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Link

2010-02-23T00:07:56Z

Linkrocker132: /* Likes */

{{CharBox
|name=Link
|image=linkspin.GIF
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Male
|age=3
|occupation=Hero, Goober
|cast=Nobuyuki Hiyama
}}{{Char}}

[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|Link upon winning something, like [[Link: Faces of Evil|his quest]] or Monopoly.]]
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Goku|Saiyan]] Link.]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat]] Link.]]

Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]], who in times of crisis works as the [[No|Hero]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what makes true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullshit]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.)

Link is the current standing Hero of [[Hyrule]]. He was preceded by himself and will be succeeded by himself.

==Skills==
Link is skilled in the art of combat, and is a master swordsman and marksman. As mentioned below he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has the ability to carry a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. He is an adept of the legendary [[Duckwalk]] maneuver. Cool, huh?

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had [[sex]] with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is bisexual, or even asexual (Like an amoeba.).

[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Link, [[King Harkinian]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

==Possessions==
*His sword
*Lamp oil
*Rope
*[[Bombs]]
*A lightsaber
*Lotsa guns
*Young And Anal 15 video tape
*The king's chalice
*Boomerang
*Bow and arrow
*Various masks
*Iron Boots

==Likes==
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Impa]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s games
**[[Sonic X]]
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
*The Philips CD-i
*Atari 2600
*Sega Dreamcast
*PS3 (Doesn't have one though.)
[[Image:PowerZelda.gif|thumb|right|[[Link]] being his [[retard|usual old self.]]]]
*[[Gwonam]]
*Bombs
*Guns
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
*Consuming [[Octorok|rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.]]
*[[Kiss|KISS.]]
*[[King|The Kings]] Weed.

==Dislikes==
*[[Doraemon]]
*The Delilah Show
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Hell, who doesn't?)
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]

==Memorable Quotes==
{{poopquote|Link|...}}
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
{{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}}
{{poopquote|Link|I guess I better get going!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Great! I'll grab my stuff!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Hey! Exc''uuuuuu''se me, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
{{poopquote|Link|It's a Gohma!}}
{{poopquote|Link|(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Fine, jeez!}}
{{poopquote|Link|[[Mysterious Black Dude|Remember me?]]}}
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Don't worry Princess, the cavalry's on the way.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Looks like we're in trouble, princess! (Said in a [[Africans|nigga-like]] voice.)}}
{{poopquote|Link|(After seeing the [[90's Kid]] using his [[Sega]] Genesis like a boombox.) I guess I better get rid of this [[Sega]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old King is EVIL!}}

==Trivia==
[[Image:Link.jpg|right|thumb|Link's older brother, Link.]]
*Link is part Saiyan, or part [[Nazi|Aryan]]. Same thing.
*Has been reincarnated multiple times, and is rumored to be the next Dalai Lama.
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koridai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
*His worst enemy is not Ganon, but actually the Scatman, who tries to crucify him.
*Even though he is a [[Nintendo]] character, he wants a [[Playstation 3]] because he claims he "can't use the [[Wii]]'s controller."
*He got a job at Gwonam's restaurant, [[Squadala Burger]], in an attempt to earn money to buy a PlayStation 3. It didn't work out because no one came to the restaurant wanting burgers.
*Had a short-lived career as the lead guitarist of the [[Fish|Zora]] band ''The Indigo-Go's'' until the other band members discovered he actually stole the identity of the true lead guitarist, then deceased.
*According to [[Screwattack]], Link's [[sword]] ''[[Gwonam|is enough]]'' for him after all, because his sword was added to their Armory.
*Also, like [[Darth Vader]], Yoda, and The Apprentice appearing in Soul Calibur 4, Link also appeared in Soul Calibur II (Along with Spawn and [[Heihachi Mishima]] of the [[Tekken]] series, but they never met each other, as they all appeared in different versions of Soul Calibur II, Link in the Gamecube version.). Another interesting note is that Link and Yoshimitsu ha<s>ve</s> had the same voice actor.
*His younger self likes to drink a whole bottle of milk while fighting in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
*Can't use a crossbow for shit, so he uses the Wii Zapper.
*He actually looks kind of attractive as a girl (see picture below)... oh god what have we done?
<gallery>Image:Link_FEMALE.jpg|Stupid sexy female Link.
Image:Crater cove11.jpg|Your [[Sword]] is enough.</gallery>

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KFC

2010-02-21T17:12:25Z

Linkrocker132: /* People Who Like KFC */

{{Food}}
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food.

