]]?
*[[No]], it's a [[cheeseburger]]!
*Sleep early, you'll be strong tommorow!
*Don't touch Grimace!

==Facts==

*Ronald McDonald is the final boss of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] on impossible mode.
*He is friends with both [[Weegee]] and [[Giygas]], since all three of them are masters of mind rape.
*When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in [[hell]], he will pass out infected hamburgers.
*He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]].
*Is massively popular for his ''"[[U.N. Owen Was Her?!]]"'' remix...(First video to the right)
*...And his ''"Pokey Means Buisness!"'' remix...(Second video to the right)
*...And his ''"Native Faith"'' remix...(Third video to the right)
*Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
*He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
*You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at [[McDonald's]].
*Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
*RON RON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*In [[the '70s]] and [['80s]], he and his friends were actually [[love]]d by children. This was before McDonald's turned to shit in 1988, and again in the 2000s.
*He really hates prank callers. In fact, one time he was prank called, and it pissed him off so bad that he created an atomic explosion that destroyed half of the world.
*He is a member of the [[Barney Bunch]] often refered to as Ronald "[[Penis]] Clown" Mcdonald or just "Penis Clown"
*His brother is [[Gay|Dick the Clown]]

==Likes==
*[[McDonalds]] (Are you serious?)
*[[Touhou Project]]
*Hatsune Miku
*[[Coca-Cola]] (Has it at his restaurants.)
*Grimace
*Birdie the Early Bird
*Mayor Mc[[Cheese]]
*Big Mac (Both the [[sandvich|sandwich]] and the character.)
*Children
*[[Texas|Dallas]] (Likes showing up there for some strange reason.)
[[Image:Officer-big-mac.jpg|thumb|right|Officer Big Mac, one of Ronald McDonald's psychotic friends.]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Burger King]]
**[[Twilight]] and how Burger King's advertising it. (Even [[Tourettes Guy|Ronald McGoddamned Donald]] knows that Twilight sucks!)
*[[KFC]]
*[[Wendy O. Koopa|Wendy's]]
*Chick-fil-a
*[[Taco Bell]]
*[[Robotnik|People who prefer these restaurants over McDonalds]]
*Hamburglar (keeps trying to steal his hamburgers)
*[[Little Mac]]
*The corporate idiots that want him to retire from being McDonalds mascot because they believe he promotes obesity. (Seriously, though, who's that stupid to do that??)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Ronald McDonald}}
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Business People]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[Fox News]]
*[[Everyone]]
*The Wishbone Resistance
*Chewiki

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

2011-02-26T17:49:20Z

Magmalord43: /* Liked By */

{{media}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
|image=Bobobo.jpg
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Hiroki Shibata
|noaddcreator=yes
|year=2003
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|lPu2bKaAG4E}}
A very, ''very'' random show. Pretty much the equivalent of [[YouTube Poop]] getting its own television show.


===Media Infomation===
Bobobo is a Japanese anime show that was imported into the US, and finished its run on Cartoon Network's Toonami.



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
*Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - The main character. Fights with his nose hair.
*[[Don Patch]] - Insane man who believes himself to be the main character.
*Gasser - ''Sane'' young man with white hair who attacks with gas.
*Beauty - The only truly sane character. She pretty much does nothing.
*Softon - A man whose head is made of [[poop]].
*Jelly Jiggler - Nobody likes him.
*Dengaku Man - A short... Chao thing that gets left behind a lot.
*Hatenko - Ally to Bobobo's crew, he uses... keys.
*J - A man whose head is an onion (or a garlic), J is Softon's direct counterpart.
*Giga - A major villain in one story arc.
*Czar Baldy-Bald IV - Wants everybody in the world to be bald.

==Usage==
{{vid|C4YkzINK86M}}

===First Used In A Poop By===

===Often Used By===

*[[MrGorilla3]]
*[[Tenjic]]
*[[StarRodMan]]
*[[HenoTalkie]]

===Sometimes Used By===
*[[Pikawil]]
*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
*[[guysafari]]

===Liked By===
*[[kingplatypus3rd]]
*[[guysafari]]
*[[Magmalord43|magmalord]]

===Disliked By===
*[[Connerhawke]]
*[[User:King mama luigi|King Mama Luigi]]
*Morons

==Further Information==
===Trivia===
*Both the show and manga are batshit crazy.
*If the [[Nostalgia Critic]] hated [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]] because of the reason above, just think of how he'd react to this show.

===Main Source For Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YouTube]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.bo-bobo.com/ Japanese Bobobo website]

[[Category:Anime]]

Hentai

2011-02-22T01:46:07Z

Magmalord43: /* Poopers who do NOT like Hentai */

{{media}}
It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you fat [[bitch]].
[[Image:Thatguyinthecar.JPG‎|thumb|left|Ben Bailey does not like hentai.]]
{{vid|ETSnFbmVJsY}}
[[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|A very minor example of what happens in hentai.]]
[[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|thumb|An extreme example of what happens in hentai.]]
[[Image:Harcore.png|thumb|right|Professor Utonium watches hentai.]]
[[Image:PPG on bikini pose 2 by j97064.jpg|thumb|right|Being in a swimsuit/bikini isn't really hentai (or even ecchi for that matter), but most say otherwise.]]
[[Image:Draco and Harry Prize pic by gem.jpg|thumb|right|This is what some fangirls do with their favourite characters.]][[Image:YOUENDEDUP.jpg|thumb|right|The trolling Colonial laughs at you because you ended-up on a porn site.]]
==Types of Hentai==
*Heterosexual - Man x woman.
*Yaoi - Man x man ([[gay]]).
*Yuri - Woman x woman ([[lesbian]]).
*Lolicon - Contains sex involving young girls.
*Shotacon - Contains sex involving young boys.
*Ecchi - Nudity, but no sex. Basically a big tease.

==Stereotypical Hentai Storylines==
1) Guy has sex with one person

2) Guy has sex with another person

3) All three people meet up

4) Argue about who the Guy will love

5) All decide on an orgy

6) Orgy

7) Somebody is raped in an alleyway!

'''END or v--OPTIONAL--v'''

8) Guy has sex with one more person

9) Things get really messy once the four meet up

10) Guy is full of angst and confusion on who to love forever

11) Three "victims" compete for Guy

12) Failed

13) All stop fighting and have an orgy

14) Orgy

15) Killed and or raped by a minotaur

16) Slips in a puddle of cum

17} Dimwitted girls go to a party and end up totally engulfed in a swarm of angry locusts

==Rule 34==
:: ♫There is nothing fair in this world, baby. There is nothing safe in this world. And there's nothing sure in this world, and there's nothing pure in this world, and if there's something left in this world...♫ -Billy Idol 

Rule 34 is the menace that states that if it exists, there is porn to it. No exceptions, except for [[God]]. It was later amended with Rule 35, which states that if porn of it does not yet exist, then porn of it will be made.

