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		<id>https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bowser_Jr.&amp;diff=71762</id>
		<title>Bowser Jr.</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-06T06:18:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Lordcristale: /* Dislikes */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{char}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. (2002-1988) was [[Bowser]]&amp;#039;s gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], which his dad didn&amp;#039;t disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jrcccp.JPG‎ |right|thumb|Bowser Jr. loves [[ass|butt]]-[[sex]] AND communism. OH [[No|NO]]ES!!!!!!!!!!]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sex]]ual Harassment&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chad Warden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gay|Zac Efron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalism&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pepsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disco Kid|Disco]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Dislikes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Women ([http://lordcristale.deviantart.com/art/Bad-idea-149334663 They&amp;#039;re his worst nightmare])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky Balboa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Good taste&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Edsel]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Disliked By==&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than him. (3)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==First Seen==&lt;br /&gt;
*Bowser&amp;#039;s Conversation with Bowser Jr.	&lt;br /&gt;
			&lt;br /&gt;
===Used in a Poop by=== &lt;br /&gt;
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Death ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was set up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people disliked him for his extreme unintelligence. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the &amp;#039;80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown&amp;#039;s DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the &amp;#039;80s). He was risen from [[The Pit]] by a couple of [[gay luigi|gay]] people on another universe and/or reborn as an university student. Since that chain of events nothing is known about him. And the world rejoiced.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gay Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pedophiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Communists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Evil Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Athletes]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Olympiads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Basketball Players]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dicks]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Lordcristale</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bowser_Jr.&amp;diff=71761</id>
		<title>Bowser Jr.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bowser_Jr.&amp;diff=71761"/>
		<updated>2010-02-06T06:17:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Lordcristale: /* Dislikes */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{char}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. (2002-1988) was [[Bowser]]&amp;#039;s gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], which his dad didn&amp;#039;t disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jrcccp.JPG‎ |right|thumb|Bowser Jr. loves [[ass|butt]]-[[sex]] AND communism. OH [[No|NO]]ES!!!!!!!!!!]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sex]]ual Harassment&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chad Warden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gay|Zac Efron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalism&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pepsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disco Kid|Disco]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Dislikes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Women ([[http://lordcristale.deviantart.com/art/Bad-idea-149334663|They&amp;#039;re his worst nightmare]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky Balboa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Good taste&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Edsel]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Disliked By==&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than him. (3)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==First Seen==&lt;br /&gt;
*Bowser&amp;#039;s Conversation with Bowser Jr.	&lt;br /&gt;
			&lt;br /&gt;
===Used in a Poop by=== &lt;br /&gt;
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Death ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was set up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people disliked him for his extreme unintelligence. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the &amp;#039;80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown&amp;#039;s DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the &amp;#039;80s). He was risen from [[The Pit]] by a couple of [[gay luigi|gay]] people on another universe and/or reborn as an university student. Since that chain of events nothing is known about him. And the world rejoiced.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gay Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pedophiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Communists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Evil Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Athletes]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Olympiads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Basketball Players]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dicks]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Lordcristale</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bowser_Jr.&amp;diff=71758</id>
		<title>Bowser Jr.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Bowser_Jr.&amp;diff=71758"/>
		<updated>2010-02-06T06:11:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Lordcristale: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{char}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. (2002-1988) was [[Bowser]]&amp;#039;s gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], which his dad didn&amp;#039;t disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jrcccp.JPG‎ |right|thumb|Bowser Jr. loves [[ass|butt]]-[[sex]] AND communism. OH [[No|NO]]ES!!!!!!!!!!]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sex]]ual Harassment&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chad Warden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gay|Zac Efron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalism&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pepsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disco Kid|Disco]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Dislikes ==&lt;br /&gt;
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Women (They&amp;#039;re his worst nightmare)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky Balboa]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Good taste&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Edsel]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Disliked By==&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than him. (3)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==First Seen==&lt;br /&gt;
*Bowser&amp;#039;s Conversation with Bowser Jr.	&lt;br /&gt;
			&lt;br /&gt;
===Used in a Poop by=== &lt;br /&gt;
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Death ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was set up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people disliked him for his extreme unintelligence. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the &amp;#039;80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown&amp;#039;s DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the &amp;#039;80s). He was risen from [[The Pit]] by a couple of [[gay luigi|gay]] people on another universe and/or reborn as an university student. Since that chain of events nothing is known about him. And the world rejoiced.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gay Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pedophiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Communists]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Evil Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Athletes]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Olympiads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Basketball Players]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dicks]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Lordcristale</name></author>
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