{{vid|rGrqW3nx5HM}}

[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] stares at his beloved fried chicken.]]

==People Who Like KFC==
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Zack]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Aka Pella]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Demoman]]
*[[Zatchy]]
*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[You]] (Well how couldn't you? <S>Chicken</S> Everything always tastes better when it's fried!)
*[[King Harkinian|The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Retard|The Amazing Athiest]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Africans|Black People]]
*[[Kirby]]
*[[King Dedede]]
*[[Metaknight]] (Only when both [[Kirby]] and [[King Dedede]] aren't around.)
*[[You|Everyone]], other than vegans.
*Rednecks(because they think [[Africans|black people]] dont eat it).

==People Who DON'T Like KFC==
*[[Dr. Eggman]]/[[Robotnik]] before his mother remarried.
*[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway.
*The [[Retard|Hanshin Tigers]] and their fans (see note below).
*[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
*[[Communists|PETA]]
{{VidCaption|3G5arh3qC5c|Kill the [[Fuck]]ing Chicken!!!}}
*[[Retard|Vegans]]
[[Image:Kfc.gif]]

*Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in.

Mario

2010-02-21T01:56:40Z

Linkrocker132: /* Dislikes */

{{Char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Mario
|image=Clip 191 0002.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=27
|occupation=Plumber
|cast=[[Optimus Prime|Peter Cullen]]/[[Captain Lou Albano]]/Walker Boone/Ronald B. Ruben/Charles Martinet
}}

Mario is a notorious character in many great games (expect hotel mario). He is usually seen with his brother, [[Luigi]], who has been known to have multiple personalities, and [[The Princess|Princess Peach]], who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, [[Mama Luigi]]. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of [[Uctions|UCTIONS]], a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "[[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was <s>torn down</s> hollowed-out in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.

Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop.

Not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]], his second evolutionary [[form]], Whale Mario, or the imposter fat old retired sportsdude, [[Real Mario]].
[[Image:googoo.jpg|thumb|Whale Mario]]
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|Mario in the rare [[form]] called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]]

===Likes===
* [[Uctions]]
* [[Lotsa Spaghetti]]
* [[The Princess]]
* [[Luigi]]
* [[Yoshi]]
* Pasta
* [[Yes|His Catholic Faith]]
* Cave Christmas
* Organization & Teamwork
* Football
* Soccer
* Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.).
* Telling [[Luigi]] that he's home.
* Mushrooms
* [[Inspector Gadget]]
* Dirk Drain-Head
* Mighty Plumber
* His favorite record (What his favorite record is, we'll never k[[no]]w.).
[[Image:Gadfa.jpg|thumb|right|Mario's new golden trophy.]]
* Toasters that [[toast]] [[toast]].
* Koopameat
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* The Pasta Pit-Stop
* Singing his own version of the ''Dragostea di ni'' song (A.K.A., the (almighty) Numa Numa song.)
* Wanting to go to Jamaica.
* [[Don Flamenco]] (For liking his hair.)
* [[Doc Louis]]