Unfortunately, this rule actually influenced a glut of porn of various things, ranging from [[Krystal]] and [[Digimon|Renamon]], to [[Tsutarja]] and [[Pokemon]], to Franklin and other little kids' shows, and even [[the Magic School Bus]] and Knightrider.

A lot of this rule 34 porn even makes it to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], where it is featured on various articles.

==Poopers who like Hentai==
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] (Goes without saying)
*[[Temeku]] (only lulz porn)
*[[MetalAcid5]] (Once said he didn't, but does so happen to have many files of [[Hinata]] pron)
*[[Steg|Stegblob]] (WHO'DA THOUGHT IT!?)
*[[RetardedAnimeParody]] ''(uhh... yeah.. for poop material)''
*[[Connerhawke]] "Worships It"
*[[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|Long Name]](<_< >_> What??)
*[[Dragonforce|PeskeyPlumber]] "Hey, cartoon boobs are HAWT."
*[[Superbleachbrothers]] (Saying Hello in Hell is like Rape)
*[[zacheatscrackers]] (man titties fucking rock)
*[[jokemasterslifer]] (Great stuff!)
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (It's alright in my book. English hentai sucks though.)
*[[RobochaoXX]] (Makes a good landfill.)
*[[DoomZappo]] (Duh)

==Trivia==
*An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab (see above video ^). He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] was [[WRONG!]]
**When there is such thing as [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29 official Transformers lolicon], you just know there's a problem.
*In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
**And I do mean ANYTHING! *wink wink nudge nudge 'ULLO MATE*
*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
*Lolicon and shotacon are both [[illegal]] in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
**In fact, [[no|that's how the blue Scout was born.]]
*[[Mario]] wants to star in a porno with [[Princess Peach]].
*Hentai is written as へんたい in hiragana.
*The [[Japan]]ese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird" or "perverted" in Japanese.
**Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both [[Canada|North]] [[America]] and [[Europe]]) than among the [[Japan]]ese.
*There could sometimes be [[User Talk:Crazy Luigi|someone]] who posts pictures of hentai on this Chewiki, so we here ask [[you]] to please make sure you don't post hentai-ish pictures here. The sooner you would get this info, the better this Chewiki would become.
*There was a video game for the [[Playstation 3|Playstation 2]], [[Xbox 360|Xbox]], and the [[Nintendo]] Gamecube called ''BMX XXX.'' However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
*The makers of ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' (Arc System Works) have been making [[Street Fighter (game)|endless remakes of]] ''Guilty Gear XX'' to prevent naming the next game ''Guilty Gear XXX''. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in ''BlazBlue''. Then again, considering [[Sexy|what the women of Guilty Gear look like]], they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to ''BMX XXX.''
**And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called ''Guilty Gear 2: [[Bugs Bunny|Overture]]''.
*[[King Hippo]] has a pants size of '''"XXX Large."''' This [[may]] be hinting that he keeps [[Jizz In My Pants|porn in his pants.]]
*Hentai, as shocking as it usually is, is commonly used for shock humour and childhood [[rape]]. Damn [[you]], Rule 34 and the Internet, DAMN YOU TO [[Hell|HELL]]!
**However, this is commonly criticised as going too far for just a couple of [[Anonymous|lulz]].

==Poopers who do NOT like Hentai==
*[[TacoWiz]]
*[[TrainorJon]] - He hates hentai.
*[[Jedi787Plus]] - hates anything that involves sex, [[cum]], or anything in between and is an adamant anti-lolicon activist; however, it is rumored that he tolerates ecchi (nude but nonsexual) stuff...
*[[You|Everyone]]

==People who proudly make BLOODY MATURE ARTS==
*[[Kinghomer45]] - Drawn Sex is better than this guy.
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Sex]]

Dinner

2011-02-21T01:07:04Z

Magmalord43:

{{Food}}
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[image:Generic_kitchen.jpg|thumb| A kitchen, capable of preparing Dinner.]]
[[image:Dinner.gif|left|thumb|150px|[[The King of Hyrule]] sure loves dinner.]]
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|[[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] finally having their acclaimed dinner.]]
[[Image:Lolomgdinner.JPG|thumb|right|A great artists intepretation of the great dinner. Yes, this is a joke.]]
Dinner. This fascinating and rare ritual of consuming various foodstuffs is admired and coveted by many YouTube Poop denizens. Only a select few truly know what's for dinner. The Philosophy of Dinner dates back to 1234 BC.

[[King Harkinian]] has consumed so much dinner that he is capable of channeling its energy into a massive beam known as "Dinner Attack."

Not to be confused with a [[Penis|Steak Dinner]].
==Trivia==
*[[:Category:Food|Any of these foods]] can be eaten for dinner.
**As can ice cream.
*Dinner is [[delicious]]!
*Dinner is free with [[sex]], unless you are a [[:Category:Characters - Male|man]].
*Most restaurants serve [[soda]] with dinner.

==The great argument of Dinner==

As mentioned above, every since 00110001 00110100 00111000 00110101 BC, the [[Philosophy|philosophical]] question "I wonder what's for dinner," has been asked. In fact, the great philosopher [[King Harkinian]] invented the exact quote in his 1000 page paper "I'm really really hungry right now". Of course, when we're speaking philosophically, we are not talking about the dinner we have every night, we are speaking of the great Dinner that will happen at the end of time. It will be such a big meal that everyone will stuff themselves until they get a heart attack and [[die]]. The question is what the main course will be for that dinner? [[King Harkinian]] states it will be [[cheeseburger]]s. [[Gay Luigi]] claims that it will be [[lotsa spaghetti]]. [[Mama Luigi]] predicts that it will be the [[bagel]]. [[Yoshi]] of course thinks it will be [[worms]], and do I even have to say what [[Fat Mario]] thinks? Anyway, the debate has not ended and it never will until the final dinner comes, which is [[Bad Medicine]] for me.
[[Image:Youtube Poop Fixed.jpg|thumb|centre|Did [[you]] k[[no]]w that [[Youtube Poop]] will make you wonder what's for dinner?]]
{{stub}}
[[Category:CD-i]]

Booze

2011-02-16T21:49:11Z

Magmalord43: /* Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze */

{{Food}}
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]]
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]]
[[Image:DrunkMama.jpg|right|frame|[[Mama Luigi]] would also like some more.]]
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]]
[[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[no]]rmal beer).]]
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]]
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]]
Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]].

== Poopers Who Enjoy Booze ==
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard|Richard]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[Temeku|MTB710]]
*Many Others

== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze ==
*[[Scratch]]
*[[Grounder]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Princess Peach]]
*[[Bowser]]
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[The King]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (He slips it into the [[Volvic Revive]].)
*[[Super Robotnik]]
*All forms of [[Mario]] except for [[Regular Mario]].
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Scratch]] (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.)
*[[Link]]
*[[Gwonam]]
*[[Tevye]]
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Koopone]] (Imported [[Gay|French]] [[Shit|champagne]], to be specific.)
*[[Ludwig von Koopa|Eve]][[Lemmy Koopa|ry]] [[Roy Koopa|one]] [[Iggy Koopa|of]] [[Wendy O. Koopa|the]] [[Morton Koopa Jr.|Koopa]][[Larry Koopa|lings]].
*[[Scratch]] (This much.)
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (That is how he [[die]]d.)
*[[Dr. Rabbit]] (After he was banned from Youtube by [[Colgate]].)
*All other forms of [[Luigi]].
*[[Scratch]]
*Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped.
*The [[Demoman]]
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
*[[Homer Simpson]]
*[[Scratch]]
*[[Aran Ryan]]
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
*[[Scratch]]
*[[Dethklok]] (Especially Pickles.)
*[[Strong Bad]] (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all")
*[[Scratch]]
*[[Barack Obama|President Barack Obama]]
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock)
*[[Spider-Man]] (Alcohol is his power source.)
*[[Scratch]]
*Gutsman's Ass
*[[Nostalgia Critic]] (But only in rare cases.)
*[[Scratch]]

==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze==
*<s>Scratch</s> (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.)
*[[Wes Weasley]]
*[[Ushrom]]
*[[Tom Nook]]
*[[Customer Service]]
*[[George Volcano]]
*[[Coconuts]]? (Rumored...)
*[[Cheatsy Koopa]]
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
*[[Bubs]]
*[[Crazy Bruce]] (Thanks to his own liqour store.)
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]
*Mr. Ratburn

==Types of BOOZE==

*Whisky (Corn)
**[[Irish]] Whisky
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky
**[[Japan]]ese Whisky
**[[Canada|Canadian]] Whisky
**[[America]]n Whisky
***Bourbon Whisky
*[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes, various grains)
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice)
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes)
**[[Shit|Champagne]]
*[[Bleach|Gin]] (Juniper berries)
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s)
**Lager
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]]
**Ale
***Pale Ale
***Barley Wine
***[[no|NOT]] GINGER ALE
**Stout
**Porter
*Meade (Honey)
*Rum (Sugar)
*[[Demoman|Scrumpy]] ([[Macintosh|Apples]]) [only produced in SW [[England]]]
*[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) [only produced in [[Mexico]]]
*[[Energon]] (various energy sources)

==Trivia==
*The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
*The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]].
*In Munich, [[Germany]], there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called [[Medic|Oktoberfest]].
**There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
***[[Adolf Hitler|A putsch]] was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of [[Adolf Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]] revolutionists.
*Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
*Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
**Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]].
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
**The capital of beer would be [[Germany]], which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above).
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933.
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies.
*Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
*According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy.
*Nathan Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that.
*Various [[cheese]]es are commonly eaten with various types of booze, usually wine, but sometimes other boozes with other types of cheese (such as weisslacker, which is eaten with beer).
*[[Batman]] believes that while [[Robin]]'s chest pain may be drinkers, they're also human beings.

Magmalord

2011-02-16T16:50:29Z

Magmalord43: /* Preferred Methods */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing
*Stutters

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-02-16T16:50:06Z

Magmalord43: /* Preferred Methods */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing
*Ear Rape
*Pitch Shifting
*Reapeats
*Reversing

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-02-16T16:49:41Z

Magmalord43: /* Preferred Methods */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;
*Pitch Shifting;
*Reapeats
*Reversing

==Collabs Hosted==
*Remake Collab
*Mirror Effect Collab
*Closing Logo Collab(In Progress)

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Dr. Robotnik

2011-02-16T16:41:45Z

Magmalord43: /* Hates */

{{Char}}
{{featured}}
{{CharBox
|name=Dr. Ivo Robotnik
|image=Eeeeeevil.jpg
|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
|sex=Male
|age=42
|occupation=Evil scientist
|cast=[[Long John Baldry]], Gary Chalk, Jim Cummings, Mike Pollock
}}
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character and the arch-nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen ''Sonic'' games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|left|This is, what, the twentieth time his call has been disconnected?]]
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium|his own emporium]]. But nobody cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit.
[[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.]]
[[NO|Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008]]. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.

==Likes==
*Himself
*Buckets of chicken [[balls]].
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
*The [[Muppet Babies]]
*Eating a wagon wheel
*Going out, out, out the door
*Strawberry Shortcuts
*[[You]]
*[[Porn]]
*The [[KKK]]
*[[Satan]]
*Sprite
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].
*Putting out the Bushroot.
*His cock.
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]
*[[Sex|Sodomy]]
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts! Guess what I have!?]]
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]
*Being a super genius.
*Having inventions that actually work.
*Blood
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.
*[[Racism]]
*[[Eggs]]
*Tacos
*[[Lucinda]]
*[[Darkwing Yak]]
*[[Rock TV|TV]]
*Free games.
*AC/DC

{{VidCaption|HP8bWiaWoWk|Robotnik singing his [[No|favorite song]].}}

==Hates==
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}
[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|left|Dr. Robotnik and his giant phone.]]
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Mario]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*"That Chimpanzee"
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)
*[[Da Bears]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]
*[[Snake]]s
*Alligators
*Spot The Chicken
*Dipstick
*71519
*[[Face]]
*Not being able to say "nigger".
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's true love.]]]]
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Cornflakes]]
*The House of The Dead: Overkill
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Smirking Bitch]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*[[4Kids]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Albert Wesker
*Candy
*Wishes
*Scouters
*[[Your Face]]

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Need any help?]]
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give [[promotion]]s. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
*It's rumored that Sara is his daughter.
*It's quite likely that his father is either [[Goronu]], [[Chris Bores]], or [[Daedreamer87]].
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
*It's rumored that he often hangs around at the Pirate Leather Bar.
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|Sadly, this picture does not contain as much win as we'd like.]]
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore.
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis]] in strips of [[bacon]]. That could also explain why his member makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
*He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.
*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]].
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
*He has a small [[PENIS|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
*He is believed to be the creator of butt sex.
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]]
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU NINCOMBOTS!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHERE'S MY FOOD?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans|BEANS]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...[[Ass|caboose]]...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to [[fuck]] [[you]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? [[Link|I win]]!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Everybody wants to be of the U.S. secret to acheiving the final conquest of movies!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|HORRORS! The super-strength formula has dissipated!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NO FAIR! I WANTED THE FREE GAME!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}}

==The Greatest [[Evil]]...==
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]
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Dr. Robotnik

2011-02-16T00:10:52Z

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[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character and the arch-nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen ''Sonic'' games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|left|This is, what, the twentieth time his call has been disconnected?]]
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium|his own emporium]]. But nobody cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit.
[[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.]]
[[NO|Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008]]. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.