===Dislikes===
* [[Bowser]]/[[King Koopa]]
* [[Mama Luigi]], which is strage since he helped him and also his brother (In his real [[form]] that is.).
[[Image:Halolz-dot-com-supermariobros-magicmushroomsjpg.jpg|thumb|right|Here's a common artist's [[wrong]] intrepretation of what Mario's like when he finds a mushroom.]]
* [[Oogtar]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Waluigi]]
* [[Bowser Jr.]]
* [[Larry Koopa]]
* [[Morton Koopa Jr.]]
* [[Wendy O. Koopa]]
* [[Iggy Koopa]]
* [[Roy Koopa]]
* [[Lemmy Koopa]]
* [[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
* [[Dry Bones]]
* [[Anti-Uctions]]
* Stanley, The Talking Fish
* Bob-Ombs
* [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]]
* Fred Fredburger
* [[Chad Warden]]
* Jamie Kellner
* [[Eggs]]
[[Image:Balloon Yoshi Screenshot.jpg|thumb|right|Mario [[sex|riding]] on an inflated [[Blue Koopa|light blue]] [[Yoshi]].]]
* Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football.
**[[Stone Luigi]] (For that reason.)
* [[The Jonas Brothers]]
* [[Miley Cyrus]]
* [[Luigi]]'s [[Greek Orthodox Faith]]
* Waiting for so long to [[no]]t go to Jamaica.
* [[Mickey Mouse]]
* [[Disco Kid]] (For acting like [[Gay Luigi]].)
* [[Croco]] (For taking his toast.)
* [[Yogi Bear]] (Because his shitty spin-off ''[[Yo Yogi!]]'' caused NBC to stop running cartoons and, as a result, brought a quick end to his animated series.)

===Quotes===
[[Image:Plumbers.gif|frame|Mario had a cameo appearance in the second [[Elite Beat Agents|Ouendan!]] game.]]
{{poopquote|Mario|Nice of [[the Princess]] to invite us over for a picnic, [[Gay Luigi|eh, Luigi]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Oh, [[you]] have got to be [[fuck]]ing with me!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Heh Heh, that's-a going online.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|That's a gay game.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Mario has to pass [[ass|gas.]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[shit]] [[Luigi]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[You]] [[no|didn't]] tell me that you had [[Yoshkins|a secret weapon]] [[Luigi]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[Stone Luigi|stone]] [[Luigi]]. You didn't make it.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Mama Luigi|Luigi]], [[King Koopa|King Koopa's]] locked the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] in his [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for [[you]] ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Ugh, now I know how a meatball feels.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|And there's this nice guy named [[Santa Claus]], who brings presents to all the kids, who've been [[good]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|You know what dey say - all Koopas scoop koop!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|SUPER [[PENIS|BONER]]S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Now let's show Icky [[Vicky]] a new magic trick - how to disappear!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[NO|NO!]] Suck my big, [[fat]] meat[[balls]]!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[shit]] [[Luigi]]. [[You]] [[no|didn't make it!]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe we'll see you on "[[PBS]]"!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey, [[Robotnik]]! Do you want to play Doom?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey!! What's-a taking so long? I got to go to Jamaica!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|This is [[fuck]]ing bull[[shit]]!}}

===Facts===
* I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
* Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying '[[huh-huh]]' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by [[Yoshi]].
* Mario loves reading letters and [[1295.31|phone bills]].
* Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See [[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.]]
* Wants to destroy [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which is impossible.
* May have once transformed into [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]].
* Has once killed [[Brock Samson]] by stomping on his head with a big boot.
* Likes to yell "NO, STOP!!!!"
* He apparantly appeared in ''The Simpsons Game'' for a little bit (he also stole [[Gay Luigi|Gay Luigi's]] "Lotsa [[Spaghetti]]" line!).
* The only thing that he is scared of is [[Makoto Kino]] since she wants to date him and that makes him emo.
* Has never been beaten up by [[Sonic]]... well, until [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].
* He, along with [[Yoshi]], could be found in a cameo appearance for [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.]]
* Enjoys telling only good kids to be good.
* Believes it would be nice if every day was Christmas.
* One time, he, along with [[Luigi]] once wrestled against some di[[no]]saurs.
* Does not want to see [[Little Einsteins|Leo]]'s baby pictures (although Leo thinks otherwise).
* His own feet actually made it into [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] little ol' Armory.
* Mario pretends to be a selfless hero, but in reality he only saves the Princess so he can get laid.
* Discovered a taste sensation called Koopameat, which Bowser tried to counter with Scoopa Koopa's.
* Is the inventor of the Dino-Copter and Tossed Salad.
* Was a referee in the [[Nintendo|NES']] version of Punch Out!!
* He was once complimented on his hair by [[Don Flamenco]].
* He hates the fact that in some parts of Mexico and South America, a fighter named [[Terry Bogard]] is more popular than he is.
* If [[you]] were in Club [[Nintendo]] of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]'s Wiiware or get a ([[good]]) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of [[you]] if you chose his hat over [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game!!!
* He has a micropenis that could get Super Boners.
* Luigi wants him to give up because [[Princess Toadstool]]'s whoopin' his [[balls]].
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Duke Onkled