==Likes==
*Himself
*Buckets of chicken [[balls]].
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
*The [[Muppet Babies]]
*Eating a wagon wheel
*Going out, out, out the door
*Strawberry Shortcuts
*[[You]]
*[[Porn]]
*The [[KKK]]
*[[Satan]]
*Sprite
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].
*Putting out the Bushroot.
*His cock.
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]
*[[Sex|Sodomy]]
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts! Guess what I have!?]]
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]
*Being a super genius.
*Having inventions that actually work.
*Blood
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.
*[[Racism]]
*[[Eggs]]
*Tacos
*[[Lucinda]]
*[[Darkwing Yak]]
*[[Rock TV|TV]]
*Free games.
*AC/DC

{{VidCaption|HP8bWiaWoWk|Robotnik singing his [[No|favorite song]].}}

==Hates==
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}
[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|left|Dr. Robotnik and his giant phone.]]
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Mario]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*"That Chimpanzee"
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)
*[[Da Bears]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]
*[[Snake]]s
*Alligators
*Spot The Chicken
*Dipstick
*71519
*[[Face]]
*Not being able to say "nigger".
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's true love.]]]]
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Cornflakes]]
*The House of The Dead: Overkill
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Smirking Bitch]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*[[4Kids]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Albert Wesker
*Candy
*Wishes
*Scouters

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Need any help?]]
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give [[promotion]]s. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
*It's rumored that Sara is his daughter.
*It's quite likely that his father is either [[Goronu]], [[Chris Bores]], or [[Daedreamer87]].
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
*It's rumored that he often hangs around at the Pirate Leather Bar.
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|Sadly, this picture does not contain as much win as we'd like.]]
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore.
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis]] in strips of [[bacon]]. That could also explain why his member makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
*He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.
*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]].
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
*He has a small [[PENIS|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
*He is believed to be the creator of butt sex.
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]]
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU NINCOMBOTS!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHERE'S MY FOOD?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans|BEANS]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...[[Ass|caboose]]...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to [[fuck]] [[you]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? [[Link|I win]]!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Everybody wants to be of the U.S. secret to acheiving the final conquest of movies!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|HORRORS! The super-strength formula has dissipated!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NO FAIR! I WANTED THE FREE GAME!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}}

==The Greatest [[Evil]]...==
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]
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Dr. Robotnik

2011-02-16T00:10:26Z

Magmalord43: /* Presidential Run */

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[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character and the arch-nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen ''Sonic'' games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|left|This is, what, the twentieth time his call has been disconnected?]]
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium|his own emporium]]. But nobody cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit.
[[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.
[[NO|Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008]]. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.

==Likes==
*Himself
*Buckets of chicken [[balls]].
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
*The [[Muppet Babies]]
*Eating a wagon wheel
*Going out, out, out the door
*Strawberry Shortcuts
*[[You]]
*[[Porn]]
*The [[KKK]]
*[[Satan]]
*Sprite
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].
*Putting out the Bushroot.
*His cock.
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]
*[[Sex|Sodomy]]
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts! Guess what I have!?]]
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]
*Being a super genius.
*Having inventions that actually work.
*Blood
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.
*[[Racism]]
*[[Eggs]]
*Tacos
*[[Lucinda]]
*[[Darkwing Yak]]
*[[Rock TV|TV]]
*Free games.
*AC/DC

{{VidCaption|HP8bWiaWoWk|Robotnik singing his [[No|favorite song]].}}

==Hates==
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}
[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|left|Dr. Robotnik and his giant phone.]]
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Mario]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*"That Chimpanzee"
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)
*[[Da Bears]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]
*[[Snake]]s
*Alligators
*Spot The Chicken
*Dipstick
*71519
*[[Face]]
*Not being able to say "nigger".
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's true love.]]]]
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Cornflakes]]
*The House of The Dead: Overkill
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Smirking Bitch]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*[[4Kids]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Albert Wesker
*Candy
*Wishes
*Scouters

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Need any help?]]
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give [[promotion]]s. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
*It's rumored that Sara is his daughter.
*It's quite likely that his father is either [[Goronu]], [[Chris Bores]], or [[Daedreamer87]].
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
*It's rumored that he often hangs around at the Pirate Leather Bar.
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|Sadly, this picture does not contain as much win as we'd like.]]
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore.
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis]] in strips of [[bacon]]. That could also explain why his member makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
*He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.
*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]].
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
*He has a small [[PENIS|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
*He is believed to be the creator of butt sex.
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]]
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU NINCOMBOTS!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHERE'S MY FOOD?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans|BEANS]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...[[Ass|caboose]]...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to [[fuck]] [[you]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? [[Link|I win]]!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Everybody wants to be of the U.S. secret to acheiving the final conquest of movies!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|HORRORS! The super-strength formula has dissipated!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NO FAIR! I WANTED THE FREE GAME!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}}

==The Greatest [[Evil]]...==
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]
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Dr. Robotnik

2011-02-16T00:09:32Z

Magmalord43: /* Presidential Run */

{{Char}}
{{featured}}
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|name=Dr. Ivo Robotnik
|image=Eeeeeevil.jpg
|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
|sex=Male
|age=42
|occupation=Evil scientist
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[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character and the arch-nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen ''Sonic'' games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|left|This is, what, the twentieth time his call has been disconnected?]]
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium|his own emporium]]. But nobody cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit.
[[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|[[NO|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.]]
Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.

==Likes==
*Himself
*Buckets of chicken [[balls]].
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
*The [[Muppet Babies]]
*Eating a wagon wheel
*Going out, out, out the door
*Strawberry Shortcuts
*[[You]]
*[[Porn]]
*The [[KKK]]
*[[Satan]]
*Sprite
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].
*Putting out the Bushroot.
*His cock.
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]
*[[Sex|Sodomy]]
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts! Guess what I have!?]]
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]
*Being a super genius.
*Having inventions that actually work.
*Blood
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.
*[[Racism]]
*[[Eggs]]
*Tacos
*[[Lucinda]]
*[[Darkwing Yak]]
*[[Rock TV|TV]]
*Free games.
*AC/DC

{{VidCaption|HP8bWiaWoWk|Robotnik singing his [[No|favorite song]].}}

==Hates==
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}
[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|left|Dr. Robotnik and his giant phone.]]
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Mario]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*"That Chimpanzee"
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)
*[[Da Bears]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]
*[[Snake]]s
*Alligators
*Spot The Chicken
*Dipstick
*71519
*[[Face]]
*Not being able to say "nigger".
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's true love.]]]]
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Cornflakes]]
*The House of The Dead: Overkill
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Smirking Bitch]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
*[[4Kids]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Albert Wesker
*Candy
*Wishes
*Scouters

==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Need any help?]]
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give [[promotion]]s. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
*It's rumored that Sara is his daughter.
*It's quite likely that his father is either [[Goronu]], [[Chris Bores]], or [[Daedreamer87]].
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
*It's rumored that he often hangs around at the Pirate Leather Bar.
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|Sadly, this picture does not contain as much win as we'd like.]]
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore.
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis]] in strips of [[bacon]]. That could also explain why his member makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
*He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.
*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]].
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
*He has a small [[PENIS|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
*He is believed to be the creator of butt sex.
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]]
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU NINCOMBOTS!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHERE'S MY FOOD?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans|BEANS]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...[[Ass|caboose]]...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to [[fuck]] [[you]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? [[Link|I win]]!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Everybody wants to be of the U.S. secret to acheiving the final conquest of movies!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|HORRORS! The super-strength formula has dissipated!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NO FAIR! I WANTED THE FREE GAME!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}}

==The Greatest [[Evil]]...==
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]
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[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Athletes]]
[[Category:Olympiads]]
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
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[[Category:Dicks]]
[[Category:Dictators]]
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[[Category:Racists]]
[[Category:College Graduates]]

Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

2011-02-16T00:06:05Z

Magmalord43: /* Characters */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
|image=250px-Pantystockinglogo.jpg‎
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Gainax
|year=2010
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|EZRo8Z1Ser8}}
It's basically an [[anime]] about two loli angels who have to beat up ghosts to get back into heaven. There's also this fuckin' afro priest, some dog who looks like GIR from [[Invader Zim]] and a geek with a key for a [[penis]]. The show also takes a new approach to the animation by making it look more [[American]] than [[Japanese]].

===Characters===
* [[Lesbians|Panty]]
* [[Emo|Stocking]]
* Garterbelt
* Chuck
* Brief
* Scanty
* Kneesocks
* Fastener
* Corset

==Episodes==
''This show hasn't been dubbed into English, so you can only view episodes with English subs.''

{| border="1"
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-1-english-subbed/ Excretion Without Honor and Humanity / Death Race 2010]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-2-english-subbed/ The Clamor of the Beehive / Sex and the Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-3-english-subbed/ Catfight Club / Pulp Addiction]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-4-english-subbed/ Diet Syndrome / High School Nudical]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-5-english-subbed/ Hanamuptra / Vomiting Point]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-6-english-subbed/ Les Diaboliques]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-7-english-subbed/ Transhomers / The Stripping]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-8-english-subbed/ ... of the Dead / 1 Angry Ghost]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-9-english-subbed/ If the Angels Wore Swimsuits / Ghost: The Phantom of Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-10-english-subbed/ Inner Brief / Chuck to the Future / Chuck to the Future Part 2 / Chuck to the Future Part 3 / Help! We are Angels]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-11-english-subbed/ Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt / Nothing to Room]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-12-english-subbed/ D.C. Confidential / Panty + Brief]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-13-english-subbed/ Bitch Girls / Bitch Girls 2 Bitch]
|-
|}

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop By===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJrnyCHyO4 xDoctorxFaustusx]

===Often Used By===

===Sometimes Used By===

*[[BMATF]]

===Disliked By===
* [[You|People on the forums who are sick of all the Panty and Stocking avatars and signatures.]]

==Further Info==

===Trivia===
* It's currently one of [[Youchew]]'s favorite and most discussed shows. Nearly beating out [[Sailor Moon]] and the [[Powerpuff Girls (show)|Powerpuff Girls]]. Recently, [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] [[bad|has been catching up to the competition,]] [[good|but it isn't quite there ''just'' yet.]]
*It also happens to have one very kick ass soundtrack.

===Main Source For Poopers===

===External Links===

[http://www.gainax.co.jp/anime/psg/ The official site]

[[Category:Anime]]

Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

2011-02-16T00:05:15Z

Magmalord43: /* Characters */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
|image=250px-Pantystockinglogo.jpg‎
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Gainax
|year=2010
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|EZRo8Z1Ser8}}
It's basically an [[anime]] about two loli angels who have to beat up ghosts to get back into heaven. There's also this fuckin' afro priest, some dog who looks like GIR from [[Invader Zim]] and a geek with a key for a [[penis]]. The show also takes a new approach to the animation by making it look more [[American]] than [[Japanese]].

===Characters===
* [[Lesbian|Panty]]
* [[Emo|Stocking]]
* Garterbelt
* Chuck
* Brief
* Scanty
* Kneesocks
* Fastener
* Corset

==Episodes==
''This show hasn't been dubbed into English, so you can only view episodes with English subs.''

{| border="1"
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-1-english-subbed/ Excretion Without Honor and Humanity / Death Race 2010]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-2-english-subbed/ The Clamor of the Beehive / Sex and the Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-3-english-subbed/ Catfight Club / Pulp Addiction]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-4-english-subbed/ Diet Syndrome / High School Nudical]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-5-english-subbed/ Hanamuptra / Vomiting Point]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-6-english-subbed/ Les Diaboliques]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-7-english-subbed/ Transhomers / The Stripping]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-8-english-subbed/ ... of the Dead / 1 Angry Ghost]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-9-english-subbed/ If the Angels Wore Swimsuits / Ghost: The Phantom of Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-10-english-subbed/ Inner Brief / Chuck to the Future / Chuck to the Future Part 2 / Chuck to the Future Part 3 / Help! We are Angels]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-11-english-subbed/ Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt / Nothing to Room]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-12-english-subbed/ D.C. Confidential / Panty + Brief]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-13-english-subbed/ Bitch Girls / Bitch Girls 2 Bitch]
|-
|}

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop By===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJrnyCHyO4 xDoctorxFaustusx]

===Often Used By===

===Sometimes Used By===

*[[BMATF]]

===Disliked By===
* [[You|People on the forums who are sick of all the Panty and Stocking avatars and signatures.]]

==Further Info==

===Trivia===
* It's currently one of [[Youchew]]'s favorite and most discussed shows. Nearly beating out [[Sailor Moon]] and the [[Powerpuff Girls (show)|Powerpuff Girls]]. Recently, [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] [[bad|has been catching up to the competition,]] [[good|but it isn't quite there ''just'' yet.]]
*It also happens to have one very kick ass soundtrack.

===Main Source For Poopers===

===External Links===

[http://www.gainax.co.jp/anime/psg/ The official site]

[[Category:Anime]]

Ronald McDonald

2011-02-15T19:22:11Z

Magmalord43: /* Likes */

Ronald McDonald

2011-02-15T19:20:19Z

Magmalord43: /* Facts */

{{char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Ronald McDonald
|image=Ronald1.JPEG
|sex=Male
|occupation=McDonald's Spokesman
}}
[[Image:ran ran ruu!.gif|thumb|right|Ran Ran Ruu!]]
{{vid|Ssh71hePR8Q}}
{{vid|WF9kZp-Kl0c}}
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Ronald McDonald is an advertising character turned devil who now kidnaps children in order to increase his army.