2010-02-15T15:30:19Z

Linkrocker132: /* Trivia */

{{CharBox
|name=Charles George Onkled
|image=End animation9.jpg
|shows=
|sex=Male
|age=
|occupation=Duke of Gamelon
|cast=
|nationality=English
}}{{char}}
{{stub}}
[[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumb|Duke Onkled's taking a very long and very huge shit.]]

Duke Onkled was the ruler of [[Gamelon]] from 1977-1992.

In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below).

Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic.

Cultural Heritage: UK

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Don't hurt me [[Zelda]]!}}
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|I'll tell you the secret way into Reesong Palace.}}
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Go all the way left and move the rock, [[This Key™|This Key]] opens the gate.}}
{{poopquote|Duke Onkled|Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!}}

==Trivia==
*Owned the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner."
*Apparently dressed better than his cousin.
*Owned one of the largest keys in history.
*Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]]
*Once scrubbed [[The King|King]] for mercy
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==Death==
Duke Onkled died on February 17th 1992 at the hands of [[The King]]'s hangmen at a public execution, two weeks after the latter refused to show mercy despite the pleadings of the former. Approximately three years later he was posthumously declared innocent of all accused charges, and his family was legally reimbursed. [[The King]] refused to make a [[shit|statement]]. It is presumed that nobody cares enough to involve themselves any further into this matter.

[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|left|The [[Demoman]] staring in horror upon the brutal [[The King|execution]] of Duke Onkled.]]
{{vid|o29suu2dZ8w}}
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King Harkinian

2010-02-15T04:20:18Z

Linkrocker132: /* Possessions */

{{CharBox
|name=King Harkinian
|image=4fourIV.jpg
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Male
|age=64
|occupation=King of Hyrule
|cast=
|nationality=Swedish
}}{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the Youtube Poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four ([[4]]) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradai]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires [[cheeseburger]]s.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The weird headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*Various vintage cars from the '20s-'80s [[Image:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg|thumb|The King's 1946 DeSoto]]
*A PT Cruiser
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Mudkip]]s
*[[Laughing]]
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
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*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reese's Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars, such as [[Edsel]]s, Desotos, and Studebakers.
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*[[Scatman John]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Giving unreasonable demands
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]
[[Image:5292 1165786834126 1511575173 457031 2729346 n.jpg|thumb|right|The King in real life]]
==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders
*Slamming his penis in a door.
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==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[Windows|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
*Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.
*Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?
*I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!
*I want dinner in the morning
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Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy

2010-02-15T02:05:44Z

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{{CharBox
|name=Tom
|image=SpongeBob_SquarePants_-_Tom.jpg‎
|caption=Tom in all his glory.
|shows=SpongeBob SquarePants
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Male
|age=[[Dr. Robotnik|Who Cares?]]
|occupation=Bus Driver/Bartender/Bikini Bottom News' Cameraman/Actor/Mattress Salesman/[[Insane Clown Posse|Insane]] [[Chocolate]] Man
|cast=Dee Bradley [[The Baker|Baker]]/Doug Lawrence
}}{{Char}}

Tom is a [[no]]t so main character in [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He's been k[[no]]wn to get into fits of (roid) rage for any reason whatsoever. This is especially [[no]]ted when there's [[chocolate]] abound. Also, he's green.

==Likes==
*[[Chocolate]]
*Screaming "CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Pingas
*Getting into fits of roid rage.
*Drinks
*[[Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patties]]
*[[Pizza]] (But only if drinks are abound.)