==Story==
In 1955, [[McDonald's]] was created. [[McDonald's]] needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of selling [[cheeseburger|burgers]], so they created Ronald McDonald. Things were fine until the mid 2000s, when criticisms of [[McDonald's]] by [[Fat|fat shits]] with [[Tourette's Guy|no self-control]] started appearing in large numbers, which caused him to turn [[evil]] and kill the fat shits. Since then, he has found a new home in the center of the Earth devouring the souls of the obese and selling their bodies to McDonald's franchises all around the world.

==Story 2==
After 1988, McDonald's turned to shit, and Ronald turned shit along with the restaurant.

==Quotes==

*Ran Ran RU!!!
*Hambagaa! (Hamburger!)
*Moshi Moshi? (Hullo?)
*[[No|Go Active!]]
*I'm lovin' it!
*Did somebody say [[McDonalds]]?
*[[No]], it's a [[cheeseburger]]!
*Sleep early, you'll be strong tommorow!
*Don't touch Grimace!

==Facts==

*Ronald McDonald is the final boss of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] on impossible mode.
*He is friends with both [[Weegee]] and [[Giygas]], since all three of them are masters of mind rape.
*When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in [[hell]], he will pass out infected hamburgers.
*He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]].
*Is massively popular for his ''"[[U.N. Owen Was Her?!]]"'' remix...(First video to the right)
*...And his ''"Pokey Means Buisness!"'' remix...(Second video to the right)
*...And his ''"Native Faith"'' remix...(Third video to the right)
*Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
*He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
*You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at [[McDonald's]].
*Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
*RON RON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*In [[the '70s]] and [['80s]], he and his friends were actually [[love]]d by children. This was before McDonald's turned to shit in 1988, and again in the 2000s.
*He really hates prank callers. In fact, one time he was prank called, and it pissed him off so bad that he created an atomic explosion that destroyed half of the world.
*He is a member of the [[Barney Bunch]] often refered to as Ronald "[[Penis]] Clown" Mcdonald or just "Penis Clown"
*His brother is [[Gay|Dick the Clown]]

==Likes==
*[[McDonalds]] (Are you serious?)
*[[Touhou Project]]
*Hatsune Miku
*[[Coca-Cola]] (Has it at his restaurants.)
*Grimace
*Birdie the Early Bird
*Mayor Mc[[Cheese]]
*Big Mac (Both the [[sandvich|sandwich]] and the character.)
*[[Texas|Dallas]] (Likes showing up there for some strange reason.)
[[Image:Officer-big-mac.jpg|thumb|right|Officer Big Mac, one of Ronald McDonald's psychotic friends.]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Burger King]]
**[[Twilight]] and how Burger King's advertising it. (Even [[Tourettes Guy|Ronald McGoddamned Donald]] knows that Twilight sucks!)
*[[KFC]]
*[[Wendy O. Koopa|Wendy's]]
*Chick-fil-a
*[[Taco Bell]]
*[[Robotnik|People who prefer these restaurants over McDonalds]]
*Hamburglar (keeps trying to steal his hamburgers)
*[[Little Mac]]
*The corporate idiots that want him to retire from being McDonalds mascot because they believe he promotes obesity. (Seriously, though, who's that stupid to do that??)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Ronald McDonald}}
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Business People]]

Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

2011-02-15T19:14:33Z

Magmalord43: /* Disliked By */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
|image=250px-Pantystockinglogo.jpg‎
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Gainax
|year=2010
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|EZRo8Z1Ser8}}
It's basically an [[anime]] about two loli angels who have to beat up ghosts to get back into heaven. There's also this fuckin' afro priest, some dog who looks like GIR from [[Invader Zim]] and a geek with a key for a [[penis]]. The show also takes a new approach to the animation by making it look more [[American]] than [[Japanese]].

===Characters===
* [[Anarchy Panty|Panty]]
* [[Anarchy Stocking|Stocking]]
* [[Garterbelt]]
* Chuck
* Brief
* Scanty
* Kneesocks
* Fastener
* Corset

==Episodes==
''This show hasn't been dubbed into English, so you can only view episodes with English subs.''

{| border="1"
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-1-english-subbed/ Excretion Without Honor and Humanity / Death Race 2010]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-2-english-subbed/ The Clamor of the Beehive / Sex and the Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-3-english-subbed/ Catfight Club / Pulp Addiction]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-4-english-subbed/ Diet Syndrome / High School Nudical]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-5-english-subbed/ Hanamuptra / Vomiting Point]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-6-english-subbed/ Les Diaboliques]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-7-english-subbed/ Transhomers / The Stripping]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-8-english-subbed/ ... of the Dead / 1 Angry Ghost]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-9-english-subbed/ If the Angels Wore Swimsuits / Ghost: The Phantom of Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-10-english-subbed/ Inner Brief / Chuck to the Future / Chuck to the Future Part 2 / Chuck to the Future Part 3 / Help! We are Angels]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-11-english-subbed/ Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt / Nothing to Room]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-12-english-subbed/ D.C. Confidential / Panty + Brief]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-13-english-subbed/ Bitch Girls / Bitch Girls 2 Bitch]
|-
|}

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop By===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJrnyCHyO4 xDoctorxFaustusx]

===Often Used By===

===Sometimes Used By===

*[[BMATF]]

===Disliked By===
* [[You|People on the forums who are sick of all the Panty and Stocking avatars and signatures.]]

==Further Info==

===Trivia===
* It's currently one of [[Youchew]]'s favorite and most discussed shows. Nearly beating out [[Sailor Moon]] and the [[Powerpuff Girls (show)|Powerpuff Girls]]. Recently, [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] [[Gay|has been catching up to the competition,]] [[NO|but it isn't quite there ''just'' yet.]]
*[[NO|It also happens to have one very kick ass soundtrack.]]

===Main Source For Poopers===

===External Links===

[http://www.gainax.co.jp/anime/psg/ The official site]

[[Category:Anime]]

Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

2011-02-15T19:14:03Z

Magmalord43: /* Trivia */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
|image=250px-Pantystockinglogo.jpg‎
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Gainax
|year=2010
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|EZRo8Z1Ser8}}
It's basically an [[anime]] about two loli angels who have to beat up ghosts to get back into heaven. There's also this fuckin' afro priest, some dog who looks like GIR from [[Invader Zim]] and a geek with a key for a [[penis]]. The show also takes a new approach to the animation by making it look more [[American]] than [[Japanese]].

===Characters===
* [[Anarchy Panty|Panty]]
* [[Anarchy Stocking|Stocking]]
* [[Garterbelt]]
* Chuck
* Brief
* Scanty
* Kneesocks
* Fastener
* Corset

==Episodes==
''This show hasn't been dubbed into English, so you can only view episodes with English subs.''

{| border="1"
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-1-english-subbed/ Excretion Without Honor and Humanity / Death Race 2010]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-2-english-subbed/ The Clamor of the Beehive / Sex and the Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-3-english-subbed/ Catfight Club / Pulp Addiction]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-4-english-subbed/ Diet Syndrome / High School Nudical]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-5-english-subbed/ Hanamuptra / Vomiting Point]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-6-english-subbed/ Les Diaboliques]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-7-english-subbed/ Transhomers / The Stripping]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-8-english-subbed/ ... of the Dead / 1 Angry Ghost]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-9-english-subbed/ If the Angels Wore Swimsuits / Ghost: The Phantom of Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-10-english-subbed/ Inner Brief / Chuck to the Future / Chuck to the Future Part 2 / Chuck to the Future Part 3 / Help! We are Angels]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-11-english-subbed/ Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt / Nothing to Room]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-12-english-subbed/ D.C. Confidential / Panty + Brief]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-13-english-subbed/ Bitch Girls / Bitch Girls 2 Bitch]
|-
|}

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop By===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJrnyCHyO4 xDoctorxFaustusx]

===Often Used By===

===Sometimes Used By===

*[[BMATF]]

===Disliked By===
* [[LightningLuigi|People on the forums who are sick of all the Panty and Stocking avatars and signatures.]]

==Further Info==

===Trivia===
* It's currently one of [[Youchew]]'s favorite and most discussed shows. Nearly beating out [[Sailor Moon]] and the [[Powerpuff Girls (show)|Powerpuff Girls]]. Recently, [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] [[Gay|has been catching up to the competition,]] [[NO|but it isn't quite there ''just'' yet.]]
*[[NO|It also happens to have one very kick ass soundtrack.]]

===Main Source For Poopers===

===External Links===

[http://www.gainax.co.jp/anime/psg/ The official site]

[[Category:Anime]]

Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

2011-02-15T19:12:28Z

Magmalord43: /* Trivia */

{{media}}
{{stub}}
{{Mediabox
|name=Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
|image=250px-Pantystockinglogo.jpg‎
|country=Japan
|type=Animated TV show
|creator=Gainax
|year=2010
|1stmade=
}}

==Description==
{{vid|EZRo8Z1Ser8}}
It's basically an [[anime]] about two loli angels who have to beat up ghosts to get back into heaven. There's also this fuckin' afro priest, some dog who looks like GIR from [[Invader Zim]] and a geek with a key for a [[penis]]. The show also takes a new approach to the animation by making it look more [[American]] than [[Japanese]].

===Characters===
* [[Anarchy Panty|Panty]]
* [[Anarchy Stocking|Stocking]]
* [[Garterbelt]]
* Chuck
* Brief
* Scanty
* Kneesocks
* Fastener
* Corset

==Episodes==
''This show hasn't been dubbed into English, so you can only view episodes with English subs.''

{| border="1"
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-1-english-subbed/ Excretion Without Honor and Humanity / Death Race 2010]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-2-english-subbed/ The Clamor of the Beehive / Sex and the Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-3-english-subbed/ Catfight Club / Pulp Addiction]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-4-english-subbed/ Diet Syndrome / High School Nudical]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-5-english-subbed/ Hanamuptra / Vomiting Point]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-6-english-subbed/ Les Diaboliques]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-7-english-subbed/ Transhomers / The Stripping]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-8-english-subbed/ ... of the Dead / 1 Angry Ghost]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-9-english-subbed/ If the Angels Wore Swimsuits / Ghost: The Phantom of Daten City]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-10-english-subbed/ Inner Brief / Chuck to the Future / Chuck to the Future Part 2 / Chuck to the Future Part 3 / Help! We are Angels]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-11-english-subbed/ Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt / Nothing to Room]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-12-english-subbed/ D.C. Confidential / Panty + Brief]
|-
|[http://www.animeultima.tv/panty-and-stocking-with-garterbelt-episode-13-english-subbed/ Bitch Girls / Bitch Girls 2 Bitch]
|-
|}

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop By===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJrnyCHyO4 xDoctorxFaustusx]

===Often Used By===

===Sometimes Used By===

*[[BMATF]]

===Disliked By===
* [[LightningLuigi|People on the forums who are sick of all the Panty and Stocking avatars and signatures.]]

==Further Info==

===Trivia===
* It's currently one of [[Youchew]]'s favorite and most discussed shows. Nearly beating out [[Sailor Moon]] and the [[Powerpuff Girls (show)|Powerpuff Girls]]. Recently, [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] [[Good|has been catching up to the competition,]] [[NO|but it isn't quite there ''just'' yet.]]
*[[NO|It also happens to have one very kick ass soundtrack.]]

===Main Source For Poopers===

===External Links===

[http://www.gainax.co.jp/anime/psg/ The official site]

[[Category:Anime]]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-15T02:02:10Z

Magmalord43: /* Invasion onto the Panty and Stocking With Gaterbelt Thread */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-15T02:01:50Z

Magmalord43: /* Invasion onto the Panty and Stocking with Gaterbelt Thread */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-15T02:01:27Z

Magmalord43: /* Invasion onto the Panty and Stocking Thread */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-15T02:00:58Z

Magmalord43: /* Invasion onto the Panty and Stocking Thread */

Twisted Metal

2011-02-14T22:00:20Z

Magmalord43: /* Often Used by */

{{media}}
{{Vid|npYO-Logiak}}

==Description==
This was a car game which included the unique feature of setting aside the point of racing and instead turned the drivers against each other with weapons and such. Some of the endings (strong emphasis on the first one's live-action endings that were cut out) make for some good material but many people have yet to use it.


===Media Information===
It was a game, wasn't that already explained?



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' 
 
'''Twisted Metal 1'''
* Calypso
* Sweet Tooth
* Spectre (Scott Campbell)
* Yellow Jacket (Charlie Kane)
* Warthog
* Hammerhead

'''Twisted Metal 2'''
* Calypso
* Mr. Slam (Simon Whittlebone)

'''Twisted Metal Black'''
* Brimstone (Jebadiah the Preacher)
* Outlaw (Agent Stone)

==Episodes etc==

==Usage==
when?
===First Used in a Poop by===
===Often Used by===

*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[nimrodpowerz]]
*[[Magmalord43]]

===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Idiotska]]

==Further information==
*All men love this game. '''ALL MEN.'''
*Is Navigatr's favourite game.