==Dislikes==
*Having [[pizza]] without drinks.
*[[No]]t being in fits of (roid) rage, despite the fact that he'd be better off without it.
*Having his [[Mashed Potatoes|potato salad]] that he worked on for three days being smashed.
*Having his leg broken.
**Having his [[ass]] broken.

==Quotes==
*"Chocolate? Did you say...''chocolate?!''"
*"Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"CHOCOLATE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU..... I'd like to buy all of [[you]]r [[chocolate]]."
*"Way to go buddy. That took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!!!"
*"Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here please?"
*"Thanks!"
*"What did [[you]] do to my drink?!?!?!"
*"[[YOU]] WHAT?????!!!!!"
*"I guess that is pretty funny... ([[laugh]]s)"
*"[[YOU]] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[[Image:P-2.jpg|thumb|right|His potato salad took three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!]]
*"Wow, thanks, I've been dying for one of these."
*"Where's my drink?"
*"My drink! My diet Dr. Kelp! Don't tell me [[you]] forgot my drink!!"
*"How am I supposed to eat this [[pizza]] without my drink?!"
*"Didn't you ever once think of the customer?"
*"You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying!"
*"Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
*"MY LEG!!"
*"Say, what's a dog?"

==Trivia==
*He had [[sex]] at least once before he got married.
*His potato salad took him three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!
*He's green, but one episode had him red.
*He sometimes has a female voice, as well as a male voice. [[Yes|Strange]], isn't it?
*One time, his [[ass]] was so broken, that the [[Dr. Mario|doctor]] wanted to give him a new iron ass machine. This machine was created by none other than [[Robotnik]], but no one knows why he invented it.
*He doesn't know what a dog is.
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Hank Hill

2010-02-15T01:54:12Z

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{{CharBox
|name=Hank Hill
|image=Hank-hill-28783.jpg
|shows=King of The Hill
|sex=Male
|age=50s
|nationality=American
|occupation=Salesman of Propane & Propane Accessories (Formerly the star of Arlen High School's football team.)
|cast=[[Beavis and Butthead|Mike Judge]]
}}{{Char}}

Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution.

==Family==
*Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it)
*Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
*Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son)
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]])
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house.
*Has a brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''.
*As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him.
*One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of [[ZZ Top]].
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==Likes==
*His family
*His truck
*Propane
**Propane Accessories
*[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]]
*[[American Football]]
**The Dallas Cowboys
***The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
*His tools
*His garage
*The Cleveland Show(and his ideal spinoff The Hank Hill Show)
*Texas
*[[George W. Bush]]
*Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]].
**Kicking people's asses.
*Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
*Buck Strickland (Hank is Buck's bitch.)
[[Image:Kingofthehill.jpg|thumb|right|The title card for the show that he is the star of.]]
[[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body.]]
[[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]]

==Dislikes==
*Bobby's interests
*[[Gay|Soccer]]
*That he was born in [[New York]].
**Especially the fact that he was born in the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, [[I]] mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, [[no]]t the new one.).
*Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son.
*Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son.
*Charcoal

==Quotes==
*That boy [[wrong|ain't right.]]
*What's the point in arguing?!
*I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!
*I must hide my ''nudity!'' (while in his underwear)
*There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
*I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]].
*I tell ya hwhat.
*I sell propane and propane accessories.
*Gotdangit Bobbeh!
*BOGWAAAAAGH

==Trivia==
*He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out.
*One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left leg.
*He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.
*Like all Texans, he generally disapproves of [[faggot]]s and homosexuality.
*He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!!
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Mario

2010-02-14T02:02:11Z

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{{Char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Mario
|image=Clip 191 0002.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=27
|occupation=Plumber
|cast=[[Optimus Prime|Peter Cullen]]/[[Captain Lou Albano]]/Walker Boone/Ronald B. Ruben/Charles Martinet
}}

Mario is a notorious character in many great games (expect hotel mario). He is usually seen with his brother, [[Luigi]], who has been known to have multiple personalities, and [[The Princess|Princess Peach]], who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, [[Mama Luigi]]. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of [[Uctions|UCTIONS]], a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "[[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was <s>torn down</s> hollowed-out in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.

Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop.