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]

Magmalord

2011-02-14T19:07:21Z

Magmalord43: /* Dislikes */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;
*Pitch Shifting;
*Reapeats
*Reversing

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*[[YOU]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-02-14T19:06:58Z

Magmalord43: /* Preferred Methods */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;
*Pitch Shifting;
*Reapeats
*Reversing

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*Giant floating baby head

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-02-14T19:06:19Z

Magmalord43: /* History */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;
*Pitch Shifting;
*Reapeats

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*Giant floating baby head

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-14T19:04:34Z

Magmalord43: /* Description */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-14T19:01:54Z

Magmalord43: /* Description */

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

2011-02-14T18:59:28Z

Magmalord43: /* Description */

Magmalord

2011-02-08T18:08:48Z

Magmalord43: /* Preferred Methods */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, Magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which Magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;
*Pitch Shifting;
*Reapeats

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*Giant floating baby head

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Magmalord

2011-02-08T18:07:41Z

Magmalord43: /* In Brief */

{{pooper}}
{{Pooperbox
|name=Magmalord43
|1stmade= YouTube Poop: Mario and Luigi Are Dumb Part 1
|sources=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
|methods=
|tech=Vegas
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}

==In Brief==
Magmalord started pooping back in the second quarter of 2008. His first poops weren't a big deal, full of CD-I and overrated memes. but six months after his first poop, he finally uses [[Sony Vegas]]. His main account was suspended, back in June 2009, creating his current account: Magmalord4. Then, he become a famous YouTube Poop Tennis player.
{{vid|1qJr0B1bVyc}}

==History==
Back in Febuary of 2008, Magmalord discovered one of [[Walrusguy]]'s popular poops: Link Gets Cancer. After watching some poops, he decided to make his first poop: Mario and Luigi are dumb. A poop with [[Hotel Mario]] cutscenes, which Magmalord just repeated every single second of the movie, with [[Windows Movie Maker]]. Magma decided to make a sequel, using the [[Super Mario World]] episode: [[Mama Luigi]]. Better, but still terrible, he decided to search for [[Sony Vegas]], until October 2008, when he makes his first poop with Sony Vegas: Wario Interruptes George's Commercial.

==Sources==
*Stuff than no one uses
*[[Twisted Metal]]
*[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
*Cartoon Network shows in general

==Preferred Methods==
*Sentence Mixing;
*Ear Rape;

==Likes==
*everything besides [[CD-I]]

==Dislikes==
*Giant floating baby head

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/magmalord4 Channel]

Twisted Metal

2009-07-06T20:56:21Z

Magmalord43: /* Often Used by */

{{media}}
{{Vid|npYO-Logiak}}

==Description==
This was a car game which included the unique feature of setting aside the point of racing and instead turned the drivers against each other with weapons and such. Some of the endings (strong emphasis on the first one's live-action endings that were cut out) make for some good material but many people have yet to use it.


===Media Information===
It was a game, wasn't that already explained?



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' 
 
'''Twisted Metal 1'''
* Calypso
* Sweet Tooth
* Spectre (Scott Campbell)
* Yellow Jacket (Charlie Kane)
* Warthog
* Hammerhead

'''Twisted Metal 2'''
* Calypso
* Mr. Slam (Simon Whittlebone)

'''Twisted Metal Black'''
* Brimstone (Jebadiah the Preacher)
* Outlaw (Agent Stone)

==Episodes etc==

==Usage==
when?
===First Used in a Poop by===
===Often Used by===

*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[nimrodpowerz]]
magmalord43

===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Idiotska]]

===Disliked by===
giant floating baby head

spongebob

not skyguy16

==Further information==
*All men love this game. '''ALL MEN.'''
*Is Navigatr's favourite game.

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:Sources - Video Game's]]

Twisted Metal

2009-07-06T20:55:57Z

Magmalord43: /* Usage */

{{media}}
{{Vid|npYO-Logiak}}

==Description==
This was a car game which included the unique feature of setting aside the point of racing and instead turned the drivers against each other with weapons and such. Some of the endings (strong emphasis on the first one's live-action endings that were cut out) make for some good material but many people have yet to use it.


===Media Information===
It was a game, wasn't that already explained?



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' 
 
'''Twisted Metal 1'''
* Calypso
* Sweet Tooth
* Spectre (Scott Campbell)
* Yellow Jacket (Charlie Kane)
* Warthog
* Hammerhead

'''Twisted Metal 2'''
* Calypso
* Mr. Slam (Simon Whittlebone)

'''Twisted Metal Black'''
* Brimstone (Jebadiah the Preacher)
* Outlaw (Agent Stone)

==Episodes etc==

==Usage==
when?
===First Used in a Poop by===
===Often Used by===

*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[nimrodpowerz]]
===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Idiotska]]

===Disliked by===
giant floating baby head

spongebob

not skyguy16

==Further information==
*All men love this game. '''ALL MEN.'''
*Is Navigatr's favourite game.

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:Sources - Video Game's]]

Twisted Metal

2009-07-06T20:54:36Z

Magmalord43: /* Disliked by */

{{media}}
{{Vid|npYO-Logiak}}

==Description==
This was a car game which included the unique feature of setting aside the point of racing and instead turned the drivers against each other with weapons and such. Some of the endings (strong emphasis on the first one's live-action endings that were cut out) make for some good material but many people have yet to use it.


===Media Information===
It was a game, wasn't that already explained?



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' 
 
'''Twisted Metal 1'''
* Calypso
* Sweet Tooth
* Spectre (Scott Campbell)
* Yellow Jacket (Charlie Kane)
* Warthog
* Hammerhead

'''Twisted Metal 2'''
* Calypso
* Mr. Slam (Simon Whittlebone)

'''Twisted Metal Black'''
* Brimstone (Jebadiah the Preacher)
* Outlaw (Agent Stone)

==Episodes etc==

==Usage==
magmalord43
===First Used in a Poop by===
===Often Used by===

*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[nimrodpowerz]]
===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Idiotska]]

===Disliked by===
giant floating baby head

spongebob

not skyguy16

==Further information==
*All men love this game. '''ALL MEN.'''
*Is Navigatr's favourite game.

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:Sources - Video Game's]]

Twisted Metal

2009-07-06T20:54:17Z

Magmalord43: /* Usage */

{{media}}
{{Vid|npYO-Logiak}}

==Description==
This was a car game which included the unique feature of setting aside the point of racing and instead turned the drivers against each other with weapons and such. Some of the endings (strong emphasis on the first one's live-action endings that were cut out) make for some good material but many people have yet to use it.


===Media Information===
It was a game, wasn't that already explained?



==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' 
 
'''Twisted Metal 1'''
* Calypso
* Sweet Tooth
* Spectre (Scott Campbell)
* Yellow Jacket (Charlie Kane)
* Warthog
* Hammerhead

'''Twisted Metal 2'''
* Calypso
* Mr. Slam (Simon Whittlebone)

'''Twisted Metal Black'''
* Brimstone (Jebadiah the Preacher)
* Outlaw (Agent Stone)

==Episodes etc==

==Usage==
magmalord43
===First Used in a Poop by===
===Often Used by===

*[[MelvanainChains]]
*[[nimrodpowerz]]
===Sometimes Used by===
*[[Idiotska]]

===Disliked by===
giant floating baby head
spongebob
not skyguy16

==Further information==
*All men love this game. '''ALL MEN.'''
*Is Navigatr's favourite game.

===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ YOUTUBE]


===Other External Links===

[http://www.UNKNOWN.com UNKNOWN]

[[Category:Sources - Video Game's]]