Not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]], his second evolutionary [[form]], Whale Mario, or the imposter fat old retired sportsdude, [[Real Mario]].
[[Image:googoo.jpg|thumb|Whale Mario]]
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|Mario in the rare [[form]] called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]]

===Likes===
* [[Uctions]]
* [[Lotsa Spaghetti]]
* [[The Princess]]
* [[Luigi]]
* [[Yoshi]]
* Pasta
* [[Yes|His Catholic Faith]]
* Cave Christmas
* Organization & Teamwork
* Football
* Soccer
* Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.).
* Telling [[Luigi]] that he's home.
* Mushrooms
* [[Inspector Gadget]]
* Dirk Drain-Head
* Mighty Plumber
* His favorite record (What his favorite record is, we'll never k[[no]]w.).
[[Image:Gadfa.jpg|thumb|right|Mario's new golden trophy.]]
* Toasters that [[toast]] [[toast]].
* Koopameat
* [[Jesus Christ]]
* The Pasta Pit-Stop
* Singing his own version of the ''Dragostea di ni'' song (A.K.A., the (almighty) Numa Numa song.)
* Wanting to go to Jamaica.
* [[Don Flamenco]] (For liking his hair.)
* [[Doc Louis]]

===Dislikes===
* [[Bowser]]/[[King Koopa]]
* [[Mama Luigi]], which is strage since he helped him and also his brother (In his real [[form]] that is.).
[[Image:Halolz-dot-com-supermariobros-magicmushroomsjpg.jpg|thumb|right|Here's a common artist's [[wrong]] intrepretation of what Mario's like when he finds a mushroom.]]
* [[Oogtar]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Waluigi]]
* [[Larry Koopa]]
* [[Dry Bones]]
* [[Anti-Uctions]]
* Stanley, The Talking Fish
* Bob-Ombs
* [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]]
* Fred Fredburger
* [[Chad Warden]]
* Jamie Kellner
* [[Eggs]]
[[Image:Balloon Yoshi Screenshot.jpg|thumb|right|Mario [[sex|riding]] on an inflated [[Blue Koopa|light blue]] [[Yoshi]].]]
* Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football.
* [[The Jonas Brothers]]
* [[Miley Cyrus]]
* [[Luigi]]'s [[Greek Orthodox Faith]]
* Waiting for so long to [[no]]t go to Jamaica.
* [[Mickey Mouse]]
* [[Disco Kid]] (For acting like [[Gay Luigi]].)
* [[Croco]] (For taking his toast.)
* [[Yogi Bear]] (Because his shitty spin-off ''[[Yo Yogi!]]'' caused NBC to stop running cartoons and, as a result, brought a quick end to his animated series.)
*Double Dee from Ed Edd'n'Eddy(Because he said bread goes in a toaster and not toast)

===Quotes===
[[Image:Plumbers.gif|frame|Mario had a cameo appearance in the second [[Elite Beat Agents|Ouendan!]] game.]]
{{poopquote|Mario|Nice of [[the Princess]] to invite us over for a picnic, [[Gay Luigi|eh, Luigi]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Oh, [[you]] have got to be [[fuck]]ing with me!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Heh Heh, that's-a going online.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|That's a gay game.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Mario has to pass [[ass|gas.]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[shit]] [[Luigi]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[You]] [[no|didn't]] tell me that you had [[Yoshkins|a secret weapon]] [[Luigi]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[Stone Luigi|stone]] [[Luigi]]. You didn't make it.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Mama Luigi|Luigi]], [[King Koopa|King Koopa's]] locked the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] in his [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for [[you]] ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Ugh, now I know how a meatball feels.}}
{{poopquote|Mario|And there's this nice guy named [[Santa Claus]], who brings presents to all the kids, who've been [[good]].}}
{{poopquote|Mario|You know what dey say - all Koopas scoop koop!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|SUPER [[PENIS|BONER]]S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Now let's show Icky [[Vicky]] a new magic trick - how to disappear!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[NO|NO!]] Suck my big, [[fat]] meat[[balls]]!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[shit]] [[Luigi]]. [[You]] [[no|didn't make it!]]}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe we'll see you on "[[PBS]]"!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey, [[Robotnik]]! Do you want to play Doom?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey!! What's-a taking so long? I got to go to Jamaica!!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|This is [[fuck]]ing bull[[shit]]!}}

===Facts===
* I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
* Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying '[[huh-huh]]' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by [[Yoshi]].
* Mario loves reading letters and [[1295.31|phone bills]].
* Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See [[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.]]
* Wants to destroy [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which is impossible.
* May have once transformed into [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]].
* Has once killed [[Brock Samson]] by stomping on his head with a big boot.
* Likes to yell "NO, STOP!!!!"
* He apparantly appeared in ''The Simpsons Game'' for a little bit (he also stole [[Gay Luigi|Gay Luigi's]] "Lotsa [[Spaghetti]]" line!).
* The only thing that he is scared of is [[Makoto Kino]] since she wants to date him and that makes him emo.
* Has never been beaten up by [[Sonic]]... well, until [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].
* He, along with [[Yoshi]], could be found in a cameo appearance for [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.]]
* Enjoys telling only good kids to be good.
* Believes it would be nice if every day was Christmas.
* One time, he, along with [[Luigi]] once wrestled against some di[[no]]saurs.
* Does not want to see [[Little Einsteins|Leo]]'s baby pictures (although Leo thinks otherwise).
* His own feet actually made it into [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] little ol' Armory.
* Mario pretends to be a selfless hero, but in reality he only saves the Princess so he can get laid.
* Discovered a taste sensation called Koopameat, which Bowser tried to counter with Scoopa Koopa's.
* Is the inventor of the Dino-Copter and Tossed Salad.
* Was a referee in the [[Nintendo|NES']] version of Punch Out!!
* He was once complimented on his hair by [[Don Flamenco]].
* He hates the fact that in some parts of Mexico and South America, a fighter named [[Terry Bogard]] is more popular than he is.
* If [[you]] were in Club [[Nintendo]] of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]'s Wiiware or get a ([[good]]) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of [[you]] if you chose his hat over [[Doc Louis]]' Punch Out!! game!!!
* He has a micropenis that could get Super Boners.
* Luigi wants him to give up because [[Princess Toadstool]]'s whoopin' his [[balls]].
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Hank Hill

2010-02-14T01:46:56Z

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{{CharBox
|name=Hank Hill
|image=Hank-hill-28783.jpg
|shows=King of The Hill
|sex=Male
|age=50s
|nationality=American
|occupation=Salesman of Propane & Propane Accessories (Formerly the star of Arlen High School's football team.)
|cast=[[Beavis and Butthead|Mike Judge]]
}}{{Char}}

Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution.

==Family==
*Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it)
*Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
*Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son)
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]])
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house.
*Has a brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''.
*As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him.
*One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of [[ZZ Top]].
{{Vid|KYKWHGKpnBQ}}

==Likes==
*His family
*His truck
*Buck Strickland(Hank is Buck's bitch)
*Propane
**Propane Accessories
*[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]]
*[[American Football]]
**The Dallas Cowboys
***The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
*His tools
*His garage
*Texas
*[[George W. Bush]]
*Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]].
**Kicking people's asses.
*Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
[[Image:Kingofthehill.jpg|thumb|right|The title card for the show that he is the star of.]]
[[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body.]]
[[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]]

==Dislikes==
*Bobby's interests
*[[Gay|Soccer]]
*That he was born in [[New York]].
**Especially the fact that he was born in the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, [[I]] mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, [[no]]t the new one.).
*Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son.
*Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son.
*Charcoal

==Quotes==
*That boy [[wrong|ain't right.]]
*What's the point in arguing?!
*I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!
*I must hide my ''nudity!'' (while in his underwear)
*There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
*I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]].
*I tell ya hwhat.
*I sell propane and propane accessories.
*Gotdangit Bobbeh!
*BOGWAAAAAGH

==Trivia==
*He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out.
*One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left leg.
*He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.
*Like all Texans, he generally disapproves of [[faggot]]s and homosexuality.
*He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!!
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